Duan Shaojun happily stood at the back of the medicine cabinet, lying on the medicine cabinet like Chu Chu, watching this good show with great interest.

"That Taoist uncle can really talk nonsense, and he never has a word of truth in his mouth." Seeing Duan Shaojun leaning next to him, Chu Chuqiao's face was slightly red, and she stretched out her plain white fingers and nodded over there to divert her attention.

"It's normal, do you know what this Taoist priest is doing? Fortune telling, what is fortune telling, that is, the upper lip is next to the sky, and the lower lip is next to the ground, flickering, there is money to eat, flickering wrong, quickly withdraw the stall and run away, otherwise, there is nowhere to reason if he is beaten by someone, so how can he tell the truth. Duan Shaojun nodded thoughtfully, quite hateful and authentic.

"Nonsense, the upper lip is next to the face, and the lower mouth is next to the ground, how big is his face." Chu Chu took a sip lightly, glanced at Duan Shaojun, and said lightly.

Seeing Chu Chu's youthful and invincible eyes, but unintentionally able to be charming, Duan Shaojun felt that his heart was crispy. "A guy like him, who has no skin and no face all day long, does he still want to do his face?" These words immediately made Chu Chu smile like a flower.

Over there, a certain old bull who had no skin and no face didn't hear Duan Shaojun's sincere evaluation of him, and continued to flicker there. “…… I think this kid has infinite strength, so I want to see how his roots are, speaking of which, this guy's roots are still very good......"

Master Dream Confusion looked at Li Xuanzhen with a dull gaze, and then glanced at Ximen Dongliang, who was standing in front of him with a frown, and couldn't help but lie down in a big groove in his heart. "I said Xuanzhen, you shouldn't think about accepting this, you can't be joking with the old man, right? ……”

Seeing the suspicious eyes cast by Mengfu, Li Xuanzhen was extremely unhappy, and raised his silver eyebrows. "What's the matter, you are allowed to accept apprentices as a great monk, and I am not allowed to accept apprentices? Master Dao, I just look at this kid pleasing to the eye, what's wrong? ”

Dream shook her head with laughter. "I said Xuan Zhen, you can't even manage yourself, and you still want to accept apprentices......

Li Xuanzhen was furious, blowing his beard and glaring angrily. "What's the matter, Dao Ye, I am a dignified Uncle of Zhenwu Mountain, not to mention anything else, how many people on the rivers and lakes can be Dao Ye's opponents? What's wrong with accepting an apprentice, even if you can't fight all over the rivers and lakes, how can you fight all over the south of the Yangtze River. You say, don't you? …… Simon boy, can you not be stunned here like a piece of wood, and you have to express it anyway. ”

"This ...... What do I mean? Ximen Dongliang asked with a look of ignorance.

Seeing this scene, Chu Chu, who was a sister, groaned weakly, and covered her eyes with her hand, she really couldn't bear to witness it, or she was sad how she could have such a heartless brother.

If it weren't for the fear that Sister Chu Chu would be angry with herself because she laughed at her brother, Duan Shaojun really wanted to fall directly to the ground and laugh wildly, the performance of these two guys was almost catching up with the peerless hilarious combination of Wu Mengda and Zhou Xingxing.

"Do you really want to accept this kid as your disciple? Don't forget, my brother Simon is such an only son, he is going to enter your Daomen, hehe......"

Li Xuanzhen's eyes fluttered, his gaze fell on Duan Shaojun's body, and he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and laugh loudly. "I said Mengfu, you can accept lay disciples, and I can do the Taoist master."

"That master, you haven't asked me if I'm willing to ......," Ximen Dongliang finally couldn't help but speak.

"Shut up Lao Gu (Daoye)!" Before the words fell, a monk glared at the same time and roared, frightened the beast brother with a majestic figure and muscles, and shrunk his neck and did not dare to say more.

"Boy, come here, kowtow to Dao Ye and me three times, and Dao Ye will accept you as a lay disciple under my door." Li Xuanzhen sat on the couch with his ass, squeezed Mengfu into a stumble, and before Mengfu became angry, this thing had already put on a posture of fairy wind and bones, and shouted towards the pillars of the West Gate. "As long as you kid worship the Taoist master and I will be my teacher, keep your fragrant and spicy ......"

