Chapter 900: The Stinky and Shameless Old Cow's Nose Is Here Again
(Girls' Literature) Chapter 900
"That, I said junior brother, what do you want to say, bother you to explain it directly, I don't understand what you're talking about." The third senior brother Jianshou looked at Duan Shaojun with a confused expression and said helplessly.
"What do you think the people of Yunzhou City will think of them just entering the city like this?" Duan Shaojun carried forward his excellent character and patiently asked guided questions.
“…… How can you look at it, isn't it just that a large number of monks have come to Yunzhou? The third senior brother's face became darker and darker, and he squinted the corner of his eyes to look at the little senior brother, what do you want to do with this thing?
And the little junior brother Jian'an was completely confused, and he didn't understand what this little junior brother who had always been elusive and unscrupulous wanted to do.
"If you say that these two hundred monks and soldiers, all dressed in brand-new and bright monk robes, wearing gorgeous robes, reciting scriptures, appeared at the scene of supporting Her Royal Highness the Princess as Her Majesty the Empress, do you think this way of appearing is more shocking?" Duan Shaojun raised his eyebrows proudly, and whispered to the third senior brother Jianshou.
Hearing this, the third senior brother Jianshou was a little stunned at first, and then turned back to look at the two hundred monks and soldiers, if it is really such a big scene,!
The third senior brother Jian Shou couldn't help but take a deep breath, and stretched out his thumb to Duan Shaojun, the little senior brother, convincingly. "Little junior brother, if you can really succeed in this move, it will naturally be absolutely more shocking, but there is a big question Have you ever thought about it, these monks are all monks, in addition to the monk's clothes they are wearing, there is also a set of clothes to change clothes in the package they carry, and they don't carry robes at all."
"So, your idea is good, but unfortunately, there is no possibility of realization." Then, the third senior brother Jianshou said regretfully, in fact, he was quite excited, but the problem was that the heart was moving. A vote of monks and soldiers, even if they live in the monk's temple, their responsibility is mainly to maintain the safety of the monks' property in the temple, not to mention that this time they went to Yunzhou to ensure the safety of Her Royal Highness Princess Zhaoyang.
Instead of coming to worship the Buddha and chanting sutras, the luggage of these monks and soldiers is very simple, in order to hurry, try to reduce the weight, not to mention the robe, even the brand new monk clothes are not very few people have. But having said that, the little junior brother's proposal really made the third senior brother Jian Shou very excited, I believe that these monks and soldiers would be very excited if they knew the news, but unfortunately, there is no line, all this is like painting a cake, just looking at dry eyes.
Duan Shaojun couldn't see the regret on his senior brother's face. "Third senior brother, leave it to the junior brother, I may not be able to handle other things, but the clothes such as the robe and the new monk's robe will be handed over to the junior brother and I will buy it, but if they appear in front of the people of Yunzhou now, it will not have the shocking effect in three days."
"Little junior brother, you shouldn't be joking, there are two hundred monks and soldiers here, even if it is one robe per person, these two hundred, ten tailors are afraid it will take two or three months to finish." The third senior brother turned his head to look at Duan Shaojun's serious expression, and couldn't help but wonder if this thing was fooling around to make himself happy.
"Third senior brother, you can rest assured, in Yunzhou City, it is difficult to find anything else, this tailor and shoemaker guarantee that it is enough, not to mention three months, at most two days, the line of these two hundred monks and soldiers, from the inside to the outside, I can also change the new junior brother." Duan Shaojun pursed his lips and said very confidently.
I don't want to think about it, what kind of business did my dear Sister Xiangjun start, what she did was the garment business, not to mention that the business of the old Xu family here in Yunzhou has regarded this place as an important distribution point for ready-to-wear goods, and a large number of workers such as excellent tailors and shoemakers have been collected from ten miles and eight towns.
If there were three or five times more monks in this group, maybe Duan Shaojun would admit that he couldn't get it, but there were only two hundred monks here, and the number of them was not as many as the technicians in the factory of the Xu Business Group.
The little senior brother Jian'an also knew a little bit about it, so after coming to the third senior brother's ear and muttering for a while, the third senior brother's expression suddenly changed, and his eyes stared at Duan Shaojun with burning eyes. "Little junior brother, do you really want to do this? Wouldn't it be too much trouble. ”
"Senior brother, I have never been afraid of trouble, as long as things are done perfectly, no matter how troublesome it is, however, in order to maintain enough shocking effect, I think it is better for you and these two hundred senior brothers not to enter the city for the time being, that Xu Zheng, you, hurry up and return to the city, report to your grandmother, and ask her to send fifty tailors to measure the body size of these senior brothers, make robes and new shoes, by the way, each monk robe is also a new set, and it must be completed before the day after tomorrow......"
