Chapter 263: Do You Look Like a Beast?
"Believe in Daoye's vicious eyes, this woman must be interesting to you. Even if you don't have a leg now, you will definitely have one in the future. Believe me, yes. Xuan Zhendao smiled darkly, like a living owl.
Hearing such a creepy laughter, the four guards of the Xu family couldn't help but stay away from this ghost-like powerful old cow nose, for fear that he would be unhappy and throw himself and others into the Qujiang River to practice swimming skills.
When I returned to the Xufu Courtyard, it was already approaching dusk. And Li Xuan finally saw Daoist Xuan Zhen again. "Why are you the Dao Chief?" Li Xuan stepped forward in surprise and asked after saluting respectfully.
"Your uncle asked me to come and take care of one or two. Saying...... Well, Childe, you're still used to staying in Jiangnan during this time, right? After Daoist Xuan Zhen touched the bridge of his nose, he actually used an honorific title.
This made everyone around look surprised, at least the guards who came back with them. I never thought that this old cow nose, whose mouth is comparable to that of a chicken coop and smells all the time, actually knows Sven.
Li Xuan nodded. "It's not bad, this Jiangnan style makes people linger very much, and I also made a talent like Brother Shaojun, this trip to Jiangnan is really worthwhile."
"That's good, anyway, you won't go out for a walk tonight, will you?" After Xuanzhen Dao became serious, he began to rub his skin uncomfortably.
"I'm not going to go out, but I've been riding a horse for half a day today, and I'm tired enough." Duan Shaojun rolled his eyelids and refused directly.
Li Xuan nodded after thinking about it. "I still don't go, anyway, there is still time to go to Yangzhou in Yangzhou. I had a sleepless night yesterday and I haven't come back to my senses today. ”
Daoist Xuan Zhen couldn't help but shake his head regretfully. Then he said obscenely, lowering his voice. "It's a shame. You two don't know, right? This is the land of fireworks in Yangzhou. But it is several times more prosperous than Lanting, and there are countless Qinglou women here...... Are you not tempted? ”
"It's impossible for a decent gentleman like me to go to that kind of place." Out of the corner of his eye, Duan Shaojun saw Xu Xiangjun and Su Su, who were sitting in the corner of the pavilion and eavesdropping on the chat here, and hurriedly put on a heroic and heroic generosity, and slapped the old prostitute with a very disdainful look, and said with a righteous and awe-inspiring manner.
"Yo ho, when did you become a gentleman?" Daoist Xuan Zhen rolled his eyelids in disdain. "When I was in Lanting County before, it was you kid who hooked Dao Ye and me to the thief ship. Why didn't you admit it? ”
Duan Shaojun said angrily. "Don't talk nonsense, it's clear that Brother Dongliang did it, and I have no choice but to do it, alas, speaking of which, the younger brother was really damaged by Brother Dongliang, but fortunately, I now regretted it in time...... Unlike you and Simon Dongliang, it's just a difficult brother. ”
"Don't give me nonsense to the Dao Master, that kid is a disciple of the Dao Master, how can he be a difficult brother."
"You both's passion for the land of fireworks in the green building. It can be said that they are not equal, this is not a difficult brother? ”
"Two. Is this useful for you? Li Xuan looked at these two Sven beasts with a smile and a smile, these two guys shirked their responsibilities and were really a set.
"Little boy of the Li family, are you going?" After Xuan Zhendao snorted, he squeezed his eyebrows at Li Xuan and said.
"Ah...... That's not necessary, right? Li Xuan wiped the cold sweat soaked out of his forehead, did he look like a beast? Why did Daoist Xuanzhen have to pull himself to the Qinglou.
I don't know if it's because I'm familiar with it or if I've dealt with Li Xuan before, and Xuanzhen Daoist has educated Li Xuanlai very righteously. "Son, don't be polite to me, your uncle and Dao Ye often did this back then, you are his junior, then naturally it is also my junior, teaching the juniors is the unshirkable responsibility of the elders......"
Duan Shaojun looked at this old man with a black line on his face, and he had to admit in his heart that it was very reasonable for Shizun to often scold this unobtrusive old whore, this guy was absolutely the shame of Zhenwu Mountain, fortunately, this Ximen Dongliang was not there, otherwise, if the two of them joined together, it would definitely be a strong combination of the patriarch of the Yellow Eel clan and the elite cadres.
