Chapter 497: Angry to death by King Jin's brilliant IQ
In front of the bronze mirror, a beautiful and beautiful face, without powder, in the middle of himself, Xu Xiangjun sighed faintly. Please search (product # book...... Net)! Last night, the fastest update, I dreamed of that little wrongdoer again, standing on the bank of the winding river outside Lanting City with a wicked smile, waving his arms at himself, but he could only stand on the bow of the boat, watching farther and farther.
If I knew this, I should have stayed in Lanting, and perhaps, I could accompany him for a few more days. Just when he was thinking about himself, he heard a rush of footsteps, and when he looked back, it was Su Su's girl, who had always been quiet and cold, who walked over with a happy face. "Sister, Lang Jun's letter."
Xu Xiangjun stood up suddenly, took the rather thick envelope, and suddenly felt sweet in his heart, I just missed you, and I got your news, it's good.
The same scene also appeared in the Ximen Mansion.
And someone in the Jin Palace's mansion had a headache after receiving Duan Shaojun's letter and his eldest niece's letter. "I'm just an idle prince, my good niece, it's not that my uncle doesn't want to help you, I really can't help." In the letter, Li Youwen hoped that Li Xuan would write to the Son of Heaven and give advice to the soldiers in the bitter cold land of Saibei to change into warmer felt boots, and after being able to wear gloves, she couldn't help but muttered to herself with a headache.
"What His Highness said is reasonable, it is easy to write to the Son of Heaven, but it is difficult to get out and leave. Now, several His Royal Highnesses have been confined to the palace by the Son of Heaven, your foot injury has healed at this time, and it is the most convenient to enter and exit the palace, but it is also the most eye-catching time, and now, when the day when Chen Guifei was canonized as the queen, Zhao Linfu and his party are making a noise, and it is really inappropriate. Next to him, Xu Shizong stroked his long beard and sighed lightly.
"Yes, but you don't know the temper of my eldest niece, you have never been willing to ask for help, if you ask for it, I, who is an uncle, if I don't express it, I will definitely annoy her, this affection can be ......" Li Xuan sighed faintly, the love is a wool, the most afraid is the short-tempered, when I was a child, I often took myself to slip away, and I was beaten by her several times if I was disobedient. After harming herself, she saw her like a tiger, if it wasn't for her identity, as long as she didn't clean herself up, she would be able to call her grandmother, her ancestors.
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In short, this eldest niece, who is more like her sister than her junior, has left a rather heavy shadow on her childhood life. If I am already an adult, I will be cleaned up by this eldest niece...... Then he is too embarrassed to be a child of the royal family, and he is too embarrassed to be a face of his elders.
For such a royal secret, Li Xuan naturally couldn't tell his subordinates, because it was very embarrassing. However, if he doesn't express his eldest niece's request, then he may be unlucky.
"By the way, did Duan Gongzi's letter mention this?" Xu Shizong was also worried, but after another letter that had not yet been opened, he asked Li Xuan.
This cute otaku His Royal Highness suddenly patted his forehead, and quickly opened another letter, Brother Shaojun's unsightly words were really making His Royal Highness the King of Jin, who has always been beautiful, feel like admiring a group of centipedes with teeth and claws.
In the letter, Brother Shaojun, who was so idle, first cordially greeted Li Xuan's leg injury, and then made a vicious evaluation of Li Xuan's IQ, thinking that Li Xuan should eat more stewed pig brains with gastrodia. Xuan looked indignant and gritted his teeth. If this goods are in front of him, Li Xuan will definitely tell this buddy that when Maxima still stumbles, let alone a hundred miles of material like himself.
What's more, this buddy was also choked by his eldest niece in Zuo Yu Lin Wei, and Duan kept complaining in the letter about whether he was a little uncle without any prestige, how did a letter pass, how did the little lady skin target herself in the past, and how she still targets herself now.
After this period of complaining, Li Xuan laughed heartlessly, let you complain about the lonely king, my eldest niece is not something that anyone can afford to provoke.
In the letter, Duan Shaojun described the transaction with Li Youwen very much, and asked Li Youwen to take the captured cattle and sheep and exchange them for 40,000 sets of winter clothes with him, in addition, with those cattle and sheep, he opened several hot pot restaurants in Yunzhou, which was very popular.
