To tell the truth, if it weren't for the countless good sentences to copy in later generations, Cui Geng's literary talent, compared with Song Xue'er, is really 108,000 miles behind.

makes it difficult for Song Xueer to make him out of the topic, I'm afraid it's not people who are actually embarrassed, but himself!

Now, Cui Geng has figured out this truth, and quickly changed the goal from "coming up with a topic so that Song Xueer can't make a poem" to "coming up with a topic, so that Song Xueer can't involve the love between men and women, and provoke the relationship between himself and Di Guangzhao." ”

He said: "I wonder if Little Lady Song has ever seen nobles play polo? ”

"The slave family has seen it."

"Then ask Song Xiaoniang to make a poem with the title of "Watching the Ball Play".

Song Xue'er gave Cui Geng a slightly immature and flattering look, "eat", "eat", and smiled: "Watching the ball play? Dare to ask Cui Chayu, what do you mean, but the slave family watched your heroic posture of playing, and felt something, do you want to write a poem? ”

Cui Geng was teased by the little beauty, and said: "All in all, the title of this poem is "Watching the Ball Play", as for what the scene is, you can imagine it yourself." ”

Song Xue'er was unforgiving, and said: "That concubine can really imagine that she is shouting and cheering for Cui Cha's visit to you!" ”

She held her cheeks in her hand and frowned slightly. Mei's eyes turned, and Shaoqing said: "There is: a star stream that is firm and round, and the moon cane is not going to rest." When there is no obstacle, it is played from the plucking, and there is a fence to be hooked. I don't want to turn it around, but I'm afraid it won't end. After all, the entry should begin, and I hope you will strive for the forefront. ”

"Good poetry, good poetry!" It was Di Guangzhao who applauded first, this Song Xueer's brainless fan, there are no other words, just like this sentence over and over again.

Cui Geng also feels that this poem is really good, and more importantly, this poem does not involve the love between men and women at all, so as not to arouse Di Guangzhao's boundless vinegar.

However, he forgot the saying: "If you are not afraid of no good things, you are afraid that there are no good people".

Soon, the voices of Yao Shou's gang of Ziqing guests sounded.

Someone said: "Brother Li, have you heard, the poem of Song Xiaoniang is also very meaningful and meaningful!" ”

"Oh? What do you mean by that? I really didn't hear it. ”

"It's okay if you don't hear it, you can listen to me. In fact, Song Xiaoniang just made a false shot, not imagining that she was watching Cui Cha visit and playing, but comparing herself to the polo. If you think about it carefully, isn't that interesting? ”

"Ah...... Yes? Wonderful! Wonderful! Brother Chen, it's a shame that you can figure it out. I understand that this first sentence, "firm and smooth and smooth", is to imply that he is good-looking. In the next few sentences, it is clearly written that everyone is grabbing the ball, but in fact, it is written that the dignitaries are competing for themselves. Well, "the fight is not going to rest", "from the fiddle", and "let the hook stay" really get more and more interesting the more you think about it. ”

Okay, being explained by this one, the more you think about it, the more flavorful it becomes, it's just full of haze, it's really a lewd person who sees a lewd person, and a wise man sees wisdom.

As for that old brother Chen, he was even better, and said: "The most important thing is the last sentence," after all, the entry should begin, and I wish you to be the first." "This "entry" and "the most advanced", brother, you think about it again, don't forget that Song Xiaoniang is still a virgin ~ son, Cui Chawan can come out on top, which one is it? ”

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In this way, a good poem with a good inscription and playing ball, in the singing and drinking of the two Qing guests, became the first obscene poem in ancient and modern times, and everyone's faces showed a meaningful smile.

The most terrible thing is that Song Xue'er, the author, does not argue, but her cheeks are crimson, and she looks at Cui Geng with affection, which simply means to make this distorted meaning true!

Di Guangzhao gritted his teeth and said, "Cui Chayu, the beauty is very affectionate, you must not live up to this beauty!" ”

Cui Geng couldn't argue, so he had to say: "Don't worry, the promise of this official is still valid!" ”

Then, he coughed heavily, and said, "Little lady Song, the second question is also considered to have passed the test." Now the official said the third question: Please write a poem on the topic of the Four Treasures of the Study, and never directly mention the four words pen, ink, paper, and inkstone. ”

Now Cui Geng has completely lost his temper, and only thinks that the topic can be completely out of line with the relationship between men and women ~ love.

How good the title of the Four Treasures of the Study, pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, cherished by literati.

