Chapter 122: The So-called Falling to Sleep......
"My uncle...... There is an old friendship with the royal family in Beijing. Li Xuan was a little squeaky, and only then did he say for a long time.
"No wonder ......" Hu Xiaoniang and Ximen Dongliang looked abrupt. Duan Shaojun pouted secretly, just knowing the royal family, can he be so **? Unless your uncle knows the emperor.
When his thoughts turned to this, Duan Shaojun couldn't help but be surprised, and even the wine woke up for three points. I'm afraid it's my own guess, and it seems to have some truth, otherwise, why dare to go to Jingshi as an outsider, either complain about this or complain about that.
Even the prime minister dared to provoke, if the backstage was not hard, Duan Shaojun believed that if he was that Chen Linfu, he would definitely not keep this bald donkey who always likes to attack him. But the partial prime minister didn't move, and even Liu Tingshi, the main member of the traitorous group who likes to figure out his intentions, didn't dare to put a fart.
In addition to dreaming that the abbot and the Son of Heaven knew each other and should have a good relationship, Duan Shaojun really couldn't think of any explanation that could be closer to the truth.
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Early the next morning, Duan Shaojun opened his eyes and just sat up, he felt that the world was spinning, and he quickly lay back again, looking at the familiar doors, windows and furnishings, and then he was sure that he had returned to the mansion, but he couldn't remember how he returned to the county guard mansion at all, he remembered that at that time, the guy Ximen Dongliang was shouting vigorously to drink with Hu Xiaoniang, and Hu Xiaoniang asked to divide the gang to fight doubles.
He's a grandmother, this pair of fox friends and dog friends are really good, they often do these bad things that hurt people and are not good, presumably the two brothers will not have a bad time this morning, but I don't know how Li Xuan's little white face is, will he drink so much that he needs first aid on the spot?
Duan Shaojun thought that after drinking yesterday, Li Xuan was like a different person, tearing his clothes and sleeves like a savage, and he was very angry, and he didn't know what the hell this guy had done, he was drunk at that time, how could he have the leisure to care about this, but it was for Li Xuan's masterpiece, and he poured a lot of this kid.
Lying on the bed and thinking wildly, Duan Shaojun finally noticed that something was wrong, there seemed to be a subtle and long snoring sound that kept echoing in the room, but the problem was that he obviously didn't have this special function of snoring even after waking up.
Then, he felt that his toes seemed to touch something, and Duan Shaojun curiously pushed his toes against the top, which was very smooth and warm. Duan Shaojun's mind immediately thought of Sister Chu Chu helping herself into the room with great difficulty, and then, what happened after being drunk, and finally, exhausted, she simply slept on her bed.
That's not right, Duan Shaojun, who was thinking about it, touched his hand, and on the day, he was still wearing his coat and pants. Could it be that Chu Chu's sister worked too hard to get herself into the room, and then in order to take care of her hangover herself, she got into her own bed and slept in her bed?
Duan Shaojun took a deep breath, forcibly held back the fainting, and slowly sat up, when he saw the person sleeping on the other side of the bed, Duan Shaojun's eyes were suddenly round, and he stood upside down with cold hair, and jumped out of bed directly.
Which is Chu Chu's sister, it is clearly Li Xuan's goods, and this little white face with a small face exposed outside the quilt The upper body is actually naked, your sister! There was a half-naked man sleeping in his bed!!
Duan Shaojun staggered to the edge of the bed, his eyes were black, he patted his head several times, and then looked down at the outfit on his body, convinced that he should not have been indecent or indecent last night, and finally breathed a sigh of relief. But you can spin and don't get angry, you girl, it's not good to get out, you actually roll into your own bed, and sleep on the bed, the problem is that you take off your clothes and dry hair?
"Hey, hey! Brother Li Xian, it's dawn, don't hurry up. Duan Shaojun pushed Li Xuan with his foot through the quilt.
This guy actually turned over and continued to sleep, Duan Shaojun continued to kick his toes with a black line on his face, and then kicked Li Xuan awake.
