Chapter 603: Is This Old Guy a True Immortal or a Fake Immortal?
It's just that it's really hard to ask anything in front of Tukun. At this time, Almu, who has been hosting work in the entertainment city, asked to meet. Entering the door, Almu saw that the Xuan Zhen Daoist, who was known as the old immortal in the entertainment city, was gnawing on the roasted lamb chops without caring about his image, and he couldn't help but be a little stunned.
"Almu is here, please sit down, come on, come on, this king will introduce you to you, this old immortal is the uncle of the Tang Dynasty National Teacher, and Master Xuanzhen is also." Tukun suppressed his excitement and tried to reveal his majesty as a king, introducing himself to Almu.
Hearing this news, the smile on the face of Almu, who had just opened a smile, instantly froze, and he grinned, like a hippopotamus waiting for a veterinarian to pull out his hair, and his eyes also turned into a large and small wild goose pagoda in Xi'an. Some stammered and pointed to the Xuan Zhen Dao chief, unable to speak in a sentence. "Lord Wang, can you be sure of this? He is the uncle of the Tang Dynasty National Teacher? How is this possible, he eats and drinks with us...... Ahem, it's not like he has the demeanor of a worldly master. ”
Almu's voice was not small, and the Xuan Zhen Dao Chief, and even everyone in the hall heard it. Duan Shaojun glanced at Xuanzhen Dao Master with a strange expression, but saw that this old rascal winked at him weirdly, and continued to eat and drink as if no one was there.
Sure enough, the old rascal of Xuanzhen Dao has a good grasp of human nature. Tu Kun was like a Taoist boy beside Xuanzhen Dao Chief, and gave an extremely logical explanation with reasonable evidence. "Masters have their own demeanor, and in the dust of the game, smiling at the red dust is really free."
"Lord Wang, you have praised too much, if the poor road is really free, when you turn into a fish and dance discs, how can you still have fun in this turbid world." Xuan Zhen Dao Chang wiped the corners of his oily mouth, and smiled at Tu Kun with a smile.
Hearing this, Duan Shaojun almost laughed off his big teeth, just you are an old lewd, I am afraid that even if you have the opportunity to turn into a fish dance disc, you would rather stay in the gentle countryside and dream of death than become an immortal.
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The prince of Tukun, who was familiar with the classics of the Han family, was really scratched to the itch, and suddenly began to show off. "You are not a fish, you know the joy of fish, and the dream butterfly dance, all from the sage Zhuangzi, right? The master is indeed knowledgeable. ”
"The prince is the real erudite and widely informed, and the poor monks admire him. Unexpectedly, the prince can not only bend the bow immediately, but this splendid article can also be easily obtained, and it is within the reach of ordinary people. Xuan Zhendao stroked his long beard with a look of surprise.
The joy on the face of the prince of Tukun can be said to be very happy with this Xuanzhen Taoist who welcomes the horse, and Xuanzhen Taoist is really worthy of being the master who often tells fortunes and fools people, every time he says something amazing, it will always make Tukun look shocked, and after the shock, he is naturally more and more convinced.
I respect this uncle of the Tang Dynasty more and more, and I can even say that I want to kneel and lick it.
And the old man also rushed over, for the old liar of Xuanzhen Daochang, or the old liar whose business is at a level deep, fooling people can be said to be fooling one by one.
For example, as soon as the old man entered the door, he met the prince of Tukun, and after listening to the prince of Tukun solemnly introduce the master of the Tang Dynasty, he couldn't help but look at the chief of the Xuanzhen Dao a few more times, pulled the corners of his mouth with a smile, and smiled after seeing the salute. "The master's name in my happy entertainment city can be said to be famous for a long time, I heard that the master's research on numerology is extremely profound, so dare to ask the chief, can you be for the old man, and it will also be counted as a hexagram."
"Not counting!" Xuan Zhen Dao Chang refused without raising his eyelids, and his tone was blunt, not to mention Duan Shaojun, but the prince of Tukun was also stunned. After Tu Kun glanced at the old man who was also surprised, he leaned over to the Xuanzhen Dao Chief, revealing a gentle smile.
"Isn't Dao Chang Mo having some holiday with the old master?"
"Since the poor monk entered the grassland, he has always been kind to others, and has never been bad with others." Xuan Zhen Dao Chang stroked his silver eyebrows, and his evil triangular eyes showed a few traces of compassion, and he chanted a few words of Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable to show his piety.
