Cui Geng smiled at the corner of his mouth and said, "Old man Su, Ling Lang is sick, after all, heart disease requires heart medicine!" First of all, you have to know what kind of disease his disease is~~ In this way, I will tell you a story first, a story that is widely spread in overseas countries. ”

"What kind of bullshit story? Virtuous nephew, what are you saying, what kind of heart disease does my eldest man have? Su Youtian's eyes were red at this time, and when he saw that Cui Geng was still selling Guanzi, he sent him to kneel.

After the atmosphere was brewed enough, Cui Gengcai calmed down and slowly told Su Youtian a story.

The story comes from a ridiculous dream called "Oedipus the King", which tells the story of Prince Oedipus who inadvertently killed his biological father and married his mother, and was finally cursed by the gods, blinded and wandered all over the world.

This story was hailed as a "perfect tragedy" by later generations in that absurd dream, and it was shocking and tear-jerking.

However, Su Youtian had no artistic cells, and he was also thinking about his son in his heart, so he didn't feel anything after listening to it, and urged: "Erlang, what kind of King Si are you talking about, what does it have to do with my eldest man's illness?" Could it be that Da Lang also collided with which immortal? Shall we burn incense or make a vow later? ”

"I wish I wouldn't be next to burning incense!"

Cui Geng enlightened step by step: "Old Su, think about it, why did Prince Oedipus marry his mother without knowing it? That's because he is subconsciously in love with his mother. ”

Su Youtian snorted and said, "Like your mother?" Wifery? Isn't that incest a brute? ”

"Uh... If you understand it this way, it is a bit biased. ”

Cui Geng carefully recalled the absurd dream, and said with a straight face: "The prince Oedipus in the story is called the mother-lover complex. The so-called mother-love complex, in layman's terms, refers to a psychological tendency of people, like the feeling of being with their mother, and does not involve dirty things. Oedipus will marry his mother, first of all, without knowing it, and secondly because he has this affection. ”

After a pause, he said: "In other words, it is easy for you to understand, which child doesn't like his mother?" This is human nature, and it is normal. ”

Su Youtian was confused, and said: "Of course the child likes his mother, and if he doesn't like it, he is a beast." But, Erlang, you say so much, what does it have to do with my eldest brother? ”

"Of course it's related, you listen to me slowly." Cui Geng said, "Children will have a deep attachment to their mother, and then, as they get older, this feeling will gradually disappear. It's just that some people, such as Da Lang, because of some accidents, this kind of relationship not only disappeared, but also intensified, so that it affected normal marriage and love, which is a heart disease. ”

Lao Su hurriedly interrupted: "Don't talk nonsense, Da Lang's mother died early, and I won't be next to you." ”

Cui Geng sneered: "It is precisely because Da Lang lost his mother since he was a child, so his thoughts and desires for his mother will be stronger than that of other normal children. And Master Su was busy with business when Da Lang was young, and rarely went home to take care of his son, so he grew up with his sister when he was a child. As the so-called eldest sister enters the mother, after a long time, he will put the feeling of missing his mother on his sister who has always loved him and cherished him. Over time, this feeling of dependence and sustenance will slowly distort, and eventually it will turn into attachment, and even fear of being snatched away by others one day......"

"And this? How can it be? How is this possible? ”

Nowadays, although the level of traditional Chinese medicine in the Tang Dynasty has been bullish, and even during the reign of Taizong Gaozong, there were immortal figures like Sun Simiao, but the problem of mental illness at this level, let alone the common people, even the master of Chinese medicine Xinglin has not yet put forward a complete concept.

Therefore, Su Youtian felt that it was very possible for Cui Geng to say this, but he still couldn't accept it cognitively, and shook his head again and again.