If it spreads, I don't know if this old man will be furious, and the contemporary head of Zhenwu Mountain and the national teacher of the Tang Dynasty will be suppressed at the foot of Zhenwu Mountain. Perhaps, when encountering such an elder, the head of Zhenwu Mountain, who respects the teacher, can only retreat with his old face covered after thinking about it again.
Xu Xiangjun and Miss Su Su, who were eavesdropping next to them, could only have dark faces, and looked at the Xuanzhen Daoist who was still unconscious with a strange gaze, looking at their vigilant gazes, they had already regarded Xuanzhen Daoist as an old rascal to guard against.
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In the end, Li Xuan, the prince with a small face, rejected the temptation of Xuanzhen Daoist with difficulty and decided to take a good day of rest first. After all, Li Xuan, the master of the bed, was really not suitable for long-distance travel, and he could hardly close his eyes during the whole day on the ship.
For this kind of goods that recognize the bed and are prone to insomnia, Duan Shaojun expressed a certain degree of disdain in his heart.
"Recognize that the bed should be a disease, why don't you treat it well." He was embarrassed to sneak Li Xuan directly to the Qinglou to open money for himself. Therefore, after staying here and listening nonsense, after hearing Li Xuan's distress, he despised Li Xuan's low-level excuse.
"You think I want to? But I'm in Beijing, but there are many famous doctors who seek medical advice, and no one can solve this problem. Li Xuan glared at Duan Shaojun and Xuan Zhen Dao with resentment, and then said with a long sigh. And they also said that it was not a disease, and even if a doctor prescribed me a prescription to calm my nerves and replenish my brain, it would still be useless. ”
Duan Shaojun knocked on the door of his head, thought about it for a long time, and finally recalled something. The so-called recognition of the bed is a psychological problem caused by the habit of sleeping in a bed for a long time and not being used to changing to a new bed.
Psychological research has found that many people have a sense of security when they sleep in their own beds, because of the psychological effect of a lack of security caused by changing to a new bed or as long as they are not in a bed they often sleep in.
However, this psychological problem cannot be solved by treatment even in the 21st century, because it is a stubborn psychological problem that is difficult to solve.
"It's actually a bit difficult to cure this disease, but if you're just thinking about how to sleep peacefully every night, there's still a way for your brother." Duan Shaojun's eyes turned with ghostly worship, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and a good idea suddenly popped up.
"Huh? Do you really have a way?! Li Xuan was stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed in surprise.
Daoist Xuan Zhen glanced at Duan Shaojun twice, rolled his eyelids and muttered secretly, this kid must be thinking of something bad again.
Even Xu Xiangjun and Gongsun Su Su came over curiously. "This bed is said to be incurable, do you really have a way to do it?" Xu Xiangjun asked curiously.
"Of course there is a way, but I didn't say that I could cure it, just that there was a way for people who were seriously bedridden to sleep peacefully every night." Duan Shaojun is serious and authentic.
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"Boy, don't sell it, hurry up and say it so that everyone can distinguish the truth from the fake, and see if your kid is fooling people again." Daoist Xuan Zhen saw the eyes of two stunning girls who were like flowers and jade looking at Duan Shaojun, and couldn't help but pout secretly, this stinky boy, the ability to pick up girls, I am afraid that he is not inferior to his handsome and dashing young age.
Alas, this made Xuanzhen Daoist can't help but stroke his brows, his eyebrows fluttering to recall the fragrant scene when he indulged in the flowers, and from time to time let out a burst of obscene laughter, which made Duan Shaojun and the others goosebumps all over their bodies.
"Ignore that old bull's nose, you guys sit down here." Duan Shaojun squeezed Li Xuan to the side of the Xuanzhen Dao Chief, vacating two positions that were far away from the shame of the True Martial Mountain.
Xu Xiangjun held back a smile and the sweetness in his heart and pulled Gongsun Su Su to sit down. Today's performance of Duan Shaojun's wine shop on the bank of the Qujiang River has already made Xu Xiangjun see Duan Shaojun's extremely corrupt side when he eats dry vinegar, and he has already understood that he has a place in Duan Shaojun's heart.
This made Xu Xiangjun, who had been pretending to be himself, feel a lot less inferiority complex in his heart, and he was also moved by Duan Shaojun's behavior of being able to stand up in front of him desperately.
also made Xu Xiangjun feel that he must seize the opportunity and not let this bad guy go out of the palm of his hand. (To be continued......)