As the saying goes, if you step on dog poop, if you want to get rid of the smell, you need to wipe your shoes thoroughly.

Then when it comes to Wang Ruiyue Kefu, how should Hou Sizhi get out of trouble and avoid trouble?

In Hou Sizhi's view, it is not only the severance of relations between the two parties, but also the complete disappearance of gossip and scandals.

Therefore, the best way now is to finish the errand in Lingnan and then return to Chang'an City.

At that time, the two sides are thousands of miles apart, so naturally there will be no scandals.

The sooner this matter is, the better, otherwise Wang Ruiyue's Kefu life is too strong, and when the catastrophe is really triggered, it will be too late to regret it.

The more Hou Sizhi thought about it, the more he thought about it, and respectfully sent the little monk Huiming out of the yamen to depose the envoy.

Since he doesn't have any crooked thoughts about Wang Ruiyue, he doesn't want to embarrass Cui Erlang, the new officialdom star of Lingnan Dao.

So, he changed his face again, personally went to the yamen to clean up the government, and called Cui Geng a brother, and asked him to help push off the marriage again.

In order to show his heart and sincerity, he no longer supported Jia Renyi's case, and interrogated Jia Renyi overnight.

……

Under the lobby, the improvised torture instruments were placed.

This is a classic torture tool researched by the cool officials of the Tang Dynasty: one is called a hundred veins; Second, he couldn't breathe; Three said that the ground roared suddenly; Fourth, it is said that it is inherited; Fifth, it is said that the soul is lost; Sixth, it is said that the truth is the same as the opposite; Seven is true; Eight dead pigs are worried; Nine said to seek death; Ten days to break the house.

There is no need to really use the punishment, as soon as Hou Sizhi introduced the fourth torture tool, Jia Renyi obediently told him in detail about the collusion between himself and Pan Wendi.

A few days later, the official document of the imperial court about Wu Sanzhong also came down at the right time. Hou Sizhi asked for two prisoner carts from the Guangzhou Assassin Shi Yamen, loaded Jia Renyi and Wu Sanzhong into them, and escorted the two prisoners back to Chang'an City with his own guards.

As for Liang Bo, I'm sorry, his rank is only Captain Guoyi, and he is less than five grades, so there is no need to worry about the bigwigs in the court.

Hou Sizhi directly dismissed his official and ordered someone to be imprisoned in the prison of the Assassin Shi Yamen in Guangzhou.

As long as the criminal department can ask for beheading after the autumn, it is nothing more than a matter of procedure.

At this point, Hou Sizhi and his line on Lingnan Road came to an end and returned to Chang'an.

……

As for the little monk Huiming, who went on a trip to depose the envoy Yamen, he "transformed" 200,000 yuan into a fortune, and his reputation in Guangzhou City rose to a higher level for a while.

Soon, his fame spread all over Lingnan, and even spread to the whole country, more than Cui Geng, the limelight of Cui Qingtian in Lingnan.

Those who were familiar with the inside story soon couldn't suppress their curiosity and asked Cui Geng to reveal the secrets of these three spells.

After Hou Sizhi returned to Chang'an, it was not so easy to come back, after all, the main job of serving the imperial history was to supervise the court officials, so Cui Geng did not plan to continue to hide, and popularized a few "miracles" of the little monk to the people around him one by one.

The principle of the "Bigu" of the little monk who went on a hunger strike for several days and did not die is very simple, since he is a monk, it is a matter of course to carry a rosary around his neck.

The rosary around the neck of the monk Huiming is made of the best ginseng and beef, and he eats two secretly every day, barely starving to death. On the fifth day, it is certain that I will be hungry, but there will definitely be no problems mentally.

The so-called Rulai Divine Palm performed in front of Hou Sizhi was that Cui Geng asked the little monk to dip his hands with flour and yellow phosphorus in advance, rubbing his hands hard, and the yellow phosphorus spontaneously combusted, and he was protected by flour but would not burn his hands.

As for the principle of the true fire of Buddhism's samadhi, it is not complicated, this rope has been soaked in brine beforehand, and the flame can burn off the rope itself, but it cannot burn the various salts that the rope absorbs from the brine. So even if it's burned, the rope won't break.

These are all those little tricks on the rivers and lakes that pretend to be ghosts, in the absurd dream Cui Geng has seen the popular science people crack them one by one, the mysteries and tricks of these little tricks are collectively called chemical principles in the dream!

……

……

After listening to this, everyone praised the magic.

But Song Genhai couldn't help but scratch his head, bared his teeth and smiled: "I see that this Hou Sizhi is a veritable big straw bag, I can't find such a simple trick, hehe, I deserve to be played around by you!" ”

Cui Geng smiled and said nothing.

"Hmph. Simple? ”

Chen Sanhe couldn't help but let out a sneer, and said, "Such a simple matter, if it hadn't been explained by Cui Yushi, it is estimated that you haven't figured it out until now, right?" There are also Chen County Orders who were present, Mr. Zhou, and Feng Guards, which of them can see through the tricks and principles in advance? Isn't the big guy a bunch of straw bales? Team Song, let me tell you, although these things seem to be a layer of window paper, but no one points out, you can't break it for the rest of your life. ”

This time, it wasn't that Chen Sanhe was deliberately cursing up with Cui Geng and making a big deal of sycophancy, what he did state was a fact.

