Liu Zhiren immediately understood, and said with a smile: "This official doesn't know how to tell hexagrams, how can he know about Cui County's order?" However, since Pei Xianling asked about this, the official had a guess. ”

"What conjecture?"

"Cui Xianling is probably thinking about it at home now."

Pei Zikuan pretended to be surprised and said: "What do you want, what do you want?" ”

"You think, it turns out that his cowhide is blowing loudly, and he is offering a heavy reward, and he has found the descendants of Gan Ning Gan Xingba. Now that the Dragon Boat Festival is here, is it the mule or the horse that should be taken out for a walk, can he not be worried? ”

"Are you saying that these descendants of Ganning are fakes? Then I don't understand, since he knows that it has been exposed, why does he brag about that cowhide? ”

"Pei Xian Ling is a righteous man and a gentleman, of course you don't understand the filthiness of this. The money that Cui County ordered to offer a heavy reward was not the money of the Jiangdu County Ya, but the money of the big families in Jiangdu County. ”

After a slight pause, Liu Zhiren said meaningfully: "Think about it carefully, who found Gan Ning's descendants in the end?" And in whose hands should this money end up? ”

Pei Zikuan opened his mouth wide, his face was full of disbelief, and said, "According to what you say, Cui County's order is black?" Can't it, when Jiangdu County loses, he won't have to return the money? ”

"Coming back? How is that possible! Liu Zhiren said: "Otherwise, why did he come so late today, he must be thinking of a reason at home, ready to say that this matter is a crime of war." ”

Between these two singing and harmonizing, Cui Geng is no different from a despicable villain. The officials in the field whispered, all talking about Cui Geng, a scumbag...... No, official scum!

Originally, when we said that you have strong Cui cultivation ability, we will pinch our noses and admit it. However, when Nima was worried about the dragon boat race, when you went out, you happened to meet Gan Ning's descendants. They also happen to be good at maneuvering dragon boats, which is too much of a coincidence, right?

Seeing that it was not a problem, Wei Miao bowed slightly, and said, "Zhang Tingshi, why don't you say a few words?" ”

Zhang Qian raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "What did the old man say?" Wei joined the army, if you care, it will be chaotic. Cui Erlang's kid, even the errands of demolishing and supervising the construction of the city wall are done beautifully, can he still be difficult to defeat such a trivial matter as dragon boat racing? Just wait and see, when the dragon boat race is over, it will not be him who will lose face...... Eh, here it is! ”

Wei Miao looked up, but saw dust in the distance, and a team galloped up.

for the first three.

The first one was a handsome gentleman with a handsome appearance, wearing a dark green official robe, majestic and majestic.

The second and third are both stunningly beautiful.

The one on the left is dressed in a man's dress, a mix and match, not only does not look nondescript at all, but adds a bit of playfulness. The one on the right, directly covered his head with cloth, wearing a narrow-sleeved round-necked robe, heroic and radiant!

It was Cui Geng, Lu Ruolan and Cao Yuechan.

Behind them, in addition to Feng Changqing and the others, there were dozens of bronzed-skinned middle-aged men. These people are all tall, weather-drenched, and have wooden expressions.

While speaking, Cui Geng had already turned over and dismounted, and took Lu Ruolan and Cao Yuechan to meet Zhang Qian in the color shed.

Seeing that the ceremony was over, Cui Geng took the second daughter to the position that had been arranged and sat down.

Pei Zikuan said in a weird manner: "Cui Xianling, as a landlord, is late, which is really cranky." ”

Cui Geng knew Pei Zikuan, knew that this grandson had always had opinions about him, and every time he met and spoke, he could smell the sour smell in his words ten steps away.

He knew that the other party had bad intentions, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly and asked, "Oh? I don't know what Pei County Ling thinks? ”

"Hmph, it's not what the county thinks, but what everyone thinks. Everyone thinks that Cui County Ling is worried about how to admit defeat in this dragon boat race! Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to keep the 100,000 yuan of the bounty. ”

To Pei Zikuan's surprise, Cui Geng heard this, instead of being annoyed, he smiled and said: "Pei County Order, people are noble and self-aware, you only represent yourself, but you can't represent everyone." In addition, after listening to your thoughts, this prefecture comes up with a story. ”

"What's the story?"

"It is said that a scholar and a monk have a very good relationship, and they talk and laugh freely. One day, the scholar asked the monk, "What do you think I look like?" The monk said, "I see you like a Buddha." The scholar was very happy to hear this. Then the monk also asked, what do you think the poor monk looks like? The scholar wanted to embarrass him, saying that I look at you like shit, but the monk lowered his head and was silent. ”

Speaking of which, Cui Geng made a bad mistake and deliberately stopped.

