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Perhaps, that's what friends feel like, right? Li Xuan thought so in his heart... Li Xuan, who has never felt a trace of brotherly affection since he was three years old, and it is impossible for a subordinate to dare to call him a brother and a brother, as if he was a lowly, he was warmly moved in his heart.

"Brother, can you give my little brother some ideas, it's really a headache now. Alas...... If I had known, I should have returned to Beijing later, and when this turmoil has passed, it is better than being pushed around a hundred times now. Li Xuan let out a long sigh and then whispered to Duan Shaojun.

"Is it hard?" Duan Shaojun turned his head in astonishment, looked at Li Xuan, and said with a disdainful expression.

Li Xuan was stunned for a moment, and at least 10,000 grass and mud horses were arranged in a neat and uniform phalanx of 100 horses in his heart. "Isn't it difficult? Is it really not that hard? You know, I don't know, this king is so worried about this that his hair is almost gray. You actually think it's not difficult? ”

"It's very simple, for my brother, I have three strategies, which can help you deal with it." Duan Shaojun had a scheming expression on his face, and he said proudly.

Li Xuan's heart tightened for no reason, and his buttocks involuntarily moved back half a foot, and then he asked Duan Shaojun with some hesitation. "Dare to ask Brother Tai what these three strategies are done?"

"That's it, we're also partners, so it's okay to tell you all." Duan Shaojun smashed his mouth and looked Li Xuan up and down, as if an old director was looking at the graduating freshmen of the Beijing Film Academy who came to apply for the leading actor, and turned Li Xuanmao upside down.

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Before Li Xuan could speak, Duan Shaojun himself had already shook his head. "The decision is up to the people, but unfortunately, you can't."

“…… Brother, what do you mean? Li Xuan, who was confused, was very unconvinced and said, why do you want me to not do it? Men can't say no, let alone admit no, this is a necessary and basic principle.

Duan Shaojun said unhurriedly. "Because of this strategy, you need to have a very strong desire for expression and performance, for example, if you are asked to pretend to be a fool, you have to grin and drool for seventeen or eighteen days, are you sure you can do it?"

"Your plan is to make me play a fool?" It took Li Xuanlao a long time to close his mouth that was a little too open, and he looked angry and angry. "Brother, can you stop being so unreasonable?"

"How can you say that it is not in tune?" Duan Shaojun glanced at this product very angrily. "Think about it, who would want to deal with a fool, and who would talk about life and ideals with a fool, as long as you are stupid, nothing happens to you."

"If that's the case, I'm afraid I won't be able to keep this throne, right?" Li Xuan finally understood the reason why his uncle would always be furious when he met this mantle disciple. For example, now, I have a strong urge to beat this girl.

"So, I'm just going to say it's the next step. It's not only harmful, but it's also disadvantageous, and it's ...... to say that it's the next policy" Duan Shaojun shook his head and dragged up the classical Chinese.

Li Xuan raised his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, and said weakly. "Brother Tai, don't make trouble, okay, you still tell the little brother what kind of Zhongce is first."

Duan Shaojun raised a finger helplessly. "Medium strategy: feigning illness."

Li Xuan couldn't help but be stunned, to be honest, his subordinates had also made such a proposal, but Li Xuan was worried that his father would send an imperial doctor to treat him, so he gave up such a method.

"Of course, this is just a middle strategy, after all, your father is the son of heaven, and his son is sick, do you think the people in the imperial hospital are not able to eat dry food?" Duan Shaojun thought about it, so he revealed the flaw in this strategy. "Unless your father doesn't think your son is important at all."

“…… It seems that I still have some weight in my father's possession. "How can this guy talk so unpleasantly, Li Xuan wiped the sweat from his forehead and interrupted Duan Shaojun's free talk." Brother, let's talk about the best policy. ”

"The best policy...... What is needed is the determination and courage to endure suffering. Duan Shaojun said with a resolute expression. Xuan's gaze was like that of the chief examining the red imp who was ready to die on the battlefield at any time.

