If she is a good woman, her crotch ~ bulging bag, such a character, who is not Xue Aocao?

The warriors outside the hall naturally recognized him, and said, "It turns out to be Ruyijun, do you want to intercede for the three nobles?" Go, go, the small one is also sent from top to bottom, there is really no way. But your knife ......"

Xue Aocao smiled bitterly: "Could it be that someone thinks that Xue's knife can kill people?" ”

Then, he shouted directly inside: "Xue Aocao, please bring a knife into the hall, please allow Your Majesty." ”

Wu Zetian's voice in the hall came, and said, "Quasi! ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Xue Aocao shook his spirits, came to the main hall, and bowed three times and knocked: "Xue Aocao, the king of Weichen Ruyi, see my emperor long live long live!" ”

In fact, on this occasion, there is no need to bow three times and bow nine times, just bow again.

Wu Zetian coughed lightly and said, "Ruyijun, you deliberately made this big gift today, but did you intercede for King Shao and the others?" ”

"Exactly!"

Xue Aocao was impassioned and said, "Your Majesty, Li Chongrun, the king of Shao, is the eldest grandson of His Majesty. Princess Yongtai Li Xianhui is the granddaughter of His Majesty. Following Wu Yanji, the king of Wei, not to mention, he is not only your nephew, but also your son-in-law. Such three people are all close relatives of His Majesty, and His Majesty insists on killing them, and after a thousand years, it is inevitable that there will be an unkind name! ”

Wu Zetian said: "Could it be that they disobey their grandmother and shouldn't be killed?" Shouldn't be killed? Can't be killed? ”

"Disobedient grandmother? Who saw it? Your Majesty does you have any proof? ”

"A maidservant girl in the Prince's East Palace can be a witness!"

"A handmaiden is a witness?" Xue Aocao didn't give an inch, and said: "My Great Zhou Law, three people confirmed it, and two people proved it." A servant girl is a witness, and he will be convicted of death, and His Majesty is going to kill people by lynching? ”

"I ......"

The evidence of Wu Zetian's murder is indeed insufficient, otherwise, she would not have directly announced the "cane death", instead of handing it over to Yousi for conviction. Xue Aocao commented on her lynching, but she really didn't wronged her.

She thought for a moment and said, "There is no evidence at all in the secret room whispering. As Ruyijun said, it is too difficult for a strong man. ”

Weichen thinks that it is not difficult for strongmen, but as it should be! Otherwise, anyone who buys a handmaid at will can ruin the noble family. In this way, what is the use of the law of the Great Zhou? What is the use of this Great Zhou court? ”

After a pause, he even said: "Your Majesty is wise and martial, presumably you will not be so unwise." The reason why you are so unwise today is because of ...... Zhang Changzong! Killing your grandson for a male favorite, a hundred years later, what face do you have to see Gaozong underground? How will the world judge after a thousand years? Please also think carefully about your ......"

"Bold!"

Wu Zetian knew that Xue Aocao was a sincere person, and he never suspected that he had any bad intentions, so he argued with him a few words.

However, his last few sentences can make Wu Zetian angry.

Her Majesty the Empress said gloomily: "Ruyijun, you are too pampered and arrogant, do you really think ...... Is my knife bad? ”

Xue Aocao's face was fearless, his neck was stiff, and he said angrily: "Be loyal to Your Majesty, why are you afraid of death?" If your majesty wants to vent, come! ”

"You ......"

Wu Zetian was angry again, waved his hand several times, and wanted people to pull Xue Aocao down and behead him, but he still couldn't make up his mind.

In the end, she said helplessly: "Ruyi-kun, you are too naïve, I don't care about you like you, step down." ”

"That Shao Wang Chitose ...... them"

"I won't let go!"

"Not allowed!" Xue Aocao shouted.

Wu Zetian was so happy that he was not happy, and said: "I am the Son of Heaven, don't dare to disrespect when you give an order." You Xue Aocao is not allowed, can you still stop it? ”

"I ...... Of course I'm holding back! Your Majesty, come and see ......."

As he spoke, Xue Aocao raised the steel knife in his hand high.

Wu Zetian was surprised: "What do you want to do?" Could it be that you still want to assassinate the king? ”

Xue Aocao said: "Of course Weichen doesn't dare to assassinate the king. But...... Your Majesty, please! ”

After finishing speaking, Xue Aocao's steel knife was pulled to his crotch, and suddenly, his pants faded off, and a high-spirited giant six or seven inches long appeared in front of the courtiers.

Wu Zetian was surprised and said, "Ruyijun, what do you want to do?" Above the court, how can you be so vulgar? Not fast...... Uh, come on, bring a piece of clothing for Ruyijun. ”

Xue Aocao, who was running naked, was not ashamed, and said: "Of course Weichen knows that this trip is vulgar, but Weichen doesn't have many more books, and he can't convince His Majesty with his three-inch tongue." In order to be loyal to you, this is the only way to go. ”

"What exactly do you want to do?"

