Chapter 153: The dumb followed

Rather provoke the king of Hades, don't provoke the ninth brother! This sentence was not said in vain, he stood up and said seemingly casually

"As the saying goes, pat the fart, pat the fart, I'm a little curious about who is in the way of this fart, and I must try to try how to shoot the fart falling to the ground today!"

After speaking, he raised his hand and aimed at the injured buttocks of the white horse just now, and slapped it violently. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, Gao Jun, who was lying down, saw it clearly, and just as his hand was about to fall, Gao Jun hurriedly shouted

"Don't!"

Is it just still useful?

The wind is roaring, the horses are roaring, the ninth brother is roaring, the ninth brother is roaring, oh no, the horses are roaring, the horses are roaring......

Under the fright of the white horse, the front hooves jumped high, and Gao Jun, who was being dragged by, also jumped up with the white horse in an exclamation, and actually pounced on the horse's back, but it was spread horizontally, and then the white horse ran up wantonly, at this time Gao Jun's entire abdomen was on the horse's back, and the power of the bumps made Gao Jun enjoy what is called the real "horse shock"!

Looking at Gao Jun, who had already run away after a short period of kung fu, Li Muran smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth, and then raised his sword eyebrows

"Don't give me a hundred taels, it's really an iron rooster!"

It's just that Meng Xin asked himself, even if Gao Jun really gave this hundred taels, would he be able to avoid the pleasure of such a Ma Zhen?

Just as he turned around and was about to go to the carriage to ask for directions, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a cloth bag on the ground, and then turned back and picked it up and put it in his arms.

The carriage of the Su Mansion was about ten meters away from Li Muran's current location, but it was only a few steps away for Li Muran.

"This little brother, I want to ask how to go to Luzhou City"

"Aba, Aba, Aba!"

Listening to the coachman's answer, Li Muran was puzzled for a while, and then looked at his dancing expression, and said in surprise

"You're dumb?"

"Aba, Aba, Aba!"

Well, he was speechless for a moment, but said with a smile on his face

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you couldn't talk!"

After hearing this, the mute hurriedly waved his hand to show that it was okay.

There seems to be only one option.

"Dare to ask Miss Su in the carriage?"

Half a ring, no one answered, Li Muran was speechless for a while, this Miss Su is really a big name, all of a sudden his bull temper came up, what to drag, love to reason, don't care, Lao Tzu still doesn't care about you!

After thinking about it, he turned around and was about to leave, but he heard the voice of the words in the carriage

"Li Gongzi is from Luzhou City?"

Aren't you asking nonsense?

He had reported to his family just now, and now he was still an afterthought, he had always been respectful of these so-called talented men and women, and he was cold just now, so he was naturally slightly angry in his heart.

Didn't you just ignore me? Then I don't pay attention to you, he is a master who can't suffer.

It was half a ring again, and when Miss Su saw that he didn't answer, she vaguely guessed something and said

"Doesn't Childe like to see little girls in general?"

That's right, Childe, I just like to see little women!

"Little woman? Miss Su laughed, I'm afraid you are a talented girl! ”

Miss Su neither denied nor affirmed it, but directly diverted the topic

"Childe is a native of Luzhou City, I will also return to Luzhou today, if you don't dislike it, then sit in front with the dumb man"

Well, it's still like a human saying, but are you such a casual person?

"Miss Su, is there something wrong with this?"

Before the words fell, he sat on the other side of the mute......

With the sound of the carriage, the carriage gradually moved up.

Not long after the carriage was moving, I saw a white horse eating grass with its head down, and a man with a pale face was lying beside the white horse, his eyes were white, his breath was short, and he seemed to have fainted.

"Stop!"

Miss Su suddenly stopped the carriage, and then said to the dumb man

"Dumb, you go down and see how Gao Gongzi is"

I didn't expect this Miss Su to be quite interested in this Gao Jun!

Maybe Miss Su would never have dreamed that just such a simple sentence would be evaluated in his heart, Li Muran looked at the mute who got out of the car, and hurriedly followed.

When I came to Gao Jun, I saw him foaming at the mouth, his eyes rolling, his chest was no longer rising and falling, and he looked like he was dead.

When the dumb man saw it, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to try his snort, then screamed, and was about to turn around to report to his young lady, Li Muran grabbed him, and said with a smile

"Dumb, is he out of gas?"

After hearing this, the dumb man nodded hurriedly, and Li Muran said with a smile on the corner of his mouth when he saw this

"Look at Miss Su's concerned tone just now, if you tell her now, she will definitely be sad"

Li Muran said this, looked at him dumbly, nodded, and then had a look on his face What should I do, and he smiled when he saw this

"I can save him, but you'll have to sacrifice something!"

"Abba Abba ......"

This dumb man is a warm-hearted person, and when he heard that he could save him, he nodded hurriedly, and Li Muran also nodded when he saw this

"I often hear people say that this boy's urine has the effect of bringing the dead back to life, and I don't know if it's true or not, but it's a pity, I'm not a boy anymore, otherwise I would save people's lives and even create a seventh-level floating slaughter."

Sure enough, as soon as he heard that it was a good deed, the mute began to dance excitedly again, Li Muran of course understood what he meant, and then found Mu Zhi to open Gao Jun's mouth.

"Come on, dumb, aim it, otherwise it won't be useful if there aren't enough of them."

What he said was serious, making people look serious, the dumb man was innocent, where did he know that he was lying to him, he just thought that this boy's urine really worked, so he immediately took off his pants and aimed at Gao Jun's mouth.

In fact, Gao Jun was just fainting, and when it came to Li Muran's mouth, it was a disease of life and death, and now the angry boy's urine rushed into his mouth like a fountain.

"Ahem......"

Looking at Gao Jun, who coughed instantly, the dumb man only thought that his child's urine had played a role, and clapped his hands happily

"Abba"

Seeing this, Li Muran came between Gao Jun's legs and said to the mute

"Dumb, you know, it's not enough to just use child urine, after all, child urine is too sassy, in case some people can't stand the smell but will be even more dizzy"

The dumb man looked at him with a puzzled look on his face, and then saw him raise his eyebrows, raise his foot and say to the dumb man

"Everyone has a dantian, as long as we step on their dantian, then their qi and blood will naturally wake up in an instant"

After saying that, he slammed on it.

"Poof"

"Ah......h

It seemed that the sound of something breaking was accompanied by a scream from Gao Jun, and he finally came to his senses, and then mechanically lowered his head and stepped on his life, and looked up in the direction of his foot, only to see a smiling face looking at him

"Hey, Mr. Gao, you're awake, how are you doing?"

At this time, Gao Jun's eyes widened, and he slowly stretched out his hand and pointed at him

"You...... You ......"

"Dumb, what are you still doing in a daze, didn't you see that Gao Gongzi was awake, he was still a little stammering, and he was helping him get through his blood"

When the dumb man heard this, he nodded quickly

"Abba"

While speaking, he came to the position where Li Muran was standing and raised his foot suddenly, while Gao Jun looked at his foot with a long mouth, his eyes full of fear.

"Ah......h

The heart-rending roar makes people want to listen to it, Gao Jun is roaring, Gao Jun is roaring......

(To be continued.) )