Xuan began to feel uncomfortable again, and after reaching out and rubbing his eyebrows, he sighed helplessly. "Brother, can you always torture people like this, what is your best strategy?"

"It's easy to use, and it can get you attention and sympathy, and it can keep you away from this dispute in time, and it won't bring any serious consequences, you say, is this the best policy?" Duan Shaojun sold Guan Zi first, and slowly counted the benefits of this best strategy to Li Xuan.

Li Xuan, who was originally full of vigilance and was ready to be fooled by this unreasonable idea, was itching his heart. "Really? Brother, don't lie to your little brother. ”

"We're good brothers, kiss the neck...... You heard it wrong, it's the kind of good brother who is a good friend of the neck, how can he lie to you? Duan Shaojun's face turned pale, with an indignant expression of being insulted by the other party.

"Cheng Chengcheng, brother Tai, as long as your best strategy really has what you said, then the little brother will definitely treat you to a big meal." Li Xuan frowned and thought hard for a while, if he could meet the above conditions, it seemed that it would really be perfect, it was definitely the best policy for the post, and it could be said that he had not suffered any loss for his own interests.

"Okay, for the sake of such sincerity, but remember, you have to invite a few brothers, by the way, and Brother Dongliang also has to invite." Duan Shaojun deserves to be a good friend of righteousness.

And Hu Xiaoniang, who had been eating silently and listening with her ears pricked up, and Chen Jian's eyebrows suddenly danced again and again.

However, Li Xuan even doubted that this product wanted to invite the double champion of rice barrels and wine barrels, so that he could eat himself. "Cheng, please!"

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After hearing the best advice given by Duan Shaojun, Li Xuan was silent for a long time, and a feeling of being deeply pitted was once again deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and Hu Xiaoniang and Chen Jian on the side were also stupid, Duan Shaojun, who was proud of himself, really couldn't understand why there were always so many bad tricks that hurt people and were unfavorable to this product.

“…… Brother, are you sure you're not here to hurt my little brother today? Li Xuan glared at Duan Shaojun with a black line on his face, gritted his teeth and said angrily.

"Stop, don't worry, as a superior person, when the honor and disgrace are not shocked, of course, you are only the gutter water flowing through your feet, and you only need to think that there is a fire in your kitchen...... Okay, I'll be serious. ”

Duan Shaojun cleared his throat and began to wrench his fingers. "First, if you break your leg, will others let you drag your injured leg to see your father?"

"Probably not, right? Even if you want me to go, I don't want to go. Li Xuan thought about it and nodded.

"Second, since you hurt your leg, can you justifiably stay at home and recuperate, and don't need to pay attention to the turmoil outside?"

“…… That's just as well. ”

"Thirdly, when your father hears that you have injured your leg, he will be furious and slash your lord? Or will a doctor be sent to treat you as a sign of comfort? ”

"It must be the latter, my father is still quite good to me."

"Isn't that the end of it? Not only does it get you out of the current predicament, but also makes your brothers have nothing to say, and they can still get enough care and mercy from your father, isn't it three birds with one stone, and you can count them in one fell swoop? Why, this is not called a good policy, you think about it for me, what else can be called a good policy? Duan Shaojun's mouth flipped rapidly, like a Gatling heavy machine gun.

Li Xuan, who had a clumsy mouth, was speechless and gloomy. If you think about it carefully, hey, really, it seems that I am going to break my leg, and for my current predicament, absolutely all difficulties can be solved.

But, but the problem is to break the leg? Muddy, Li Xuan's heart can be described as a burst of thunder, lying in one groove after another. "But the question is, didn't I fall into blood mold?"

"You're not talking nonsense?" Duan Shaojun glanced at the goods. "If you want to gain, but you don't want to pay, how can there be such a thing in the world?"

"Besides, it's just a broken leg, my brother can cure all diseases, just a broken leg, for my brother, I can give you a bone bandage now, to ensure that you won't have one leg long and one leg short in the future." Duan Shaojun began to advertise his medical skills by the way.

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