Chapter 836: Entering the Imperial Court (II)
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The so-called 'elixir' is actually aphrodisiac ~ medicine.
It's just that the aphrodisiac ~ medicine used for the emperor obviously can't be the same as ordinary people's, eat it, and the effect of the medicine will erupt directly and enter the rhythm...... Instead, it needs a relatively gentle process to convince the emperor that this is an 'elixir', not an aphrodisiac ~ medicine.
Although Xiaodouzi is serving the emperor for the first time at this time, he is not stupid, "I haven't eaten pork, can I still see a pig running?" ’
After a while, Xiaodouzi understood what Wei Zhongxian meant, hurriedly said yes respectfully, and quickly came to the inner room.
Seeing Xiaodouzi enter, Wei Zhongxian let out a long breath of exhaustion. The emperor's current temper is a little unbearable, even he can't serve him.
After a moment, Wei Zhongxian suddenly shook his head and smiled.
Everyone only sees him 9,000 years old and full of scenery outside, but ~, who can see the bitterness behind him?
This little bean is a talent...... It's just that if it's a mule or a horse, you have to pull it out and slip it around......
When the emperor entered the palace, Wei Zhongxian naturally would not wait here, and after a few words, he left directly.
At this time, Xiaodouzi had already entered the dormitory.
On the huge bright yellow dragon bed, the little emperor of the apocalypse was shirtless, wearing only a bright yellow dragon robe pajama pants, and was playing with a quaint medicine bottle in his hand.
Xiaodouzi didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly reported in a low voice: "Slave Xiaodouzi, knock on the emperor." Your Majesty, people have already sent them over, do you want to let them in? ”
The little emperor of the apocalypse was in a good mood today, and he looked up at Xiaodouzi with a smile: "What?" Replace you, a little monkey, to serve me today? ”
Although the little emperor of the Apocalypse is in a good state today, his face is quite red, but Xiaodouzi can see that the emperor's cheeks seem to be a little thinner than a few days ago, especially the eye sockets, which are deeply sunken, which makes people feel a little gloomy.
Xiaodouzi was also a little melancholy in her heart for a while.
Frankly speaking, the emperor's temper is really good, and he is also very considerate when he treats his subordinates, as long as he is not in an extraordinary state, he is far from being so bad by the emperor's side.
It's just that there are Grandpa Wei and Mrs. Fengsheng......
Xiaodouzi didn't dare to think about it anymore, and said with a smile: "Being able to serve the emperor is a blessing that a slave maid has only cultivated for ten lifetimes." ”
The little emperor of the Apocalypse couldn't help laughing: "You little monkey." The mouth is sweet. I like to hear it, though. ”
After he finished speaking, he looked at Xiaodouzi with a smile and said, "Where is the woman today?" Don't keep looking for some unproducted goods to fool me. ”
How dare Xiaodouzi take this? Busy smiled: "Your Majesty, they are all carefully prepared for you by Madam Fengsheng." ”
The Little Emperor of the Apocalypse snorted, "Let them in." ”
"Yes."
Xiaodouzi hurriedly beckoned the little eunuch on duty and brought people in.
These women have no identity, and it is impossible for them to be like ordinary concubines, they can wear clothes, chat with the emperor, and even, accompany the emperor to have a meal first, cultivate their feelings, and then enter the rhythm.
In the side hall on one side, they were all stripped naked, wrapped in a quilt, and then lifted up by the little eunuch.
If it is replaced by another strong king, Lin Xing will basically have to pick these women.
When the little eunuchs carry people in, put them on the ground, and remove the quilt, the emperor can stay if he likes them, and if he doesn't like them, he will be carried back.
However, tonight, these four women were all ordered by the Hakka family, so naturally it is impossible to be brought back, but to leave them all.
But in it, it's very skillful.
If these four women are saffrons, then they must be accompanied by some green leaves.
What Xiaodou needs to do is to pick out the red flowers from these green leaves, but not to show the flaws...... It's definitely a super difficult 'technical job'.
After a while, a row of more than a dozen women, like wrapped silkworm chrysalis, were carried by the little eunuchs and came to the dormitory.
Little Beans waved his hand.
Suddenly, every two little eunuchs carried a woman, and they peeled off their 'shame quilts', revealing a large white flowery body.
Xiaodouzi hurriedly came to the side of the dragon's bed respectfully, and stretched out his hand to support the little emperor of the Apocalypse, "Your Majesty, ......"
"This, this, and this, well, and that over there, that, that, that's it."
After the little emperor of the apocalypse finished speaking, he turned around and walked into the curtain of the dragon bed.
"Yes."
Xiaodouzi hurriedly said yes respectfully, and strode forward, "You, you, you, and you, you, you few stay." ”
Xiaodouzi personally selected people, and the women who stayed were quickly vacated, and the women who did not stay were all carried away.
This thing~, the emperor came to do it, it seems to be very exciting, the country is in control, but in fact, this kind of environment is all white flowers, and the real selection of people is afraid that it will only take a minute or two, except for a particularly outstanding woman, who else can the emperor remember?
In the end, the real choice is still in the hands of the eunuch on duty.
If it is changed in normal times, just the filial piety of these women is enough for Xiaodouzi to get soft.
It's a pity that this is the first time he has served the emperor to enter the palace, and obviously he doesn't have so much time to prepare, even these women are also panicking.
If you change to the palace in a normal state, these women who are admitted to the palace must be innocent palace daughters, carefully selected.
But at this time, because of the existence of the Ke family and Wei Gonggong, there is a mixture of fish and dragons, true and false.
Of course, the Hakka family and Father-in-law Wei had already made ample preparations in this regard.
Xiaodouzi knew that nine out of ten of the four women in Mrs. Fengsheng were now added with yellow eel blood.
