Chapter 181: The Bad Guy Who Specializes in Brothers' Two Ribs and Two Swords
It didn't take much effort to be able to smell the aroma of chicken, as well as the fragrance of finger-sucking chicken, which Duan Shaojun generally thought was junk food countless times in his previous life. At this moment, Duan Shaojun felt as if he had returned to the scene when he worked at McDonald's in the summer vacation before he graduated from Daye, sniffing the oily smell that felt very fragrant at the beginning and then numb, and finally felt disgusting, while frying chicken nuggets and fries neatly, and filling the guests with cups of iced cola and juice.
This fragrance is indeed very strong, and it can be seen from the expressions of these sons and sisters who have a superior life and have tasted all the delicacies of the mountains and seas. Chu Chu's sister kept pursing her sexy red lips, as if otherwise, the saliva that had been brewing in her mouth for a long time would drip out.
Brother Ximen held a wine jar and refused to keep talking, and kept asking Duan Shaojun how long it was to be better, and he didn't have time to pay attention to this group of foodies, Duan Shaojun completely used a colander to carefully turn over those chicken pieces, so as not to be fried thoroughly.
"It's so fragrant, I said Brother Xian, why don't you pick it up yet, be careful not to blow it up." Next to her, Hu Xiaoniang was like a hungry vicious dog, scurrying around the oil pot, and her mouth kept whining.
"What's the hurry, it's not fried well, it doesn't taste good, do you do it or do it me?" Duan Shaojun glared at this guy angrily, no wonder idlers are strictly forbidden to enter the general kitchen, mainly referring to foodies like Hu Xiaoniang who like to point fingers.
"You, of course it's the virtuous brother you did, hehe, wait over there for your brother, you have to hurry up......" Duan Shaojun threw a roll of his eyes, and the disgraced Hu Xiaoniang could only rush back to the couch in a gloomy manner, and did not forget to say hello.
After the first pot of fried chicken pieces is removed. rested on the bamboo drain. Then another pot of chicken nuggets was served. Rolled on the breadcrumbs and carefully poured it into the oil pan, at this time, Duan Shaojun heard the exclamation, and when he looked up, he immediately couldn't cry or laugh.
Chu Chu's sister, who couldn't stand the food in front of her but couldn't do the pain, was hurriedly holding a piece of freshly fried chicken nuggets back and forth with both hands, and kept blowing and screaming.
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"Girl, you can't wait a while, you're in such a hurry." Over there. The pillars of the West Gate are also quite helpless.
"I want to taste it first to see if it tastes good, and if it's not good, I can let Brother Shaojun go back to the pot......" Chu Chu persistently pinched the chicken nugget, and said eloquently. Next, after biting the first bite, Chu Chu's bright eyes bent into two crescent springs with happiness.
"How's it going, is it delicious?" Duan Shaojun saw that Chu Chu maintained this expression for a long time, and glanced at the salt and sugar jars next to him uncertainly, convinced that he had not misplaced the amount of spices.
"Well, it smells so good, brother. You guys taste it quickly, it's really fragrant. Sister Chu Chu nodded. took another bite, and then said with an intoxicated expression. "It's still delicious meat......
Duan Shaojun looked at this intoxicated girl speechlessly, I really don't know why she has such an obsession with meat, no matter what kind of meat chicken, mutton or meat, as long as it is meat, Chu Chu girl will feel that it is supreme delicious.
"I'll taste it, huh...... It's really good, crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. Li Xuan couldn't help but pick up a piece and take a bite, and his eyes suddenly lit up and praised.
Then, a fried chicken contest began, one by two devoured there, even the praise taste, Duan Shaojun was hungry, after frying two pots, let the family take his place, and he began to eat a large piece.
"It's happy, it's really happy, I didn't expect the virtuous brother to take care of the chicken like this, and it tastes extraordinarily delicious. Alas, it's a pity that there are too few ingredients in our Lanting City now, and even these chickens cost us a lot of money to get them. Satisfied, he slapped his belly full of chicken flavor, and Ximen Dongliang patted his belly very satisfied.
"That's right, but I heard that a large number of vegetables and vegetables have been shipped from Yangzhou today, and they will be able to be delivered to Lanting tomorrow, and they will be able to eat other delicious foods at that time." Chu Chu's sister licked her fingers and threw the chicken bones in her hand into the bamboo basket.
Duan Shaojun touched his bulging belly, and he ate a chicken in the sky, and Ximen Dongliang alone can be worth the food of everyone else, twelve chickens have been slaughtered ten, how can there be twenty or thirty catties of meat, and now, except for the bones in one place, there is not even a bit of residue left.
For the combat effectiveness of these ancient people, Duan Shaojun can only deeply admire, even if it is a Chu Chu girl, she has eaten nearly three catties or so of fried chicken nuggets, which is enough to see how strong the combat power of this cute foodie beautiful girl is.
But the problem is to eat, during this time, Duan Shaojun has already learned the combat effectiveness of Chu Chu's sister's foodie, but this girl is not fat, although ****, plump buttocks are plumper than ordinary sixteen or seventeen-year-old soft girls, but it is far from reaching the place of plump breasts * fat buttocks, hmm...... In what Duan Shaojun has heard and seen, I am afraid that the only one who can really meet this standard is Xu Xiangjun, a mature woman who is ******** to the outrageous level.
