The abbot of the dream looked at the person who jumped in from the window with a stunned face, and blinked his eyes for a long time before he was convinced that this was Li Xuanzhen, who looked like a fairy wind before. The cloak was scattered, the clothes were scattered, and the eyes were red like rabbits with severe pink eye, and his face was extremely ruined.

It's like being beaten up by dozens of ruffians, and it's like being wheeled with rice by a group of old whores who don't distinguish between men and women.

"I said Li Xuanzhen, you can't meet an enemy, right?" The great monk of the dream only reacted, and asked Li Xuanzhen, who was leaning back on the couch and picking up the tea and shampooing his red eyes.

"It's planted, his grandmother's, Daoye, I've lived for so long, it's the first time I've been so embarrassed, and I didn't have to be embarrassed today to let the fairy chase and kill the piano fairy back then. Alas......" Li Xuanzhen put down the teacup that had finished pouring tea with a sad face, and said with a long sigh.

"This, could it be that you have met a master of the rivers and lakes?" The great monk couldn't help frowning. "No, according to your means, there are not many people in the world who can kill you, why did you become like this? ……”

When Li Xuanzhen said the matter with a sad face, the eyes of the great monk who dreamed of confusion were like goldfish with hemorrhoids, and only after a while did he cry and laugh and pointed at Li Xuanzhen, who was still depressed. "You actually let that kid clean up?"

"What nonsense? It's just that I accidentally fell into his way, grandma's, looking at such a handsome scholar, he actually used a good trick to be a ruffian hooligan. Li Xuanzhen took the wine cup handed by the abbot of Mengfu and poured a big mouthful.

"Why don't you beat him up and let out a sigh?" The abbot of the dream drank like a sip of tea, and asked with a smile after taking a sip.

"This kid threatened me with an oil can, and asked me to swear that I would not be embarrassed for him again, my eyes hurt badly at that time, alas, I had to be wronged." Li Xuanzhen reached out again and rubbed his reddened eyes, gritted his teeth and said viciously.

"Poor, I didn't expect that the dignified Uncle Taishang of Zhenwu Mountain would also end up today, haha......" The abbot finally couldn't break his face and laughed heartily.

"Old bald donkey, do you dare to laugh again, believe it or not, I will turn my face?" Li Xuanzhen's old face turned black, and he said angrily.

After picking up the wine jug and pouring it a few more times, Li Xuanzhen smiled repeatedly: "But this kid has a good appetite for me, he is clever enough, he has sharp teeth, he is shameless, and he has the demeanor of the Taoist master back then." ”

"You might as well say that this cheap-mouthed boy is all the way with you." The abbot couldn't help but roll his eyes and hum.

Li Xuanzhen smiled, not ashamed, but proudly said: "It seems that you, the great monk, also think that Dao Ye and I are very similar to him, so let's take the test of this kid again, if he can really get into the eye, he will be accepted as a disciple, and the poor Dao can be regarded as a mantle heir." ”

"Hugh is talking nonsense, the old man is ready to accept him as a disciple, once he has entered the Buddha Gate, how can he enter the Taoist Gate again?" The abbot of the dream rolled his eyelids and resolutely objected.

"I said monk, when you see the appearance of Dao Ye and me, you should also know what kind of virtue that kid is, if you take him as an apprentice, just his temperament, tsk, don't make you angry." Li Xuanzhen filled himself with a glass of wine and slowly sipped it slowly, while smiling.

"Then you mean that the kid has a romantic temperament and just bears your mantle?" The abbot of the dream pointed to the old cow's nose with a smile.

"Merry but not obscene, it is the voice of my generation, besides, our Taoist priests are no more than you monks, rules and thieves......"

"You old cow nose rarely farts to the old man, don't you have rules to be a Taoist? You are not ashamed of this old thing, and you have never kept any rules and precepts, when the old man first saw you, he actually had a jealous brawl with a little hooligan in the brothel of the Qinglou. You're embarrassed......"

"Master Dao, I don't use means to bully ordinary people, otherwise, Master Dao, I can lift that guy to the roof with two fingers." Li Xuanzhen said angrily.

"But the problem is that that day, it was clear that you, the Supreme Master and Ancestor of Zhenwu Mountain, were chased like a wild dog by a small ruffian, tsk...... I really don't know if you want to report your name, whether the statue of the True Martial God on Zhenwu Mountain will be so angry that it will split into two petals. "The dream bewitches the great monk with a poisonous tongue.

"Fart, if it weren't for that kid's trickery and tearing off my pants, I ...... Hey, that stinky boy seems to be back. ”

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Duan Shaojun had already obtained the underwear he had ordered before from the ready-to-wear shop, carried a small cloth bag, and walked towards the medical hall where he dreamed of the abbot.

Thinking of that unlucky silver-eyed Taoist, Duan Shaojun couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. Lime, that is the self-defense secret weapon that Duan Shaojun has prepared a long time ago, since he beat Liu Laojiu that day.

Duan Shaojun had already made a few packets of hydrated lime in his arms, as well as a short dagger, just to prevent such a situation from happening today. Although Duan Shaojun is confident that he can clean up a few little hooligans with his own skills, if the other party is armed with a sharp blade or a weapon, he can't be unarmed to be a unknown martyr, right?

Li Xuanzhen's old bull's nose is afraid that he really has some kung fu, but after he promised not to deal with himself, after washing his eyes with oil, he jumped on the roof with a very bad jump, and disappeared after a few vertical jumps.

It's a pity that I didn't fall into any ravine when I crossed, and I didn't meet a hidden master who didn't meet a talent. I met a bald donkey who hated and hated himself.

Fortunately, the old bald donkey doesn't like male style, otherwise, Duan Shaojun really doesn't know if he still has the face to live in this world, and he thinks of this Shaojun with goosebumps all over his body.

When he returned to the pharmacy, Duan Shaojun saw the old monk with a dream in front of him, who had been sprinkled with lime on his face and saved by himself with a vegetable oil or two, and his eyes lit up when he saw him.

"Duan Gongzi, you're back, so you have to wait so hard for Poor Dao." Li Xuanzhen's triangular eyes narrowed, and his silver eyebrows trembled.

"I don't know what I want to do after waiting for a long time? Is it to thank you for saving your life? Duan Shaojun looked at Li Xuanzhen with a stunned face, and secretly scolded his mother in his heart, this old bull's nose actually knew the great monk of Mengfu, and it seemed that he was really good all the way.

"Saving grace......" Li Xuanzhen gritted the root of his teeth and squeezed out these four words from between his teeth. Boy, you are clearly taking revenge on Dao Ye and me. ”

"The Dao Chief's words are not reasonable, although he is not a martial arts master, but it is still not a problem to deal with a few ruffians and hooligans, I don't want the Dao Chief, but you came out at that time and took the initiative to be touched, and there was nothing to be done in the Xia." Duan Shaojun spread his hands and said helplessly.

"Uncle Monk, who is this guy?" Ximen Chuchu looked at the two of them curiously and asked the great monk who was sitting over.

"This is an old friend of my uncle, alas, it was also the ignorance of the young man back then, and he made a mistake with bandits, so he became a brother with a different surname with this guy." The great monk who dreamed of confusion said with a pearl on his face, and said with a regretful expression......

"He's a bad guy?" Ximen Chuchu narrowed his long eyes cutely, looked at his eyes red with a vigilant face, and asked the silver-eyed old man who was gritting his teeth and staring at Duan Shaojun.