Volume 3 Chapter 152 Minor Adjustments (2)
Yizhou, Keelung Luren Park. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
"Daddy, Daddy!!"
Lu Feng's crisp voice suddenly sounded in the courtyard. Because the sound was a bit sudden, Lu Ren, who was playing chess with Xun Yu, was a little frightened, and the chess pieces between his fingers also fell from his fingers and fell to the place where Lu Ren didn't want to fall. Seeing this, Xun Yu smiled and wanted to help Lu Ren pick it up, but Lu Ren waved his hand and said, "No need, if you fall behind, you should have no regrets, even if you fall unintentionally." This can be regarded as punishing myself, I am such a big person, and I will be frightened by the shouts of children. ”
Xun Yu smiled and said: "Yihao, your chess skills are already stinky, and now that this son has fallen here, it will be difficult for you to go later." ”
Lu Ren smiled back: "So what? No matter how difficult the chess is, I have to go on, even if there is a little accident, it is not the same as the move? The game of chess is like life, but life is not to regret chess. ”
They looked at each other and smiled, and then they saw Lu Feng running over in a hurry, and as soon as they arrived, they grabbed Lu Ren's sleeve and asked, "Daddy, where is the hula girl you brought back?" Show me what to see! ”
“……”
Lu Ren kicked Lu Feng aside with a kick, and scolded with a smile: "You kid, how old are you to care so much about these things?" ”
Lu Feng smiled: "Curious!" ”
Lu Ren raised his hand and slapped his brain crash again: "Curious ghost!" Don't think you're thinking something, I don't know. I'm weird, why are you so at such a young age? Who did you learn from? ”
Xun Yu on the side couldn't help coughing a few times when he heard this, and then looked at Lu Ren with a smile. Lu Ren looked at Xun Yu's kind of eyes, and the black line in his head twitched, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Xun Gong, do you want to say that if there is a father, there must be a son?" ”
Xun Yu coughed a few more times, but his expression clearly indicated that this was what he meant.
Lu Ren shrugged his shoulders a little speechlessly, shook his head and sighed: "Forget it, it's just if you're, who made me such a person?" Then again, how many of them are not among men? As long as you can control yourself when it matters. ”
Xun Yu smiled: "At this point, Yihao, you still did a good job." Okay, you're going to make a mistake anyway, so we'll save it for later. To tell you the truth, the old man is also eager to see what 'hula girls' you brought back, and to see what is new about them. ”
Lu Ren thought for a while and responded: "If you want to talk about novelty, there are still some. Actually, they were some of the local Native ...... that Shirley and I brought back from Hawaii on the way back."
Xun Yu just drank all the tea in his mouth, coughed violently for a while, and then exclaimed, "Where?" Hawaii? ”
By the way, Xun Yu often refers to Lu Ren's hand-drawn map of the entire territory, so he knows where Hawaii is. Moreover, a military strategist like Xun Yu knows how to convert the map scale, so Xun Yu knows very well how far Hawaii is from Yizhou, so when he heard Lu Ren say that he was "passing by" from Hawaii, Xun Yu's face changed color in shock.
"Yoshiho, you're not kidding, are you? Did you really pass through that Hawaii? This, this...... How many miles away from Yizhou? ”
Lu Ren shook his head: "Actually, when I was away for more than a month, didn't I communicate with you?" At that time, I had actually finished the work of the master and left the school. Just because of some mistakes, Shirley and I landed near Hawaii when we left Shimen, and we had no choice but to use the boat we got from Shimen to slowly drift back to Yizhou. If it weren't for that, I'd have been back at least a month earlier. ”
Xun Yu sighed in disbelief: "It's so far away, and it's all a vast ocean, it's really a shame that you can come back!" Should I say that God is protecting you? ”
Lu Renxin said that he might have to thank God. At that time, he was able to kill "him", in addition to Lu Ren's careful calculations, there were also many places where he was really lucky. For example, when the spaceship fell, if it wasn't just over the Pacific Ocean, but in a land area, then he and Shirley would probably not even be able to find the bones at this time.