"Then why didn't the master give the old man a hexagram?" The old man couldn't help but ask with a displeased face.
"Because, the hexagram you want to calculate will put the poor monk in a dilemma." Daoist Xuan Zhen explained with a helpless expression. These words made Duan Shaojun feel a little toothache, you are an old man who is obviously afraid that you won't be able to fool this old guy, so you are afraid that you will say this, right?
On the contrary, it was in line with the old man's face and blinked. "What does the master mean by this, isn't it, did you guess what the old man wants to ask you for?"
"Naturally impossible, the destiny of heaven, everyone has a destiny in their bodies, the mandate of heaven cannot be violated, the mandate of heaven is irreversible, it is the will of God, whether it is the prince or you, everyone's destiny has been determined ninety percent at the moment of birth." Daoist Xuan Zhen continued to stroke his long beard, with a look of exhaustion.
The old man asked expressionlessly: "What about Yicheng?" ”
"Nine deaths, one life...... In the world, how many people can live after nine deaths and one life? And such a person, although his life is given by God, but his life has changed greatly...... "Xuanzhen Daoist still has an unfathomable look, fitting the old man's triangular eyes staring at Xuanzhen Daochang's face, his gaze is like two lasers, and he can't wait to burn two big holes in Xuanzhen Daochang's face.
Almu, who had already been stunned by these two strikers, cleared his throat and couldn't help but ask curiously: "According to what you mean, my uncle, is a person who changes his life against the sky?" ”
"Hugh is nonsense!" In line with the old man's vicious glare, he changed his life against the sky, such a word is too rebellious, and he can say it at will.
"It's okay, Almu, let them all go down. Master, this statement of changing one's life against the sky is too mysterious, not to mention what kind of person the old man is, this king knows very well, I don't know if the master can make an exception and calculate a hexagram for the old man? Tukun drove out a group of people with Almu, and those who stayed indoors were not only suitable for the old man's uncle and nephew, Duan Shaojun and Xuanzhen Daoist, as well as Tukun and the two guards.
Daoist Xuanzhen couldn't help but look embarrassed, and the old man narrowed his old eyes and carefully looked at Daoist Xuanzhen's expression, as if the police were examining a blind man hiding in the corner of the street to tell fortunes.
"Peeping into the heavens, life is easy to break, it is not easy for poor Dao to live to this age......" Xuan Zhendao stroked his long black beard like iron, and said with a face of unwillingness and embarrassment.
"Dare to ask the master this year?" The old man stroked his gray hair, and couldn't help but smile with a little contempt.
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Xuan Zhendao smiled: "The nephew of the poor Dao, the national teacher of the Tang Dynasty, is now five out of seventy, you can tell me, the poor Dao is his uncle, how old should he be?" ”
As soon as these words came out, Duan Shaojun couldn't help but secretly applaud. This old rascal really deserves to be the master who often fools people, his master and nephew are seventy-five, and his uncle is embarrassed to be younger than his nephew, this is common sense, but Xuan Zhen Dao Chang is a guy who breaks common sense.
Prince Tukun's eyes narrowed slightly. "Someone comes, spread that Zhao Youde came in."
The guards around him immediately took the order and left, and after a lot of effort, the Han man who had been brought here before walked into the hall again to meet the prince of Tukun.
"Zhao Qing, this king asks you, do you know this master?" Tu Kun pointed at Daoist Xuan Zhen and asked Wen Yan at the Han man.
Zhao Youde nodded respectfully. "Back to the king, Weichen knows that this is the uncle of the Tang Dynasty National Teacher, the Taoist name Xuan Zhenzi. In the past, when Weichen was still serving in the Tang Rite Department, he had also seen this master. ”
"Then do you know how old the Tang National Teacher is this year and how he looks?" Next to him, the old man narrowed his eyes, and then asked.
"When the national teacher took office, he was already forty years, and it has been more than thirty years since he went through three dynasties, and so far, I am afraid that he is more than seventy years old." Zhao Youde's memory is very good, and his tongue is quite flexible.
The important thing is that the answer he gave naturally will not be fake, and the old man and the prince of Tukun glanced at each other, and said with a smile. "Then when have you met Master Xuanzhen?"
"It was eleven years ago, has been traveling all over the world, more than 100 years old national teacher uncle Zuyun Zhongzi old immortal into Beijing, when the Son of Heaven heard the news, very happy, personally led the six officials in the national teacher to greet in the national teacher view. At that time, Master Xuanzhen was beside the old immortal......"