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The person who shouted looked at him about thirty years old, thin and withered, described as obscene, and wore a light scarlet robe of the five-grade official robe, which perfectly interpreted the idiom of "Mu Monkey and Crown".

There are many five-grade officials in the imperial court, Cui Geng really doesn't know him, and frowns: "Who are you?" ”

The man's face was full of disbelief, and he pointed to himself and said, "What? You don't know me? Cui Erlang, you're not kidding, are you? ”

Cui Geng said impatiently: "Who are you?" ”

The man's right leg was slightly bent, and he kept shaking, and said: "Cheng, since you are confused, I will say it directly, our surname is Chu Mingcheng, and now we are a member of the official Ministry of Rites." ”

"Chu Cheng? I don't know. ”

"You dare to say you don't know me!" Chu Cheng was really anxious this time, and said: "My mother is Mrs. Zhao of Longxi County, you can't say that you don't know each other, right?" ”

"Mrs. Zhao of Longxi?" Cui Geng was a little impressed.

Empress Wei likes to pamper some witches and gods, and after Zheng Pusi and the Fifth Clan were beheaded, there was another witch who gained her trust, and that was the Zhao Clan. Empress Wei begged Li Xian for his grace and named her the Lady of Longxi County.

Now after the officials have committed something, the basic process is: bribe Mrs. Zhao of Longxi with a lot of money, Zhao helps them plead with Empress Wei, and Empress Wei intercedes for them in front of Li Xian.

For a while, Mrs. Zhao of Longxi was very popular in the court, and Chu Cheng, as her son, naturally rose with the tide.

Chu Cheng kept shaking his legs, how cheap and cheap he looked, and said, "How is it?" You know who I am, right? We actually want to be a peacemaker, and make peace between you and Cui Weiqing. If you want me to say, it's no wonder that Cui Weiqing is not at all, my mother has already calculated, General He Lounei and Cui Weiqing are destined by God, so the queen will give marriage to Wei Weiqing. ”

His words sounded a little harsh, but they weren't excessive. However, the next words are becoming more and more unpleasant.

"Besides, you Cui Xiang has already slept with General He Lounei, and it's not a loss, just play a prostitute. Of course, Cui Weiqing, don't worry, although his wife was slept with by Cui Xiang first, but in the whole world, who has robbed Cui Xiang's woman? You're cuckolding him. Belch...... No, it should be that you cuckolded each other, as the saying goes, wives are like clothes, friends are like siblings......"

"Shut up!" Cui Geng couldn't help it, and flew up and kicked Chu Cheng to the ground.

"Eh, Cui Xiang, please don't be impatient." Cui Wu's face was as usual, and he stopped: "Although what this guy said just now was a little vulgar, but his words are not rough." ”

"You ......"

Cui Geng was speechless in anger, of course he could explain that he and He Lou Aoqing were innocent, but when he said this, didn't he weaken his momentum in front of Cui Wu?

Grandma's, this guy really didn't care about He Lou Aoqing, and when he heard Cui Wu insulting He Lou Aoqing's reputation like this, he wasn't angry at all.

Cui Wu continued: "Cui Xiang, I advise you, let's die that heart." General He Lou and I are destined to be husband and wife. ”

"Oh? Destiny? What is the fateful method? ”

"Cui Xiang still doesn't know? When the queen was about to give marriage, she once asked Mrs. Longxi to help her with divination, and invited Zigu to descend and personally declare: I and General He Lounei are destined by God to marry, and if anyone stops them, they will not die well. At that time, General He Lou was also there, bowed his head and remained silent. The girl's family is thin-skinned, isn't this just a promise? ”

Promise?

Promise a ghost!

It is clear that He Lou Aoqing was fooled and lame by the Zhao family!

Cui Geng said in a deep voice: "If this official is not mistaken, Zigu is the god of toilets, and she has always only descended on the Shangyuan Festival to divinate her daughter's family. Why can the Zhao family cause Zigu to descend on weekdays? ”

This is true.

According to legend, Zigu Xiang was the concubine of a large family, who was abused to death by the eldest woman, buried in the toilet, and became the toilet god. Every Shangyuan Festival, the folk will hold a ceremony of "welcoming Zigu", so that Zigu will appear and ask about various things. Obviously, now is not the time for Zigu to manifest.

Cui Wudao: "Of course, that's because Mrs. Longxi's magic power is boundless." ”

"Is there a possibility that this Mrs. Longxi is simply lying in public to deceive the queen and even General He Lounei?"