Especially nowadays, every businessman who goes to Yunzhou must taste this unique delicacy in the north. In addition, Duan Shaojun felt that this thing should also be promoted in Jingshi, and asked Li Xuan if he had a house in a good location in Jingshi, remember to buy it, and then fortunately, he would also open such a special hot pot restaurant in Jingshi.
Xuan's heart that longs to get rich suddenly came alive again. Although Li Xuan doesn't care whether he has more money or less money. But for the business of making money, it is a hobby for him.
With such good things and a good market, it is no wonder that Li Xuan can increase a lot of wealth and income to himself.
With a look of relief, Brother Shaojun's letter, Xu Shizong's face full of questions, Li Xuan, who was thinking about business, couldn't help but be a little discouraged. "Brother Shaojun's letter does not mention how to solve this matter."
"Alas...... There is nothing to think about in that lower official. Xu Shizong could only roll his eyes and sigh helplessly. But just now, when you see Your Highness, you are very happy, what is it that makes Your Highness so happy? ”
"It's not that Shaojun made a deal with my eldest niece, and the eldest niece exchanged winter clothes with him with the captured cattle and sheep, and he used those cattle and sheep to open a mutton hot pot interlocking restaurant, and the business is very hot, let Gu pick a few good locations in the Beijing Division, and open such a ...... in the Beijing Division when the time comes."
snapped, of course, this was not Li Xuan performing ventriloquism, but Xu Shizong slapped on the desk, which shocked Li Xuan, who was talking, and suddenly became so excited that he couldn't help his subordinates.
"Your Highness, Your Highness...... Isn't that the solution? Xu Shizong was almost so angry that he had a cerebral hemorrhage, trembling his mouth, and it took him half a day to say the whole thing. If the person squatting in front of him was not a prince, but a colleague or subordinate, he Xu Shizong would have already slipped his mouth over, saving him from leaving this kind of person with IQ defects alive is simply a crime, a crime against the history of human development and evolution.
"You mean a hot pot restaurant that serves mutton?" Li Xuan, who hadn't come back to his senses yet, subconsciously said.
As soon as these words came out, the maid who was standing behind Li Xuan and was beating His Royal Highness the King of Jin on the back suddenly choked with a sudden cough, coughing so that her little face turned red, and her cute white eyes rolled one after another.
Li Xuan waved his hand disapprovingly, signaling the maid who suddenly had acute wheezing and coughing to go out first, and continued to pant like a cow Xu Shizong with a confused face.
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Xu Shizong, who finally regained his composure, bowed down helplessly, feeling like he had been hit by an arrow in his knee, kneeling completely, perhaps he was more impressed by His Highness's IQ, Xu Shizong could only say so in his heart.
Of course, on the surface, he still had a respectful face, and arched his hand towards His Royal Highness King Jin. "Your Highness, it's not this sentence, it's the previous sentence."
"In the last sentence, is it to open a mutton hot pot chain restaurant?" Li Xuan touched his chin, still confused. And it's not a disguise, it's a real cute confusion.
And Xu Shizong hurriedly covered his heart with his hand, for fear that his heart would burst out due to his rapid heartbeat, and he became the first person in history to be angry with His Royal Highness the King of Jin's brilliant IQ.
Xu Shizong took a few deep breaths of cold air in a row, and felt a little better, so he said with a grudge. "It's the way Her Royal Highness the princess makes a deal with Duan Gongzi, isn't it appropriate to quietly promote it? In this way, it will not alarm the court, but it will also be able to benefit those troops in the north, in addition, Your Highness, you and Duan Gongzi can also benefit from it, and you can also explain to Her Royal Highness the Princess, isn't this a clever strategy to count in one fell swoop? ”
"I see, ......I see" Li Xuan patted his thigh suddenly, and then, finally understood why Xu Shizong had become so excited, he couldn't help but feel a little hot on his old face, and reached out to scratch his white and tender face and coughed dryly. Alas, Lone was really dizzy, and he actually ...... such an obvious strategy, "Maybe Brother Shaojun is right, should I use some gastrodia to stew pig brains?"