This kind of deception was still popular in the Qing Dynasty thousands of years later, and I don't know how many people were deceived. Now it is used to deceive the illiterate Hou Sizhi, which is a bit of a "big talent and a little use".

Song Genhai was just so arrogant, but he didn't mean to be honest with Chen Sanhe, so he hurriedly followed his words and patted Cui Geng's sycophant, and said: "My family is talented, I already knew this, and I still use your old god stick to remind me?" Have you been with the adults for a long time, or have I followed my adults for a long time? Sigh ......"

After slapping the sycophants hard, Song Genhai subconsciously glanced around, and said mysteriously: "Now that Hou Sizhi is leaving, it can be regarded as a great good thing for us!" ”

Feng Changqing sneered and said with a big grin: "Isn't this? This dog is gone, who is unhappy in the entire Lingnan Road? ”

"Feng Guard, you don't understand what I mean!"

Song Genhai bared his teeth and said: "You think, it turns out that there are two imperial envoys in Lingnan Province, one is Wu Sanzhong, the pacification envoy of Lingnan Province, and the other is our lord, the political envoy of Lingnan Province, and later Hou Sizhi, the deposed envoy of Lingnan Province. But now, one has become a prisoner, and the other has returned to Chang'an to report on his work, isn't it our adults who are the most powerful in the entire Lingnan Province now? ”

"Huh...... What a reason! Feng Changqing looked at Cui Geng.

"Hey, hey, hey, pay attention to the occasion when you speak, Brother Ziang, this Nanhai County Order, in terms of rank, should be the sixth grade, but it can be above the seventh grade of me, the political envoy of Lingnan Dao!" Cui Geng glared at Song Genhai angrily.

Chen Ziang shrugged his shoulders and smiled without saying a word, he was already surprised by Song Genhai's big mouth.

Song Genhai grinned and said: "Chen County's order is our own person, otherwise I would have said this in front of him." ”

Indeed, Chen Ziang's current relationship with Cui Geng was first a colleague of the county government, and after this concerted effort and cooperation in Guangzhou City, the friendship and relationship between the two are increasing day by day. Even if you say these things, you don't need to go behind your back to say them.

However, Cui Geng still shook his head and said: "You take it for granted, this official, the political envoy of Lingnan Province, will not be able to work for long, and the one-year term will expire in two months, and he will have to step down at that time." ”

"It's done in two months, and I have the right not to expire." Song Genhai persuaded: "From the point of view of humble duties, it is better for adults to use these two months to do everything they want to do." ”

duan~

Cui Geng gave Song Genhai a violent shudder, and scolded angrily: "So you are waiting for the official here? Hmph, I'm afraid it's your Song Genhai's little Jiujiu who fights too much, so he's in a hurry, right? I'll tell you again today, my Cui family is not bad for those three melons and two dates, so this official is not corrupt, and he does not accept bribes, and there is nothing to do...... Hey? You say that, damn it, there really is! ”

Suddenly, Cui Geng thought of his Jufenglong Silver Number, how could he forget the stubble of Wu Gongli of Tianshun Qianzhuang?

thought that Wu Liangju wanted to use fake money tickets to gather Fenglong, but Wu Gongli, the shopkeeper of Tianshun Qianzhuang, took the initiative to defect and become his own undercover agent.

In order to thank him, he promised to let Tianshun Qianzhuang join the way and merge into the Jufenglong Silver Account.

Later, I even planned to expand this franchise method.

But finally waited until Wu Liangju died, and had to fight against Wu Sanzhong, and after the fight, Wu Sanzhong had Hou Sizhi, and this plan was shelved.

Now that I finally have free time, do you hurry up and handle this matter? Otherwise, I'm too sorry for Wu Gongli, after all, people really turned against each other and helped themselves!

Now he is the only provincial-level official in Lingnan Province, although he is not even as good as a county magistrate in terms of rank, but the power of the political envoy is there, isn't it? If the local officials of the entire Lingnan Province don't want to be written down by themselves and make a small report, who will save their face? If you can open the semicolon of Jufenglong Silver all over Lingnan within two months, it can be regarded as a key leap!

In the future, even if Jufenglong is not one of the best money banks in the world, it can at least rank among the top ten.

How could you miss such a great opportunity?

The more Cui Geng thought about it, the more excited he became, since the matter in Guangzhou, it was time to leave.

Without further ado, he didn't even bring a guard of honor, so he asked people to prepare horses and people, and quickly whipped up the horses, ready to set off to return to Qingyuan.

A few days later, Cui Geng and his entourage arrived in Qingyuan, and he came to Jufenglong Silver for the first time.

Today is very rare, the cheap father-in-law Cao Tianjiao didn't go to fool around with fox friends and dogs, but greeted the guests at the counter.

