Chapter 314: Horse Urine Hero

As soon as the words fell, a few healthy servants carried a large oil pot into the courtyard.

Afterwards, they placed the oil pan on the stove that had already been installed, filled it with firewood, and it was not much effort, and the hot oil was already boiling inside!

Cui Meng pointed to the oil pot and said: "We don't understand those twists and turns, we just want to compare with Erlang." ”

Cui Geng asked, "How to compare?" Let's draw a chapter! ”

"See this oil pot?"

As he spoke, Cui Meng took out a copper coin of "Kaiyuan Tongbao" from his waist and threw it into the pot. Then, put your right hand in and fumble back and forth in the boiling oil.

Finally, he raised his right hand high, and a copper coin shone in the sun, and said, "Fish for copper coins in the oil pot, Cui Geng, you can come too." ”

"Cui Changshi, don't risk yourself!"

Lu Muyue, who was standing not far from the side, hurriedly persuaded: "If you really do what he did, yours will be wasted!" What will you do with my sister Ruolan at that time? ”

"Hey, hey, huh?" Cui Meng sneered, "A certain family is still the same sentence, if you Cui Erlang want to worship the ancestors and ancestors, you must first pass the fourth room of my Boling!" ”

Cui Geng glanced up at Cui Meng lightly, yes, it seems that the buddy is going to go in to worship on the pole, why does the Cui family feel so good?

At this time, Lu Muyue's willow eyebrows were upside down, her apricot eyes were wide, and she angrily reprimanded Cui Meng and said: "You shameless person, do you hold a grudge against Sister Ruolan for marrying Cui Changshi, and want to take the opportunity to take revenge?" ”

"Hehe, a certain family has a grudge, what can it do?"

Cui Meng said: "Originally, who she Lu Ruolan is willing to marry is her own business, and it has nothing to do with others." But she obviously agreed last year that she would participate in this year's Queqiao meeting, and promised to meet the children of our Cui family's fourth room. But now that the Queqiao meeting has not yet opened, she is anxious to marry Cui Geng. Hehe, such a reversal, today a certain family will not let him Cui Erlang have a good time, let her Lu Ruolan be sad for the rest of her life! ”

Damn, dare to love a child who is here to sip vinegar?

Cui Geng suddenly realized and said, "It seems that Cui Meng is bent on making things difficult for the official??" ”

"Haha, whatever you want! Anyway, you can't pass the fourth and fifth questions. Cui Meng was very proud.

Cui Geng rolled his eyes and cut it, "Don't be in a hurry to blow the cowhide first, isn't it just a copper coin in the oil pot?" You're looking at your dog's eyes wide! ”

As he spoke, Cui Geng resolutely put his hand into the boiling oil pot, searched for a while, and took his hand out of the oil pot with a copper coin between his fingers!

"Ahh

Several little ladies present couldn't bear to see Cui Geng's hands scorched, so they all covered their eyes and exclaimed!

However, when their fingers released a gap and peeked, they found that Cui Geng was unscathed, and he did not scream in pain as he imagined.

Cui Geng held the coin between his fingers, shook it violently at Cui, and said with a smile: "How is it?" It's okay, right? ”

No matter how arrogant Cui Meng was, he couldn't open his eyes and talk nonsense in front of so many people, so he had to reluctantly respond: "This...... It's okay. ”

A look of sarcasm appeared on Cui Geng's face, "Okay? Pull it down, I don't think you're a good person! ”

"You... What do you mean by that? Cui Meng's eyes were obviously more panicked.

"I mean, you Cui Meng is trash!"

Cui Geng scolded, then turned his head and said aloud to everyone present: "Everyone must be wondering, Cui Meng is a person who has been practicing martial arts for many years, and it should not be difficult to fish out the coins from the hot boiling oil with his stunts." But this official has no power to restrain the chicken, but how can he do it unscathed, right? Hehe, now the official will tell everyone the truth......"

