Chapter 788: A Pig Fellow with the Right Appearance
"Childe, Childe, our people have news from the Assassin Shi Yamen, Chen Assassin Shi has sent the messenger of the Assassin Shi Yamen to go to the county government to get people." A personal soldier rushed upstairs and reported to Duan Shaojun.
Hearing such a report, Duan Dagongzi glanced at this pro-soldier lazily. "Isn't it just a vote of errand soldiers, could it be that Xu Zheng's few errand officers on the side of the goods will also be afraid?"
"Brother Xian, do you really want to make a fuss in Dali?" Xu Youjun couldn't help but ask Duan Shaojun with a little headache.
"This is natural, if you don't make trouble, how can you mess up the stagnant water in Yunzhou, and how can I fish in the water?" Duan Shaojun said with a smile.
As soon as he said a few words, a pro-soldier with a happy face once again lifted the curtain and entered the account, Duan Shaojun couldn't help but be stunned. "What's going on?"
"Childe, it's a big happy event, Fat Chen's goods have been recruited." The pro-soldier smiled wickedly and approached Duan Shaojun and said.
"Recruited? Recruit something. Duan Shaojun's face was incomprehensible. Ben Gongzi hasn't even figured out what question to ask the dead fat man, what trick will he recruit? ”
"Hehe, don't you know, childe, after the person was taken over there, Brother Zheng found the dirtiest and smelliest cell, and locked the fat man Chen and the businessman in it, but he kindly left Liu Shen outside the prison."
"Those unlucky ghosts were tied to the edge of the toilet by Brother Zheng, tsk......tt" The pro-soldier was proud, spitting stars and telling the scene at that time, and hearing Duan Dagongzi's eyebrows fluttering, but the problem was where Xu Dachangshi was used to hearing this kind of heavy story, and he almost vomited at a few delicacies.
Chen Fatzi is not a smart person, after coming to Yunzhou, he is covered by his cousin, and there is a deliberately flattering businessman touting it, where did he use his brains?
Naturally, the position of the brain water has almost been occupied by the plate oil, and today's scene directly made Chen Fatzi think that Liu Shen, a bastard, had betrayed his uncle and took refuge in Duan Shaojun, and he vomited on the spot while exposing Liu Shen's shortcomings.
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"I can't think of it, I can't think of it, Xu Zheng's kid is still quite smart, he can actually think of the divisive means of divide and conquer, and find a breakthrough so easily, hahaha, wonderful!" Duan Dagongzi couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Just the two bad things related to Liu Shen that Chen Fatzi said were enough to make Liu Shen ask after the autumn, at least whether he should raid his house or something, it depends on Shangguan's wishes.
And Duan is naturally the Shangguan, Chen Ting, it's better to wash and sleep obediently, Liu Shen's goods will definitely not be willing to die of poor and immortal Taoist friends.
"Very good, you hurry back and tell Xu Zheng, hurry up and hide that guy Liu Shen, you must hide it, you must not let people find out, in addition, give this son a good look at the county government prison, don't say that Chen Tingshi is here to ask for someone, even if Her Royal Highness the princess is here to ask for someone, he is not allowed to let go of a finger for me, understand?" Duan Shaojun walked around the room twice before stopping, and instructed the soldier who had come to report the good news.
"Childe rest assured, the little ones will definitely be optimistic about the county prison, and even a mosquito will not let them get away, if the son has nothing else, the small ones will leave first." The pro-soldier patted his chest and tried to reassure Duan Dagongzi.
Duan Shaojun nodded with satisfaction, waved his hand and asked the pro-soldier to hurry back, and then sat down in front of Xu Youjun, whose face was pale but looked stunned. "Why does Brother Tai have such an expression?"
"Then Fat Chen is so stupid? I really can't imagine it......" Xu Youjun shook his head, a little incredulous.
Duan Shaojun smiled and nodded approvingly. "The little brother also thinks that this Chen Fat Man is really a successful example of a pig teammate?"
“…… What does that virtuous brother mean, this pig teammate? Xu Youjun knew that what Duan Shaojun said must not have anything good, but he still asked curiously.
