Chapter 717
Before the prince's words were finished, a voice interrupted his words!
"His Royal Highness the Prince, although your status is noble, but you
Have you forgotten what the emperor told me just now?
Or is the emperor gone, but you don't even dare to sit down! ”
When the prince heard this, he clenched his fists tightly, and his teeth were also clenched!
"Li Jiu, you're really good!"
"Okay? Where's the good? Oh...... Look at my memory, it's almost the same to be able to meet Li Muran today and estimate the sadness! ”
When the warrior saw the appearance of the prince, he looked at him with some displeasure on his face!
As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a dark-skinned, ? en???.? r?a?n?? e?n?a`com
This Guoguo warrior saw that Li Muran was not wearing an official robe, as long as I was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "Yours, what are you doing?"
How dare you look at me like that? ”
This warrior obviously didn't realize the danger of Brother Jiu, otherwise he wouldn't dare to talk to Brother Jiu like this even if he was given a hundred dares!
Listening to the words of the warrior, Li Muran was completely afraid, and just grinned and said:
"Mine, the work dedicated to donating sperm to the country of flatbread!"
"Flatbread Country? Essence? What's that! The warrior didn't understand at all after Li Muran finished speaking, so he asked out loud.
"O big bread country, it's a white cloth covered with a big bread, and this big cake is big, but it's not big, but it's small? She's not small, and this pie is red!
As for what you said, I see that you are still young, so I'll tell you when you grow hair! ”
Li Muran said the Tao, but obviously this warrior didn't understand any of his words!
"I don't care about the work of the big cake country, I want to see your emperor, I want to marry my wife!"
This warrior couldn't think of a clue, and showed an impatient look, but it was very unhappy to Li Muran's ears, as for how unhappy it was, just look at Brother Jiu's actions!
"Hey, Moses Moses, this benevolent brother, I heard that you are a prince, haven't you?
Don't know what to call it? The warrior didn't know that he had been targeted by Li Muran at this moment, so he said proudly:
"I am the third son of His Majesty Emperor Toei, a valiant and invincible Yamato samurai. Tsunamon Martyr! ”
"Brave, really brave! Gangmen has cracked it for you, damn it, if anyone dares to say that you are not fierce, Brother Jiu will be the first to rush out and fuck him! Li Muran listened to his answer, and laughed in his heart, and many officials on the side all laughed when they heard this "Gangmen crack".
Only Li Muran's face was still calm, and then he smiled and said:
"It turned out to be His Royal Highness Tsunama, I want to ask, do you have a sister?"
He said it then, but his expression was very determined!
Before he came back to his senses, Gangmen exclaimed, "Yours, who is it?"
Where do you know such a thing? ”
Who knows, you Japanese people like to do some things you love to do at night, if you don't have a sister, then it's really a hell!
Li Muran saw that the gang door crack had already taken the bait!
Suddenly, he smiled and said:
"Prince Gangmen, actually, I'm a person, I'm called a Taoist priest in our Han Dynasty, I know the past five hundred years, and then guess the next five hundred years.
Not only do I know that you have a younger sister, but I also know that you have two older brothers, your name is Kozuna, your father is called Lao Tsunama, and your mother is called Pisai, and your family likes to stay in the public toilet, yes? ”
"How do you know that my father is Lao Gangmen, how do you know that I have two older brothers, our whole family, do you know?
Didn't you lie to me? ”
Gangmen Crack never thought that Li Muran would actually know his surname and his two elder brothers!
It's just that he forgot that the surname of this old Gangmen is the only inheritance, and the father of this Gangmen crack is naturally the old **, as for the Tao of the two elder brothers, the ninth brother observed carefully. Just now, this Gangmen cracked himself and said that he was the third prince, since he was the third, there must be two people above him?
And he also said that he has a younger sister, since he has a younger sister, but he is in the position of the third, so it means that the first two should be at the prince level!
Sure enough, looking at the cracked expression of the Gangmen, Li Muran only felt unusually funny
Gangmen Crack looked at Li Muran and said:
"Wa Guo? Have you been to our country? And my mother is not called Pithia either."
Not called Pisse?
Are you sure it's not called Pisse? You must know that Gangmen and this Pisai character seem to be able to be combined, and it will definitely be able to cause a lot of reactions!
But then again, her mother isn't called Pisse?
Is it called "Aoi Kong" or is it? Li Muran laughed unconsciously!
He grinned and said:
"Although I went to the Wa Kingdom when I was young!
I just don't think it's any different! ”
As soon as Tsunamen finished speaking, his brows furrowed, and he said in his heart that this person was too arrogant, he hadn't even heard my name, it was too rude, he snorted and nodded and smiled: "Brother Gangmen!" ”
Gangmen cracked angrily and said: "I am the Gangmen crack of the Wa Kingdom, do the three princes of the current dynasty know?" ”
"That's right, I'll call you Brother Tsunama! You can't go wrong! Why don't you say yes? ”
Li Muran said with a seemingly casual smile. It's really no wonder that Li Muran made the mistake of empiricism!
"I am the third son of His Majesty Emperor Toei, and Tsunamen is my palace number, yours, understand?"
Gangmen Lie said angrily, obviously a little angry at Li Muran's entanglement of his name!
"Understood, understood,? Although we have not had the opportunity to try it, I believe that the Three Princes must have experienced it many times! ”
Li Muran snorted and said:
"Alas, these things that you are doing are complicated!
It's a good thing to be like those world-famous island country movies that can be understood, of course, these are distributed by two people!
stripped naked and went into hand-to-hand combat, flax daddy flax daddy yelled for a while, how cool it should be!
Oh, that's a long way off, where did we just go...... Brother Gangmen? ”
His unbridled divergent thinking makes it difficult to keep up, ** Lie didn't know what he was talking about at all, and when he heard his last sentence finally cross the topic, he snorted and said: "Say that I am extremely brave"
"That's right, that's you." Nine Brother Kua? Feel the dagger on the view!
"It's nature." Tsunamen Crack said proudly:
"I, Tsunama, Yamato true warrior, who does not admire me? What do they say about me? ”
Li Muran laughed and said:
"I heard about this from your sister. One night, your brother and sister were talking. Ling Mei gasped and said, "Oh, brother, you are awesome, much better than Dad!" 'Do you know what you say? ”
Tsunamen didn't react for a moment, and said suspiciously: "What do you say, mine?" ”
Li Muran grinned, and said in a step-palace tone: "Yo Xi, mom said the same thing!" ”
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