Shaking his head and smiling, he just wanted to speak, but Lu Feng leaned over and said with a solemn face: "Dad, I won't make trouble...... I really didn't expect you and Aunt Xue to go back to Shimen to be so dangerous. ”
Lu Ren bent his finger and knocked lightly on Lu Feng's head again, and said with a smile: "Isn't it all like that to make trouble or not?" We are gentlemen, and we have our own responsibilities. For example, this time, your father and I have to go back to the master to deal with those things, and in case your father and I can't come back, you kid will have to take Yizhou as the heir of your father. However, your father and I are still very relieved of you kid, and Xun Gong will spare no effort to support you...... Isn't that Xun Gong? ”
Xun Yu smiled and did not answer. To be honest, Xun Yu once lost his ideals three years ago, and he was even ready to use death to protest to Lao Cao and use death to adhere to his ideals. However, after being abducted to Yizhou by Lu Ren, Xun Yu slowly realized that there were other ways to continue to write his ideals, so for Lu Ren, Xun Yu can be said to spare no effort to help.
Nodding their heads to each other, some words were tacitly spoken, and Lu Ren patted his thigh and said with a smile: "Okay, let's not say anything superfluous, anyway, if I don't die in a catastrophe, I will have a blessing, and now I just fished something and came back with some beauties?" We're pretty much done talking, and it's time to relax. Let's walk, old and young, and I'll take you to see the exotic beauties! ”
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When Lu Ren first arrived in Yizhou, he and Shirley acted separately, Lu Ren went to meet with everyone to deal with government affairs first, while Shirley stayed on the ship and used some materials transferred by Lu Ren to repair the ship. By the way, when Lu Ren and Shirley returned to the Yizhou dock, the boat they used was a small landing craft on the spaceship, and the spaceship itself dived into the sea near Yizhou.
The landing craft is not so big, and it is about the same as the current medium-sized ships in Yizhou, and then it is not so eye-catching if it changes in appearance. As for the more than 20 hula girls who Lu Ren and Shirley returned from Hawaii, of course, they were also brought to the landing craft, and at the same time, Lu Ren and Shirley fooled them that the spaceship was a "holy relic" of Lu Ren's master, and they had to "go back" when they sent Lu Ren and Shirley to a similar place...... Anyway, I just took some Xianxia fantasy things and fooled around, and Lu Ren and Shirley could explain it to others when they turned around.
When Lu Ren was running errands, Shirley was repairing the landing craft, and these hula girls were helping to clean and tidy up the aisles of the room or something, because this landing craft that could show up would be the exclusive ship on Lu Renming's face in the future, and it wouldn't be like a good cleaning, right? And these hula girls are also very conscious of becoming a maid at this moment.
But to be honest, although they have not yet gotten off the boat, they have been shocked by the prosperous scene here in Yizhou. After all, the indigenous tribe where they originally belonged, a tribe is amazing, there are only about 100 people, where can it be compared with the crowds here at Yizhou Wharf? As for the living conditions, don't talk about it, Lu Ren arranged for someone to send food and clothing, and it is not too simple to conquer these little girls who have never seen the world.
By the time Lu Ren brought Xun Yu and Lu Feng to the landing craft, Diao Chan and Lu Yu were already here observing these hula girls with great interest. Before, Shirley used the communicator to send a message to Minchan, just to ask Minchan to help send some things to the landing craft, the reason is that Mink Chan can mobilize a sufficient number of female soldiers, and if these 20 or so hula girls appear in front of people in such hula costumes now, they may have to make some kind of trouble, so at least they have to let Minchan take some girls to send some clothes to these 20 hula girls.
Without further ado, let's just say that after Lu Ren returned to the landing craft, he naturally let Xun Yu and Lu Feng see a Hawaiian-style hula performance. After that, I don't know if Lu Ren was drunk or wanted to pretend to be 13, and he wanted to have a hula performance here at the dock, but he was beaten back by Minchan's messy punch. Are you kidding? I didn't have to do anything, and I just wanted to have a hula show at a place like the dock? It's weird not to cause trouble!
