Four hundred and thirty-six ghost god Lu Bu
Hangu Pass, Lu Bu's mansion.
"General Qiyu, there is a guy outside the door who asks to see him, saying that he wants to return to Zhao, I don't know if I see it or not?"
The weather was getting hotter, and Lu Bu's clothes were soaked with sweat after a morning of training in the school field, and he had just returned to the mansion to take a cold shower, when the soldiers guarding the door came to ask for instructions.
The beautiful Zou was helping Lu Bu wipe the sweat beads on his body, and his eyes were full of admiration. was pushed to Lu Bu by Yang Su, and after more than two years of getting along, the Zou family has been completely conquered by Lu Bu and fell in love with this man.
Love his tall and mighty, love him for being happy and hateful, love his straightforwardness and honesty, love his energetic, and be with Lu Bu, Zou feels 10,000 times happier than following Zhang Ji, and 100,000 times more happy!
"No, didn't you see Wen Hou taking a bath?"
When the twenty-year-old Zou helped Lu Bu rinse, he stroked his husband's strong chest muscles, and his inner lust rose, and he wanted to untie Luo's shirt and play in the water. Unexpectedly, the soldiers outside the door shouted, and the anger in his heart could not be suppressed, and he reprimanded angrily.
Since the defeat of Wancheng with Yang Xuangan last year, Lu Bu has been idle for seven or eight months, and during this time he has been fighting in Hangu Pass, controlling Chang'an in the west and Luoyang in the east. Yang Su and Zhu Yuanzhang's Western Expedition army were exempted from future troubles.
As the saying goes, "Full of warmth and lust. Desire", as a military general, the horse is put in Nanshan, and the consequence of the knife and gun storage is also to have fun in women. All over the world rose together, and every territory had a lord, and there was no place for Lu Bu to come into play, so he had to vent his exuberant energy on the Zou family.
And Zou is also a whoop who loves heroes. changed his way to please Lu Bu on the bed, and sang songs every night. upside down, so unhappy. Moreover, this Zou begged for contraception from a brothel**. After two years of entanglement with Lu Bu, he is still not pregnant.
In the Zou family's view, the responsibility of giving Lu Bu to reproduce children is handed over to his wife Yan, and he is only responsible for accompanying Lu Bu to have fun in time. Taking advantage of the fact that he is young now, it is a while to be able to live happily for a while, and when he is old and yellow in the future, he is afraid that Lu Bu will snub him.
It's just that what Zou doesn't know is that although Lu Bu is physically strong, he is full of energy. But he lost his fertility and was destined to have only one daughter in his life, and it was purely superfluous to do it himself.
Although he was favored by Lu Bu, the Zou family also had troubles, that is, Lu Bu's pearl, the fifteen-year-old only daughter Lu Lingqi was very hostile to herself, as if she was a thorn in the flesh, if it wasn't for Lu Bu to protect herself, she would have to be taught a lesson by this girl who danced with knives and guns.
"See. Why don't you see it? ”
I don't know which tendon is wrong with Lu Bu, so he suddenly had a whim and shouted to the soldiers at the outer gate, "I want to see how to return to Zhao?" ”
"No!"
The pro-soldier agreed. Turn around and go straight to the gate of the mansion.
"General......
Zou surrounded Lu Bu's tall and mighty body from behind, and put a pair of crisp. Rubbing his chest back and forth behind Lu Bu's back, he said coquettishly. "Husband...... The concubine is also very hot and dry, and she wants to bathe with her husband. Could it be that the husband can't bear to see the concubine suffering alone? ”
Lu Bu laughed: "Haha...... Knowing what kind of idea you have in your woman's heart, why should someone else? Wouldn't it be even more exciting? ”
The voice did not fall. Three times and five divided by two, got rid of Zou's Luo shirt, easily hugged it, and began to "attack the city and seize the land".
Zou was happy, ashamed and refreshing, his heart was pounding, and he couldn't help but sing.
It's just that footsteps suddenly sounded outside the bathroom door, and Zou had to bite his lip and endure it, even if he couldn't hold it back, he had to endure it!
"Wait for the warmth, the people have been brought!" The pro-soldiers reported outside the door.
"Who's coming? What do you mean by returning to Zhao? If you tease Ben General...... Oooh! ”
Shi Qian stood outside the door and wondered, why was Lu Wenhou's voice so strange? There is also the sound of "popping".
"Qi Qi Wen Hou, the villain has moved from time to time, this is not for anything else, but to return the Fang Tian painting halberd of Wen Hou......" Shi Qian gritted his teeth and spit out his intention.
In March, he went to Xue Rengui's camp to offer the "Qingyu Sword", but Xue Rengui despised him and left the sword to expel him from the camp. Shi Qian, who couldn't swallow this breath, showed the demeanor of a thief, quietly infiltrated Xue Rengui's camp, and stole the seventy-nine Fang Tian painting halberd. Shi Qian originally wanted to take the red rabbit horse away, but because the red rabbit was fierce, Shi Qian had no way to start, so he gave up.