Cui Meng's face changed greatly, and he shouted angrily: "Cui Erlang, don't dare!" ”

"Why don't you dare? You turtle grandson dare to do it, and you can't allow others to say it? ”

Cui Geng glanced at him with disdain, and then continued to everyone: "Because inside this oil pot, there is oil on the top, and vinegar on the bottom. Although I watched the boiling oil boiling, it didn't hurt anyone at all. To put it bluntly, it's Cui Meng's deception, hehe, he really has a face, tsk! ”

As soon as everyone heard that Cui Geng had pointed out the trick, they all looked at Cui Meng with disdain and disdain in their eyes at this time.

Lu Muyue was the first to sneer: "Cui Meng, I didn't expect you to be rough and bold, and you are doing all these tricks of stealing chickens and dogs behind your back, you really have a face!" ”

"I ......"

Cui Meng's face was blue and white for a while when she was ridiculed, so he had to be cheeky and said to Cui Geng: "Cui Erlang, a certain family doesn't take advantage of you, now it's your turn to take the test for my guts!" ”

"Okay!"

Cui Geng took the towel in Song Genhai's hand and wiped his wet hands, and said, "Cui Meng, you said that you have the responsibility of guarding the family in the fourth room, so you must have fought a few battles with the Turks, right?" ”

Cui Meng was slightly stunned, because he really hadn't fought with the Turks. Without it, because since the rise of the Turks twelve years ago, they have mainly entered the northwest direction of the Kou, and the Turks have never entered the Hebei Province, let alone Dingzhou.

However, Cui Meng didn't tell the truth, but nodded his head and replied very firmly: "Naturally, I fought with the Turks, what's wrong?" ”

Cui Geng gave a thumbs up and praised, bull break! Then he asked: "As far as I know, the Turkic thieves entered the Kou and plundered, coming and going like the wind, relying on the cavalry. So, your riding skills should be passable, right? ”

"Hehe, it's not just passable, a certain family's riding skills are very good." Cui Meng said arrogantly.

Cui Geng gave a thumbs up and praised again, bull break! Then he continued: "I heard that if you want to ride well, you must know all the habits of horses, right? ”

Cui Meng was repeatedly asked by Cui Geng, his brain was a little blind, he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Cui Erlang's gourd, in case he was surrounded by Cui Geng into the pit, he answered a lot more conservatively this time, nodded and responded: "It's not proficient, it's also understandable!" ”

Cui Geng gave a thumbs up and praised again, bull break!

After that, he didn't ask again, but instructed Song Genhai: "Go and get a basin of horse urine!" ”

Everyone was confused, and Cui Meng was also confused, and asked, "Cui Erlang, what do you want to do?" ”

Cui Geng smiled: "You'll know in a while!" ”

Song Genhai asked for a wooden barrel and came to his white horse, which had a very bad temper.

The white horse was quite face-saving, and after snorting, he quickly sprinkled half a bucket of horse urine.

He carried half a bucket of pale yellow horse urine, came to Cui Geng's approach, and said, "My lord, do you think it works?" ”

"Good, good."

Cui Geng pointed to the wooden bucket containing horse urine and asked Cui Meng: "Now the question is, Cui Meng, this official asks you, since you know a lot about the habits of horses, do you know what this horse urine tastes like?" ”

Damn, this strange problem?

Cui Meng was surprised, where did he know what this horse urine tasted like? I haven't drunk it again!

Immediately, he said angrily: "Cui Erlang, are you deliberately playing tricks on me?" How about horse urine, I haven't drunk it, where do I know where to go? ”

"I don't know, it's okay, now the official will give you a chance, let's taste this horse urine together." Cui Geng said with a smile.

"What? Taste horse urine? Cui Meng was dumbfounded.

Cui Geng nodded and said, "That's right, isn't this question going to be a school test?" Do you dare to taste horse urine with me? ”

Without waiting for Cui Meng to reply, Cui Geng had already shaken his fingers a few times in the horse urine of the wooden barrel in full view of everyone.

