778 kidnap with me
Kakuma City is just a small town in the northwest corner of Kenny, with little resources, and the only feature of this town is probably that it has a refugee camp, which takes in refugees from Sudan, Somalia, Ethiopia and other neighboring countries in times of war. To this day, the camp is still open, and there are still many refugees inside.
Because there are refugee camps, there are many volunteers. There are many volunteers from various countries who come here, and they have different cultural practices. For example, street vendors will sell cigarettes, beer, and other goods from many countries. And here, it is very easy to speak English.
Iron Will, who followed Long Xiaoqi to the town, has been observing, and cautiously he has taken all the details into his eyes. If it were to ask him what color shoes the woman who had just walked past him was wearing, he would have answered it clearly. This is habit, and as a relatively conservative professional soldier, he is destined to be more observant than the radicals.
"Iron Will, who do you say we kidnapped?" Long Xiaoqi bit his cigarette and asked with a little pain.
"What? Kidnap? "Iron and Blood was stunned.
"yes, kidnapping." Long Xiaoqi nodded and said, "What are you doing when I bring you to the city, look at the sister?" Don't talk nonsense, there are no good-looking girls here. Came here, of course, to see who was kidnapped, is it tourism? As a volunteer? Impersonating the Red Cross? Of course, we have to drink some wine and eat some meat, and then think about who is more reliable to kidnap. ”
This is a small town, only the police have no garrison, and Long Xiaoqi really doesn't know who to kidnap for a while.
"What are we here to kidnap for? We're here to fight God's arms, and I'm going to have to take them back when we're done. Iron Blood stared at Long Xiaoqi and said, "Are you sick?" Running here to kidnap? Don't you get down to business? If not, I'll take someone back now. ”
It's really painful, Tie Zhi felt that Long Xiaoqi's head was really sick, and he ran here to play kidnapping. The rich are not there, Kakuma is messing around, what can be tied here?
As for the iron-blooded reaction, Long Xiaoqi felt very regretful. If Han Hu came with him, he would definitely jump up happily when he heard that he was going to be kidnapped. Alas, people are just different, who said that kidnapping can't do business? Some days I haven't kidnapped anymore, and my hands are a little itchy.
"What do you think about kidnapping the mayor?" Long Xiaoqi said excitedly: "There are two people who can be the mayor of this kind of place, and they must have their own private armies, and they are absolutely right." Let's kidnap the mayor and ......"
"And then blackmail? Expose yourself? Iron Blood said disdainfully: "Long Xiaoqi, you like to provoke right and wrong too much." I would like to advise you that at such a critical moment, it is best not to cause trouble. ”
"I said, are you sick in the head?" Long Xiaoqi said unhappily: "How serious is kidnapping, how can it be to provoke right and wrong?" Have you ever kidnapped you? ”
"Nope." "Kidnapping is the worst act, kidnapping is ......"
"You haven't kidnapped before, how do you know that kidnapping is a shoddy act?" Long Xiaoqi spit out a puff of smoke and said to Iron Blood with a mysterious face: "Let me tell you, kidnapping is the most exciting, it's refreshing!" In this way, I'll take you to kidnap an experience, and after the experience, you can go if you want. Play, don't be like a serious person all day long, when you come out, you're distracted. ”
Like a serious person? I'm a serious person, okay? Iron Blood frowned, very reluctant to deal with Long Xiaoqi.
"Prostitution, just meat. the enjoyment of the body; Double fly, just meat. Stimulation of both body and spirit...... Iron Blood, how many times have you been out for so many years? Long Xiaoqi put his arm around the iron-blooded shoulders and said, "Don't tell me that you haven't prostituted, everyone is an adult and understands the needs of adults." Who doesn't play if you can play, and you don't want to be a monk in the army. Besides, what can you do even if you are in the army? When you meet a little female soldier, you don't just scream and pounce on it? ”
"Nonsense!" Iron Blood's face was slightly red, and he said, "I've never ......"
"Swear, you swear that if you ever prostitute yourself, you will never ********!" Long Xiaoqi glared at Iron Blood.
"I ......"
Iron Blood opened Long Xiaoqi's hand around his shoulder, and turned around to stop looking at this guy. He wouldn't swear it, because he must have done it.
After staying abroad for so many years, who can not be bored? It is necessary to solve the needs of normal life, and it is not a monk.
"Kidnapping with me is definitely more enjoyable than going out to prostitute!" Long Xiaoqi rushed to the iron blood to tempt. The confused voice said: "After the prostitution, there is endless emptiness, and after the kidnapping, there is boundless happiness." How about playing kidnapping with me and I'll give you a reason to be happy? Of course, this is not required, but I really don't take ordinary people to kidnap. Do you know what it's like to be kidnapped? That feeling is that I am the only one, the whole world is in my hands, and I have changed from a hillbilly to a soil emperor in an instant, tsk ......"
"Is there an end? If you want to kidnap yourself, I don't bother to play this mentally retarded game with you. "Iron will refuse.
"You can leave after playing once, if you think it's fun, you can play again, our Long Xiaoqi is authentic, and he never reluctantly reluctant." Long Xiaoqi grinned and said, "I can guarantee that you will definitely fall in love with the kidnapping!" Hahaha...... Let's take a walk, drink some wine and eat some meat first, and then find a shepherd to buy a few sheep and bring them back to roast and eat for the brothers, hahahaha......"
Long Xiaoqi laughed and put Iron Blood into a small restaurant, and after a beautiful meal, he went to find the shepherd. When they came back in the evening, they took a few sheep, packed them up and roasted them, and ate them.
"Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law! What did you do with the iron filings? Han Hu grabbed a leg of mutton, and while eating, he rushed to Long Xiaoqi and asked in a low voice, "Are you stepping on a little bit and preparing to kidnap you?" Brother-in-law, you are so inauthentic, how can you not call me such a meaningful thing as kidnapping? Hey, hey, hey...... Who are we kidnapping? How to play? How big is it to play? How to tie it? When do you start working? ”
Long Xiaoqi looked at Han Hu for a while, and sighed in his heart: This is the gap, who doesn't know that kidnapping is the most meaningful thing? Iron Blood still refuses to kidnap, I really don't know what the brain thinks, alas......
"Play big, very big!" Long Xiaoqi took a sip of liquor and said, "But this time there is no part for you, you have other work to do." ”
"Why? I'm going to kidnap you!" Han Hu's eyes widened and he shouted: "As soon as you pout, I know what kind of you pulled, don't you just want to make a big move through kidnapping, and then take advantage of the situation, and then ......"
"Don't you say you can die?" Long Xiaoqi stretched out his hand and slapped Han Hu and said, "Are you the roundworm in my stomach?" Whisper to me, I'll have to take in the iron-blooded guys! ”
Only Han Hu understands Long Xiaoqi's tactics, this kid is really a roundworm in Long Xiaoqi's stomach!