Chapter 40: Vaudeville
The first floor of this restaurant is a hall that integrates eating and listening to plays. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoJugglers from all over the world can perform on stage here, and the income will be shared with the store according to the agreed proportion. In order to attract visitors, jugglers use eighteen kinds of martial arts, each showing their magical powers. Among them, the most attractive to the audience are all kinds of funny plays based on the latest gossip of high-ranking officials and nobles circulating in the market. Because the artists changed the era and plot of the story, the high-ranking officials who were arranged could not sit down by themselves, so they could only pretend to be deaf and dumb and ignore it.
At present, on the stage, it is a story of a prince's family, and the son and his father's concubine conspired to kill their father. Just because the male artist played the concubine but acted coquettishly, a group of people watched the dance, excitedly kept asking for wine and food, and were reluctant to leave.
Among these diners, there are three tables of guests who are cold bystanders. One of the tables was three forbidden army officers wearing military uniforms, and the uniform system should be at the level of a lieutenant or a general, and one of the black-faced men was looking at the artist performing the concubine on the stage with grief and indignation.
The artist was tearing off the clothes on his chest, revealing a red bandeau and being close to the artist who was performing his son, face to face, and something was stuffed behind his buttocks, bulging, and he exaggerated his skirt. The artist was like a twisted candy, sticking to the artist who played his son. The buttocks twisted more like the willows swinging in the wind, and in the screams of the spectators below, he showed a more coquettish attitude, stretched out his tongue, and licked the fingers of the artist in front of him between the crotches.
The black-faced man finally couldn't bear it anymore and slammed his right fist on the table in front of him. The wine glass on the table slammed and fell to the ground. Binge: "Enough! An officer next to him, with a red face and eyes like brass bells, picked up a soup bowl full of snake soup and threw it at the artist who was about to strip and go into battle shirtless.
Who knew that there was a tall fat man with a shiny face under the stage, and when he heard a loud shout from behind, he stood up to see what was happening. When the officer threw out the soup bowl, he ignored that the soup bowl was full of soup, but the strength was not enough, and when he arrived at the stage, he was already falling, and as soon as the fat man stood up, the soup bowl was firmly buckled on his head.
The man screamed "ah", and the flowers were smashed on his head, and the blood mixed with the soup flowed all over his face. Pieces of snake meat hung on his ears and nose, although he was so angry that his eyebrows were cold, but such a crooked nose and eyes and a face full of red and green looked so ridiculous. The officers who smashed people originally felt a little guilty when they saw that they had smashed the wrong person, but these officers were all arrogant and used to it, and they would never apologize, but now when they saw that the fat man looked so funny, the three of them laughed.
I never thought that the fat man was a hero, and he didn't buy the officer's account at all. was annoyed and angry for a while, and scolded loudly. Don't look at the fat man who looks clumsy, but he is very articulate, and in a blink of an eye, he greeted the ancestors of the three officers for the eighteen generations. It's just that this fat man is somewhat jealous of the other party's officer status, just standing in place and scolding, showing his teeth and claws, although there are a lot of people on his side, he doesn't dare to really do anything with these three officers.
The three officers scolded but the fat man, and there were not as many people as the other party, so they wanted to leave with a snort, but now they saw that the other party did not dare to make a move, and they were bold, and seeing the fat man's scolding, they picked up a plate of honey on the table, and threw it at the fat man. The fat man didn't expect the other party to continue throwing things and smashing people, and saw the pink fleshy little thing squirming all over the plate flying over, accompanied by a "squeak" cry, hurriedly dodged, and the dish smashed on the head of a big man next to him. Some mice crawled into the clothes along the neck of the big man, but he didn't want the big man to be afraid of these little creatures, and now so many mice "squeaked" on him, so frightened that he jumped up and scratched his ears and cheeks, twisted his waist and jumped his feet.
Shi Wen'er was sitting in an inconspicuous corner at this time, asking for a pot of wine, a plate of roasted geese and goose, and a plate of stuffed tofu, pouring himself a drink, and watching the big drama singing in front of him with relish. He recognized the three officers in front of him, all of whom were generals of the Zhu Liang Dynasty, but he didn't remember their names. "Betrayed the old master, and didn't see the promotion and get rich...... Shi Wen'er thought, the contempt in her heart was almost on her face, listening to the fat man scolding them, she felt happy, and couldn't help but smile on her face, just listen to the music.
Two rows away from him were two brocade-clad men who looked like brothers, black and bushy, both combed to the top of their heads, both fixed with a crown of mutton fat and jade. Both of them have a pair of big smart eyes, clear and translucent, like lake water. Both are fresh and handsome, with a good demeanor. It's just a slightly longer one, with the tip of the nose like an eagle's hook, revealing a hint of viciousness and cruelty.
The slightly younger boy sitting next to him, who looked understature, at most thirteen or fourteen years old, with curled eyelashes and sparkling eyes slightly purple, was watching the big man's candy-like performance with great interest, biting his lip and smiling lightly. Shi Wen'er looked at his smile and felt a little drunk. He hurriedly looked away, thinking to himself: "I haven't drunk for a long time, this amount of alcohol is really a lot worse." ”
The elder brother has been acting a little unsightly since he started acting on stage, so he pulled the younger brother to leave, but the younger brother was very willful, and his curiosity was also very heavy, so he insisted on refusing. Now the elder brother saw that these groups of people might be about to fight, and he was even more anxious, but the younger brother looked at the groups of people who were about to fight with a smile. The elder brother had no choice but to sit down helplessly and look at his younger brother with a frown.
The artists on the stage shouted and scolded from the stands, knowing that they couldn't go on, they hurriedly packed up the coins and the guys used for the performance and ran backstage, and the three officers shouted unrelentingly: "Stop!" The black-faced officer tried to rush over to intercept them, but was grabbed by the white-faced officer, who had been sitting. The black-faced officer watched the artists flee into the backstage, turned around angrily, and was shocked to see that the fat man and his gang were scolding and holding sticks, and they had already walked to their side, and with a stick on their heads, they slashed at the black-faced officer's head.
The black-faced officer was stunned, the status of the soldiers of the Li Dynasty was very high, and Fang Cai also saw that this fat man and his group did not dare to do anything before deliberately flirting, but he didn't think that this group of people was also used to it, and now they have lost face, no matter what the consequences, they will pick up the stick and beat it. The black-faced officer saw that he was really beaten, and hurriedly dodged, and the stick grazed the root of his ear, and he was about to hit the black-faced officer's shoulder. The white-faced officer next to him raised his foot and kicked the fat man's lower abdomen, and the fat man hurriedly dodged, the stick in his hand deflected, and the black-faced officer's body fell.