The 251st episode was dizzy

Lu Yuan's words at the moment were a little hesitant: "If it is my end, if I want to win Senior Brother Fang, it will probably be after a hundred moves; But if it's a big brother...... Ten tricks are enough. ”

Bai Ling was stunned: "Hey? Before, at the mountain gate, I heard Senior Brother Linchuan say that Senior Brother Yuan, you may be the most powerful of the four generations of disciples, but according to what you say, isn't Senior Brother much more powerful than you? ”

Before Lu Yuan could answer, I don't know who floated over next to him and said: "That's talking about the real skills in hand, and we are all convinced by Senior Brother Yuan, but our Senior Brother Chai, the bad moves are endless, and people can't guard against it!" ”

"Huh!?" Bai Ling's mouth opened wide when he heard this, and only then did he notice the embarrassed look on Lu Yuan's face. was stunned again, and then his eyes fell on the two people in Xi Jianping.

At this time, Fang Yuan's long sword had already been unsheathed, and the sharp sword pointed at the ground to pull up the posture, and he actually gritted his teeth a little when he spoke: "Senior Brother Chai, I was planted in your hands last time, but today you don't want to use any yin tricks to win me!" ”

Chai Fei smiled evilly, but he didn't take any weapons, and he reached out to scratch his back: "I said Senior Brother Fang, don't be so stingy!" Didn't you just ask you to help me sweep the hall for a month? ”

When Fang Yuan heard this, he didn't feel angry: "Less nonsense!" You're going to show the guy! ”

Chai Fei pretended to sigh: "Alas, you forced me......"

As soon as the words fell, Chai Fei suddenly reached into his sleeve and brought out a large wooden barrel with a bang...... That's right, big barrels!

Bai Ling over there was startled: "Such a big barrel? How did he hide his sleeves? ”

Lu Yuan had a look of "I knew it would be like this", and explained to Bai Ling: "It's a 'sleeve bag', and the disciples of this sect will be issued one after they get started, but there are not many things that can be accommodated, and generally everyone just holds some pills, silver taels and the like." But this is more special, senior brother. It is specially refined by the master, and it can hold much more things than our ordinary sleeve bags. ”

Looking at Chai Fei's side again, when his left hand brought out the big wooden barrel, his right hand had already sandwiched out a Dao talisman to stimulate. To say that this Dao Talisman is not powerful at all, it just made a small whirlwind, but when Chai Fei placed this Dao Talisman at the mouth of the barrel......

"Wow X! What is this!? Why does it stink so much!! ”

Only then did everyone understand what Chai Fei's non-lethal Dao talisman was for. For a while, they covered their noses and stepped back. Just kidding, the most important thing about cultivating immortals is "refreshing", so they are the most sensitive to all kinds of smells and odors. Besides, the bucket of stinky stuff that Chai Fei made was too outrageous, so that as soon as the smell spread, the onlookers, who were poorly cultivated, showed symptoms similar to those of a pregnant woman on the spot.

Fang Yuan, who was fighting against Chai Fei in Xi Jianping, was the closest to Chai Fei, and was naturally the worst smoked by the smell. At this moment, although there would not be some pregnant woman-like symptoms like some onlookers, they had already covered their noses with their sleeves, and said angrily to Chai Fei between the horizontal sword protection in the other hand: "Despicable! Shameless! But don't think you're going to win me over with such a bad trick! ”

Chai Fei smiled wickedly: "Senior Brother Fang, you and I are still too tender in fighting methods." Do you think I'm going to just Kaoru you? ”

Seeing that the spiritual power of the Dao Fu was about to be exhausted. Chai Fei casually threw the spirit rune, and then shook it in his hand, and there was an extra bamboo spoon in his hand, and then naturally he poked the bamboo spoon into the bucket and stirred it a few times, and then smiled at Fang Yuan: "Senior Brother Fang, get ready to take it." ”

Fang Yuan only felt a churn in his stomach when he saw Chai Fei's movements, although he had already guessed what Chai Fei was going to do next, he couldn't help but ask Chai Fei, "You, what are you going to do!?" ”

Chai Fei raised his eyebrows, and the sly smile was still there: "Didn't you ask knowingly?" I'm splashing! ”

A large puff of dark yellow with a bit of brown liquid was splashed by Chai Fei with a bamboo spoon towards Fang Yuan. Fang Yuan hurriedly retreated backwards to avoid it. But before Fang Yuan could stabilize his figure, Chai Fei had already followed. Another spoonful of liquid was splashed towards Fang Yuan urgently, and he shouted loudly in his mouth: "Get out of the way, get out of the way!" You all know that I didn't have a good shot, and I'm not responsible for who I accidentally spilled! ”

In fact, why do you use him to shout? As soon as the onlookers saw Chai Fei poking the spoon into the bucket, they had already hid away. If this is splashed by Chai Fei, a spoonful and a half will be disgusting for half a month.

Others are still like this, and Fang Yuan, who was chased and splashed by Chai Fei, is not much better. I wanted to use my body to flash Chai Fei's side or back to attack, but as soon as I saw Chai Fei's current splashing method, I immediately dispelled this idea. I still hate it so much that the roots of my teeth itch - Chai Fei was just splashing casually before, but now Chai Fei is actually splashing with a sword move! Looking at that posture, it seemed that the liquid that was spilled out was like the sword qi thrown out by the sword move, completely protecting Chai Fei's body. Do you want to attack it? I'm sorry, but I'll take a spoonful and a half of the liquid first. Alas. Let's stay out of the way!

