Under the big willow tree by the Wuzhang River, two men in tattered green shirts sat opposite each other, took a sip of wine, and then slammed the wine bowl on the table, and cursed in a low voice. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The little guy brought a plate of broad beans that I didn't know if they had been boiled and dried, and I didn't know that they were fried and fried, pressed them on the table, and said to the two of them: "Two guest officers, if you want to drink good wine, there is also it in the shop, why bother to take the wine bowl and spill your anger?" ”

A sturdy man in his twenties and thirties raised his head and said viciously: "Which eye did you see us angry with your wine bowl?" Talk nonsense, beware of our brother tearing down your shop to the ground! ”

At the foot of the Son of Heaven in the capital, what kind of characters have you not seen? He snorted at the ruthless man and turned to leave.

The man said to his companion across the table, "This little dog, who has no eyes, actually entertains our brother!" Look at him looking for death! ”

But his companion was in no mood, so he took a sip of wine from the bowl and took another sip on the ground.

The sturdy man took a big sip of the wine bowl, swallowed his stomach and scolded: "This shop can still be opened here!" Are all the people in the capital blind? The wine is sour like this, and the shop simply changed to sell vinegar! ”

Just then, a group of people came out of the gate across the street. The few people walking in front were all in official robes, either Zhu or Zi, and the people next to them nodded and smiled, sending those Zhu Zi officials out of the door all the way and riding on horses.

The sturdy man looked at the other side and said to his companion: "Brother, I have seen these people!" Dressed in a purple official robe in front of him, he looks very young, and he is the current provincial lord of the three divisions. He is in charge of everything here, or we go up and sue him and let him call the shots for us, and those dog officials who bully us will see if they will be scared to death! ”

The middle-aged man opposite pressed the wine bowl on the table and said in a deep voice: "Don't be afraid of death, you can go!" Are you stupid to be one of those officials? You go to complain, the few little officials who drove us out will be scared to death I don't know, you will be beaten half to death, that's for sure! If the board is heavy, I'll put a coffin on you! ”

Seeing that the eldest brother was angry, the strong man didn't dare to talk back, and muttered in a low voice: "How can I swallow this breath in my heart when I am driven out like this?!" In the township, we are also heroic figures, and we are bullied like this in the capital? ”

The middle-aged man opposite didn't speak, just pressed his hand on the wine bowl, and his face was gloomy. After a while, with a force on his hand, the bowl slipped out of his hand and slammed against the table, still ringing. "I will be Lingyunzhi in the future-"

Seeing that the sun in the west was already lying on the city wall, Xu Ping said to Ye Qingchen: "Judge Ye, you can take care of this place more in the future." Now that the three divisions are all in the new world, the affairs are a little messy, and the others don't have much to think about here for a while. Don't underestimate this place because the people who teach here are a little superficial. In the past, folk skills mostly relied on teachers and apprentices, and the inheritance was not extensive, and they were broken within a few generations. Everything here follows the academy, and there are no such drawbacks. Why has the study of the saints been passed down for thousands of years and continued to flourish? It's because it's not like the folk artist, for fear that the apprentice will starve to death of the master, teach the teacher wholeheartedly, do the apprentice's exhaustion, and inherit it in an orderly manner. Here, in the future, it will be the same. ”

Ye Qingchen bowed and saluted: "The lower officials will remember the words of the provincial lord, and they will definitely spare no effort." ”

Xu Ping nodded, urged the reins of the horse, and led everyone forward.

Watching Xu Ping and his party leave, the middle-aged man spat on the ground fiercely: "Pretend!" These officials, the best thing is to pretend! It's nothing more than being able to write a few lines of text, and the time has come, to be on the gold list and be a jinshi! Brother, what do you think in your heart, how many of these Jinshi are really capable? Wenwen can't work, martial arts can't work, it's a waste of food! ”

The sturdy man on the opposite side was taken aback at first, and then he was stunned for a moment before saying: "What my brother said is that they just left for a while and didn't know what luck, and they were lucky enough to get a jinshi, how can they compare with a real hero like my brother?" ”

After this episode, the two brothers were not in the mood to drink any more. Pushing the bowl, the middle-aged man took out seven or eight copper coins from his arms and slapped them on the table: "Master, the money is here, you don't need to look for it!" Our brother went! ”

The little guy was lying behind the counter, staring at the place all the time. Hearing the words, he ran over, quickly counted the copper coins on the table, ran a few steps in front of the two brothers, and said coldly: "Two guest officers, you have drunk six bowls of wine, just shoot there eight copper coins, and you can't buy water!" We operate on a small scale and can't afford to lose this money! ”

"What do you say? The wine here is sour than vinegar, and our brother didn't break your things, and he was—"

As the strong man spoke, his big fist was raised.

The little guy said coldly: "Yo, this guest officer is still going to beat people!" At the foot of the Son of Heaven here, there are not a hundred but eighty patrol messengers who walk from here every day! If you dare to touch the corner of my clothes, there must be your place in the prison of Kaifeng Mansion! ”

The middle-aged man stopped his brother and said, "Why is the wine in the capital so expensive?" Your drinks, those few copper coins are enough! If it's in our country—"

"Don't say that, guest officer, we naturally have good wine here, the most famous bottle of incense in the Yongning Hou Mansion in the world, and there are still a few bottles in the shop, don't you can't afford to drink it? The little one grew up in the capital since he was a child, and he hasn't been to the countryside, and he hasn't seen the majestic little one, right? After all, you pay as much as you drink, and what kind of quarrel do you have with me, a guest servant! Pay for the drink and leave! More than 20 accounts, so much saliva, what a big profit! ”

The two men were so suffocated by the little guy that their faces were flushed, and the middle-aged man really had no money, so he had to keep pulling the clothes of the brothers around him. The man thought that he was going to let him come forward to fight, but he couldn't shake off his brother's hand no matter what, and it took a while to wake up and realize that it was his brother who made him pay!

Digging out all over his body, he finally scraped together enough money for wine, and the strong man said to the little guy hatefully: "The dog looks at you low, and one day my brother is developed, look at your face!" ”

The little guy sneered: "Although the small shop is small, all kinds of rich and noble people have seen it, what kind of face can it be?" The name code of the wine and food in the store is priced, you can eat it if you can afford it, and if you can't afford to eat it, just smell it, what can you do? ”

The two of them were full of anger, turned around and left, and the little guy said again: "Look at the two of you are foreigners, kindly remind you, if you still have this copper coin, you can spend it quickly, and the money in the capital will be changed." See that post? In a few months, the capital will only be allowed to use new money. The big one of the new money is consistent, and when the time comes, you can eat whatever your brother wants! ”

The middle-aged man exhaled a long breath and said in a deep voice hatefully: "Longyou Shoal was played by shrimp, thinking what a heroic character I was, but I was laughed at by such a small guy in a foot shop!" Finally, one day, I will let everyone in the capital know my methods! ”

The little guy was glad he couldn't hear this, otherwise he would have made fun of it again. In the capital, I don't know how many pretentious idlers there are, but they even want to rely on more than 20 yuan for wine, and the idlers can't afford to lose that person.