"Cui Xiang, it's boring for you to say that, right?" Cui Wu had a sarcastic smile on his face, and said, "I know that Cui Xiang is unwilling, but this is a matter destined by God, and it is useless for you to find 11 million reasons." ”

Li Longji interjected: "That's not right...... Cui Weiqing, don't you like men's style? What do you think of you...... It seems that he really wants to marry General Herone? ”

"Of course, it's because Mrs. Longxi, ah, no, Zigu said, General He Lou hit Wangfu. As long as I marry her, I can make my wish come true. Hehe, when the time comes, the handsome young man in Chang'an City will not let me take what I want? ”

Cui Wu's appearance is not counted, but the expression on his face at this time was extremely obscene, which made Cui Geng feel disgusted for a while, and said, "You have to marry General He Lounei as his wife, for this?" ”

Cui Wu rolled his eyes and said, "Otherwise? What do you think? ”

"You chase the beautiful boy of Chang'an, what about General He Lounei? Isn't it to be left alone in an empty room? ”

"What do I care about her?" Cui Wu pursed his lips and said, "Cui Xiang, why don't you understand?" This He Lou Aoqing is a dog of our Wei family. My cousin promoted her, she was the internal general, and even the prime minister Tang Xiu had to stammer. But if she doesn't lift her up, she's just a slave, and it's already a great honor for her to be my wife and help me transfer, what else does she want? ”

"A dog?"

To be honest, He Lou Aoqing had feelings for Cui Geng before, but Cui Geng's feelings for her were relatively ordinary. Without it, the experiences of the two are different. He Lou Aoqing has lived in the deep palace for a long time, and his love has just opened. Cui Geng walked through the flowers and would not be easily tempted.

But now, when Cui Geng heard that Cui Wu insulted He Lou Aoqing like this, he suddenly felt pity for the beauty.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Mrs. He Lou is a person of flesh and blood, and she is by no means a dog of any family. Cui Weiqing, with such a dirty purpose, married Mrs. He Lou, how can this official tolerate you? ”

"What can you do?" Cui Wuman said indifferently: "Zigu's instructions, the queen's decree, how can it be changed?" ”

Cui Geng smiled coldly and said, "That's not true, let's see!" ”

The two made such a fuss, and the atmosphere became more and more embarrassing.

Fortunately, the effort was not great, the flags were waving in the distance, the trumpet was fluttering, and the team sent by Li Xian to Songshan to meet Wu Youxu had arrived.

The first person is wearing a purple robe and a gold belt, and his body is thin and almost boneless. If it weren't for Cui Geng knowing who the person he was going to greet was, he would not have recognized it, this was the former majestic Anping King Wu Youxu.

Of course, he should be called Chao Guogong now.

When Wu Zetian allowed Wu Youxu to become a monk, he did not cut off his title. After Li Xian ascended the throne, all the Wu family members were demoted, and Wu Youxu's current title is the Duke of Chaoguo. Otherwise, he would not be qualified to wear this purple robe.

After the two sides finished the ceremony, after a few words of greeting, Cui Geng asked: "Chao Guogong, you have been cultivating for more than ten years, how did you become like this?" ”

"What? Are you saying that Poor Dao is too thin? ”

"Exactly."

"This is exactly the blessing of cultivation, as the so-called rich is hard to buy old and thin." As he spoke, Wu Youxu pointed to his eyes and said, "Erlang, you look carefully, do you see something?" ”

Cui Geng took a closer look and said, "Your pupils seem to be a little purple. ”

"Yes." Wu Youxu twisted his gray beard and said proudly: "It's not a secret, now the poor Dao's eyes are quite magical. ”

"What supernatural powers?"

Wu Youxu raised his head to the sky and said, "Poor Dao can gaze at the stars during the day. ”

Can you see the stars during the day?

Let's not talk about whether this is Wu Youxu's illusion, even if it is true, this magical power is of little value.

Cui Geng secretly slandered, and at the same time praised again and again: "I can't imagine that Chao Guogong has cultivated for ten years and achieved great achievements, which is really gratifying." ”

"Eh, Dacheng doesn't dare to be, it's just a small gain."

"Whether it's a big success or a small gain, the lower official has something to say about cultivation, and I want to ask you a thing or two."

These words scratched Wu Youxu's itch, and he said happily: "Cui Xiang, you can make the unjust ghost dream, the Tao is only higher than the poor Tao, let's learn from each other." ”

Cui Gengdao: "The doubt below is, what do you think about the immortal "Zigu"? ”