After appreciating the enthusiastic and unrestrained hula dance, these girls were handed over to Minchan to settle down, and Lu Feng came to Lu Ren's side and asked: "Dad, I just watched some singing and dancing, and I suddenly remembered that Aunt Lan (Lu Lan) has been touring Jiangdong for more than three months, when will I come back?" ”
Lu Ren touched Lu Feng's head and said with a smile: "It's soon, I'll be back soon." I have already sent a message to your Aunt Lan, and she will come back as soon as she receives the news. How? Miss your Aunt Lan? ”
At this time, Minchan on the side picked up the words: "Don't say it, it's not just Feng'er who thinks about Xiaolan, but Yizhou is thinking about it up and down." More than three months, there were originally three months, Xiaolan would hold at least one concert, but because Xiaolan was not there, although some other people were doing it, the people of Yizhou said that something was missing. ”
Lu Renxin said that this is the pillar that can be held without roots. And since Jian'an pushed Lu Lan out in the twelfth year, Lu Lan has unconsciously penetrated into the hearts of the people and has become a spiritual sustenance in the hearts of the people of Yizhou. Lu Lan's absence will indeed make the people of Yizhou feel that something is missing in their hearts.
Suddenly, a fragrant wind wafted in, but it was Shirley who came to the crowd. When Lu Ren was enjoying the song and dance just now, Shirley was still busy with some repair work, so she didn't come to join in the fun with Lu Ren and them, and a lot of work on the landing craft was not something that these people could help at the moment, only Shirley did it herself. Now that she was done, Shirley took a shower and changed her clothes and came out to say hello to Xun Yu and them.
It's just that as soon as Shirley showed up and said hello, Lu Feng came up with a strange look, and kept circling around Shirley, and his eyes kept drying up and down. Seeing this, Shirley squatted down, pulled Lu Feng's little face with both hands, and asked with a smile, "Feng'er, what's wrong with you?" I haven't seen your Aunt Xue for three months, why don't you seem to know each other now? ”
Lu Feng looked puzzled: "No! How could I not know Aunt Xue? It's just that I always feel ...... Aunt Xue, you seem to be much more beautiful than before. Well, not physically, but ...... Ay! I don't know what to say. ”
Turning his head again, he asked Lu Ren, "Dad?" ”
Lu Ren was a little embarrassed. Of course he knows what Shirley is about, if the former Shirley was a cold robot, then the current Shirley is more angry than many people, but what do you say about this to Lu Ren? Tell them that Shirley is actually an android and didn't have many emotional cells before? Is it because of the awakening of those emotions between life and death this time? Can you tell the about this? It's strange not to scare these people to death!
Shirley stood back and looked at Lu Ren with a smile, seeing Lu Ren's constipation-like expression, Shirley also knew that Lu Ren didn't know how to explain. But at this time, Lu Feng, the kid, was coquettish, and as soon as he reached out and hugged Shirley's waist, his voice was a little numb: "Aunt Xue, Feng'er misses you so much!" ”
Lu Ren, Diao Chan, and Xun Yu suddenly had a bunch of black lines on their heads, and Lu Yu almost didn't go up to give Lu Feng a kick. And Shirley looked at Lu Feng, who was holding her waist coquettishly, and reached out to knock on her brain, and then scolded with a smile: "You little guy, have you taken advantage of your Aunt Xue?" ”
"Not enough, not enough! Aunt Xue, I can't hold enough of it. ”
Not to mention Lu Ren over there, he suppressed the urge to jump out and flatten Lu Feng, only said that Shirley let Lu Feng hold his waist like this, but his face was still so ancient: "Do you still want what your Aunt Xue specially brought back to you from the master?" ”
Chai Fei smiled evilly: "Of course I want to!" But before that, I still want to be closer to Senior Sister Zou. ”
Bai Ling gritted his teeth secretly: "Does it have to be a limit for people to be shameless?" ”