Leaving Xue Rengui's camp, Shi Qian wielded his halberd and killed the rural couple who demanded payment from him, and then turned over and rode on the shadow and fled westward. But because he ran too quickly, he was thrown off the horse, and the fibula of his left leg was fractured, and he had no choice but to find a post house to recuperate for more than two months, so that he could go down to the ground and hurry, and inquired all the way to Hanguguan to see Lu Bu.
"Fang Tian Painting Halberd?"
Lu Bu's voice changed suddenly, and he didn't know if it was too exciting, or he was too excited to hear the news that Fang Tian's halberd had been lost, his feet slipped, and he fell backwards as soon as he fell.
"Ahh......h
Zou Shihua's face was pale, and she snorted, and fell backwards with Lu Bu.
With a "bang", the back of Lu Bu's head hit the barrel firmly, only knocking Lu Bu into the eyes and spinning the sky.
At the same time, Liu Wei, who was far away in Jinling, sounded the system prompt sound again in his mind: "Ding Dong...... Lu Bu triggered the plot of 'Lost and Recovered', comprehended the set of 'Ghost God Slaying Dragon Halberd', and opened the ghost and god attributes! ”
"What? Ghosts? Unparalleled? Pilot? ”
Liu Wei has a black line in his head, what did Lu Bu lose and recover? Diao Chan is already pregnant, and she will definitely not be able to run away!
"Ding-dong...... Ghosts and gods - the world's first halberd method, with the four grids of anger to explode. When fighting alone, for each block of rage that rises, gain +3 Brawn and -1 Intelligence. After the fight ends, the increased force value disappears, and the weakened intelligence will not be restored until a month. ”
Liu Wei couldn't help but laugh dumbly: "If Lu Bu bursts out with four levels of anger at one time, then the intelligence will be subtracted by 4 points; singled him out of ten games and eight games in a row, minus 40 points of intelligence, only 12 points of intelligence remained, and he could only return to normal after a month, this is another Li Si fool! Haha......"
"Ding-dong...... The system prompts that because Lu Bu completes the 'Lost and Found Mission', the host will receive an additional 200 resurrection point rewards. At present, the host already has 1,000 resurrection points and 24 resurrection fragments. There are 49 hatred points and 30 pleasure points, and it can now perform resurrection tasks. ”
"Let's go back and choose an auspicious day, there are still important things to do today!"
It is still Lu Bu's mansion, in the bathhouse.
Lu Bu, who was dizzy for a moment, sat up straight suddenly, looked up to the sky and laughed: "Haha...... I suddenly comprehended a set of halberd techniques just now, which is many times stronger than the martial arts I have practiced now, and my concubine will dress me quickly......"
Shi Qian and his soldiers outside the door looked at each other, and said in their hearts, "Isn't this Lu Wenhou Mo stupid?" How can you speak with a preface that doesn't match the afterword? ”
When the two were thinking wildly, Lu Bu, who was only wearing pants, was naked. Walking out of the bath room with his upper body exposed, facing Shi Qian, who was two heads shorter than himself, he said loudly: "Where is my Fang Tian Painting Halberd now?" How do you get it? ”
Facing the burly Lu Bu, Shi Qian was a little scared, and he told him about stealing the halberd with fiction and reality. said that he admired Lu Buwei's name, and he couldn't get used to Xue Rengui holding Fang Tian's painting halberd and fox fake tiger power, so he sneaked into the Han army camp and stole Fang Tian's painting halberd, and brought it to Hangu Pass to return to Zhao.
Lu Bu was overjoyed: "Take my Fang Tian painting halberd and take a look, if what you say is true, I will reward you with the position of a general!" ”
Shi Qian immediately knelt down and thanked him: "Don't dare to deceive Wen Hou, the villain also stole a peerless BMW from Cao Mengde, and a piece is dedicated to Wen Hou, please Wen Hou smile!" ”
Not long after, Shi Qian left the mansion accompanied by Lu Bu's own soldiers, and still took the Jueying and Fang Tian painting halberd from a farmer's house and returned to Lu Bu to invite merit and reward.
Lu Bu took the seventy-nine pound Fang Tian Painting Halberd and waved it a few times, wasn't it the Fang Tian Painting Halberd that was stolen by Xue Rengui? At the moment, according to the memory he had just cast in a daze, he unfolded the halberd, and the power of his intuition increased greatly, and his martial arts skyrocketed a lot.
Turning over and stepping onto the black "Absolute Shadow" divine horse, brandishing the Fang Tian Painting Halberd, Lu Bu suddenly became arrogant, as if he was resurrected with full blood: "I, Lu Fengxian, am still that Lu Fengxian!" Sooner or later, one day I will enter Jinling and snatch back my Diao Chan! (To be continued......)