While eating, while bragging and fartizing, talking about the impact of this disaster, one or two still have palpitations. If it weren't for the fact that many old and weak women and children went to Xishan in advance, they would have been swept away by the flood before they could reach the top of the city wall.
"The important thing is that if it weren't for the construction of a pontoon bridge on the West Mountain to lead the people up the West Mountain, I am afraid that the walls of Lanting City would collapse even more, in that case, the casualties of the people of Lanting this time will far exceed the number of casualties in the past."
"It's a pity that Brother Xian is not from the government, otherwise, just one merit will be enough for you to be promoted to the third level." Hu Xiaoniang shook her head, blushing so much that she was about to catch up with the monkey's buttocks, and sighed while drinking.
"Promoted to the third level?" Duan Shaojun grinned. "In the world, the most difficult thing to mix is officialdom, if you take advantage of merit and give birth to three levels, even if you will not be beaten to death by other officials, you will be embattled, you know, Mu Xiu is in the forest, it is a dangerous officialdom."
Officialdom and the workplace are very similar, they are all indispensable for fighting for power and profit, intrigue, and bullying and flattery, while officialdom is even more exaggerated, and even dare to do anything for the sake of interests. No wonder someone once said that the dirtiest thing in the world is not beggars, not latrines, but a group of politicians who are well-dressed on the surface and behave gently.
Hearing this, Ximen Dongliang looked at Duan Shaojun with a stunned expression. "Is that an exaggeration?"
"Brother Xian's words are not an exaggeration at all." Hu Xiaoniang next to her nodded thoughtfully. "Although the younger brother has never entered the ranks, my father has turned white early, and since he became an official, he has not shown a real smile on his face for a day, alas...... Or am I so comfortable. ”
"Stinky boy, you don't have any ideals, are you going to eat and wait for your life to die?" Ximen Dongliang puffed out his chest muscles, and his face was heroic and heroic. "Husband, when you mention the third ......" I was stunned for a long time and couldn't continue.
"Three-foot Qingfeng ......," Duan Shaojun, who had a black line on his face, couldn't help but remind in a whisper.
"Yes, the eldest husband should mention the three-foot Qingfeng...... Hey, what are you doing with this? Ximen Dongliang was overjoyed, but he was so happy that he forgot all the sentences behind him.
As soon as these words came out, everyone rolled to the floor with their stomachs in their arms, and even her sister Chu Chu couldn't stand her brother being so cute and stupid, and kept slapping the floor with laughter.
"Hey, hey, hey...... What do you mean, could it be that I am still wrong? Simon said angrily.
"Brother, what the younger brother of the family said is that the eldest husband should be a three-foot Qingfeng and make an immortal reputation. You didn't even learn half of what you said, and you're embarrassed to think you're right. Chu Chu's sister rubbed her stomach that hurt from laughter and said angrily.
Ximen Dongliang grinned and almost scratched his hair into a chicken nest, and couldn't help but glare at Duan Shaojun with resentment for a long time. "I said, Brother Xian, do you want to remind you to just remind you? If you don't remind you halfway, you have to go on a business trip for your brother, and you say that you should not be punished for drinking. ”
"Yes, what Brother Simon said is very reasonable...... "Li Xuan and Hu Xiaoniang really deserve to be the evil lewdness of the brothers' two ribs and two knives, and they are coaxing on the side.
Duan Shaojun reluctantly picked up the wine cup. "Are you two brothers or not, just toast together to soothe Brother Simon's wounded heart."
Simon Dongliang grinned heartily. "The virtuous brother is worthy of being a person who is willing to stick a knife in both sides for his brother, and if you know me, you are too. You two, don't fill the wine cup yet, otherwise you will pour it directly for your brother. ”
Duan Shaojun, who had goosebumps falling to the ground, shivered, and gritted his teeth as he looked at the pillars of Ximen who were jumping up and down. Whoever knows me, you ...... That doesn't seem to be what this sentence says, right? It's chilling to say, and it's full of emotion, can you still talk well.
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Early in the morning, Duan Shaojun drank gruel with side dishes, his head was still a little dizzy, and he shook his head that was not awake from a hangover, next to him, Li Xuan's face was as white as if he had just brushed the wall with putty powder, his expression was numb, his eyes were dull, he drank two mouthfuls of gruel, he couldn't eat anymore, and sat next to him in a daze.
However, last night he was drunk and crazy and singled out a big tree, and as a result, Ximen Dongliang, who beat out a leaf on the ground, was still full of energy to eat and drink, and everyone killed a bowl of porridge, and kept educating Li Xuan that breakfast is the most important meal for people every day, of course, lunch and dinner are equally important, you must eat and drink well to have strength, no matter whether you work or fight, you can't do it without strength.
Regarding the fallacies and heresies of Ximen Dongliang, Chu Chu's sister has been able to turn a deaf ear, but Li Xuan has to endure the physical pain caused by the hangover on the one hand, and has to endure the spiritual destruction of Ximen Dongliang on the other, with that desperate expression, she is like Meng Jiangnu standing in front of the Great Wall where her husband is buried.
After eating, I was about to go to the hospital, but Ximen Dongliang was still chattering, and the Chu Chu girl finally went crazy. "Brother! Can you stop nagging, you're not uncomfortable, I'm uncomfortable. (To be continued......)