Cui Geng continued to persuade: "What's so incomprehensible about this? You've lived so long and seen a lot. Are there some people who like women who are ten or twenty years older than themselves? ”

Su Youtian nodded slightly and said, "This kind of person really exists." For example, Lao Feng in the tailor shop, every time he visits a brothel, he chooses the older one. I thought he was trying to save money, but I didn't expect it to be because of anything...... Oedipus complex. ”

Cui Geng struck while the iron was hot and said, "Actually, Lao Feng and Da Lang are the same. However, Lao Feng's illness is light, and he can still pass on the family to the next generation normally. Da Lang is already terminally ill, but it's hard to say. ”

Subsequently, he took Su Dalang's various "sister love" performances one by one, and confirmed them with his own theories one by one.

In fact, for Su Li's various performances, Su Youtian has long subconsciously thought that his son is a little abnormal. It's just that I can't say what is wrong.

After listening to Cui Geng's words, he seemed to have grasped something and knew where the clue of the illness was.

Cui Geng said this, walked up to Lao Su, gently patted his slightly trembling shoulder, and said, "Look, if your eldest man's illness continues to be left untreated, it will only become more and more serious." Not to mention the succession of the ancestors, I'm afraid that marrying will be a problem, just be a lonely old bachelor, anyway, what your Su family has is silver, and it is enough for him to squander it for ten or twenty years. ”

Poof!

Hearing this, Lao Su really couldn't hold on, sat on the ground, couldn't say anything, and was completely confused.

He cried in his heart, it's over! It's all over! What kind of evil did our Su family do in their last life, and they were punished by this evil retribution.

If Da Lang can't spread the branches, I'll use my daughter to tie up He Xu, and it's a fart! In the end, my Wanguan family wealth did not fall into the hands of the surname Su, but it fell into the hands of the surname He. I lost my daughter and scattered my wealth, what am I trying to do?

Cui Geng picked him up and said with concern: "Old man Su, how is it?" Are you alright? ”

Cui Youtian couldn't help crying bitterly and said, "I'...... I'm so uncomfortable! Cui Xian's nephew, you know so clearly and meticulously, you must know that if Zhi Dalang is in love... Mother-love complex, right? ”

"Well, there is no medicine for the medicine, so it doesn't mean that it is incurable." Cui Geng paused, and said slowly.

"Huh? No...... Not an incurable disease? Lao Su's eyes seemed to be able to shoot out two rays of light, and he quickly grabbed Cui Geng's neck and shook it desperately: "How can this disease be cured?" Hurry up, you should hurry up! ”

"Let go! Let go! Cui Geng shouted: "Lao Su, if you strangle me to death, you will really be the last one!" ”

Su Youtian let go of his hand at this time, carefully helped Cui Geng dust off his official robe, and said embarrassedly: "Virtuous nephew, my good virtuous nephew, don't blame it, I'm in a hurry, I'm too excited." Virtuous nephew, this illness of my eldest man ...... ""

Cui Geng sat down, took a sip of tea, and said, "Alas, pity the hearts of parents in the world. Come on, I've got you covered. You let my sister-in-law go back to Qingyuan, and Su Dalang, you also let me take it back. If you can trust me, let your eldest stay with me for a while, and hang out with me for a while, and I promise that he will never pester his sister again when he comes back next time. When I see other women in the future, those eyeballs will definitely fall to the ground. ”

Lao Su was skeptical and said, "Are you sure?" Can this be done? ”

"Hey! You can rest assured. I guarantee that after a period of training and conditioning by me, your eldest man will not only be cured of his heart disease, but he will also marry ten or eight wives in the future and give birth to twenty or thirty grandchildren. Lao Su, you have to take care of your body, don't have a bad memory at that time, and your grandchildren won't recognize it all. ”

"That dare is good, I can't recognize it all, I'll use a brush to mark them, big hair, two hair, three hair, four hair...... Ha ha! ”

Su Youtian raised his face, imagining the scene of his children and grandchildren around his knees, and he couldn't close his mouth with joy.

Smiling and smiling, his old face wilted, and he said bitterly: "Virtuous nephew, can my bastard son listen to you?" ”

Cui Geng shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "You took the word '?' away." If he doesn't listen to me, can he obediently follow me back to your Su family today? ”

"That's right...... That's right...... But ......"

Su Youtian sat back, and his face was a little unnatural.