Xue Aocao put the steel knife across his crotch ~ and said, "Please also ask Your Majesty to pardon Shao Wang Chitose and others." If not, I'll ......"

"How?"

"Your Majesty takes a fancy to the micro-ministers, but this is just this thing. If you don't allow it, I'll cut off this thing from my crotch ~ so that Your Majesty will never be able to enjoy it. ”

Flutter~~

Hearing this, many people couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Wu Zetian was even more embarrassed, and said, "Ridiculous, ridiculous!" Ruyi-kun, don't you think it's ugly enough? ”

"It is better to make a fool of your majesty than to let your majesty leave a lifelong regret. Wechen ...... Yes! ”

When the long ~~

As soon as Xue Aocao said this, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his wrist, and suddenly the steel knife fell to the ground.

"Who? Who struck me with a stone? Xue Aocao's eyes were cracked.

Beside Wu Zetian, a monk in his forties clasped his hands together and said, "Amiruo Buddha, isn't he a poor monk!" ”

Xue Aocao said angrily: "Hu Chao? You traitor! Do you know how much it took to knock my steel knife down? ”

"National teacher, don't argue with this nonsense."

Wu Zetian was really frightened by Xue Aocao, a stupid child, first drank Hu Chao, and then ordered the gold-armored warrior to go to the palace and forcibly take Xue Aocao away.

"Your Majesty, if Weichen doesn't leave, Weichen still has something to say......"

Xue Aocao's voice gradually faded away, and Wu Zetian relieved his heart and said, "Continue the execution." ”

"Wait, please take back your Majesty's fate."

Suddenly, outside the main hall, another familiar voice came, saying: "Weichen Shangshu Zuoxiang, Luantai Pavilion Pingzhangshi, Di Renjie, please see Your Majesty." ”

Wu Zetian frowned, and said, "Elder Di Guoguo has been seriously ill, why did he come here today?"

However, if she didn't want to face Di Renjie, she could see it, so she said: "Elder Xuanguo comes in." ”

"Xuandi is coming to see you!"

Di Renjie trembled in the shouts of the little eunuch, walked in slowly, knelt down and saluted, and said: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" ”

Di Renjie...... It's so old!

Although he hadn't seen him for more than a month, as soon as Wu Zetian saw Di Renjie's current situation, this thought involuntarily surged up in his heart.

She said gently: "Elder Di Guo, please get up quickly and give me a soft seat." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Di Renjie reluctantly got up, slowly sat on a Hu bed brought by the little eunuch, and gasped a few times.

Wu Zetian said: "Di Guo is very old, and every time I kneel down, I feel distressed. When you see me in the future, you don't have to bow down. ”

"Thank you, Lord Long."

Di Renjie was not hypocritical, he bowed his body, even if he thanked Wu Zetian.

Then, Wu Zetian Dao; "Elder Di Guo, you came here today, but you pleaded for King Shao?"

"Exactly." Di Renjie said: "Your Majesty, if you say anything superfluous, the old minister won't say anything." Now I only want to ask you one thing, for the sake of Lao Chen's old face, can you let Shao Wang Chitose go? ”

"This ......"

Wu Zetian's lips trembled a few times, and he said, "What kind of person can write a book like "The Secret of the Crane Prison"? If I don't say anything, maybe in a few days I will have a picture of my spring palace! So...... My answer was that Di Aiqing could ask for other things, but this was the only one...... No! ”

After a pause, he said earnestly: "Everyone in the world is called the emperor and the beauties are three thousand, and I am also the son of heaven, and the number of male favorites can be counted with both palms." In all fairness, do you think I'm too much? ”

Di Renjie said without hesitation: "It's not too much." ”

"Then Di Xiang is in favor of what I am doing today?"

"Definitely. If the three nobles are really related to the "Secret of the Crane Prison", His Majesty will kill them. But if it weren't for the ...... For the sake of His Majesty, please die with him! ”

When Wu Zetian heard this, his face drooped at that time, and he said, "What Ruyi Jun Xue Aocao said just now also means something similar. Di Xiang, this is not like the person you used to be. ”

Di Renjie smiled and said, "What Weichen did today is indeed not like Weichen's past behavior. But that's because, in the past, Weichen was still confident that he could be loyal to His Majesty for a few years, but today he knows that even if he takes care of himself, he won't live for three or five days. If you can do the last thing for Your Majesty with this remnant of your life, it can be regarded as earned. ”

As he spoke, a reddish pill was swallowed by Di Renjie with his head held high.

He smiled bitterly and said, "Once you take this medicine, you will definitely die within a quarter of an hour, and there is no cure." With this last death advice, the minister exchanged His Majesty for the order of King Shao. ”

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