Chapter 554: The Smart Man Who Was Brought Into the Ditch by Master Li
So, the angry and annoyed General Li was angry, decided to ignore these two fools, and went straight to the desk to eat and drink, and when he had filled his stomach, he pointed at Tukun and himself contentedly.
That means, don't be too complacent, don't try to pretend to be stupid, Aunt Ben is a smart person, it's a big deal to scatter in two, kill you enough, and kill a few more of your subordinates to make money.
After listening to General Li's explanation, Xiuniang was hit by an arrow in her knee and knelt directly. In my heart, it was like a chain of lightning chains, and my head was almost full of smoke.
Xiuniang looked at General Li, who was beaming and proud, and said with ease. "Who knew that fool would be wrong again, but he felt that my demeanor was full of Buddhist mysteries. Alas, fortunately, Ben Shuai was strong-willed, so he didn't laugh out loud on the sleigh, you say, that guy is stupid enough, right? ”
"Stupid, stupid enough, young lady, you are really ...... It really made the slave and maid admire it so much. The embroidery girl's eyes were moist, of course, she was not moved by Li Youwen's IQ.
It was because of General Li's ordinary mannerisms that were very in line with her temperament that she was misunderstood again and again by Tukun, who was known as the first wise man of Qihu. I wonder if when Tukun learns this truth, he will bury his head directly in the snow and suffocate himself?
Or just find a spider silk and hang yourself on a crooked-necked tree by the lake. Well, even the embroidery girl couldn't help but be a little speechless for Tukun, and she laughed very happily, this unlucky Hu barbarian, should!
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Outside the tent, Duan Mou, who had been eavesdropping on his ears for a long time, took a deep breath, raised his head at a forty-five degree angle and looked up at the sky, his eyes moistened, not moved, but tears that were held back by laughter.
It's amazing, this arrogant woman is really a strange flower, and as a result, she met the second prince of Qihu who had other thoughts, and directly took the unlucky ghost to the ditch.
The soldiers next to him looked at the tears in their eyes, covered their mouths, rubbed their stomachs, and walked out obscenely for more than ten steps, Duan someone, who had just started laughing out loud, couldn't help but look at each other, thinking that Gongzi must not know which tendon was being twitched.
And just when Duan Shaojun began to laugh wildly, Li Youwen gently opened a thin gap in the camp tent, and after seeing that it was Duan Shaojun's bad guy, General Li, who had a superior mind, immediately guessed the truth about Duan someone hiding obscenely outside the camp and eavesdropping.
Gritting his teeth and glaring viciously at the back of this shameless man, General Li scolded with a red face and a scornful scold! Then he closed the tent in a huff, decided that he must tie a little paper figure tonight, write the name of this villain, and then torture him very much to get angry.
The banquet for Duan Shaojun was very grand, and Tukun, the second prince, was also painstaking, in addition to the traditional nomadic dishes. Worried about Duan Shaojun's appetite, he even made a few traditional dishes of the Han people, that is, stewed dishes.
A wine banquet was enjoyed by the guests and hosts, and after Duan Shaojun drank several Qihu Wenwu who came to toast, he finally ran out of alcohol and fell asleep on the table. Seeing that Duan was so heroic and cheerful, and was finally overturned, Tu Kun, who was the master, finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Damn, this stinky boy looks at Si Svenwen, why is he so drunk? Behold, who is before him who falls? The first warrior under his command, and also the first drinking ability under his command, Ada, as well as the second and third ranked, all fell in front of this kid.
With such a amount of alcohol, even Tukun can only try to give his thumb up to express his admiration. Just milk wine, I'm afraid this kid will drink no less than ten catties. And what kind of Han people's spirits were specially sent to get them, and they also ran out several jars?
Now, Ada is vomiting unconscious, and the second and third ranked players are already drunk. Watching the warriors around him fall one after another, Tukun even had the illusion that maybe he would be the next to fall.
"Come on, help my virtuous brother back. Today, the pommel horse is tired, and it's time for him to rest. Come, everyone, let's continue ......" After beckoning someone to carry Duan Shaojun and a few unlucky ghosts who had been poured down, Tu Kun began to shout again.
As the music sounded, the Hu women who had been taken captive from the Western Regions danced exotic dances, making the originally somewhat deserted scene lively again.
"Childe, the people are gone, wake up." After the servants moved Duan Shaojun back to the camp and cautiously withdrew, Qi Da sat on the edge of the couch and whispered.
Sure enough, Duan Shaojun's originally closed eyes slowly opened, and after carefully taking a look at the situation in the tent, he let out a breath of turbidity and sat up. "How do you know I'm not drunk?"
Xu Qing, who was pouring hot tea for Duan Shaojun, couldn't help but lower his voice and smiled: "Son, we don't know the amount of alcohol you drink. I have known you until now, and when I saw that you were really drunk, I was afraid that there really wasn't. ”
"It's impossible not to get drunk, it's just that the alcohol content is too low, and it's really hard to get me drunk." Duan Shaojun smiled, took the hot tea and took a sip, letting his stomach warm up first.
Qi Da shook his head speechlessly, what kind of milk wine and green ant wine entered Gongzi's stomach, it didn't feel like wine, but just water, except for letting Gongzi run a few more times to the thatched house, I didn't see any big reaction from him at all.
Of course, his face is a lot redder than usual, but this look is a little earlier than he is drunk.
Don't say that they were speechless, even Duan Shaojun himself felt very strange, he remembered that not long after he had just crossed over, and when he had not been acquainted with Ximen Dongliang and others for a long time, he seemed to have been drunk several times. But after that, the stimulation of alcohol on one's mind became smaller and smaller.
It can even be said that after drinking it, you will feel a little smoky, but no matter how much you drink, it will still be like that, and there will be no more things like sleeping for a day and a night.
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Could it be that the inside of his body has also undergone some kind of mutation because of the crossing, and alcohol can no longer affect his mind and thinking? It's a pity that there are no instruments and reagents at this time, so Duan Shaojun has no way of knowing what is wrong with his body.
However, I didn't feel anything in my body, I didn't feel uncomfortable, I didn't have a headache or nausea, and I just thought it wouldn't change in a bad direction.
Sipping hot tea, Duan Shaojun smashed his mouth: "There's nothing outside, right?" ”
"Childe, rest assured, those Qihu people are very friendly and don't do anything to us, and their people are far away, and they don't mean to monitor. It seems that this Prince Tukun is sincere to his son. Qi Da said half-jokingly and half-seriously.
"That's because this son is now very valuable to him." Duan Shaojun smiled to himself, narrowed his eyes, and calmly analyzed: "Think about it, since he has always paid so much attention to me, then it is inevitable that what I did in Jingshi and Zuo Yu Linwei, even if he can't know it clearly, he must have heard a little." ”
"And many of these things are very helpful for improving the combat effectiveness and survivability of the military. In addition, many prescriptions and potions that Ben Gongzi has mastered, for him, are not only a source of money, but also where he wants to continue to develop and grow, so he has to be good to Ben Gongzi. ”
"As long as I don't go too far, I'm sure he'll tolerate it."
After listening to Duan Shaojun's analysis, Qi Da and Xu Qing, as well as Xu Zheng and Li Shenjin, who walked in later, had to nod and agree with Duan Shaojun's point of view. I believe that every commander must be very willing to have Duan Shaojun under his command, a talented man who is full of talents, and all kinds of money-making ideas emerge in an endless stream, which is very beneficial to the development of the army. >