Cui Geng asked, "But what?" ”

Su Youtian wanted to speak and stopped, and finally sighed and said, "Da Lang's disease, you would have found out a few months earlier." But now, I have promised the county lieutenant He that I will marry Xiuxiu to him. Recently, He Xu sent people either to urge or give gift lists, so that the old man could quickly set the date, and he would choose a day to embroider and embroider the house as a concubine. If you let Xiuxiu go back to Qingyuan City with you, how should the old man over there explain to the county lieutenant? ”

Cui Geng waved his hand and said, "What kind of big deal should I be, isn't it He Xu?" What was he before I got up? Everything can't be lifted by a single word. At present, Xiuxiu is still the daughter-in-law of my Cui family and my sister-in-law of Cui Geng. In broad daylight, is it possible that he still dares to know the law and break the law and rob his wife? Is it really that Datang has no king's law? ”

Lao Su burst into tears at that time and said, "Virtuous nephew, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk." You are far away in Qingyuan City, and you are from the history of the seventh grade of the Governor of the Folding Chong Mansion, of course you are not afraid of He Xu. But my Su family's family business is all in Putian City, and the county officials are not as good as the current management, can I provoke others? ”

As soon as the words landed, a porter knocked on the door and said, "Master, master, that Tian staff member of the He County Governor's Mansion, he is here again!" ”

"Look, look, it's here again~~"

Su Youtian's face changed on the spot, and he smiled bitterly at Cui Geng.

Then, he shouted at the porter with some annoyance: "Didn't I explain to you a few days ago, but if the county lieutenant of Fanhe sent someone to come again, you said that the old man occasionally felt cold and it was inconvenient to see guests." Let the Nada staff come back another day. ”

After a pause, he added: "Talk to people well, and send a bunch of tea money, don't snub people." ”

"The money was given a long time ago, but he refused to leave." The man said with a bitter face: "Master, this time Tian's staff came differently from the previous times. ”

"How is it different?"

"Staff Tian sent a yellow calendar, on which a few auspicious days of the zodiac were checked. He said...... He said......"

Cui Geng said impatiently: "What do you say?" Hurry up! ”

He said, knowing that the young master has returned home, this marriage should be unhindered. On the auspicious days of the zodiac on the yellow calendar, the lord must choose one, and the He family will also come to welcome the concubine. If the old man didn't choose the day today, then he would have been playing with the county lieutenant before. Tian also said that the county lieutenant is a short-tempered man, and he is also a thunderbolt who will repay kindness and revenge, and when the time comes, it will ...... I'm afraid that our Su family will not look good on the face of Putian. ”

Hearing He Xu's "ultimatum", Su Youtian's face turned white, pulled Cui Geng's robe sleeves, and shouted: "Look, look, He Xu has said everything to this!" What to do? What to do? ”

Cui Geng rolled his eyes and teased and sneered: "Who made you think about the surname He earlier?" Eat the consequences, right? Should! ”

But teasing is teasing, but Cui Geng still has to do it according to his own ideas, I saw him wave his big hand and said: "Old man Su, you don't care about this matter, leave it to me!" ”

After finishing speaking, he shouted at Feng Changqing outside the living room, and said, "Feng Changqing, run to the gate of the mansion for the official and throw the dog surnamed Tian out of the Su Mansion." If he dares to blow up the thorn, you will give the official a beating to him. Let him go back and bring a word, this beating is rewarded by Lord Cui, the governor of Zhechong Prefecture! ”

"Order!"

Feng Changqing reported his fist and turned around and left without any delay!

Looking at Cui Geng's calm and indifferent words that would determine life and death, Lao Su couldn't help but sigh secretly: "This Cui family Erlang...... It's domineering! Why didn't I marry the embroidery to the Cui family Erlang, but to the short-lived Cui Dalang? If she is married to Cui Erlang, the old man is now also the father-in-law of Du Wei Changshi, why do you have to go to great lengths to tie up He Xu? Alas...... It's really a goose pecking blind, and the ghost is confused! ”

Read the first book of the King of Books novel