Chapter 520: Erlang can spoil the fun

Zhang Changzong pointed to a large iron cage and said, "Everyone, please see, there is a chicken in here." Later, someone will put the iron cage next to the campfire. The chicken couldn't stand it and was very thirsty, so he went to drink the five-flavor juice in the copper basin next to it. When it's almost finished, bring the cage closer to the campfire. After the chicken is roasted, it will keep running inside, and it won't take long for it to be cooked. At this time, the flavor of the five-flavor sauce has traveled all over the chicken's body, and it is really delicious, so you should not miss it! ”

Someone said, "And what about donkeys and sheep?" Is it also handled according to this?

Zhang Changzong said: "Of course. It's just that the donkey and the sheep are relatively large, and I'm afraid that they won't be cooked for a while, so everyone will have to wait a while. ”

Zhang Yizhi answered: "How is it? Is it true that our brother's method does not cost much money, and the food made is unusually delicious? To be honest, if it weren't for my mother's wedding, we wouldn't have put so much thought into it. ”

This method is really ingenious, and many people are really interested.

Some people even figured out what Erzhang meant, and began to praise Erzhang's filial piety, saying that Wei Azang could have such two sons, and it was a blessing to deliberately come up with novel dishes for her marriage.

Wei Azang relieved his depression a little and smiled a little.

Although Zhang Changzong's way of eating is a little cruel, it is really nothing compared to things such as "monkey head", "three squeaks", "drunk shrimp", "live donkey" and so on.

If that's all there is to it, no one will be embarrassed by him.

However, Zhang Changzong saw that Cui Geng's table was silent, and began to die.

He had the heart to vent his anger for his mother, stepped forward, coughed lightly and said: "Princess Taiping has four sons, Xue Chongxun, Xue Chongjian, Wu Chongmin, and Wu Chongxing, I don't know if anyone will please you and offer novel dishes?" ”

Princess Taiping shook her head and said, "No." What's wrong? ”

"Oh, no, it seems that they are not filial enough." Zhang Changzong first forcibly made a conclusion, and then said: "Princess Taiping, do you know, why they are not filial enough?" That's because of retribution! ”

"What? Retribution? ”

Zhang Changzong nodded and said, "Yes, it's retribution." I want to be the mother of the official, Wei, since my father died, she has worked hard to raise our brothers to adulthood. It wasn't until our brother was out of town that she thought about remarrying. Therefore, our brothers have great respect for our mother and serve them sincerely. But Princess Taiping, you are different, a married woman, and she also wantonly ~ raise male pets, looking for ~ having fun, where does this make the children's faces go? How can they have any filial piety towards you? What else could this be if this was not retribution? ”

I have to say that Zhang Changzong's statement is too vicious.

Princess Taiping was furious and said, "You ......"

"What's wrong with me?" Zhang Changzong did not show weakness and said: "If what the official said is wrong, you can point it out." ”

"......" Princess Taiping opened her mouth, but she couldn't refute itβ€”she was to blame for this matter.

Cui Geng didn't allow Princess Taiping to suffer such a big loss, so he stood up and protected the beauty in front of her, and said loudly: "Zhang Changshi's words are wrong, Princess Taiping's fourth son, but he has never resented his mother because of the princess looking for ~ Huanzuole." In fact, they had already bid farewell to countless dishes, ready to give their mothers a big surprise. ”

Zhang Changzong was so unhappy that he said: "Mother doesn't know about the matter between mother and son, but you, Cui Siye, an outsider, know it clearly?" Do you think this is reasonable? ”

Cui Gengzhen said with words: "This official is the teacher of Xue Chongjian, the second son of Princess Taiping, Chongjian wants to honor his mother, and before preparing the dishes, please ask this official to consult him, what's so strange about this?" ”

"Even if you have a point, but why, they didn't prepare early, didn't prepare late, but the official invented such a novel way to eat, and began to prepare?"

"No, no, Zhang Changshi, you are wrong again. In fact, they had been prepared for a long time, but they just wanted to make a table and give their mother a big surprise, so they never offered it. ”

In fact, Zhang Changzong purely loved food and was cruel by nature, so he invented this way of eating, and he didn't invent it for filial piety to Wei Azang.

Now listening to Cui Geng say that he wants to prepare a table of dishes, a realization suddenly arose in his heart - this Cui Erlang is talking nonsense, I have loved food since I was a child, and I have studied for so many years before I invented a novel way to eat. How could a few little furry children in Princess Taiping's family invent a new dish by themselves?

He sneered and said, "Don't talk about one table, you can say two...... Well, three novel dishes, the official admitted that he was wrong before. ”

"Three new dishes? It's too simple. ”

Cui Geng said casually: "The first dish was invented by my sage disciple Xue Chongjian. In order to name this dish, he also deliberately took a poem from the official, called "Twenty-four Bridges Bright Moon Night". The method of this dish is: dig out twenty-four round holes in a ham, cut the tofu into small balls and put them into the holes, tie the ham and then steam, and when the ham is cooked, its umami has all entered the tofu, throw away the ham and do not eat, only eat tofu. ”

This dish is a classic Jiangsu and Zhejiang cuisine in the Ming and Qing dynasties, and its method is many times better than the dishes in the Tang Dynasty, and it is accompanied by such a poetic name...... Just listening to the introduction will make people's appetite move.

In comparison, what Zhang Changzong invented, forcing chickens and ducks to drink five-flavor juice, is too rough ~ brutal and barbaric.

