Chapter 128: Measure the bust, upper bust, and lower bust
"You kid won't lie to me, will you?" After thinking about it for a long time, Ximen Dongliang's brain position was stuffed with muscles, and there were only a few cubic centimeters of brain capacity left, so he really couldn't imagine that kind of sexy and seductive scene, so he could only directly ask Hu Xiaoniang to confirm the truth.
"I'm going to lie to you, I'm crawling on all fours." Hu Xiaoniang said indignantly. Hearing this, Ximen Dongliang didn't say a word and tore open his shirt to reveal his chest hair, which made Duan Shaojun and Hu Xiaoniang stunned and retreated again and again. "What do you want to do, brother?"
"What can you do, of course, you have to pay for it." Ximen Dongliang glared at these two guys who didn't have any courage angrily, put his hand into his arms and touched it for a long time, and also took out a silver ingot and put it on the table.
"I said brother, do you want to come to two sets of experiences?" Duan Shaojun asked curiously.
Hu Xiaoniang, who had just sat back next to her, fell directly on the couch with her stomach in her arms, laughing wildly as if she had smoked sheep's fever.
Seeing the resentful expression of Ximen Dongliang, who was like a thousand-year-old female ghost floating on Daming Lake, Duan Shaojun touched his nose in embarrassment. "Slip of the tongue, it's really a slip of the tongue, brother Tai also wants to get you a few sets?"
"Nonsense, I'm a gentleman, how can I wear a girl's stuff." The pillars of the West Gate face are authentic with black lines.
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"Okay, I'll take the money, but you'll have to tell me what the circumference of the woman you're going to give is. It's convenient for me to design and find someone to make it. Duan Shaojun played with the two ingots of silver and asked the two buddies.
Seeing the confused looks of these two guys, Duan Shaojun knew that these two guys had never done anything serious except for hugging the girl and kissing and gnawing, and he was afraid that he wouldn't even be able to visually inspect the measurements.
"Three measurements? What the hell, Yan Niang is so familiar with Brother Wei, and she never said what measurements she has. Hu Xiaoniang touched her hairless chin and said with a confused expression.
“…… Three measurements, refers to hips, waist, and chest circumference. Duan Shaojun had no choice but to stretch out his finger and point to the pillars of Ximen as a template.
"Does this thing have to be measured?" Ximen Dongliang and Hu Xiaoniang couldn't help but look at each other, and couldn't figure it out, wasn't it just a few small pieces of cloth?
"You're not kidding, are you? Just a few small pieces of cloth and a few straps, what measurements do you have to measure? ”
Duan Shaojun rubbed his eyebrows speechlessly. "This is a must, if I make underwear according to Qi Niang's figure, do you think your Yan Niang can wear it?"
Ximen Dongliang and Hu Xiaoniang shivered in unison, and the two guys seemed to imagine such a scene and shook their heads frequently with green faces.
"If I make underwear according to Brother Hu's measurements, do you think Yan Niang can wear it?"
"No way, no matter how I am, I'm a gentleman, and my figure is definitely different from Yan Niang." Hu Xiaoniang immediately puffed up her breasts, which were full of ribs, and denied it loudly.
"Isn't that what it takes...... So, you want me to design that thing for you, go to your Britney quickly, measure their measurements, and have to have a lower bust, don't you understand? Let's take Brother Simon as an analogy......"
"Hey! Why am I? A brother is not a woman. Ximen Dongliang was furious when he saw the gaze of these two guys, and the tiger body shook wildly.
"Nonsense, if a woman looks like you, it's better to hang herself on a crooked-neck tree, so as not to stand up and be scary." Hu Xiaoniang's mouth is vicious enough, and one sentence immediately provoked Ximen Dongliang, and the big hand was raised, and Hu Xiaoniang's whole person was mentioned in the air, and Ximen Dongliang gritted his teeth and said. "Say it again."
"Brother, don't you just say that, little brother, let me down, I'm almost out of breath." Hu Xiaoniang, who was so strangled that she almost rolled her eyes, hurriedly laughed.
