Chapter 762: Empty is a good nun

Wang Ping'an heard Li Zhi agree, looked at the former prince, and thought: "I don't know if you still remember the summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake...... No, it's wrong, it's Wu Meiniang in the peony garden! She is also the former concubine of the first emperor, and the relationship is quite unusual with you! ”

At this time, Li Zhi also happened to think of Wu Meiniang, he sighed softly, didn't speak again, and remembered what was on his mind. There is no shortage of women in his generation, as many as they want, as beautiful as they are. However, only Wu Meiniang can fall in love with him and talk together, other women have different appearances, but their personalities are the same, as if they were carved out of a mold.

If there was no Wu Meiniang, Li Zhi wouldn't even know what happiness was, and he would think that all women in the world would have the same character. But with Wu Meiniang, in comparison, other women are in his heart...... It should be said that other women have never entered his heart at all, such a comparison, the more he can't see Wu Meiniang, the more he misses, but unfortunately people can't be resurrected after death, and he has no choice, he can't commit suicide, go to the underworld to meet his sweetheart!

Wang Ping'an saw that Li Zhi was no longer talking, and a sad expression appeared on his face, so he understood that this was thinking of Wu Meiniang in the peony garden! He said: "Your Majesty, if there is no other order, the minister will leave, go to Ganye Temple now, and everything will be done sooner rather than later." ”

Li Zhi sighed, raised his head and said, "You're not going to Dongtai?" Isn't the new official going to set fire to when he takes office? ”

Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "The new official has three fires. It's just that the minister doesn't know much about the affairs of Dongtai, and he can't find the fire primer if he wants to set fire, so he wants to observe it and see if there are any old things that need to be broken, and the minister is good to welcome the new! ”

Li Zhi hummed and said, "Uncle said the day before yesterday that he will help you deal with Dongtai affairs, so that you can go to him if you have anything." Don't be polite, let your uncle do it if you have something, you can have a leisurely time, and you can accompany me more! ”

Wang Ping'an thought to himself: "No, the eldest grandson and the old lady have such a long hand, in order to control the province of Menxia, he actually came to the emperor to say hello first!" ”

Li Zhi is different from others, others are afraid that there will be fewer things, the more things the better, and the more things the more power will be. But Li Zhi hates more things, adhering to the principle that more things are better than less, and the fewer things the better. He has always believed that being busy all day long is a manifestation of the bitterness of life, and there is nothing to do, just eating, drinking and having fun, which is called fate!

Wang Ping'an said with a smile: "If the eldest grandson is willing to guide the minister, then the minister will be relaxed, and this heart will be put back in his stomach." To tell the truth, after the minister learned that he was going to Menxia Province to preside over government affairs, he never slept well, and he was afraid that he would delay the emperor's major affairs! ”

Li Zhi exalted and muttered in a low voice, "What big can I do!" No disease, aren't you going to Ganye Temple, so hurry up, go early and come back early. ”

Wang Ping'an agreed and withdrew from the hall. He went to Dongtai first, called Ouyang Li, and asked him to prepare gifts, which were considered to be given by the emperor and rewarded to the nuns of Ganye Temple, and he went out of the palace, took two Ouyang brothers, and slowly walked towards Ganye Temple.

When he arrived at the big forest outside the Ganye Temple, Ouyang Li led people to chase a carriage. Ouyang Li jumped out of the car, came to Wang Ping'an, and said, "Master, I can't get together so many nun robes for a while, and my subordinates only bought some cloth and let the nuns do it themselves, is this okay?" ”

Wang Ping'an snorted and said, "What's not to do?" What about everything else, all bought? ”

Ouyang Li said: "Everything else is easy to say, as long as you have money, you want as much as you want!" As he spoke, he turned around and pointed to the cart, the gifts he bought for the nuns of Ganye Temple, a whole cart was loaded, and it cost hundreds of times.

Wang Ping'an looked at the Ganye Temple not far away, and said with a smile: "Men are not allowed to enter the Ganye Temple, okay, look at it this time, these nuns will not let us old men in!" ”

The Ouyang brothers laughed together, and Ouyang Yi said: "These nuns are the most disagreeable, saying that we are stinky men, this time let's go into the temple and let them smell it well, whether we stink or not!" ”

Ouyang Li laughed and said: "It should be them who stink, it is estimated that at this time, the diarrhea is so full that even the pit is full!" ”

The group talked and laughed, and when they arrived at the door of Ganye Temple, Ouyang Li stepped forward and knocked on the door, and Wang Ping'an shouted at the bottom of the steps: "Little nun obediently, open the door, open it quickly, let the masters come in!" ”

The gentlemen laughed loudly, waiting for the nuns to open the door. But after waiting for a while, Ouyang Li changed from knocking on the door to slamming the door, and only then did someone inside speak, asking: "Who, who knocked on the door so vigorously, the quiet place of the Buddha Gate, and I hope that the donor will respect himself!" ”

With a creak, a small crack opened in the door, and a nun poked out half of her head and looked at the masters. When the nun saw a group of officers outside, surrounded by a senior official in a purple robe and a goldfish bag on his waist, she was frightened and wondered: "Which adult came to the incense?" But why don't you say hello in advance, and even if you go to the temple to make incense, they are all women, why did a group of men come outside? ”

The nun hurriedly asked, "Dare to ask the donor, what is the reason for coming to the temple?" ”

Ouyang Li smiled: "It's very expensive, but it's not necessarily, the old man has no appetite for people like you!" He pushed the door open and was about to go inside.