Pei Zikuan listened to this story inexplicably, and asked, "That monk was scolded in vain." What is the meaning of Cui Xianling telling this story? ”

"Hehe, Pei Xianling is slightly the same as that scholar hero." Cui Geng said: "Let's listen to the official continue to say." When the scholar returned home, he told her sister about it. As a result, her sister said disdainfully, brother, your realm is too low, the monk has a Buddha in his heart, and everything in the world is a Buddha. And you ......"

Following this line of thought, anyone can think of what Cui Geng should say next, Lu Ruolan immediately stretched out her white little hand, pointed at Pei Zikuan, and answered playfully: "You have dog shit in your heart, naturally everyone looks like shit." ”

"Poof......

"Haha~~"

Most of the officials present are melon-eating people who don't know the truth, so naturally they will stand on whichever side is in the limelight. When I heard this, I immediately laughed!

Cui Geng's story comes from "Absurd Dream", which tells the story between Su Shi, Foyin and Su Xiaomei.

Because this story is both interesting and philosophical, it has been passed down for thousands of years.

Of course, Su Dawenhao's literary level is too high, even if he is a harlequin in this story, it has nothing to do with his reputation.

But the crux of the matter is that Pei Zikuan is not Su Shi!

With his knowledge, he soon realized that as the story spread, he quickly became a clown in the eyes of the world, and became notorious.

If you live a lifetime, isn't it just to live the word fame and fortune?

Pei Zikuan gritted his straightforward teeth and said, "Cui County's order, take a break from the benefits of your tongue." In the dragon boat race, your Jiangdu County will be defeated and lost. I see how you explain to the elders of Jiangdu County! ”

Cui Geng shrugged his shoulders and said, "If the official is not mistaken, it was not the official who wanted to take advantage of his tongue just now, but you, right?" Why did you see that the battle situation was unfavorable and hung up the free battle card again? It seems that Pei Xianling is really a handsome man. ”

Lu Ruolan's eyes flashed, and she asked cutely: "Why did Pei Xianling become a handsome man again?" ”

"Because he knows the times. As the saying goes, those who know the times are handsome, haha! ”

As soon as the two of them sang and harmonized, they squeezed Pei Zikuan so much that he wanted to vomit blood, and he was annoyed and angry: "Hmph, let's see!" ”

Zhang Qian watched them arguing expressionlessly, until the two of them finished their verbal battle, and then said: "Okay, all the officials have arrived, now let the dragon boat team start to prepare." ”

"Yes."

Zhang Qian gave an order, and each team hurriedly put the dragon boats they brought into the Grand Canal.

The dragon boat in Jiangdu County has been placed for a long time, although it has been newly painted, but connoisseurs know at a glance that this is an old dragon boat.

Everyone thought in their hearts, Jiangdu County is not bad for money, how can it use an old dragon boat in such an important event? Could it be that they feel that there is no hope of winning, and they are ready to break the jar and fall, and they don't want to waste an extra penny on this dragon boat race?

Pei Zikuan and several other county commanders glanced at Cui Geng, and secretly despised it, you Cui Geng is too knocking on the door, you took all the 100,000 yuan, but you didn't even want to pay for a dragon boat. Those boaters in Jiangdu County are really unlucky!

Pei Zikuan did not say anything to mock Cui Geng this time, but as soon as he made a look, the little guy who was waiting next to him rushed away.

The effort was not great, and a dragon boat appeared on the canal, rowing quickly from afar, and hitting the dragon boat in Jiangdu County!

In the process of dragon boat racing, there is a special name called "blocking the waist".

The dragon boat is slender in shape, and it is most afraid of this kind of impact, and if you are not careful, it will be the destruction of the boat.

Originally, according to the cleverness of Xu Jingye's men, it was impossible to be forced to such a dangerous situation.

But the other six counties cooperated tacitly, and used colorful flags and other things to cover their sight, and when they found out, it was too late!

In desperation, Gan Ying, the leader of this group, shouted: "Abandon the ship!" ”

Puff~~

Thirty men moved quickly and jumped into the water in unison.

Click~~

said that it was too late, it was fast, and in the blink of an eye, the dragon boat in Jiangdu County was hit into two sections and slowly sank.

"Pei County Order, you are too much!"

Cui Geng suddenly stood up and asked, "It's okay for you to have an opinion on this official, but why are the people innocent?" A little carelessness today, but it is a few lives! ”

Pei Zikuan's face was full of innocence, his hands were spread, and he said: "The people are competing for dragon boats, fighting real fire, and it is normal to have a few lives, what is the matter with Guan Benguan?" Cui County Order, you still have to look away, don't wronged good people. ”

An inexplicable smile appeared on the corner of Cui Geng's mouth, and he said, "It's normal to have a few lives?" Hehe, I just don't know if Pei County's order can be let go when things come to an end......"

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