Immediately, someone said: "I can't imagine that the little prince of Chongjian, in order to fulfill his filial piety, would invent such a novel dish, he is really naturally smart!" ”

Cui Geng continued: "The second dish is a cold dish, called "eggplant", which is to peel fresh eggplant, cut it into dices, fry it in chicken oil, and then use chicken breast meat, mushrooms, mushrooms, spiced curd and other dried bean curd into dices, simmer it in chicken broth, mix it with sesame oil, put it in a porcelain jar and seal it tightly, and then take it out when you want to eat it. ”

This dish is the same as the previous one, it is extremely complicated and extremely high, and people are eager to go back immediately and let their own chef make it the same.

However, as soon as their minds moved, Cui Geng's next few dishes came again, what is the "Wensi Tofu" that emphasizes knife skills, the low-key and luxurious "boiling water green vegetables", and the magical "Nine Turns of the Large Intestine...... Each dish is something you've never heard of before, but once you hear it, you can conclude that it's a rare delicacy.

In the end, Cui Geng said with a smile: "Zhang Changshi, this is more than three dishes, what do you think of these dishes?" Does it show the filial piety of Princess Taiping's sons? ”

Of course, you have to forget it, if they don't count these dishes, then the dishes invented by Zhang Changzong are not as good as them, let alone count.

Zhang Changzong thought for a moment and changed the topic: "Hmph, who knows if this is something that Xue Chongjian and a few people came up with, or if you Cui Siye came up with it?" ”

Cui Geng shrugged his shoulders and said, "No matter who came up with it, all in all, these dishes are novel, delicious, and have a very good meaning. But does Zhang Chang serve you...... Hey, hey......",

As he spoke, Cui Geng shook his head again and again, and said, "Whoever eats these dishes will probably suffer retribution!" ”

Just now Zhang Changzong also said that Princess Taiping's children were unfilial and were retributed, but this time it was good, and Cui Geng treated him in his own way.

He was furious and said, "What...... What retribution? Cui Erlang, you have to be untrustworthy! ”

"This official is not telling the truth." Cui Geng explained confidently: "It is a matter of course for people to eat livestock, and it does not involve karma. But for the sake of one's own selfishness, appetite, and cruel cruelty to livestock, it will greatly damage yin morality. Zhang Changshi, do you think this method of drinking donkeys with five-flavor juice is the first thing you thought of? Actually, it's not true. ”

Zhang Changzong was shocked and said, "Who else thought of this method?" ”

"During the Great Sui period, there was an inner chamberlain named Xu Kefan, who was good at hunting and killed a lot of birds and beasts. Once caught a live turtle, chiseled the armor, and then poured hot oil on it, poured it on it, and poured it on it, it was called a turtle cake. He also loves to eat donkey meat, that is, he drinks the donkey with five-flavor juice and then eats its stomach. At last...... You know what? ”

After a pause, without waiting for Zhang Changzong to answer, Cui Geng continued: "He has a strange disease, and every time he sleeps, he sees a group of birds and beasts pecking at his flesh, and he is in great pain. He had to put a fire under the bed, pour oil and vinegar on his body, and cover his whole body with a fishing net to feel better. Day and night, by the time he was about to die, there was only a handful of black bones left. ”

This story, of course, is Cui Gengshun's nonsense.

But on the one hand, people are superstitious these days, and it is very easy to believe these things about karma. Second, Cui Geng is famous.

He first accurately predicted the death of Li Jinzhong, the supreme Khan of the Khitan, and then concluded that the Tang army's second expedition to the Khitan would inevitably fail.

Isn't it normal for such characters to understand what they do to hurt yin morality? If he doesn't understand this, that's what is called strange.

Suddenly, almost everyone believed Cui Geng's words.

"Zhang Changshi, this kind of thing, I'd rather believe it than believe it!"

"Even if you don't think about yourself, you have to think about Lingtang, don't you? Don't do it for filial piety, but you hurt Lingtang! ”

"Drinking donkey with five-flavor juice is really hurtful to the heavens and the peace, I don't care if others eat it or not, I don't eat it anyway."

……

If Zhang Changzong insisted on continuing to torture and kill those poor livestock, it would not only be meaningless, but would probably lead to burning.

With a wave of his hand, he ordered the servants to withdraw with the animals.

Of course, it would be impossible for him to throw in the towel.

Zhang Changzong's eyes rolled, and another ghost idea came to his heart, and he sneered: "Okay, you Cui Siye, a "retribution" theory, so that people don't dare to eat the delicacies prepared by the official." Even, the filial piety of the official has become a joke. But ......"

Cui Gengdao: "How? ”

"The official also prepared another wedding gift for my mother, I want to see it, what else do you say?"

As he spoke, he waved his hand and said, "Lift it up!" ”

"Whoa!"

With a word of promise, eight strong men walked into the hall carrying a bed.

This bed is very unusual, the whole body is carved with ivory, decorated with gold, silver, beads, jade and other treasures, paved with rhino horn mat, mole mink skin mattress, toad feathers and mosquito hair made of felt mattress, as well as the dragon whisker of Fenjin and the bed mat woven by the phoenix of the river.

It's really gorgeous and extraordinarily precious.

Zhang Changzong asked rhetorically: "I don't know what Cui Siye thinks, can this Qibao bed show the filial piety of the official?" ”

Cui Geng shook his head slightly, and said categorically: "Can't!" ”

"You ......"

Zhang Changzong was choked by him and rolled his eyes, secretly thinking, this Cui Geng Cui Erlang can really block the official, Princess Nima Taiping brought him to this wedding to make trouble, and he is really quite knowledgeable.

But...... It can't be fake, it can't be fake, I want to see how Cui Erlang reversed black and white this time!