Duan Shaojun's eyes darkened when he heard this, and he knelt down directly. It is said that more than ten years ago, at that time, Ximen Dongliang was still an ignorant little pot friend who had just escaped from the lactation period and entered the bedwetting period, and one day, he was taken by his father Ximen Zhongxiong to visit General Wei Chi.

Ximen Zhongxiong and General Ximen had a good chat, and Ximen Dongliang, who had nothing to do and hung a fart curtain, decided to go to the garden to stroll around. As a result, because of the urgency to urinate, there was a bubble of huge urine under a peach blossom tree that was in full bloom.

As a result, a small pot friend who jumped over to admire the beautiful peach blossoms saw it. And this little pot friend is Ximen Dongliang's future fiancée Wei Chiji. Yu Chiji had just turned five years old that year, more than half a year older than Ximen Dongliang. Yu Chizhi, who has always loved flowers and loves flowers, and appreciates flowers and protects flowers, was furious when he saw that Ximen Dongliang, a bastard, dared to do such a dirty thing under his favorite peach blossom tree.

Thus, a war full of gunsmoke and joy began to take place in these two future happy enemies. When the battle between the two ignorant little pot friends alarmed the adults, Ximen Dongliang was crying sadly, but Yu Chizhi was proud, and proudly took his loot to complain to the adults.

It's just that she's not in the right position. Well, this chivalrous and courageous, martial arts is not inferior to the father and daughter, and the man is holding the ****** of the pillars of Ximen.

The adults all collapsed directly, and in the end, after Yu Chizhi gave up, it is said that the ****** of Ximen Dongliang has been somewhat deformed, and it is obvious that it has been pinched out of the five finger dents.

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After Chu Chu told the story of this green little pot friend while laughing, Duan Shaojun had already been lying on the ground and laughing for a long time.

"Hey, bad guy. You don't need to be so exaggerated to laugh, do you? Chu Chu was a little embarrassed to expose his brother's greatest privacy. But the important thing is that Duan Shaojun actually laughed and lay on the floor for a long time and couldn't get up. It really made her speechless, and she stretched out her lotus foot and poked Duan Shaojun's waist and eyes in dissatisfaction.

"......" Duan Shaojun lay on the ground and didn't dare to move, he couldn't withstand Chu Chu's urging, so he had to tell the truth. I laughed and couldn't get up now. ”

When Sister Chu Chu heard this, she smiled softly, and it took a long time to stop laughing, and she reached out to help Duan Shaojun. "Bad guys. Who made you laugh so much. ”

"Alas, no way, who made your brother ...... like this It's so helpless. Duan Shaojun sat on the couch, rubbing his heart and shaking his head again and again. But if your brother can marry this woman, it will be suitable. ”

"What does this mean, woman?" Chu Chu was confused, a woman is a woman, a man is a man, why did Brother Shaojun force these two words together, it's really strange.

Duan Shaojun smiled. "The meaning of a female man is that this woman is not inferior to a man. Yours, the future sister-in-law, can clean up your brother, a strong man who is known as the invincible hand of Lanting, like that. Don't you deserve to be called that? ”

"That's right. If my sister-in-law can control my brother, then my father and mother will finally be able to put some snacks, otherwise, they will have to live for one or two decades less. ”

Duan Shaojun nodded thoughtfully, Ximen Dongliang is definitely a scourge, no one is staring at it, I am afraid that the house will be untiled in the morning. It seems that Brother Simon in the distance looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle with a sad face, presumably because he had already seen that his future life would become difficult.

"Have you heard? Xuping County, in the upper reaches of the meandering river, was flooded, and several county towns were flooded. "Chu Chu thought of one thing." Today, Uncle Monk is still there to prepare more medicinal herbs, and is ready to send disciples to help. ”

"Upstream of the meandering river, do you mean the meandering river that flows through our Lanting City?" Duan Shaojun was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked.

"Of course, just such a winding river, fortunately, there are nearly three hundred miles from Xuping County to our Lanting, and the upper reaches of the meandering river will continue to meander down through Xuping County and flow into Lanting."

"That's okay, but the water potential of the meandering river seems to have risen a lot more than some time ago." Duan Shaojun couldn't help frowning slightly.

"Well, but it hasn't rained for the past two days, and Uncle Monk said that if it doesn't rain heavily in another two or three days, our Lanting County won't have any worries about flooding." Chu Chu nodded, pulled out the hairpin on his head, pulled out the swaying wick and said.

"Brother Shaojun, when my father comes back, don't forget what you promised me." Chu Chu, who inserted the hairpin back into his hairline, gently raised his elbow against the frowning Duan Shaojun.

"You mean about your father's injured leg, right?" Duan Shaojun came back to his senses and nodded. "Don't worry, as long as your father is willing to heal, I will do my best to try to cure your father's injured leg."

"Thank you, Brother Shaojun, you are so good." The soft girl's soft and glutinous voice, as well as the adoring gaze, made Duan Shaojun quite proud.

Coughing dryly twice, Duan Shaojun was serious. "It's nothing, it's the doctor's duty to cure the sick and save people, not to mention that the person is your father, how can I not do my best."