Then, put a finger in his mouth and sucked it~ After sucking it, he smacked his mouth and said, "Well, it's a little sweet, and it tastes good." ”

it!

Everyone present couldn't help but feel sick to their stomachs, and Lu Muyue and the other little ladies even covered their noses and frowned, secretly scolding this Cui Erlang for being too swept away, and actually tasted this filthy horse urine!

Cui Meng saw that Cui Geng had tasted it, so he couldn't admit it, right?

Immediately, he rolled up his sleeves and sneered: "Hmph, you dare to taste it, how can a certain family be afraid of you?" It's just disgusting! ”

Cui Meng also learned from Cui Geng, put his big hand into the toilet urine bucket and shook it a few times, and then sucked ~ sucked his fingers, smacked his mouth, and said disgustingly: "No, it seems to be a little salty?" ”

"Oh? Could it be that the official is wrong? Cui Geng smiled evilly: "Why don't you try it again?" ”

Where did Cui Meng dare to try this disgusting thing again, shook his head and said firmly: "Don't try it, a certain family has already tasted this horse urine just now, it is salty!" ”

"Oops, sure enough, the official was wrong!"

Cui Geng slapped his head and said hurriedly: "The official remembered, it was my index finger that I put into the horse's urine just now, but it was the middle finger that I put into my mouth and tasted." Well, since Brother Cui Meng is so bold, dare to taste this horse urine? There's nothing to say, you're bolder than this official, I admit it! ”

Hahaha~~

The crowd burst into laughter!

Now, how could they not hear that Cui Geng was deliberately playing Cui Meng!

There are even other third-house brothers who don't deal with the fourth room, and they teased loudly: "Brother Cui Meng is really the first person to taste horse urine for thousands of years, such courage, even if it is Guan Erye, who scrapes bones and cures poison, he has to bow down!" ”

"Brother Cui Meng is very courageous, I am waiting to be convinced and admired!"

Cui Meng was watched by Cui Geng, so he was so angry that he was ashamed and annoyed, "Cui Geng, don't be complacent, isn't there still a fifth level?" ”

Cui Whale seemed to know what Cui Meng was going to take in the fifth level, and his face changed suddenly, "Cui Meng, it is enough to see from the above four questions that Erlang is the pillar of our Boling Cui clan." This fifth level...... Forget it, don't take the test, don't take the test. ”

Cui Meng sneered, "Cui Whale, do you want to pretend to be a good person now?" Tell you, it's late! Cui Erlang's five questions in the school exam, wasn't it your idea? Don't you want to break Cui Erlang's self-confidence and make him kneel down at the feet of our Cui disciples in obedience? ”

In an instant, Cui Whale's face became extremely ugly, and he shouted: "Cui Meng, my words as the eldest grandson of the Cui family, still don't work?" ”

Cui Meng shook his head and sneered: "Don't use this to scare Lao Tzu, this fifth question must be compared today!" Someone~~"

"In!" The fourth house behind him answered in unison.

Cui Meng waved his hand and ordered: "The door of the ancestral hall looks like no one is allowed to enter without Lao Tzu's consent!" ”

"Yes!"

……

After everything was arranged, Cui Meng strode to Cui Geng's approach, "Cui Erlang, the fifth question is very difficult to say, and it is very easy to say." ”

Cui Geng shrugged: "Don't be verbose, hurry up and get the question!" ”

Cui Meng smiled sympathetically, hooked his hand at Cui Geng, and said, "Come, knock one to someone, right?" ”

Cui Geng didn't expect Cui Meng to make such an obscene trick, shook his head and said coldly: "Kowtow? I'm afraid you can't stand it! ”

Cui Meng said: "Hehe, there's nothing to stand it, if you dare to knock, I will dare to let you win!" ”

On the ground, Cui Geng took out a scroll of silk books, held it high and said in a shocking voice: "Are you sure I will knock?" Are you sure you can afford it? ”

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