The nun was shocked, how could this officer in front of him be oily and smooth, what was he doing! The nun pushed the door hard, not allowing Ouyang Li to come in, and shouted, "Hey, donor and slow, what are you doing?" This is a royal temple! ”

Ouyang Li looked back at Wang Ping'an and asked, "Master, this little nun didn't let us in in order to say a few more words to her subordinates, did she move her mortal heart?" ”

Wang Ping'an and the Ouyang brothers all laughed, this joke made the little nun feel embarrassed!

Wang Ping'an walked up the steps and said: "This little master, this official is the new provincial servant of the door, and he came to the temple to express his condolences by the emperor's order...... We are angels! ”

This nun was stupid suddenly, she was queuing up at the thatched house, and heard someone slamming the door, so she ran back, her stomach hurt enough, and when she heard that the emperor had sent an angel, she immediately felt that her stomach hurt even more, and there was a tendency to pull it into her pants at any time!

The nun blushed and said thickly: "Angel donor, please wait, poor nun will go and call the master!" She thought about it, didn't dare to close the door again, but didn't open it wide, covering the door, she hunched her waist, covered her stomach, and ran to the backyard, but after only running a few steps, she didn't dare to run, her waist bent lower, and she could only rub towards the backyard step by step.

Ouyang Li looked inside along the crack in the door, and when he saw the nun bending over and covering her stomach, she laughed and kicked the door open, Wang Ping'an and the Ouyang brothers also looked inside, and everyone couldn't bear it, and they all laughed!

The nun wondered in her heart, she was uncomfortable in her stomach yesterday, but it was not much serious, but she only ran four or five times to the thatched house, but today it suddenly became serious, and she almost couldn't get out of the thatched house, and the senior sisters and sisters of the whole temple were all the same, I don't know how to do it, they all ran into the thatched house, so that she wanted to squat for a while, and the people queuing outside urged hard, and when she lined up, she also urged others to urge hard.

Finally rubbed into the outside of the house where the old nun was presiding, and the nun shouted: "Master, there is a Qincha outside, and he came to our temple at the behest of the emperor!" ”

The host Lao Ni was sitting on the toilet, she was about to collapse, for a whole morning, she hadn't lifted her pants, while having diarrhea, she was angry, she didn't eat much this morning, she drank a bowl of porridge, ate half a salted egg, why did she pull it up, how could there be so many things in her stomach to pull, what the hell is going on?

Hearing the shouting of the apprentice outside the door, the host Lao Ni was taken aback, and stood up from the toilet at once, but immediately sat down again, and she hurriedly said: "What? Is there a messenger coming? This, what's going on, why didn't you tell us in advance, you didn't even make any preparations! ”

The little nun outside said bitterly: "Master, don't you dare to let the Qin Cha outside wait, he said that he is the servant of the province under the door, isn't that the prime minister!" Master, Master, if you are not filial, borrow a corner of your yard and clean it for you in a while! ”

After saying that, the nun rubbed into the corner, unbuttoned her pants, and with a loud noise, she let out a happy gasp, and when happiness came, it was at that moment!

The host of the old nun can still manage the apprentice's own yard as a thatched house, she can't take care of herself, but as soon as she stands up, she feels that she has a strong sense of convenience, and the energy to be convenient is really instantaneous, very strong!

Now it's really anxious, the prime minister outside came at the emperor's behest, waiting for not being able to enter the temple, because he was squatting in the toilet, if this matter is known, then she will not do it, she will have to be punished heavily, maybe she will be thrown into a desolate place to practice, it is estimated that he will not want to come back in his lifetime.

The host, the old nun, shouted, "What are you doing in the corner...... Ah, oh no, don't rub it off, go and ask your senior sister to go out to entertain you......" I suddenly remembered that the eldest apprentice was injured, and the second apprentice and a group of disciples who could preside over the reception, all of them were injured, so you can't wrap a white cloth around your face and go to greet the prime minister!

The nun in the corner shouted, "Master, the whole temple is having stomach trouble, and no one can go out to receive it!" ”

The host Lao Nun suddenly remembered, not all the people in the temple were having trouble, there was one person who didn't make trouble, because this person hadn't eaten, so he wouldn't make trouble!

She exclaimed, "What about the emptiness?" Didn't she go without food all the time...... Ah, it still doesn't work! "Eating is to have diarrhea, but if you don't eat, you won't faint from hunger!

The nun in the corner knew that the situation was urgent, pulled a few leaves, and simply dealt with the matter, she lifted her pants and said, "I saw the empty space this morning, and I was still carrying water, Master, do you want her to receive the Prime Minister?" ”

When the host Lao Ni heard that the empty space was fine, he was overjoyed, and he didn't have time to think about anything, so he shouted: "Quick, call her quickly, the master has something to tell her, go find her, go quickly!" ”