Taking advantage of Song Gui and Chen Sanhe's efforts to discuss countermeasures, Cui Geng had already washed his face and changed into the official uniform of the governor of Zhichong Prefecture.

Hearing Chen Sanhe's call, he immediately came out of the crowd.

Feng Changqing also changed into a heavy armor, holding a shield half a person high in his left hand and a mountain-opening axe in his right hand, following closely behind.

The reason for this appearance is mainly because he is afraid of a sneak attack by archers in the sea bandits.

In fact, he still looked down on this gang of pirates.

The ability of archery can't be achieved without two or three years of hard training, and this group of people rely on pretending to be gods to make fools and eat, how can they get such hard work?

Chen Sanhe was frightened by this black tower-like man, and subconsciously took a step back and said, "You...... Don't come here! The gentleman did not move...... Well, the poor way means that it's not easy for you to grow so big, and I don't want to hurt you. ”

Cui Genghao was amused by him, waved his hand, and said, "Chen Sanhe, don't worry, as long as the people on your side don't act rashly, my side will never make the first move." ”

After a pause, he said with a straight face: "This official is Shi Cuigeng, the governor of Zhichong Prefecture, now that you have been surrounded by officers and soldiers, you should not surrender quickly!" ”

"Those who descend will not die!"

"Those who descend will not die!"

"Those who descend will not die!"

The government soldiers behind Cui Geng had already received the order, and immediately shouted in unison.

Seeing that they were so majestic, the private soldiers of the Zhang Lin family also shouted, and for a while, the sound was like thunder, resounding in the sky!

But to Cui Geng's surprise, this group of pirates listened, not only did they not have any fear, but their expressions became a lot more relaxed.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" Chen Sanhe made a mockery again, and said with great regret: "Cui Changshi doesn't know that his death is coming, it's really pitiful!" ”

Cui Geng would be intimidated by his little tricks, and sneered: "Next, you should say that this official Yintang is black, his face is dark, his eyes are dull, and there will be a bloody disaster in the near future, right?" ”

"No, no." Chen Sanhe shook his head again and again, and said: "Cui Changshi's face is fine, but he shouldn't have collided with the master, I'm afraid I will worry about my life!" ”

Flutter~~

Cui Geng couldn't help but laugh, and said happily: "Then don't ask, this master is you Chen Sanhe?" ”

"That's nature." Although he knew that Cui Geng didn't eat this set, Chen Sanhe could only go one way to the dark, and continued to pretend to be a ghost: "Poor Dao is not an ordinary person, first has to be guided by Taishang Laojun, and then got the five major charms passed down in the dream of Master Guanyin." Together, walking on the sea is like walking on the ground, calling for the wind and rain to scatter beans into soldiers......"

"Quack!"

Before he finished selling, Cui Geng snorted angrily and punched Chang Qing with a look.

Feng Changqing immediately understood, put down his shield and giant axe, and drew his bow and arrows!

Chen Sanhe was suddenly frightened, and waved his hand again and again and shouted urgently: "Hey, Cui Er... Cui Changshi, what do you want to do? Didn't you say don't do it first? How can a dignified court official go back on his word? ”

Cui Geng said angrily: "Isn't this official still ready to do it?" However, if you don't have a doorkeeper on your lips, it's hard to say. This official is here to suppress bandits, but not to listen to your nonsense. ”

"How is this bragging?" Chen Sanhe never gave up, and continued to fool: "There is evidence for the poor road!" ”

"Oh? It's kind of interesting. Cui Gengdao, "That's good!" Can you jump into the sea for this officer now and demonstrate how walking on the sea is like walking on the ground? ”

"Uh...... It's not busy, the charm is just a small way, and virtue is the way. Poor Dao wants to show you the great virtue of Poor Dao. ”

Cui Gengle said: "Can this thing of virtue still be displayed? How to demonstrate? ”

Chen Sanhe said: "If you want to demonstrate virtue, of course, you have to use Rui Beast. The poor road has a unicorn likeness, and it still can't prove my virtue? ”

Kirin?

Rao is Cui Geng's two lives, and when he heard this, he was all blackened by thunder.

The unicorn, phoenix, dragon, and turtle are known as the four spirits and symbolize auspiciousness and beauty. However, it is known that except for the turtle, the other three spirits only exist in legends.

Where did Chen Sanhe make a unicorn? Your sister, this thing is just a legend, okay?

Damn it! Is it true that Brother Na has never seen the world?

Chen Sanhe saw that Cui Geng was speechless, and mistakenly thought that he had shocked the other party, and said with a slight smugness: "What? Cui Changshi doesn't believe it? It's okay, apprentice, take our unicorn out! ”

"Yes!"

Qin Li agreed and ran back to the antique sailboat.

In a few moments, a tall animal was led out.

No wonder Chen Sanhe must use that antique sailing boat, ordinary ships really can't carry this behemoth.

But I saw that it had four legs, the first two feet were nine feet high, and the hind feet were six feet, and the head was raised and the neck was one foot and six feet long, and the head was high and the back was low, so that it could not ride. There are two horns on the head and ears, the body of an oxtail deer, and three hooves.

As soon as this thing came out, except for Cui Geng and the gang of pirates, everyone was shocked!

Even with Feng Changqing's unrelenting temperament, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva secretly, and said in a low voice: "I'm afraid this thing is really a unicorn, this kid surnamed Chen is really a bit of a Taoist!" Cui Changshi, you stand behind me, and when he has any demon spells, let the humble position take the top first. Anyway, I have nothing to worry about, and I have a bad life. ”

As for those government soldiers, they were even more unbearable, and there were bursts of commotion, if it weren't for Guo Ke's strict management of the army, I am afraid that they would have dispersed in a hurry.