"There is a saying, as it is said, if you are not afraid of a god-like opponent, you are afraid of a pig-like teammate. Meaning, that is, if the opponent is strong, then don't be afraid, as long as you work hard and you cooperate well with your teammates, there is still hope of winning, so there is no need to be afraid.
But if your teammate is as stupid and timid as a pig, and you go to fight, but he cowers and doesn't help you, and his first reaction is to run, or if he blocks you, then even if the enemy is weaker, he will lose. ”
Duan Dagongzi's explanation made Xu Youjun nod thoughtfully. "This is a great good, hehe, this sentence is really appropriate enough, with the physique of Chen Fatzi, it is really a proper pig teammate."
"Haha, Brother Tai's words are very kind, come on, come on, for Brother Tai's witty words, let's drink this cup." After getting the good news, Duan Dagongzi, who had already made a breakthrough in the biggest problem, raised his wine glass happily and drank with Xu Youjun.
Xu Zheng still stayed outside the cell, admiring with great interest the bitter bile of those businessmen while accusing Liu Shen of how unrighteous that bastard was.
The other soldiers were as far away from the cell that emitted a strong smell as they could from the plague, but for a strange person like Xu Zheng, it was better to listen to more gossip than anything else, as long as he didn't let himself squat at the toilet and think about life.
Just as he was hearing the schadenfreude, a soldier with a gloomy expression ran to the cell, lowered his voice and whispered in Xu Zheng's ear. "Brother Zheng, people are here, and a large number of servants from the Assassin Mansion have come, and there are quite a few of them."
"Coming? Okay, let's go over and leave it to the two of you here, but don't let anyone go, understand? Xu Zheng stood up without regret and commanded the two robes who stayed behind at the prison door.
"Don't worry, unless we two brothers breathe, no one will want to open this door." The two brothers held their chests up and tightened their stomachs, and they assured with a loyal and brave posture.
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Xu Zheng grinned and scolded twice, then walked out of the prison door, and walked outside the gate of the county government prison, where he saw forty or fifty errand soldiers gathered more than ten steps outside the gate, and standing in the front was an official in official uniform sitting on horseback, with a contemptuous look of nostrils.
"You're the head of these people?" Seeing Xu Zheng walking out, the official on horseback snorted contemptuously and asked.
"Who the fuck are you? Don't think you can look at people with your nostrils when you're on horseback. Xu Zheng couldn't help but be furious when he saw the arrogant appearance of this product, and after turning his head and commanding his companions beside him, he smiled and shouted.
"This official is the Sima of Benzhou, under the rule of Benzhou, you actually detain the good people of Yunzhou without reason, what crime should you be guilty of!" Qian Sima was still sitting on the back of the horse, looking at Xu Zheng and the others with contempt.
"Just a Yunzhou Sima, there is a fart, my son-in-law is a Yunzhou don't drive, I will be ordered by him to arrest a Yunzhou profiteer who is a traitor, why, could it be that your Yunzhou Sima has something to do with those profiteers, or do you dare to take such a big risk, and you want to bewitch your subordinate officials in broad daylight, and you want to rob the prison?" When it comes to lip service, among the personal soldiers under Duan Shaojun, Xu Qing and Xu Zheng can be ranked second or third.
But when it comes to playing shameless and scoundrels, Xu Zheng will win more, although the thickness of this product's skin is not as thick as that of the eldest prince of Duan, but it will definitely be twice as strong as Xu Qing's buddy who still has a residual youthful spirit.
"You! You are talking nonsense, this official is an upright court official, how can he rob the prison of his subordinates. "Yunzhou Sima asked Xu Zheng to suffocate the two Buddhas out of the body and one Buddha ascended to heaven, Nima, you are robbed, your whole family is robbed, how can such a person with such an identity as this official do the kind of thing that only forgetful people do.
"Brother Zheng, the horse is here." At this moment, the soldier who had just turned around and entered the gate slipped out with a wicked smile on his face, and it was Xu Zheng's mount that was holding in his hand.
Xu Zheng took the reins, turned over and jumped on the horse's back, hmm...... Very good, I was on the steps, and when I didn't ride a horse, I naturally needed to look up at Yunzhou Sima on horseback, but now, the other party had to look up at myself.