Chu Chuqiao blushed and glared at this flowery rascal, but the happiness between the eyebrows in her eyes couldn't be hidden. "Even if it's not my father, don't you dare to be unkind?"

"As long as it's Sister Chu Chu, the person you asked me to save, even if it's a brother, I can be saved." Duan Shaojun sniffed, leaned closer, and whispered in Chu Chu's ear.

"Bad guy, hmph, when my father and mother come back, see if you dare to do this." Chu Chu, who blushed with a pretty face, hurriedly picked up the chopsticks on the desk and forced Duan Shaojun away from him by one foot, and then he was proud.

"That's not good." Duan Shaojun touched his face, which was comparable to the thickness of the earth's crust, and was quite narcissistic. "For your sake, even if your father chops off my hands and feet, I have to gnaw the ground with my teeth, and I have to gnaw at you."

"Whoa! To put it mildly, my dad would not have done that. Chu Chu was so hateful that he pushed this cheeky cheeky again.

"Your father is elegant? Why do you smoke your brother so often? Duan Shaojun questioned Chu Chu's unjustified protection.

"What then? My mother doesn't care about us, she just spoils us. Chu Chu said helplessly. It's just my dad in charge of my brother. ”

“…… Children are spoiled, and this is true. Duan Shaojun smashed his mouth, and he had the style of the head teacher back then. What about you? Your dad didn't ...... Stop, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, and the girl can't mess around. ”

"Hmph, you bad person, a cute and obedient woman like me, do you think my father will clean me up?" Chu Chu's sister let go of the finger that was pinching Duan Shaojun's elbow, and poked Duan Shaojun angrily.

"I just asked, but I didn't say that you weren't cute, cute, beautiful, or obedient." Duan Shaojun hurriedly slapped his farts wildly, saving this cute little beauty from going crazy again, it is still himself who suffers, he can't pinch a claw from a girl, and he has to pinch a claw to go back, right?

The girl pinched herself, that is called beating, scolding and love, how to count it when she pinched it back, that is called revenge, or playing hooligan. Thinking of this, Duan Shaojun couldn't help but sigh a little, it seemed that being a man was still a bit of a loss.

"Brother Shaojun, go over and persuade my brother, it's very uncomfortable to look at him like this." Chu Chu's sister took her hand again, gently tugged at the corner of Duan Shaojun's clothes, who was sighing, and whispered.

"There's something wrong with this wood, but girl, shouldn't you show it?" Duan Shaojun glanced back reverently, and saw that the girl who was looking for incense was cleaning up the dishes, but she didn't notice the movement here, and she couldn't help but feel lustful again.

"What do you want to do...... Don't come, or I'll beat you up." Seeing Duan Shaojun's squinting appearance, Chu Chuqiao's face became more and more ruddy, and she stretched out her slender hand against Duan Shaojun's chest and said angrily.

"Little sister's words are wrong, a righteous gentleman like me, can he still do anything bad in broad daylight?" Duan Shaojun smiled lewdly and grabbed Chu Chu's small hand pressed on his chest, trying to put on a heroic look.

"Now that the sun has set, where is it in broad daylight, don't come, bad guys...... I'm really screaming. ”

"Okay, now I'm going to help you persuade your brother, but shouldn't the girl give me a little reward, mentally or physically." Duan Shaojun felt that the red-faced, irrepressibly shy Chu Chu girl was so cute, so cute that people couldn't wait to hold it in their arms and keep it warm.

"Miss, this scoundrel wants to bully you again, isn't it?" At this moment, a voice that seemed so righteous and awe-inspiring sounded not far behind him.

Duan Shaojun's face was black, and Chu Chu's sister was flushed.

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Duan Shaojun carried his hands behind his back and walked leisurely to the side of Ximen Dongliang, at this moment, Ximen Dongliang sat cross-legged on the big stone by the pond, looking up at the bright stars in the sky at forty-five degrees.

"Brother, what are you looking at?" Duan Shaojun waited for a long time, and when he saw the appearance of Ximen Dongliang with a clay carved wooden tire, he simply sat on the side of the boulder and couldn't help asking.

"Alas, creation makes people...... "Ximen Dongliang sighed for a long time, his face gloomy.

Hearing this, Duan Shaojun tightened his chrysanthemum and stood up suddenly. "What do you say? Soapy ......"

"I said Brother Xian, can you be quiet, I am very worried about my brother, and I need to be quiet." Ximen Dongliang was complacent that he was able to use the right idiom appropriately, but Duan Shaojun was startled, and immediately interrupted all the next train of thought of Ximen Dongliang, and just about to blurt out a five-character quatrain, he suddenly turned into smoke, and couldn't help but feel depressed.

"I said brother, troubles are troubles, don't think about it." Duan Shaojun, who realized that he was nervous, touched his nose in embarrassment and sat back next to the big stone, with the face of a psychologist who preached and solved doubts.

"Alas...... I can't think of anything, when it's a big deal, when I close my eyes in the cave room, lie down on the bed and it's over. "Ximen Dongliang is worthy of being a Fauvist person, a hob meat elite, and a warrior of the Yellow Eel Clan, and one sentence made Duan Shaojun speechless. (To be continued......)