How does this sound like a bandit is joining the gang? Duan Shaojun plucked out his ears and couldn't help but feel a little emotional. I really want to tell Ximen Dongliang not to go astray, but after thinking about it, forget it, the dead friends are not dead and poor, this is the best ending.

Besides, Li Xuanzhen, the old bull's nose, has the same hobby as the old man of Ximen Dongliang, and he likes to talk about the master of the Qinglou with a small blue pill and humming a yellow tone, and he is a good match for master and apprentice.

"Why should I worship you as a teacher?" Ximen Dongliang muttered quietly, and heard two uniform angry snorts, since he sprinkled pickles in the Daxiong Treasure Hall of the Hidden Dragon Temple, Ximen Dongliang, who was beaten out of the psychological shadow by the old bald donkey of the dream, saw the gloomy eyes of the abbot of the dream, and couldn't help but weaken his knees, and quickly knelt down.

"Wowhaha...... Good apprentices are exempt from courtesy, okay, in the future, you and I will be masters and apprentices, and we should be like brothers. If there is something good, remember to divide it into at least half of the division, you know?! After the Ximen Dongliang worshipped, Li Xuanzhen raised his eyebrows, and the silver eyebrows arched back and forth like two caterpillars, this guy lifted the Ximen Dongliang with a look of old relief, and then almost made the Dream Master fall down from the couch with a word.

Ximen Dongliang was like a thunderbolt, his eyes were dull and he looked at the Biyi Shizun who was smiling obscenely in front of him, and kept squeezing his eyebrows at himself, and a feeling of getting on the thief ship by mistake floated into Ximen Dongliang's heart.

Duan Shaojun and Chu Chu suddenly looked at each other with black lines, and looked at each other with a smile, and scolded in a whisper almost in unison: "What a shameless old cow's nose!" ”

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"I actually worshipped that guy as a teacher like this?" Simon Dongliang raised his head forty-five degrees and looked at the sky, his expression as sad as if he had just been dragged into a cornfield by a group of female ogres.

"You are happy, the head of the Xuanzhen Dao is also the ancestor of the Zhenwu Mountain, even if you go to the Zhenwu Mountain, the head of the Zhenwu Mountain, who is the current national teacher, has to call you uncle. Still looking unhappy? Duan Shaojun comforted the Ximen Dongliang beside him with a smile on his face.

“…… I said, Brother Xian, you don't need to be so happy, right? Ximen Dongliang sighed, swept his chopsticks, and a bowl of white rice instantly entered his mouth and disappeared without a trace.

"How can I call it schadenfreude, it's obviously for my brother to be happy for you, right?"

"That's it, just now I asked the monk uncle, and he said that the Xuanzhen Daoist accepts you as an apprentice, although the practice is a bit child's play, but the apprenticeship is true after all." Chu Chu cuddly pursed his lips and pouted his fingers that had become oily as he nibbled on the chicken wings, and said vaguely.

"Yes...... Alas, let's go, just in the blink of an eye, my Ximen Dongliang has actually become someone else's apprentice. Ximen Dongliang put down the dishes and chopsticks with a sad face. Alas, I have no appetite during this time, I don't want to eat, you eat slowly. ”

"Brother, where do you want to go?" Chu Chu asked as he dropped the chicken wings with only bones left.

"I'll go back to the pharmacy for a nap first, and ...... first," Ximen Dongliang waved his hand and walked outside the restaurant without looking back. Duan Shaojun looked at the rice bucket next to Ximen Dongliang with a black line, this girl actually said that she had no appetite? Depend on!

"How much rice can your brother eat when he has a good appetite?" Duan Shaojun asked Chu Chu with some curiosity.

"When you have a good appetite? Maybe a bucket and a half. Chu Chu blinked his thick black eyelashes, tilted his head cutely and said.

Duan Shaojun looked at the rice bucket in front of him, he couldn't help but feel full after only eating a bowl of rice, oh, was he frightened or frightened?

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Although there are few tickets, I will continue to work hard, and I have to work hard if I don't recommend it.