"Lao Cao, are you busy?" Cui Geng greeted as soon as he entered the silver number, "What about Miss Yuechan?" But upstairs? ”

Cao Tianjiao turned around when he heard this, and when he saw Cui Geng suddenly appear, he was slightly stunned at first, and then snorted coldly in his nostrils, pulled up a stinky face as if he owed him hundreds of dollars, and said in a strange voice: "Hey, isn't this the famous and majestic Cui Yushi in Lingnan?" The grass people have seen Cui Yushi! ”

Saying that, I really have to bow down and bow down!

I'm rubbing, this old Cao is a demon? Weird!

Seeing this, Cui Geng hurriedly stepped forward to hold him and scolded gently: "Lao Cao, what are you doing here?" Do we still want this? ”

Cao Tianjiao still said strangely: "It turned out that I didn't want this, but now it's exciting." Who are you? Lingnan Provincial Political Envoy Cui Qingtian! Although your character is not good, our Cao family is a family of ordinary people, and they have no power or power, how can you see Lord Cui and not worship? ”

What does it mean to have a bad character?

Cui Geng could hear that there was something in this old thing's words, and said, "Don't hide what we talk to each other." If you have something to say, where do I have a bad character? ”

"You ......" Cao Tianjiao opened his mouth, but finally didn't say anything, and snorted: "You know it in your own heart!" ”

"I don't know, if you want to tell me a ...... today"

Bang dang~~

At this moment, the door on the second floor opened, and Cao Yuechan's pretty little face was full of frost, and she said coldly: "Cui Erlang, if you come to me, then don't be angry with my father, come upstairs!" ”

Hey, this little girl's skin is also a nose, not a nose, and a face is not a face!

Cui Geng found that the attitude of the father and daughter was more wrong than the other, what was going on?

Suspicious, he stepped upstairs.

As soon as she sat down, Cao Yuechan got straight to the point and said, "I don't know if Cui Yushi came here today for official business?" Or is it for private matters? ”

"Hey...... Can you father and daughter not be so yin and yang? Cui Geng finally couldn't help but get angry, "What do you say about business?" What about private matters? ”

"If it's a business matter, Erlang, please talk about it in person. Is it a private matter...... Hehe, Cui Yushi, the two of us don't have anything to talk about? ”

This is even more bizarre.

official business, it is called Cui Erlang. Private matter, but it is called Cui Yushi, isn't this the other way around?

Cao Xiaoniangpi is completely rejecting the rhythm of thousands of miles away!

But under the frost and cold, Cao Xiaoniang's skin is a different kind of beauty!

Cui Geng couldn't help but smile, and said: "Yuechan, can we not talk like this, it's weird and tired, let's not talk about anything else...... We have a marriage contract, I have been out in the wind and rain for such a long time, running around and tired, and finally come back from afar, can't you smile more at me and say more soft words? ”

"Engagement?"

The corners of Cao Yuechan's eyebrows raised slightly, snorted, and said, "Cui Yushi has a marriage contract with the concubine?" You're not mistaken, right? How did I hear that you have a marriage contract with the little lady Lu of the Sima family in Chaozhou? Didn't you Cui Yushimo have to carry two marriage contracts and take advantage of the two families, right? ”

Hmm, this has a vinegar smell~~

Cui Geng came back to his senses, and suddenly realized the sudden change in the attitude of the two masters, and hurriedly explained: "Yuechan, you misunderstood, the matter between me and Chaozhou Sima's daughter, there is no one to mention it, but someone is spreading it nonsense." You don't believe this kind of rumor, right? ”

The sentence "show off the wisdom of the middle" made Cao Yuechan's heart feel more comfortable. But her mouth was still unforgiving, "Hmph, show off Huizhong? The little girl can't afford it. My family knows about my family's affairs, and this girl is a stupid girl, otherwise how dare you lie to me with your eyes open, right? Cui Feijiang? ”

"General Cui Fei?" Cui Geng was stunned, "You gave me a new nickname?" What's the source? ”

Cao Yuechan said sarcastically: "In the Qin period, the bright moon and the Han period, the Long March has not been returned, and Lu Chengfei will not teach Hu Ma to do Yin Mountain." Isn't this your marriage poem? It's rumored outside that you're Cui Feijiang, what's the matter? Manly husband, do you dare to do it? ”

Good guy, that's where it comes from!

"Yuechan, you really wronged me in this matter!"

Cui Geng hurriedly explained what happened when he went to Lu Xiong's mansion, and repeatedly emphasized that Lu Lihua's maid came to invite a love poem that day, and he just made this marching poem, just to block the mouths of the people, so that those who chew their tongues and spread rumors do not think about the love of their children.

It's a good thing, someone still holds this military poem and makes a big fuss about him and the little lady of the Lu family!

After tearing it down, he finally said: "Yuechan, you are a close disciple of the old man of the local Confucian Tong, that is definitely a university question, you are a famous talented woman in Qingyuan City, will you be able to taste this is a simple military poem?" How can there be a marching poem in this world to make a poem? If you think about it, isn't this the reason? ”

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