Chapter 26: Master, You're Looking
"Okay, Duan Gongzi is worthy of being a young man who is favored by Master Mengfu, he is cool in his work, and he is neither humble nor arrogant." Seeing Duan Shaojun so polite and courteous, County Lieutenant Xu couldn't help but feel refreshed. Although two of your own subordinates died, you can't blame anyone else, you can only blame those two guys, the idea is too much.
Brother Beast spat and told his sister how he rushed to the first, and how he copied the knife and slaughtered the tiger, and his eyebrows danced, but the language and vocabulary were too scarce, and there was really nothing new. And Duan Shaojun wrapped his coat and looked at it carefully, and then he suddenly realized.
"No wonder these two tigers stay together."
"What, is there any reason here?" County Lieutenant Xu leaned up curiously and asked.
"Have you ever heard of a saying?" Duan Shaojun sold Guanzi, and when he saw that everyone's eyes were attracted, he slowly cleared his throat and said in a downright manner. "One mountain can't accommodate two tigers, unless there is a male and a female."
Sure enough, all the men squeezed their eyebrows and laughed violently, and Ximen Chuchu also covered his lips and snickered, but he felt that it was inappropriate, so he took a sip and glanced at Duan Shaojun, a seemingly elegant rogue.
"By the way, brother, what are you going to do with these two tigers? Do you want to give it to the government or do we take it back with us? Duan Shaojun leaned over to Brother Beast and asked in a low voice.
"The tiger we slaughtered, naturally we brought it back, tiger bones and tiger meat are medicinal materials, and tiger skins are also good things." Brother Beast reached out and touched the dirt on his chest hair, and smiled at Duan Shaojun.
Duan Shaojun was overjoyed, his eyes fell on the tiger's ******, his eyes were ghostly and reverent, and he came to the beast brother's ear and muttered.
Brother Beast stared at a pair of bull's eyes. "Brother Xian, what are you doing with that thing?"
"If you soak in wine, you can either stew or fry it. Don't you know where to eat and where to make up? ......" Duan Shaojun saw that Chu Chu had returned to the horse with the support of his family, and reassuredly handed a look to the beast brother that all men understood, and immediately the two of them laughed in unison in understanding.
"Brother Xian is worthy of being a doctor, he is so thoughtful, whether you are soaking wine or stewing and eating, Qiancheng remembers my share for my brother." Brother Beast said with a flattering face.
"Don't worry, who is with each of us." Duan Shaojun took care of the tunnel.
Brother Beast's gaze swept wickedly over the tiger's ******, and then fell on the tigress. "Brother Xian, the tigress ......"
Duan Shaojun's eyes were bigger than Brother Beast's bull's eyes, damn me! This guy is too heavy on the taste, right, even Hu Huanxi wants to taste the taste?
Duan Shaojun shook his head extremely resolutely, and then turned around and left, for fear that this thing would really ask some strange questions, which would be tantamount to lowering his high IQ and high EQ to the same level as him.
When entering the city, the gongs and drums at the west gate of Lanting County, which had received the news, were noisy, and many people rushed to see the excitement, pointing at the two colorful tigers placed on the ox carts, and applauding and cheering for these tiger heroes.
Duan Shaojun was also quite excited, waving his arms from time to time, waving to those who cast eager and grateful eyes. However, most of the people looked past Duan Shaojun, who was waving behind the butt of the ox cart. It fell on Simon Chuchu and his brother, who were riding on their mounts.
One of the brothers and sisters is tall and mighty, the other is delicate and cute, and it seems that the Ximen brothers and sisters have a high popularity in this Lanting City, and many people are chanting. And the beast brother who took off his coat proudly bare his chest and back, and beckoned around, as if he was the protagonist, seeing that Duan Shaojun was secretly jealous, he couldn't wait to jump on the ox cart and point at the tiger and shout that I am the hero of the tiger fight.