At this time, the women who were not selected were all carried away, Xiaodouzi waved his hand, and the remaining little eunuchs hurriedly sent the remaining six women to the dragon bed in turn, and then left respectfully.
Xiaodouzi hurriedly came to the curtain and asked tentatively: "Your Majesty, do you want a slave to serve?" ”
The little emperor of the apocalypse waved his hand, "Wait a while, you will come and serve me again in the next batch." ”
"Yes, Your Majesty. The slave and maid were waiting. ”
Xiaodouzi didn't dare to say a word, so he carefully helped the little emperor of the apocalypse pull the curtain and retreated to the side to serve.
After a while, the dragon bed began to shake, and there was a man's rapid gasping and a woman's groaning in pain~ moaning.
If you are an ordinary person and do such an extremely private thing, you must find a private space, for fear of being seen.
But the emperor was different.
Especially the princes and grandsons who grew up in the deep palace since childhood, they have adapted to this rhythm since childhood.
Even, in many cases, it is necessary for a henchman eunuch like Xiaodouzi to 'push the cart'.
In this regard, for various reasons, there are few records in the official history, but they are not without traces.
The most obvious example is An Lushan back then.
According to historical records, An Lushan's body is like a ball, and every time he has sex~ something, he must use a little eunuch to push a cart behind his back, and even, when he is fortunate to be a woman, he needs a special 'hammock' to facilitate his movements.
Among them, the one who was the most obscene by the literati of later generations ~ lewd was An Lushan after breaking Chang'an, on the dragon bed of the Son of Heaven, he overthrew Shen Zhuzhu, the queen of Daizong Li Yu......
Of course.
The reason why An Lushan's private things stayed, to a large extent, is actually a deliberate smear, because the name of this guy is by no means good, and he is a Hu person.
But in fact, don't say that An Lushan, a big warlord comparable to a king, is an ordinary wealthy family, in fact, it is all a rhythm.
It's just that this kind of thing of theirs will never be easily revealed.
It's mostly a difference in behavior and mindset.
It may still be difficult to understand this...... Then to put it simply and rudely, it is the house ~ thing of this class, which is very different from ordinary people.
Ordinary people are just one-on-one, and they have killed one to two and one to three, but these people, one to ten, or even one to dozen, are commonplace.
Especially the emperor, it is even more exaggerated.
However, although the number of little emperors of the Apocalypse at this time was quite large, compared with the emperors of the later Manchu Dynasty, it was still a small thing.
Especially the legendary 'Emperor of the Ages', the slave chief Kang Xiaoma, and his grandson 'Shiquan Emperor', who is not very successful and can only brag ~ force, and the slave chief Hongli, both of them are masters of the masters in this way.
For example, the 'Ten Perfect Emperors' of the year even had the experience of being a god of the Night Emperor and a hundred maidens.
Of course, no one knows what the process is, whether it is really powerful or a silver gun wax head.
Although Xiaodouzi is at a curious age, listening to the voice on the dragon bed, it is inevitable that he will be cranky, especially since this guy has never served the emperor.
However, although he was young, he had great self-control, and soon he focused his attention on the night outside the window, and did not think about these things.
After a while, the voice on the bed came suddenly, and the little emperor of the Apocalypse showed his head a little tiredly: "Little beans, change a batch." ”
"Huh? Be. ”
Xiaodouzi reacted instantly, clapped his hands hurriedly, and in a moment, a group of little eunuchs who had been waiting outside for a long time rushed in, wrapped these women in quilts again, and carried them away like carrying goods.
Although the Hakka family and Gonggong Wei had already made arrangements, Xiaodouzi still carefully asked according to the usual practice, "Your Majesty, do you want to keep the dragon seed?" ”
The Little Emperor of the Apocalypse waved his hand, "Stay." Substitution! ”
The so-called Liulong species is this woman, who is not worthy of bearing the emperor's rain and dew.
Because, most of these women have low status, if they can have the emperor's dragon species, it will be a qualitative leap.
Especially in the Ming Dynasty, the identity of the queen is also from the people, and it completely depends on the qualifications of the individual, rather than the background of the family~ scene.
If you change to an emperor with restraint or a large number of heirs, this kind of thing is just a taste, and generally there will be no dragon seeds, because it will leave a disaster......
But the little emperor of the Apocalypse has no heirs at this time, so he naturally wants to stay.
Xiaodouzi didn't dare to slack off, hurriedly said yes respectfully, and began to greet the next batch of ......
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When Xiaodouzi left the Qianqing Palace and returned to his little dog kennel to rest, it was already the middle of the ugly hour, almost around two o'clock in the morning.
Tonight, although the emperor is busy, he is more tired than the emperor...... Because, almost all the work of power is done by him......
It was supposed to be a beautiful thing, but now when Xiaodouzi thinks about it, she wants to vomit.
This is really not a human job.
Returned to his kennel and lay on his small bed, although he was extremely tired, Xiaodouzi couldn't sleep after tossing and turning.
He is not yet seventeen years old this year, and he has experienced so many such things in the twilight, and can still sleep peacefully, it is simply a fairy.
However, in addition to the previous pictures, what frightened Xiaodouzi even more was that it was the hoarseness of the little emperor of the Apocalypse who came later......
Even if Xiaodouzi has no root in right and wrong, he also knows that this kind of thing is too much.
The little emperor of the Apocalypse actually played like this, it was a piece of iron, and I was afraid that it would have to be ......
This matter must be reported to the general as soon as possible.
Little Douzi thought in a daze, forcing himself to fantasize about the immortal island where his parents and siblings lived, even if he hadn't been to it once.
"Everlasting Island. Are you really heaven? Right. You must be my paradise......"
Xiaodouzi thought in a daze, and entered the dream in a heavy ......
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