Duan Shaojun is definitely a person who does what he says, and as soon as he finished talking to the third senior brother Jianshou here, he turned his face and ordered Xu Zheng to reads();. Xu Zheng naturally didn't dare to delay in the slightest, and immediately took the order to beat the horse and left. At this moment, the third senior brother Jian'an didn't need to question anymore, smashed his mouth, lowered his voice and asked Duan Shaojun. "Then since you already have a good plan in your heart, senior brother, I will naturally listen to your command, but these junior brothers, are they going to let them return to Qizhou first?"
"Go back, how is it possible, that Qi Da, you also hurry back, no, you go to the camp of Zuo Yu Linwei, go to find Chen Lushi to join the army, and ask him to transfer fifty camp tents to these senior brothers of mine, third senior brother, although there is no need to return to Qizhou, but this Yunzhou City is afraid that you senior brothers will not be able to enter it......"
"It's okay to listen to your arrangement, junior brother, senior brother and I are also the most afraid of brainstorming, it seems that Shizun is really right, junior brother, you are really not a genius, no matter what kind of thing, you will have a way to solve it." By this time, the third senior brother Jianshou was completely convinced.
"Senior brother, what do you say, junior brother, I am just this mouth, I am very good at kung fu, and I can't do anything else, when the time comes, I will have to work a lot to ...... you and junior brother Third Senior Brother" Duan Shaojun hurriedly said modestly.
Then he found a relatively secluded valley twenty miles southeast of Yunzhou City, and it didn't take long for fifty tents to arrive in the valley, and the tailors soon rushed over and began to tailor the monks and soldiers to make a new outfit that appeared on the stage during the third persuasion.
As for the third senior brother Jianshou, Duan Shaojun wanted to invite the third senior brother to enter the city with him, but the third senior brother Jianshou felt that it was more suitable to stay with the monks and soldiers, and the junior brother Jian'an also stayed to accompany the third senior brother, the senior brother had been separated for a long time, and I believe there must be a lot to say.
And Duan Shaojun slowly found the captain Hu and others who led the army to escort the monks all the way, first thanked them with kind words, and then took out a silver ticket of 1,000 taels, which was regarded as a personal thank you for the escort fee of this team.
Where did Captain Hu dare to accept the money from this Duan Beijia, thinking about the fact that after the master of guarding came to Qizhou before, his top boss, the originally arrogant and domineering Qizhou Thorn Shi Xue, directly ran over and knelt and licked, which is already very telling.
Duan Shaojun took the silver ticket, looked at Captain Hu and his five hundred sergeants who were leaving in a hurry, and couldn't help but turn his head and asked Qi Da and the others curiously. "Is this son so terrible?"
"Childe, you are so approachable, of course it's not terrible, but their history of thorns has offended you......" Qi Da grinned, and said with a flattering smile. What this means is that when you are not offended, your old man is indeed very approachable, but if someone offends you, your eldest son Duan will not only have to take it back, but also pay it back with interest, who is not afraid of the fuck?
Anyway, Qi Da didn't dare to offend this Duan Dagongzi who seemed to be smiling and amiable, but in fact, his heart and eyes were not much bigger than the eye of a needle.
"Cut, it's better not to collect, and my son can save a sum of silver." Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes boredly, casually took the silver ticket back into his sleeve, turned over and jumped on the horse's back, and then turned the horse's head and headed straight towards Yunzhou.
Only then did he enter the city, and he saw a soldier of his own family who was rushing out of the horse in a panic, and after seeing himself, he quickly restrained the horse's head. "Childe, there are guests in the house."
"Who's the guest?" Seeing that this pro-soldier looked very nervous, Duan Shaojun asked curiously, even if his mother-in-law was squatting in his house, the pro-soldier shouldn't be so anxious.
"It's the Xuanzhen Dao Leader who came, and in addition, there are several Dao Masters who came with the Xuanzhen Dao Chief." The soldier swallowed his saliva and whispered.
"That old guy came to my house to eat again?!" Duan Shaojun heard this, and Ni Ma suddenly lay down a big groove in his heart, and the stinky and shameless bull's nose came again.