Chapter 239: Don't Be a Nerd

The little guy in the shop next to him was obedient, and seeing that it was not a reason for Xu Ping to stand aside, he called a companion to move a table and a stool, put it in the shade of a tree for Xu Ping to sit, and served tea again. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

Xu Ping sat down, took a sip of tea, and saw those pavilion officials looking left and right, up and down, shaking their heads and turning around, all of them feeling clueless, and couldn't help but feel a little annoyed.

It doesn't matter if you can't say the truth, the theory is that it spans thousands of years, and it looks simple, but it doesn't pierce the layer of window paper, which really makes people have nowhere to start. But to do things, you have to have a basic clue, what problems to solve, where to start, step by step how to do, even if the knowledge is not limited to the end, it is the same thing for people to watch.

You can't look left and right, just think about when you have an idea, and suddenly realize that this is not the attitude that a well-educated reader should have. It's not a child who hasn't learned yet, just thinking about brain teasers.

Xu Ping beckoned the little guy in the shop to come over, instructed him to take a pen and paper, and wrote a few lines on the table.

After folding the paper, Xu Ping said to Li Zhaoshu and Ye Shen, who were a little embarrassed over there: "Judge Li, Judge Ye, Judge Guo, this is my game with a few young people to have fun, you come over for tea." ”

Li Zhaoshu and Ye Shen were beside the car and didn't know what to do, they were both old and couldn't use their brains with young people anymore, and when they heard Xu Ping greeting, they hurriedly pulled Guo Zheng, who was eager to try, to the shade of the tree.

The little guy brought a stool for the three of them to sit on, and Ye Shen was a little embarrassed to give his hand to Xu Ping: "Let the deputy envoy laugh, the old man is old, and he can't do this kind of thing anymore." ”

Xu Ping smiled: "It's just a joke with young people, let's sit here and watch them." ”

After speaking, he pushed the folded paper in his hand in front of Ye Shen and said to him: "This matter is extremely simple, as long as I do what I said on the paper, it will be Zhongge, I will buy a car and go directly to him and sit home." ”

Ye Shen looked at the note on the table, and didn't know what was written in it, but it looked very simple, so he respectfully placed it on the table, and said, "Then the three of us will be a witness." ”

Guo Jian already had some clues just now, and his heart was itching, so he bowed his hand to Xu Ping: "Deputy envoy, the lower official looked at it there just now and had some thoughts in his heart, and he was neither in the middle nor in the middle. In this way, I also wrote a few sentences on the paper, and saw how much it differed from the deputy envoy's statement, which was nothing more than amusement. ”

Xu Ping looked at Guo Jian and nodded with a smile.

The most likely clue among these people is Guo Consultancy, as the saying goes, Wanhui's children are geniuses, Guo Consultancy only spoke at the age of eight, and he was indeed very smart when he grew up. It's a pity that his intelligence is not in reading books and making articles, but in studying various practical techniques, which is not valued in this era. If he had been born hundreds of years later, he would have been a great inventor.

Picked up the pen and dipped it in ink, thought about it, Guo Jian wrote his thoughts on the paper, and folded it up.

The sun is gradually setting in the west, the feeling of heat disappears, and the cool breeze outside the city blows on the body, which is very pleasant.

Xu Ping called the director of the shop over, and discussed with Ye Shen and the three of them what to eat at night and prepare drinks, while a few people over there were still meditating on the side of the car.

When the fiery glow filled the sky, Xu Ping said loudly: "Come here, it's not early, it's time to prepare dinner!" ”

When everyone arrived at the table, Xu Ping pointed to the pen and paper on the table and said, "Write down all the truths you think on paper and hand them over to Judge Ye." I have a piece of writing there, and if I match it, it is considered a middle grid. ”

Speaking of this, Xu Ping smiled and said to everyone: "If you all say it, I will send a carriage by yourself." In the future, the pavilion staff all took the car, which was also a grand event in the imperial court. ”

Several people looked left and right, but no one came out to answer, Wang Gongchen saw the embarrassing scene, came out and bowed his hand to Xu Ping and said: "Don't hide it from the deputy envoy, I think about it, and I can't even convince myself if I come up with it, so I won't be ugly." ”

"This kind of thing can't be said, maybe you wanted to get rid of it for a while, and missed the right idea? No matter what you think, write it down, and it's up to Judge Ye to decide. Even if there is really none, write the word 'none'. ”

After listening to Xu Ping's words, Wang Gongchen had no choice but to write it down and hand it to Ye Shen.

Ye Shen took Wang Gongchen's handwriting and read it, and then unfolded what Xu Ping had written before, he couldn't help frowning, sighed secretly in his heart, looked at Xu Ping and shook his head.

Wang Gongchen arched his hand and stepped aside, he himself understood that he had no clue at all.

After that, everyone else came up one after another, wrote their own opinions and handed them to Ye Shen, Ye Shen read them one by one, didn't say a word, and kneaded the paper and put it away.

Ouyang Xiu's face was full of annoyance, and he was the last to leave the table, he couldn't help it, and said to Ye Shen: "Judge Ye, what is written by Deputy Envoy Xu, can you let me know?" ”

Seeing Xu Ping nodding, Ye Shen unfolded the paper that Xu Ping had handed over to him earlier, and said, "If I don't read it to you, some of you will be unconvinced after all." What Deputy Envoy Xu wrote here is that as long as someone steps forward to lift the empty cart and walk a few steps, and then clearly answers that the two-wheeled carriage is heavy in front and can move forward without force, it is considered a medium-sized person. No one has done it! ”

Xu Ping put down the teacup in his hand and said in a deep voice: "Actually, to do this game today, it is not necessary for you to explain the truth of these two kinds of cars clearly, but to see whether you are organized and have a clue." Let you find the reason for the two-wheeled carriage for transporting goods, at least you have to go up and lift the cart and walk a few steps yourself. There are empty two-wheeled carriages there, and there are empty four-wheeled carriages on the other side, and the horses are all unloaded, so why not pull them and try it? ”

Speaking of this, Xu Ping's face is really not good-looking: "Readers, not just reading, reading is just learning the truth in the book, you can't just keep your fingers on the spring water!" This is the case today, and in the future, when you go to the state and county to serve as pro-people officials, is it still like this? Cultivating slaves, weaving and asking maids, sitting in the high hall by themselves, they don't know anything about the world, but they think that they know everything about the five elements of yin and yang in the heavens and on the earth! If you do this, you can only hand over the affairs to your subordinates, and let them play with you officials! The truth doesn't need you to use a while to be able to explain it clearly, at least you need to know how to do things, what kind of attitude you have, no one is qualified today! ”

Ye Qingchen, Zeng Gongliang and others only understood what Xu Ping meant at this time, they followed Zhu Ji to learn arithmetic in the past few days, and everyone had complaints in their hearts, thinking that they were all Jinshi Gaodi, why bother to learn these Xu methods? With this kind of thinking, he was not serious when he studied, and Zhu Ji was just a low-level junior military attachΓ©, so he didn't dare to say anything, and the effect was very bad.

Xu Ping borrowed this incident to tell everyone that if you don't learn some things, you will never understand them if you only read the books of sages. Later, he held the official's shelf, and he didn't know anything about specific affairs, and after all, he was just a clay puppet in the eyes of the officials.

Seeing that everyone's expressions were different, Xu Ping said again: "Do you think I said it simply? Let me tell you, the principle of using a two-wheeled carriage to carry goods is not very complicated, and I am talking about the fundamental one. In this way, call a craftsman in the field to explain the reason clearly to you, and see if you are at fault and do not move! (To be continued.) )