As long as those Qingke dared to distort, he dared to turn his face on the spot, pointing out that Song Xueer was insulting Sven, and walked away on the spot.

However, it turns out that compared with those Sven birds ~ beasts who are rich and rich, Cui Geng is still too pure.

Listen to Song Xue'er reciting: "Polishing the belly of Mr. Polish, hiding the head of the captain of Feng, leading the book coal and dimming, entering the literary mu and resting." ”

The whole poem is extremely elegant, describing the four treasures of inkstone, pen, ink and paper, without directly mentioning these four words, which can be regarded as a swan song for the ages.

Following Di Guangzhao's sentence "Good poetry, good poetry", Cui Geng's word "good" has also blurted out.

However, at this time, the voices of "Brother Li" and "Brother Chen" sounded again.

"How? Brother Li, I heard that this poem is good, can you hear it? ”

"Of course, the little lady Song is well written!"

"Hey, what? Cui Cha interviewed people and called Cui Feijiang, a poet who is the best in the world, how can he applaud a prostitute's poems? Tell you, this poem, it has more profound meaning. You think about the first sentence first, what is the belly of "Mr. Color"? Why does this little lady Song still have to grind and polish? Where and how is she going to grind? ”

is the same as the joke told by Cui Geng at the beginning, which directly dismantled the "fire tree and silver flowers" into a "lewd flower combination", and Brother Chen was even more damaged this time, dismantling the word "polish" and putting it together with "Mr.", which became a naked ~ naked flirt between men and women ~ naked.

What about the next sentence, and handle it accordingly, the head of the Feng Du Lieutenant, what is the "head" of the "Feng Du Wei" here, so do you still need to ask? The word "wet" is from the water, from the saliva, and it is even more damn red-faced, and I want to get into it!

As for the last two sentences, "Quoting the coal and dimming, entering the literary mu and resting", this "citation" and "in" are too yellow and violent.

There is no doubt that the whole poem is to write a pair of infatuated men and women, entangled ~ the whole process of compassion!

After listening to this explanation, Di Guangzhao, whose IQ had been reduced to a negative number, was already full of despair, if his eyes could kill, Cui Geng would probably have died thousands of times.

As for Cui Geng himself, he couldn't say anything about his suffering at this time. This is an obvious word splitting,. How can you not see that you are called "Cui Feijiang"? How can this take the opportunity to get angry?

At this moment, Yao Shou's voice sounded, and said, "Cui Chayu, you just called, it must be the poem of Song Xiaoniang, and you have seen it before?" ”

"Well, that's good."

Yao Shou pressed step by step, and said: "Since Song Xiaoniang has finished answering the three questions, and Cui Chawan is very satisfied, should you keep your promise and write a poem for Song Xiaoniang!" ”

"What ...... this?"

Cui Geng is really embarrassed now, he is not afraid of writing poems, from the poems of later generations, wouldn't it be over if he copied a random poem?

But the problem is that the people under Yao Shou's hands are too relatable, I'm afraid that if they write a "Dragon City Flying General" by themselves, they can all think of the bed.

This is passed around, between himself and Song Xue'er, there is nothing to do, and something has to be reported. In addition, Di Guangzhao, a big vinegar jar, is eyeing him from the side, and after composing his own poems, it may be difficult to get rid of it.

In addition, this is only Yao Shou's first move. After entering this set, do you know what dirty methods he has behind him?

Yao Shou also knew that Cui Geng was not so easy to comply, and continued to persuade: "There is a way that a gentleman is quick to say and whip, and it is not good for Cui to visit and get fat, right?" In addition, don't think that it is a shame to write poems for a prostitute, the old man thinks that Song Xueer's talent is by no means below those jinshi, and he is even ready to recommend her as the school secretary of the Yizhou Metropolitan Governor's Mansion. ”

"What? School scrivener? Cui Geng's heart moved.

Yao Shou misunderstood Cui Geng's meaning, and argued: "What? Do you think it's inappropriate for Choi to visit? The school secretary ranks nine grades, although it is very noble, it has always been the place where the Jinshi experience is. But the imperial court also did not stipulate that this position must be held by Jinshi? As for the body of Song Xiaoniang is a woman, it is not a problem, long live today or ......"

"No, Yao Changshi, you misunderstood what this official meant." Cui Geng suddenly waved his hand, interrupted Yao Shou's words, smiled slightly, and said: "It's not that the official thinks that Song Xiaoniang is not worthy of being the first girls' school book in history, but suddenly figured out what poems to give her......

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