Chapter 10 Am I Blind?
Eating a chicken leg and chewing on crunchy sweet cucumbers and lettuce, really, don't be too chic on such a day. But after seeing that Ximen Chuchu was very ladylike and quickly ate half of a whole chicken, Duan Shaojun had to express a certain degree of admiration for Ximen Chuchu's appetite.
"It's delicious, you really didn't lie to me." It seemed that he felt that he was eating too fast, so he put down his chopsticks and wiped the grease stains on the corners of his mouth with some embarrassment.
"Is my character so unbearable in your eyes?" Duan Shaojun angrily threw the cucumber butt in his hand aside.
"Hmph, you're a bad guy, my maid is still wrong, you really don't ......" Ximen Chuchu first glanced at the servant who was feasting not far away, then lowered his voice and said angrily, and glared at Duan Shaojun very murderously, and his cute and beautiful eyes widened the whites of his eyes.
"Not really." Duan Shaojun's head shook resolutely. "I am also a righteous person, I help my grandmother cross the road on weekdays, and I will hand over every penny I pick up to the police, how can I play hooligan when I save people?"
"It's really a gentleman, what he says is messy, his face is hypocritical, hum, I want to believe you and I'm stupid." Simon Chuchu didn't understand what a police officer was, and in her heart she definitely thought that this bad guy must be talking nonsense.
"Alas, that's why the ancients said that people of high character are often misunderstood by people of the world." Duan Shaojun ripped off another chicken wing, sniffing the tempting fragrance and sighing faintly.
“…… It's so thick-skinned! Ximen Chuchu gritted his teeth and muttered quietly. But he secretly glanced at Duan Shaojun, quickly lowered his head, and poked the chopsticks in his hand at the chicken, as if the chicken looked like Duan Shaojun's handsome face that always liked to have a bad smile.
Under the cruel social competition mechanism of the 21 st century, people who are not thick-skinned can only do nothing, not only must be thick-skinned, but also learn the ability to see people and talk about people, and talk nonsense when they see ghosts. More importantly, you have to lower your discipline and morality to the same level as those customers, so that they think that they are such people, so that they can have a common language and be easy to communicate.
In the past, it was always said that people in capitalist society eat people, but what difference can there be in the social environment in which they live?
Fortunately, I have crossed, and people at this time have to pay attention to what etiquette, righteousness and shame, and I think that I should be able to survive better.
When I opened my eyes, it was already early morning, and outside the window, there was a cheerful birdsong, and the sunlight shone into the room through the tulle on the window lattice, like pillars of light, reflecting on the wooden wall where the ink paintings were hung.
After getting out of bed, after washing hastily, I pushed open the door, and saw a food box in front of the porch outside the door.
With side dishes, drinking fragrant rice porridge, and eating steamed buns, Duan Shaojun's heart was warm. Ximen Chuchu's smile and anger look, and the cute and cute gluttony when he saw the food. Duan Shaojun's mood couldn't help but feel a little better, it seemed that although the little girl misunderstood herself, her heart was not bad after all, for fear that she would be hungry, and she carefully asked people to bring breakfast.
This made Duan Shaojun's little resentment towards Ximen Chuchu in his heart almost disappear completely, of course, if Ximen Chuchu did not collect his own rent, Duan Shaojun felt that Ximen Chuchu was a virtuous and virtuous lady, a gentleman and a good beauty.
Tasting breakfast, Duan Shaojun began to think about how to make money, he knows medical skills, but he doesn't know Chinese medicine, in this era when there are no antibiotics and no shadowless lights, don't think about getting ahead in medical skills.
Of course, after all, he is a person from the future, with thousands of years of knowledge essence, no matter what, he can figure out a suitable way to survive.
Satisfied, I was about to put down the dishes and chopsticks, when I heard the sound of light footsteps, a light blue suit that fit properly, and Ximen Chuchu, who was wearing a sword hanging from his waist, appeared outside the courtyard gate, and even the Yahuan Xunxiang next to him was dressed as a small girl.
Duan Shaojun couldn't help but be stunned, to be honest, Ximen Chuchu of women's clothing is definitely smart, and although he is only sixteen or seventeen years old, his development is really ganggang, and his height must be almost one meter seven or so, especially after wearing such a relatively close-fitting clothes. The convex convex, the warped, every hand and pitcher are full of three points of charm, seven points of youth and vitality of the stunning woman.
But after pretending to be a man, what should be warped is still warped, and what should be convex is still convex, except for most of the buns caged under the hat, and deliberately taking a heroic step, she is still a beautiful and delicious beauty at all.
Seeing Duan Shaojun staring at himself in a daze, Ximen Chuchu couldn't help but be secretly complacent about his disguise, and walked up to Duan Shaojun in a big way, and then learned from the man, and said in a thick voice: "This son is invited, I don't know if the master of the house is there?" ”
With a bang, the lacquered bowl and chopsticks in Duan Shaojun's hands all fell to the floor. Looking at Ximen Chuchu's towering chest that had his Hu clothes crumbled tightly, as if he had carried two rabbits, Duan Shaojun twitched the corners of his mouth, swallowed his saliva hard, and said sadly: "You came to test whether I was blind due to food poisoning last night, right?" ”
Ximen Chuchu and Yahuan Xunxiang looked confused, and there were big question marks floating on their heads. "What do you mean by that?" Ximen Chuchu even forgot to speak in a thick voice, and his voice was as crisp as a yellow warbler.
"Although I don't dare to say that my eyes are like torches, I can still distinguish male and female. So, Miss should understand, right? Duan Shaojun looked at Ximen Chuchu's slender S-shaped figure, and said the truth with some reluctance.
"So easy to see through? How is this possible. Obviously, this girl is wearing this in the county office, but she has deceived the eyes of many people. Ximen Chuchu looked at himself again in disbelief, and after looking at Xiao Xunxiang, who also had an exaggerated expression, he couldn't help but say dejectedly.
They shouldn't be blind, but for the sake of your father's salary, they will accompany you, the young lady.
"Miss, don't worry about these details, don't you know what will happen here?" Duan Shaojun waved his hand, saving this girl from asking how she saw her flaws, a sincere person like herself would definitely tell the truth, and in that case, she would definitely be treated as a hooligan by this young lady.
"Can't you come over if you're okay? This is my home. Being exposed at a glance, Ximen Chuchu, who was in a very depressed mood, pouted depressedly and said. This delicate and cute appearance, if it is really placed on a man's body, it will definitely make Duan Shaojun fall goosebumps.
"Duan Gongzi, it's a good day today, I'll accompany you to buy some clothes that fit, look at you, you are not a monk, but you are wearing monk's clothes." Walking to the porch, looking at the robe that Duan Shaojun was wearing, Ximen Chuchu couldn't help but wrinkle his cute nose slightly.
Duan Shaojun couldn't help but be overjoyed, but when he thought that all his belongings were not enough for ten taels of silver, he suddenly lost interest. "I want to too, but now the poor people almost want to use this robe, so how can they have any money to buy clothes?"
Ximen Chuchu looked at Duan Shaojun with a slight sideways face, and after a little hesitation, he said: "That's it, I'll pay for it for you first, and then pay me back when you have money in the future, how about it?" ”
"If that's the case, thank you so much, Miss." Duan Shaojun thought about it, since he was not an old man's dream, it was impossible for him to pretend to be a monk and be abducted, it was better to dress normally, at least like the Hu Yi worn by Ximen Chuchu, it felt very good, although it was still not as simple as the clothes of later generations, but it was far more acceptable than the long robe with big sleeves.