Chen Sanhe was even more triumphant, and said: "Xu Shen of the Han Dynasty said in "Shuo Wen Jie Zi" that Qi, benevolence and favor, the corner of the dragon's tail on the elk; 麐, 牝麒也. Cui Changshi, take a closer look, is this thing the same as Xu Shen said! ”

Song Gui even took the opportunity to fake the tiger's might, and said: "Cui Erlang, why don't you worship when you see Rui Beast?" Do you really want Master Chen to be angry, rain down thousands of thunders, and burn all the jade? ”

"Huh? Hahaha~~ I'll go to your sister's, Chen Sanhe, you can really fix it! ”

To everyone's surprise, Cui Gengzhi leaned forward and folded.

It's a real laugh, not a pretense!

I only heard Cui Geng say: "What should I be?" Is this a unicorn? What a blind eye! ”

Song Gui was unconvinced: "You said this is not a unicorn, what is it?" ”

Of course, Cui Geng hadn't seen this thing before, but he had seen a lot of it in that ridiculous dream, and it was a giraffe!

I have to say that the appearance of the giraffe is very similar to the unicorn recorded in the history books.

According to historical records, during the Ming Dynasty, there were envoys from Mangala (that is, later Bengal) who offered a tribute "Qilin".

At that time, it was the reign of Ming Chengzu, and this Ming Chengzu Zhu Di created his own nephew's rebellion, so he won the honor of the Ninth Five-Year Plan. So he has a problem with Wu Zetian, because he is not in the right position, so he likes Xiangrui the most.

Although he knew that this so-called "unicorn" was very strange, he still pinched his nose and recognized it, and asked people to draw a picture of the unicorn.

Under Chinese influence, until hundreds of years later, the Fuso people still called the giraffe the unicorn.

But no matter how much you change your name or surname, you can't change the fact that giraffes are neither rare nor powerful.

Cui Geng shook his spirits and said loudly: "Everyone, listen, the name of this thing is called giraffe, which is native to Africa, and its name is "Zulafa". Perhaps a small state got this thing from Africa, crossed the ocean, and came to our Great Zhou to sell it, but it fell into the hands of these pirates. But in any case, this thing is not a unicorn. ”

When Chen Sanhe heard this, he couldn't help but feel a sinking in his heart - not good! He even knew where it came from?

I don't know how Cui Erlang's head grows, he is so knowledgeable, he knows the origin of the giraffe better than himself, and he is still a fart!

However, he still had a hint of luck and said, "Cui Erlang, you don't respect the Rui Beast, you will be punished!" Brothers of the government soldiers on the other side, don't listen to him, once you disobey the Rui Beast, you will be thundered in the sky, and there will be no place to bury you! ”

As he spoke, he glanced at his eldest apprentice, Wang Yuan.

The master and apprentice had already cooperated very skillfully, and Wang Yuan immediately took out a round thing wrapped in silk.

Feng Changqing knew that this grandson had bad intentions, so he stretched out his bow and arrows, and shouted: "Don't move!" Move, watch your head! ”

Chen Sanhe hurriedly shouted: "Isn't Cui Changshi not believing in the virtues of the poor way? In addition to the Qilin, the Poor Dao also has the Innate Fa. ”

Cui Geng knew that he still had to pretend to be a ghost, and sneered: "This is the innate Fa-rectification you want to demonstrate?" No need, the official is tired of seeing it. Now this official counts three times in a row, if you don't surrender, we will meet each other! ”

Chen Sanhe has too many eccentricities, although they are all charlatans, but it is inevitable that the morale of the government soldiers will not be shaken, so Cui Geng decided to cut the mess quickly.

"One!"

Although the soldiers were almost fooled by Chen Sanhe just now, Cui Geng said it so conclusively just now that they couldn't help but believe it. Besides, what if it's a Kirin? His own life is not as valuable as Cui Changshi, right? Those who are officials are not afraid, what are they afraid of?

Therefore, as soon as Cui Geng's words landed, the soldiers had already bowed their knives out of their sheaths, exhaled and said, "Kill!" ”

"Two!"

"Kill!"

"Three!"

"I surrender!"

Puff~~

Before the third "kill" of the government soldiers was shouted, Chen Sanhe had already knelt without hesitation! At the same time, the apprentices behind him also knelt on the ground with a snort.

That's why they didn't panic just now, didn't they say that "those who descend will not die"? It's a big deal, everyone just surrenders.

Only Song Gui stands out from the crowd.

He exclaimed, "Master Chen, what are you kneeling for?" What about your five major spells? Do you call the wind and rain and scatter beans into soldiers? Hurry up and summon the thunder to slash them to death! ”

"What a!" Chen Sanhe scolded bitterly: "You mallet! If I really know how to spell, I'll get you pig's brain out of the crack! ”

Cui Geng laughed and said, "Song Gui, Chen Sanhe is unreliable. If you don't want to die, why don't you talk about Wu Liangju's conspiracy quickly! ”

"What kind of conspiracy? How did the old man not know? ”

Suddenly, an angry voice came, saying, "Cui Erlang, it's all at this time, why are you still thinking about the grievances with Wu Liangju?" You are really open-minded and narrow-minded, which disappoints the old man too much! ”

Cui Geng turned his head to look, and from afar to closer, it was Feng Pu, the assassin of Quanzhou, who was talking from afar.

Why did he get here?

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