Chapter 312, Ma Quan
came out with a hundred taels of silver, and saw that it was one of the Wen brothers he saw that day, Wei Xiaobao heard him say that he was Wen Youfang, and thought that Wen Youfang and Wen Youdao would be Kangxi's personal eunuchs in the future.
Wei Xiaobao hurriedly smiled and said, "It turned out to be Gonggong Wen, I'm really sorry to keep you waiting, let's go, let's go, we must have a good time with him today." ”
Wen Youfang saw that Kangxi was good to Wei Xiaobao last time, and it could be seen that the emperor liked Wei Xiaobao very much, maybe Wei Xiaobao would be a celebrity around the emperor in the future, so he specially rushed over to call Wei Xiaobao today, and by the way, he pulled the relationship and set up friendships.
Wei Xiaobao and Wen Youfang thought of going together, and they both wanted to make friends with each other, and it was naturally much easier to do consensual things, and soon the two of them were called brothers who 'hooked shoulders and backs'.
Wen Youfang was older, Wen Youfang put his arm around Wei Xiaobao's shoulders and said, "Let's go brother, let's have a good time with him today." If there is anything in the future, just look for me, as long as the brother tells me, the eldest brother must be duty-bound and do his best. ”
The place where the gambling money is in the south three institutes, where the eunuchs usually rest, and the guards are in the north five institutes. What a "give money".
As soon as Wei Xiaobao heard this voice, his whole body felt indescribably happy, and he was full of strength all of a sudden, just like "The Extraordinary Princess Ciri" Yes, Wei Xiaobao liked to watch cartoons when he was a child, and remembered that every time Ciri duel with the wicked, he often shouted "Give me strength, I'm Ciri." Then he was full of strength, and soon sent the wicked man to Hades to be his son-in-law.
Wei Xiaobao pulled Wen Youfang. The two trotted into the South Sansho. I saw a sea of people inside. It was full of people, dozens of little eunuchs, around a table, and when they looked outside, they were full of buttocks, and it was really a unique landscape.
Wei Xiaobao was playful, and shouted at Wen Youfang, although Wen Youfang didn't know what Wei Xiaobao wanted. Still nodded in agreement.
Wei Xiaobao walked around the crowd, inadvertently swiped his fingers lightly on everyone's waists, and after walking around, Wei Xiaobao flashed to the side, and at this time Wei Xiaobao had a lot of belts tied around his waist.
Wen Youfang was taken aback, he didn't expect Wei Xiaobao to be so bold and dare to cause public anger, if everyone knew about it, then he would not have to skin Wei Xiaobao alive. couldn't help but sweat for Wei Xiaobao.
The group of eunuchs gathered around the table, unaware. still kept squeezing his body, and his body twisted desperately in. It's okay if the body doesn't twist, so twisted, the belt is gone, the pants are loose, and all of a sudden, the pants all fall to the ground, and suddenly there are white flowers.
The eunuch's costume is uniform, all of them are white shorts, a circle of white, just like the movie "Hibiscus Out of the Water", like a blooming hibiscus, but there are a few alternatives, who are not wearing shorts, big white buttocks, illuminated by candlelight, shining, and have a different taste.
There are still many little eunuchs who haven't grabbed a place, just like Wei Xiaobao, standing outside, waiting to 'queue' to grab a place. With such a big scene, how could everyone not see it, even Wen Youfang and Wei Xiaobao covered their stomachs and laughed.
Everyone coaxed together, plus the pants were gone, the feeling of being cold, all of a sudden this group of people turned around, you look at me, I look at you, for a while, there was a lot of fryer, some laughed, some scolded, and everyone suddenly lost their gambling interest.
Someone scolded, "Who did this, there is a kind of stand up for me, your grandfather?" Someone shouted, "If it's a man, stand up for Lao Tzu, or the whole family will die, and if you dare to do it, what kind of man is it." ”
Wei Xiaobao wanted to come out and admit it, he didn't want to be scolded, but after thinking about it, "No, the heroes are angry, if I admit it, won't this be over?" ”
Wen Youfang pulled Wei Xiaobao's finger and pointed at the eunuch who dropped his pants, and laughed, "Father-in-law Gui, look at that one, the ass really didn't say anything, why is it white on one side and black on the other." Wei Xiaobao took a closer look at this benevolent brother's buttocks, which were indeed not symmetrical, very layered, black on one side and whiter on the other, worthy of being the best buttocks.
The eunuch who dropped his pants stood in the innermost, and before he could react to what was going on, Wei Xiaobao thought of a clever plan to 'plant blame', and quietly took advantage of the eunuch's inattention to quietly stuff the belts of the eunuchs who had just stolen them into his pants.
Everyone was afraid that the spring light would be exposed, so they hurriedly looked for the lost strap with their pants in one hand, and while mouthing stolen words, scolding, and saying all kinds of dirty words, Wei Xiaobao really couldn't help it.
Everyone looked at the eunuch who showed his buttocks, and stepped forward to make fun of him, and said, "I said Ma Quan, aren't you cold?" I still deliberately want our buddies to appreciate your fat buttocks, not to mention that the length is really good, black and white. ”
Everyone was happy all of a sudden, covering their stomachs and laughing, and Wei Xiaobao knew that the kid was Ma Quan. Wen Youfang attached to Wei Xiaobao's ear and said, "This Ma Quan is a celebrity next to the Queen Mother, the chief eunuch of Cining Palace, and he is very arrogant on weekdays. ”
Ma Quan was waiting for the dealer to open the market, wanting to make a big profit, when he heard someone making fun of him, he turned around and scolded, "Which one is not long-eyed, didn't you see Lao Tzu gambling money?" Eat the courage of the ambitious leopard, dare to make fun of you Ma Ye, I think you don't want to live anymore. ”
Although Ma Quan is arrogant and domineering, but the spring light is exposed, where can everyone bear it, some of them restrained a little and covered their mouths, but looking at the red appearance of their faces, they knew that they were still making fun of themselves.
Ma Quan followed everyone's gaze and looked down, and suddenly froze, Wei Xiaobao will also take a closer look, it turns out that this Ma Quan is a fake eunuch, the same as himself.
Wei Xiaobao couldn't help but admire, and said in his heart, "This kid is not small, since he is the chief eunuch of Cining Palace, he must have nothing to do with the fake queen mother, one is a eunuch with a bar, and the other is a coquettish woman, maybe the two of them have something to do." ”
The matter is very important, and it can't be spread out, otherwise the majesty of the palace will be lost, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly stepped forward and shouted loudly, "Everyone hurry up and arrest all the horses, I will go to report to the emperor immediately, everyone must understand that the affairs of the palace, those who are slaves can't talk about it casually, otherwise their heads will move, and everyone won't complain about anything when the time comes?" ”
All the eunuchs know the rules of the palace, and on weekdays, the eunuch and slave said the wrong thing, messed up the errand, and the point disappeared without realizing it.
Everyone knew that they had been killed, so after this incident, all the heads of the brothers who couldn't get the gambling money moved, and everyone saw Wei Xiaobao coming out, and quickly knelt down and shouted in unison, "Everyone's lives can be handed over to Father-in-law Gui, and it is all up to Father-in-law Gui." (To be continued.) )