Duan Shaojun couldn't help but feel a big head. "Do you do it or don't you do it? If you don't make money, I'll pay you back. ”
"Do! It's a must. Hu Xiaoniang sat up straight, as if facing the three good students of the class teacher. Ximen Dongliang also squeezed out a lewd smile to please the authentic. "Brother Xian, don't worry, our brothers are used to playing around, it's okay."
"Then you don't let people make an analogy." Duan Shaojun said angrily.
Ximen Dongliang's face instantly squeezed out the bitter gourd that had been pickled for three months, and he gritted his teeth after twisting it for a long time. "Let's go, I'm working hard for my brother today, but I'm not embarrassed here, let's find a new land, right?"
It is rare that Duan Shaojun found that the pillars of the West Gate, whose face is as thick as the corner of the city wall and the bricks added, will actually have a shy time. It's like a flower popping up on a piece of ****, although it's just a swaying dog tail flower, but it's blooming anyway.
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"Brother Shaojun, what are you just doing? One or two ghosts worshipped. Chu Chu watched his brother and Hu Xiaoniang come out of the pharmacy with a lewd smile on their faces, grabbed Duan Shaojun, who was walking over slowly, and asked in a low voice.
"It's nothing, your brother wants to learn how to be a tailor." Duan Shaojun stretched out his fingers and scratched his itchy chin, leaning on the medicine cabinet.
"Tailor? Just ...... them" Chu Chu pursed his lips, with an expression that he would rather believe that the dog had changed the **** than believe that these two guys could do anything serious.
"Why, you look down on your brother like this?" Duan Shaojun secretly schadenfreude in his heart, but on the surface, he was very righteous and righteous.
"I don't look down on him. But with his temperament, he can't do any bad things like stealing chickens and dogs, and he can't do anything serious about following the rules. According to my father's words, when he is a bandit, he thinks he is too noisy. Chu Chu cocked his orchid finger and poked Duan Shaojun covertly, and then said proudly.
"Brother Shaojun, you tell me quietly, why are they going to the bottom?" Chu Chu leaned on Duan Shaojun's side, and turned his delicate and sweet pretty face, under a pair of eyebrows, there were watery autumn eyes like a clear stream, and slightly curved and lightly raised red lips, which were so seductive.
"This, it's not that I can't tell you......" Looking at the pretty face close at hand, smelling the faint body fragrance, the pink and white pretty face with a red face makes people have the urge to take a bite and taste it.
Duan Shaojun resisted the urge to taste this soft girl who was delicate and delicate, and looked serious. "But, I'm afraid, you'll treat your brother like a hooligan."
"What?!" Chu Chu's autumn eyes widened, and his eyes flashed with excitement and gossip. "Say, tell me, I'm going to see what bad things my brother has done."
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"Uh, I said sister, even if your brother does something bad, you don't need to be so excited, right?" Duan Shaojun looked at Chu Chu, who was so excited that his eyes lit up, and couldn't help but be a little speechless.
"Hmph, I know, I can tell my mother and let my mother clean him up." Chu Chu hooked his chin lightly with his index finger, and said with a wicked smile.
When the Chu Chu girl found out what her brother was doing, she blushed and turned into a red cloth hanging on the prayer tree. A pair of shy and resentful eyes glared at Duan Shaojun viciously. "You must have such bad intentions......"
"Look at what you said, how could a righteous gentleman like me, who has a good character and sits up straight, do such a bad thing, unless he ......" Duan Shaojun touched his hem with a thoughtful expression.
"Unless what?" Sure enough, Chu Chu, who was aroused by Duan Shaojun's curiosity, even forgot about his shyness and came over again.
"Unless the woman who asked me to design underwear is ......" Duan Shaojun turned his head and looked at Chu Chu in front of him with an affectionate look in his eyes.
Red, red, red like a rose, bright eyes like pearls, red lips and red lips hung his head in shame, his chin was almost on the bulging ****, and then asked in a voice not much bigger than a mosquito singing a love song: "Who is it?" ”
"If it were you, I'd be glad to do it." Duan Shaojun looked at the Chu Chu girl who was standing in front of him ******** with reverence, and when he thought of the Chu Chu girl shyly and timidly letting herself take a soft ruler to measure her bust, her lower bust, her upper bust, or something, Duan Shaojun's saliva was already uncontrollable