Chapter 634: Duan, the Father of Postmodern Art

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It's okay to have blue eyes, but you have to be reserved, right? How can you do such a thing as calling a big man into a carriage......

It's a pity that the embroidery girl didn't dare to say all the thoughts in her heart, so she could only hold it in her heart.

Duan Shaojun saw the thick cashmere carpet in the carriage, thought about it, directly picked up the boots on his feet, and put them in front of the carriage, and then stepped into the carriage and sat down. This made the embroidery lady who was sitting at the front of the carriage even darker, and glared at Duan Dagongzi stupidly, but unfortunately the goods had slipped into the carriage.

Li Youwen lifted the kettle resting on the special small iron stove and filled Duan Shaojun with an iron cup of tea. The kettle and cup are also made of iron, which can be fixed to the small iron stove, which is of course not used for heating at this time, but mainly for boiling water and making tea.

"It seems that His Highness's tea-making skills are getting more and more sophisticated." Duan Shaojun took the tea and took a sip, and couldn't help but praise. Well, it's very insincere, Li Youwen's tea-making skills, let alone comparing with him, can't even match half of the embroidery girl's level. But after all, it is progress, as a gentleman, Duan will naturally not point out that the tea brewed by the beauty does not taste good, if it is so stupid, next time will he have the opportunity to board the car to enjoy such a service?

Sure enough, after hearing Duan Shaojun's praise, the smile on Li Youwen's face added three points, and the joy in the corners of her eyebrows and eyes couldn't be concealed no matter how much she could hide it. Sitting in the carriage, drinking tea, chatting without a word, enjoying the scenery outside the window.

It's a pity that all the people who look at it are the grassland, cattle and sheep, or those Qihu iron horsemen who show off their might. After seeing a lot of effort, Duan Shaojun yawned in boredom. turned his head, but saw Li Youwen's gaze still staring into the distance.

"Why do I think Your Highness, you seem to be nostalgic for everything here?" Duan Shaojun couldn't help but ask the doubts in his heart.

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Li Youwen's gaze fell on the gently fluttering clouds in the distant sky, and she sighed leisurely. "Don't you think everything here seems so loose and free?"

"Your Highness, don't forget, this is a Qihu, and my Tang Dynasty is an undying Qihu. If you really like it, then after the Tang Dynasty occupies this place in the future, you can of course often go to this area to enjoy the grassland scenery. Duan Shaojun glanced at Li Youwen, nodded thoughtfully, and said in a joking tone.

"Occupy here?" Li Youwen looked at Duan Shaojun with an expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling. "Dreaming is not what you do. Since the unification of China, countless generations of emperors have wanted to conquer this grassland so that it will no longer become a hostile force in China. However, all this is just in vain, whether it is Han Wu or Wei Wu, although they conquer the grassland again and again. However, there is no way to allow the Central Plains and the grassland to maintain long-term peaceful coexistence, do you know what the reason is? ”

"What is the reason?" Duan Shaojun asked with some curiosity.

Li Youwen struggled with her hands, and said helplessly: "I don't know, but I know at least one thing, this grassland, even if I conquer Datang, will become my Datang's enemy in a few decades." ”

Li Youwen's answer made Duan Dagongzi's face black, and he thought that this woman had some new ideas or new ideas, but it turned out that there was nothing, just a bunch of nonsense without nutrition.

"Hey, what's that look on your face?" Li Youwen said that, when she saw the expression on Duan Shaojun's face, she suddenly became furious, and her willow eyebrows stood up and scolded angrily.

"What's wrong with me?" But what Duan Dagongzi said was inexplicable.

"Why are you looking at me with a very contemptuous expression, what's the matter, what is the best way to govern the country that can make my Tang Dynasty long-term peace and stability?" Li Youwen wrinkled her nose cutely, and said with a displeased face, what she hates most is that this guy always likes to pretend to look like everything in the world is like a floating cloud in my eyes. It's as if nothing in the world can be difficult for him.

This guy's appearance, in the eyes of General Li, looks so arrogant and exaggerated, which makes General Li very unhappy, but Li Youwen completely forgot that since he met Duan Shaojun, there really seems to be nothing that can be difficult for him.

"Actually, this grassland, if you say that it is indeed difficult to conquer these nomads who are free and loose by nature. But if you want to control the whole prairie, it's much simpler. Duan Shaojun touched his chin, with a fortune-telling stick posture, and Li Youwen pouted.

"Fool you, and control the entire prairie. Presumably, your solution is to control one part of the grassland forces and attack the other part of the grassland, right? This kind of trick, since ancient times, I don't know how many emperors have used this trick, but at most, it can be exchanged for a moment of peace. Li Youwen filled herself with a cup of tea and said leisurely.

Duan Shaojun said unhurriedly: "Control one tribe, support them, and then let them deal with other grassland tribes...... Such a method can only have a temporary effect. When the supported tribe grows to a certain extent, their ambition will naturally grow with the growth of strength, and at that time, they will naturally try to get rid of the fate of being controlled, and instead unite those steppe tribes that have become weak, and concentrate against the Central Plains. Am I right? ”

"Yes, that's the truth." Li Youwen listened, nodded in agreement, and glanced at Duan Shaojun a few more times, indeed, his analysis was very reasonable, and it can be said that it was meticulous. Although everyone knew that there would be such an outcome, they knew that this method would only ensure temporary peace, so they had to do it. At least, it is much better than letting the grassland, which has always been united, see the Central Plains all the time. ”

"Although the words are good, in fact, dealing with the grassland, it is not necessary to support anyone, and then to deal with whom, in fact, in my opinion. The best way to deal with these nomads, who lack almost all the means of life except for cattle and sheep, is not war, but another form of war. The corners of Duan Shaojun's mouth were crooked, and the smile that was not inferior to the sunshine instantly became ghostly.

It's like the translator hiding behind Taijun, as insidious as he is. Seeing such an expression, Li Youwen felt uncomfortable, subconsciously moved her neck, and glared at Duan Shaojun, who was deliberately pretending to have such a nasty expression. "Can you please refrain from showing such an expression, don't you feel obscene yourself?"

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"What? My expression is obscene? I bother you to see whether it will work or not, this is called a successful smile with no last resort. Duan Shaojun, who had been laughing for a long time, almost lost his breath and crooked his nose, this woman couldn't speak. This son is so handsome and has such a sunny smile, even if he is a talent, it should at least be called a confident smile, but this girl actually says what is obscene, it is simply slander.

"Okay, okay, successful smile. , all laugh like you, tsk ......" Li Youwen shook her head with a smile on her face.

Duan Shaojun is so angry, think about it, forget it, don't worry about this woman, the main thing is that you don't care. It's better to hum a little song and drink tea to watch the scenery to be refreshed, how beautiful the world is, the air is so fresh, and even the cow dung in the distance has a postmodern art style.

If Duan Shaojun, a master of art, were to name this work, then Duan Shaojun would definitely name this masterpiece of modern art with a back-to-basics name: the heavy burden abandoned by an old cow.

Tsk, maybe it can be listed in the museum collection with the treasures in modern art, it is best to put it together with the urinal of Duchamp, the father of Western postmodern art, so that people can understand that such a big lump can't be put into the urinal, how can you get another urinal to put that piece, what is this called, it's convenient with people, wahahaha......

Duan Shaojun looked at the cow dung that gradually disappeared from sight, and while thinking, he grinned with joy, seeing that Li Youwen's scalp almost exploded. "Hey, I said what kind of nerves do you have, what are you laughing at by yourself stupidly?"

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