There was a chase over there, and Chai Fei's arrogant "wahahaha" laughter had also resounded throughout the audience. Looking at Bai Ling here again, he had already covered his nose, not to mention, even the sachet he carried with him was blocked in front of his mouth and nose to block the smell, and a pair of willow eyebrows were raised high, and he asked Lu Yuan with a smile: "Yuan, Senior Brother Yuan, this, is this our senior brother?" ”

Why didn't Lu Yuan cover his nose with his sleeves? Hearing Bai Ling's question, Lu Yuan could only respond in embarrassment: "No, that's right, he is our senior brother Chai Fei." ”

Bai Ling's face showed a look like he had eaten a fly during a meal, and the admiration and expectation in his heart for the senior brother completely collapsed at this moment.

On the other end, Fang Yuan suddenly found that he was forced into a corner by Chai Fei while moving and dodging, and he wanted to jump high and jump over the top of Chai Fei's head, but when he saw Chai Fei smiling and putting on a sword move, this idea was completely dispelled immediately. That sword move Fang Yuanshu is a move against the air in the basic swordsmanship of the Jade Sword Gate, which means that if Fang Yuan dares to jump up, nine out of ten will be splashed by Chai Fei.

After a slight hesitation, Fang Yuan simply bit his heart with his teeth, and said to Chai Fei with a horizontal sword: "Senior Brother Chai, you forced me to do this!" "Look, that means that you have to fight to be splashed by Chai Fei with a few spoonfuls, and you have to rush over and fight hard with Chai Fei.

Chai Fei smiled, and threw the bamboo spoon in his hand aside: "What are you doing so seriously?" Saying that, Chai Feiben ...... Reach into the bucket. Yes, it's a hand into the big barrel!

Seeing this, Fang Yuan's mouth immediately opened in shock: "You, you are actually ......"

Before Fang Yuan could say anything, Chai Fei had already grabbed a handful of soft things from the big wooden barrel with juice and water, then grinned at Fang Yuan, and then ...... Shoved that soft stuff into his mouth!

"Vomitβ€”"

At this moment, Fang Yuan really couldn't hold back any longer, and leaned over and vomited wildly, this vomit was really called vomiting in the dark, and even vomited out yesterday's overnight dinner. Not only him, but even many onlookers also vomited, and the sound of "vomiting" in the entire Xi Jianping was heard endlessly.

Bai Ling couldn't help but bend over and vomit, and Lu Yuan hurriedly patted Bai Ling's back when he saw this. After Bai Ling spit out a few mouthfuls, he raised his eyes and saw that Lu Yuan's face was as usual, so he reluctantly took out a handkerchief and wiped his mouth and said to Lu Yuan: "Senior Brother Yuan, your concentration is really good!" ”

Lu Yuan shook his head with a wry smile, leaned into Bai Ling's ear and whispered, "Senior Brother is not as disgusting as you think...... I can't tell for a while, so let's keep watching. ”

Looking at Chai Fei and Fang Yuan's side again, Fang Yuan finally vomited comfortably, and as soon as he looked up, he found that the tip of an unsheathed long sword was pointed at the center of his eyebrows. Although he was unwilling in his heart, when he saw Chai Fei's sinister smile with dark yellow-brown juice on his mouth, he couldn't help but feel a churn in his abdomen. And the annoying thing is that Chai Fei actually deliberately smacked a few times, as if he was reminiscing about the "deliciousness" that just entered his mouth, where can he bear it anymore? It was a "wow" and then a big spit.

Finally, Fang Yuan vomited until he couldn't vomit, he simply turned his face sideways and didn't look at Chai Fei, and gritted his teeth and said, "Senior Brother Chai, you won!" But you, you'......"

Chai Fei smiled evilly: "What am I? Do you want to say that I'm mean and disgusting? ”

"Humph!" Fang Yuan turned around, and Li didn't bother to take care of Chai Fei.

Chai Feile said: "In the art of war, it is said that 'know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles', I know that you are a bit clean, so I came up with this trick to deal with you." However, there is another saying in the art of war, 'soldiers, sophistry'. Senior Brother Fang, I can be regarded as a reminder to you first, when you go down the mountain in the future, don't think that what you see and hear must be true. ”

Fang Yuan was stunned and hesitated: "What do you mean by this?" ”

Chai Fei put the big wooden barrel on the ground, sat down by the barrel, and then reached into the bucket again and scooped out a handful of soft things, and laughed: "Do you really think that kind of thing is in this bucket?" In fact, we eat the things in the bucket almost every day, and I just added a few more processes to process the contents of this bucket? And why did I suddenly make an appointment with you a day earlier? It's because I miscalculated the time, and by this time tomorrow the contents of the bucket won't stink so much. ”

"What?"

Fang Yuan was immediately stunned, and before he could open his mouth to ask a question, Chai Fei had already picked up the big wooden barrel, turned around and shouted with a smile to everyone watching the battle: "Junior brothers and sisters, don't miss it when you pass by!" Your senior brother Chai, I carefully marinated the superb stinky tofu! How tender and tender it is, it melts in the mouth, it is delicious, and I also added a variety of rare medicinal materials in the mountains, the men ate the yin and aphrodisiac, and the women ate the beauty and beauty! ”

"Stink-bean-to-rot!?"

Everyone fell to the ground when they heard this, and Fang Yuan behind Chai Fei almost lost his breath...... (To be continued.) )