Drink good wine, reminisce about the old, and before you know it, it is dark. Fang Yu was in love, and it was inevitable that he would drink a few more glasses and get dizzy.

It's not that he can't drink, it's that the atmosphere, mood, and time all bring this feeling of vertigo to the most comfortable position. In the clouds, all troubles are left behind. No wonder some people say that they drink to kill their sorrows. Alcohol is the best drink for the brain to forget about troubles.

Bidding farewell to his former brothers, Fang Yu swaggered home.

When he arrived outside the villa, he saw that there was no one around, so he poured a soak of urine on the fence on the side of the road, and said to himself: "Who is so unqualified, it is ...... to defecate everywhere"

Turning around and walking in a daze, he reached the gate.

Seeing a bunch of messy things, I couldn't help frowning and said, "Huh, whose thing is this, why is it so familiar?"

He bent down and flipped it twice, then was shocked. Isn't this my robe? Isn't this my package? Who the hell threw my stuff out so shamelessly?

Dingle –

The mobile phone rang, Fang Yu took it out and took a closer look, the content of the text message was very annoying:

"Stinky rascal, Tubaozi, come back so late today, don't come back at all! Jiang Xiaoxiao. ”

This girl is too lawless.

He knew that Jiang Xiaoxiao lived on the second floor, and he wanted to call her out to the windowsill to reason, but soon he didn't need to shout, Jiang Xiaoxiao tied her pigtails, turned on the light on the second floor, and poked her head out.

"Xiaoxiao, I signed a serious employment contract with your sister, and you threw out my things, it's too unreasonable, right?"

Jiang Xiaoxiao stuck out her tongue at him and said, "I didn't fire you, I just threw out your dirty things, not to mention breach of contract, my sister won't blame me." ”

"Then you'll have to open the door for me. At night, there are so many female hooligans outside, I'm afraid that something will happen to me,......" Fang Yu said.

"Bah, you're going to sleep outside. If you have nothing to do, just look at the stars and think about life. ”

Syllable!

The windows are closed.

By the way, the curtains were also closed.

"Hey, hey, hey—"

No matter how Fang Yu shouted, Jiang Xiaoxiao didn't respond at all.

......

Alas, it is really good to be bullied.

I can only wait for Jiang Wei to come back.

Fang Yu reluctantly sorted out a few decent things from a pile of things, as well as an old pillow, and went to the garden opposite the villa.

Alone in the park, he found a bench, lay down and fell asleep. I think I'm the Iron Fist King, but I'm actually reduced to sleeping in the park, and those who don't know think I'm a beggar.

"Grandma, that little beggar is so pitiful!"

Fang Yu, who had just fallen, heard a childish voice coming from nearby, and couldn't help but be angry in his heart, at night, it was just a matter of not being able to see clearly, how could he talk nonsense. Turn sideways and follow the prestige.

A rickety old grandmother was pulling her little grandson and pointed at Fang Yu and said, "If you are young, you have feet and hands, and you don't know how to find a job, so you know how to be a beggar." Grandson, don't be like him in the future, you must study hard and get ahead, otherwise he today will be you in the future!"

"Damn. What's wrong with becoming me?" Fang Yu sat up, his eyes widening

The old grandmother shuddered, obviously frightened, and pulled her grandson to walk like a fly.

"Ah, this beggar is still insane. Grandson, let's go!"

“——”

......

Eleven o'clock in the evening.

Jiang Wei finally finished her work and appeared at the gate in a Volkswagen car.

Then he entered the door without looking back.

Jiang Wei, who has strict requirements for work, treats life at home the same.

Because it was too late, Jiang Wei went to Jiang Xiaoxiao's room to take a look, and the girl had fallen into a deep sleep. So he took the door lightly and went downstairs to the kitchen.

I made a supper at random, and when I was about to eat it, there was a click, and the door opened strangely.

Jiang Wei has always been sleeping badly lately, and she is worried. A few times when I drove to work, I always felt like someone was tailgating.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Jiang Wei's heart tightened-

If the gangsters break into the door at this time......

Jiang Wei's heart was in her throat, she put down her supper, quickly went to the living room, turned off the light, and waited for it.

Da Da Da –

Sure enough, a figure snuck in.

But the image of that person was like a night owl, and at a glance he saw Jiang Wei hiding in the dark, and came to her with lightning speed.

"Save—"

Before the word could be shouted, the big hand of the black shadow blocked her cherry mouth.

"Shhhh ”

"Is that you?" Jiang Wei was annoyed, "Let go!"

"Oh. ”

The moment Fang Yu let go, he felt a slap in the darkness.

"Stinky rascal, where did you put your hands?"

Call!

Fang Yu heard the sound and raised his hand to block Jiang Wei's slender jade hand. That's when he realized that his other hand had accidentally scratched her ass.

No wonder it was floppy just now.

"Ha, accident, accident. ”

Smack, the lights are on.

"How did you get in?" Jiang Wei, who was shocked, was completely enraged by the unscrupulous Fang Yu.

"I was hungry and came in when I smelled the scent...... Don't stare at me, do you mean that door? That door is also locked, cats and dogs, how can you lock me......"

If the eyes can kill.

Then the current Fang Yu is enough to die ten million times.

Fang Yu, who realized that he had said the wrong thing, saw a pancake on the table, his eyes lit up, and without waiting for the angry Jiang Wei to stop him, he reached out and pinched the only pancake.

Let's haw, haw, haw-

I ate most of it in one bite.

"Mmmm, it's soft and it tastes good. It's just that the heat is a little too much, and it would be perfect if you could add some chili sauce. ”

This was not enough, he also picked up Jiang Wei's personal glass and drank the wine without scruples.

At this point, Jiang Wei's bottom line was completely shattered.

"You-" was so angry that she couldn't even speak, if it weren't for Fang Yu's sake, she would have been bombarded a long time ago!

Fang Yu licked his fingers and said unsatisfactorily: "It's too good for you to come back, your sister threw my things out, I was thinking about waiting for you to come back and come in, you see how gentlemanly and polite I am?"

"Whew!"

The only good impression left in Jiang Wei's mind dissipated at this moment, "If you continue like this, I can only ask you to leave." ”

"Don't make trouble!" Fang Yu's dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, "I won't go." ”

Jiang Weimei's eyes widened, and she gritted her teeth in anger.

This rascal is too cheeky, but if he is angry, will he beat someone? If he is really a pervert, what should he do?

"What are you going to do to get out! I really don't want to see you today. Jiang Wei endured this anger.

"I don't have anywhere to go. Fang Yu said.

"You go outside for one night. ”

"I don't have any money!"

"I'll give you money!"

"I'm against it. Fang Yu raised his hand and said solemnly, "I strongly disagree! My dignity tells me that you are insulting me." ”

Stinky and shameless, asking for money and dignity, why don't you go to heaven?