Chapter 48: Brother Tai, please respect yourself
"What's that called?" Brother Beast, who was extremely lacking in language skills, scratched his scalp and thought for a long time, but he couldn't come up with a word with a gentler meaning and a more moving emotional expression.
Duan Shaojun covered his forehead with his hand. "For example, true love is secretly promised, or love at first sight, is a hundred times better than the word adultery."
"Fang Xin secretly promised that I knew, and I understood love at first sight, but this is true, true love?" The beast brother grinned with a huge mouth comparable to a hippopotamus, the snow was as bright as the front teeth of a sharpened guillotine, and a pair of bull's eyes were very confused. "I don't quite understand what you're saying, but I feel so powerful."
Duan Shaojun glanced at the illiterate person, coughed dryly and explained: "True love, the reason why it is called true, is because sincerity and truth are its most basic foundation, and it is definitely not based on deception and fantasy. Love, on the other hand, is a selfless, unreserved, and even willing to give one's life. ”
"Although everyone has their own opinions, true love has nothing to do with gender, and it has nothing to do with ethnicity......"
Brother Beast slapped his thigh with a sudden face. "No wonder the kid in the silk cloth village, what kind of beautiful girl can't look at it, so he likes to rub into Qi Niang's bulging arms, and not only doesn't want Qi Niang's money, but also buys gifts every now and then to please Qi Niang...... Could this be the true love you are talking about? ”
Duan Shaojun resisted the urge to pick up a few cases and smash them on this guy's head, and nodded with a smile. Do you often get beaten by the big monk in your dreams, brother looks at you as you should! I don't even know how to find a metaphor to find a brighter, at least it has to be a typical example of handsome men and beautiful women, so that the masses of the people can accept it.
This thing is good, and it actually took out such a strange pair to explain, and when I thought of the pseudo-girly young man squeezing his head into the old lady's heavily sagging breasts as an intoxicated state. Duan Shaojun felt that his eyes were black, you are not promoting true love, you obviously want to disgust the world.
Brother Beast suddenly fell silent, with a melancholy expression, and after drinking the strong tea on the table for a long time, he let out a long sigh. "Brother Xian, for my brother, after you said this, I just realized that I have grown up so old in vain, and I haven't met my true love yet......"
Duan Shaojun bit the root and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth. "I asked you to find true love, not for you to touch my hand, brother, please respect yourself"
"Oh, I can't imagine that Brother Xian, you are so young, you actually know a little more than me, true love, when will you be able to ......" Brother Beast was as melancholy as the prince of the bear clan on a white horse, sitting on the couch and initiating a broken thought.
Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes helplessly, decided to ignore this neurotic, took out the book in his arms, and continued to study the above knowledge about acupuncture.
Duan Shaojun refused to let Miss Chu Chu be a model for herself, a woman who has not been out of the cabinet, wearing such an outfit, will show her husband or boyfriend at the top.
After all, this is ancient times, although the defense of etiquette and religion is not as severe or even cruel as the Qingming period of the historical time and space in which it lives, but it is also very conservative compared to the 21st century.
Duan Shaojun has a good impression of Chu Chu, and naturally he doesn't want a yellow flower girl like Miss Chu Chu to attend the underwear performance press conference.
Chu Chu's sister can't do it, it doesn't mean that Duan Shaojun can't find someone who can be a model.
However, it is not enough to have a model, you must also find consumers, and you are not the kind of art master who starves himself to the point of delirium just for the sake of ideals and artistic pursuits. The artwork produced by himself must have a bright future, which can not only dissipate his artistic talent, but also support his family, which is the goal of Duan Shaojun's struggle.
After thinking about it, I have traveled to this era, and I don't know many people of the opposite sex, and the girls of Yixiangge are a good consumer group.
These girls may not care too much about the rest, but in terms of improving their appearance and charm value, they can definitely spend as much as they can, and the vast majority of men can't compare with women in this aspect.
Otherwise, why would there be Victoria's Secret and not Adam's Secret in the 21st century?
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At noon, Duan Shaojun, who had finished lunch, was leaning on the porch, squinting his eyes and taking a nap, while thinking about his future, and the next moment, after being arranged by the abbot of the dream and approved by the beast brothers, Li Xuanzhen, who had been living next door to Duan Shaojun's room, walked out of the room with a big yawn.
"I said old bull nose, do you want to make a money-making deal?" Duan Shaojun asked directly after seeing this guy sitting beside him unceremoniously and picking up the teapot on the table and pouring himself a cup.
"Do you think the poor are like people who lack money?" Li Xuanzhen took a sip of tea and smashed his mouth, and asked.
Duan Shaojun looked at it seriously, the Dao robe on his body was like pickles that had been pickled for three months, the Dao crown on his head was actually missing a small horn, and the dust whisk in his hand was dusty, not like pure white dust, but like a ponytail with miscellaneous hair.
Duan Shaojun let out a long breath and nodded vigorously. "You're not just like, you're a poor ghost."
Li Xuanzhen snorted angrily, and his silver eyebrows raised. "Stinky boy, how does the poor Dao look like a poor ghost?!"
Duan Shaojun took a sip of tea expressionlessly, and said leisurely: "It's even like a title." ”
"......" Li Xuanzhen grinned, and shook his head with a smile for a long time. The poor words in the poor road also happen to complement each other, and this guy is indeed right.
Li Xuanzhen's eyes widened, and he was holding a pair of boxer shorts thrown over by Duan Shaojun in his hand. "You say this is the crotch cloth you're wearing right now?"
"From what angle can you see it as a crotchcloth?" Duan Shaojun couldn't help but rub his forehead and sighed, I really don't know which hole this guy's IQ is used in.
"You're saying it's more comfortable to wear than a crotch cloth?" Li Xuanzhen got closer, looked at it carefully, and then sneaked back to his room with this thing, and actually lifted the placket without even closing the door, revealing two fluffy thighs.
Duan Shaojun stroked his forehead with his hand speechlessly, it seemed that it was a mistake to talk to this guy about what to make a fortune. In addition to eating and drinking, this old guy pretended to be a ghost, and looked around at the girl with a smile. There is almost no merit in the whole body.
Or rather, all the characteristics of him cleverly avoid the good attribute of merit.
After a lot of effort, Li Xuanzhen, who was writhing his ass uncomfortably, appeared in front of Duan Shaojun. "Hey, this thing is really good, Poor Dao feels relaxed now."
"Of course, this thing is not a crotch cloth, not only is it lightweight, but it also does not affect the living ......"
"I said, boy, you don't really want to sell this thing, do you?" Li Xuanzhen's eyes widened in disbelief.
Duan Shaojun glanced at this old man angrily. "Of course it's not me, I'm also a personable and upright gentleman, how can I sell any underwear, am I standing in Lanting City all day long holding such a pair of underwear and shouting ten copper plates, to ensure that you pee and don't worry about not being able to untie the crotch cloth?"
"Boy, are you going to let Dao Ye and me, an outsider, go? Tell you, don't think. Li Xuanzhen came back to his senses, raised his silver eyebrows, and said angrily. Master Dao, I am also the elder of Zhenwu Mountain, so it is impossible to do such a thing. ”
Seeing the sanctimonious face of this old man, Duan Shaojun couldn't wait to spit on his face, the elders of Zhenwushan, if you want to be a monk, you are like this, the court is not crazy, and directly chop up a monk****** all of them are sent to the palace, so as to save the world.