However, this kind of approach is really not something that can be done by a polite and polite cultural youth like Duan Shaojun, and low-key also has the advantage of being low-key, what if you are too proud, and the coat on your body is blown away by the wind to reveal your white and tender buttocks? When the time comes, let alone fight tiger heroes, I'm afraid that the dogs in Lanting City will laugh off their big teeth.
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The great monk of the dream looked at Duan Shaojun in front of him with a shocked expression, this guy also deliberately smiled very shyly, and cut the wrinkled clothes of the haircut, just like the three good students waiting for the teacher's praise, fell in the eyes of the great monk of the dream, but how to look at it. "You kid won't do any tricks again, will you?"
"What do you mean, big monk? Do you think that a hot-blooded young man like me, who is determined to save the people from fire and water, will not be able to eliminate harm for the people? Duan Shaojun was furious, and immediately turned his face and said angrily.
"The old man didn't say that you can't eliminate harm for the people, but this tiger ...... Tsk, this wound is too ......" After the dream monk circled the tiger for half a circle, he stared at the tiger's buttocks with a strange expression, and then glanced at Duan Shaojun, his expression and gaze were strange.
The spear had been pulled out, after all, the tiger had already snorted, and it was not a matter of continuing to stick the spear in its asshole. However, compared to the tiger that was chopped, poked and shot by the beast brothers, leaving him with bruises all over his body, the skin that Duan Shaojun killed was simply perfect.
"I used a strategy to avoid the real and make up for it, and then hit it with a return rifle...... Well, in fact, I just took advantage of it and stabbed it directly, what's wrong with that? As long as this scourge is ended, what is not a stab, can I still let this tiger lie on the ground and pose for me to poke it? Seeing the people next to him who were smiling and snickering, Duan Shaojun's old face turned red and said indignantly.
"No matter what, you can go to great lengths to save people, and you have the courage to face the tiger, and this alone is enough to make the old man admire." Dream Confusion stroked his long beard, and finally felt that this kid was a little pleasing to the eye.
"If it weren't for Duan Gongzi, not only would my two brothers have a great revenge, but even Miss Simon would be afraid of it. Xu thanked the master......" Captain Xu strode forward and saluted again.
"It doesn't have to be like this, Lao Gu has been in Lanting for a long time, and he has already regarded himself as a part of Lanting, and he should contribute." The abbot waved his hand, and when he saw the return of the disciples, he nodded with satisfaction.
County Lieutenant Xu said goodbye very interestingly, and as for the two tigers, they were naturally asked by Duan Shaojun to stay. In addition, he also told everyone present that after he returned, he would report this victory to the county commander, and when the time came, the county government would take out some silver taels to compensate the wounded and the dead, and of course, he would also give the heroes who fought the tiger their due rewards.
There were no outsiders, Duan Shaojun was about to let people carry the tiger into the backyard, and Meng Yu couldn't help frowning. "I said Shaojun, Lao Wei also knows that many places on the tiger's body are precious medicinal materials, but after all, this is a place where people from outside the world stay, if you want to do it here, it seems inappropriate to be bloody all over the ground, right?"
"Master, you are in this phase, the Buddha once raised eagles with his body to save people, isn't that more bloody? And the Buddha, the old man, didn't even frown, and smiled. Duan Shaojun turned his head and said with a smile.
“…… It is the Buddha who is holding flowers, but it is at the Lingshan Meeting, the Buddha is showing the flowers, and everyone is silent, and only the Venerable Ka Ye is smiling. "The abbot of the dream confuses for a long time to hold back such a sentence, although Duan Shaojun has a bad memory, but Duan Shaojun's crooked reasoning is not unreasonable.
Duan Shaojun crooked his mouth, and as soon as he took a step, he couldn't help but change his face and gasp. Ri, I was just busy posing and being handsome, and I actually forgot the wound on my buttocks.
"What are you ......?" asked the Dream Master with a puzzled expression.