Li Xuan sat up with a yawn, blinked, and after seeing clearly that the person in front of him was Duan Shaojun, he suddenly showed a bright smile. "Brother Duan, you slept well last night?"
Seeing that this half-naked little man was actually lying on his bed and asking if he had slept well, Duan Shaojun felt curious that there were millions of grass and mud horses running wildly on the Mara Gobi in a phalanx, raising billowing smoke and dust comparable to a sandstorm.
Subconsciously clamped his legs, Duan Shaojun reluctantly squeezed out a smile that looked like a stool. "I said, Brother Li Xian, how did you get to my bed?"
"Brother, didn't you forget?" Li Xuan looked innocent, just sat on the bed half-naked and said. "Brother Tai had a very happy conversation with the little brother last night, and he had to pull the little brother to sleep on his feet, so the little brother rested here with Brother Tai."
"Then why are you naked?" Duan Shaojun looked at this little white face blankly, he really wanted to smoke his big ear brackets, and sleep with his sister, what kind of demon madness did he have last night, and he actually slept with a big guy, day!
"Little brother, that ......" Li Xuan was a little twisted, but after seeing Duan Shaojun's cannibalistic expression, he hurriedly spoke. The younger brother likes to sleep naked since he was a child, and last night he also wanted to sleep in clothes, but he couldn't sleep after tossing for half the night, and the result was ......"
With a squeak, the door was pushed open, and a delicate little face reflected Duan Shaojun's eyes, and then, the originally relaxed little face suddenly distorted and deformed, as if he had seen a witness to Resident Evil, and it seemed that a fishing master saw a live king hanging on the hook when he closed the rod.
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I was stunned for a long time, and the complexity of her thoughts was comparable to that of the minotaur maze, and the little girl who was looking for fragrance turned pale, and swept over the disheveled Duan Shaojun with a trembling mouth, as well as Li Xuan, who was half-naked on the bed. "You, you, you...... Ah, that's nasty. ”
Then, the little girl twisted her ass and disappeared out of the door. Leaving Duan Shaojun and Li Xuan to look at each other. Isn't this girl crazy? This was Duan Shaojun's first feeling, but after pondering the words before Xun Xiang fled, Duan Shaojun's sunny handsome face suddenly became as ugly as it was, and he jumped like thunder.
How rotten is this little girl's skin?! At what age, I even know what a good friend is, could it be that the predecessor of this little girl is the famous rotten female author of Jinjiang Network in the 21st century?
After a lot of effort, the gossip and curiosity of Chu Chu's sister, and the Ximen Dongliang with an evil eye and an obscene expression also appeared at the courtyard gate.
But at this time, Duan Shaojun was already sitting in the corridor outside the door in full clothes, eating side dishes and drinking rice porridge. As for Li Xuan, who loves to sleep naked, he is also dressed at the moment, and he is also sitting there drinking fragrant rice porridge in small sips.
"Hey, what are you two doing there?" Duan Shaojun shouted angrily towards the courtyard gate.
"No, what did you do, Brother Shaojun, you got up so early......" Chu Chu walked in from outside the courtyard gate with some embarrassment, showing an innocent and harmless smile, but a pair of vigilant eyes stared at Li Xuan, like a yellow-faced woman seeing a junior who drove a BMW.
Then the obscene Ximen Dongliang walked into the courtyard with a lewd smile, sat down beside Duan Shaojun unceremoniously, and patted Duan Shaojun on the shoulder. "Two virtuous brothers, did you sleep well last night?"
Duan Shaojun's first thought now is to throw Ximen Dongliang into the dung pit and drown this scumbag, or press his head into the porridge bucket and suffocate him. Paralyzed, Lao Tzu shared the bed with the masters, and was so nauseous that he couldn't eat breakfast, you were good, and when you came, you asked me if I slept well? Am I answering that I slept well? Or do you not sleep well...... No matter how he answered, Duan Shaojun felt ambiguous.
"Thank you brother Tai for your care, my little brother tossed until midnight last night and didn't fall asleep." Li Xuan's little white face was really honest, and replied directly