Zou Na rolled her eyes and muttered, "I heard that Senior Uncle Jiang gave the new junior sister a piece of Phantom Sword Jade that would hurt people, but it wouldn't hurt people?" Why don't I go back and borrow it from my little sister? ”
"Huh?" Chai Fei's rubbing hands paused there, and the wicked smile on his face turned into a dry smile: "Senior Sister Zou, don't do this, right?" ”
As soon as Chai Fei's dirty hands stopped, Zou Na withdrew her hands. Looking at the ash stains on her snow-white hands, Zou Na just smiled slightly: "It's rare, there is one more thing that you Chai Fei will be afraid of." ”
Chai Fei scratched his head: "You don't know, that thing really hurts to hit people, and I don't know how the master made it." ”
"Isn't that right? You Chai Fei is a typical underbeaten. Saying that, Zou Na took out the embroidered handkerchief and wiped her hands, and after wiping them off, she looked at her hands a few times, and suddenly said to Chai Fei: "Oops, I forgot to tell you." Just now, when I went to get what you wanted, I accidentally knocked over the red cockroach powder next to me. Because I was in a hurry, I hadn't cleaned my hands yet. ”
"Oh, ah——!?" Chai Fei was startled, turned around and rushed into the hospital, and jumped into the small pond in the center of the courtyard without caring about 3721, and his hands were rubbed and rubbed on his body.
Zou Na smiled and walked slowly into the courtyard. Bai Ling over there asked Lu Yuan curiously, "What is this red cockroach powder?" ”
As soon as he mentioned "red cockroach powder", Lu Yuan's face twitched: "A strange medicine made by the Medicine Sect can make people itch all over the body with just a little bit of the size of a fingernail." ”
Bai Ling was dumbfounded: "Why is there such a ...... in our sect Something missing? ”
Lu Yuan said: "I can't say that. In fact, which sect of medicine sect will not have some highly poisonous poisons? The point is that these things can be used in the right place. But this red cockroach powder ...... At the beginning, it was really made up by the senior brother when he was studying art in the Medicine Sect. Originally, he just used it to damage people, but later it was improved by Senior Sister Zou and several fellow disciples of the Medicine Sect, and now it has become an auxiliary external medicine used by disciples in the sect to test their concentration. ”
"Test your concentration?"
Lu Yuan nodded: "Among the five senses of soreness and itching, itching is the most unbearable." ”
Bai Ling rolled his big eyes and thought about it for a while, but he shuddered for no reason: "It seems to be oh...... I began to practice martial arts with my father at the age of five, and I dare to say that I am never afraid of tiredness or pain, but I am afraid of itching. ”
Returning to Chai Fei and Zou Na, Zou Na had already walked to the edge of the pond, looking at Chai Fei there with a smile on her face: "Xiao Fei, the girls of our Medicine Sect are not so easy to touch. ”
Chai Fei's hand that was scrubbing suddenly stopped, and then the obscene evil smile appeared on his face again: "Senior Sister Zou, are you sure?" ”
"Huh?"
Zou Na knew it was bad when she saw the familiar evil smile on Chai Fei's face, but before she could react, Chai Fei in the pond raised his hand violently, and a bag of things hit Zou Na's body, and then a burst of dust and mist flew out.
Zou Na was a disciple of the Medicine Sect, and when she smelled the smell of the dust mist, she exclaimed, "This, this is ......."
Looking at Chai Fei with his arms in the pond water, he smiled even more: "Senior Sister Zou, don't forget, the original powder of the red cockroach powder was made by me accidentally, how could I not keep some inventory in my hands?" As for you saying that you have red cockroach powder on your hands, do you think I, a person who often goes to the Medicine Sect to make trouble, will not be able to smell it? ”
Looking at Chai Fei with his arms in the pond water, he smiled even more: "Senior Sister Zou, don't forget, the original powder of the red cockroach powder was made by me accidentally, how could I not keep some inventory in my hands?" As for you saying that you have red cockroach powder on your hands, do you think I, a person who often goes to the Medicine Sect to make trouble, will not be able to smell it? ”