Chapter 7: Training to Be Ridiculed (I)
"Good! Our training has officially begun! Lei Dong has completely entered the role of an instructor, and his eyes are so excited that his eyes are reflective, "The first lesson, military posture training - stand upright!" ”
Military stance? Attention? What kind of nonsense is this, and what kind of hell is training? Not only the surrounding monks, but even Song Tianxing and others, who had already adapted to the language habits of the thunderous people who were born in the mortal world, were a little confused. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Standing upright is the most basic posture of a soldier and the basis of queue movements!" Lei Dong's voice relaxed a little and said, "To put it simply, it is to teach you how to stand, so that you can show your strong spirit in the most basic standing posture!" The essentials of the movement are to bring the heels together and the toes of the toes are about 60 degrees apart. Keep your legs straight; The lower abdomen is slightly retracted, and the chest is naturally raised; The upper body is upright and slightly leaning forward; The shoulders should be flat and slightly stretched back; The arms hang down naturally, the fingers are naturally slightly bent together, the tip of the thumb is attached to the second joint of the index finger, and the middle finger is attached to the seam of the trousers; The head should be straight, the neck should be straight, the mouth should be closed, the jaw should be slightly closed, and the eyes should be level forward! ”
"Smack!" There was a jaw dislocation sound behind him, and all the monks opened their mouths wide and couldn't close them, with strange expressions.
This guy was impassioned for a long time, which made everyone's blood boil, thinking that something good was about to be staged, but this first lesson turned out to be what kind of hellish uprightness, that is, teaching people how to stand?
The Dao Ancestor is above, the monk of the fairy world, he has the cultivation of the Yuan Infant period since birth, he can directly absorb the aura of heaven and earth when he lands, and he can fly to the sky and the earth and drive the clouds and fog when he is sensible.
Not to mention the surrounding monks, even Song Tianxing and the others were dizzy. Last night, Lei Dong mysteriously "tempted" himself to teach them how to improve their combat effectiveness, and for this reason, he also forced them to shave off their long hair and force them to wear short-sleeved clothes! But after doing so much mysteriously for a long time, in the end, this guy told himself that the first lesson was to practice "standing skills"?
Even the standing skills are nothing, but what these people are drumming in their hearts is that this thing can make them improve their combat effectiveness?
Everyone, including Song Tianxing and the other nine "recruits", as well as the expressions of hundreds of thousands of monks around, thundered in full view, couldn't help but sneer, and said disdainfully: "What? Not convinced, huh? It's not that I underestimate you, you also call it a station? Look at the appearance of you one by one, standing or not standing and sitting together, loose and saggy, how can you have any spirit? That has the appearance of a soldier? It's worse than the common people! ”
Lei Dong didn't know how many times he had heard these words since he was a child, every time a recruit started training, those villain-like recruits, company leaders, platoon commanders, and company commanders would say this set of words again, and even he himself, when he had just joined the army and arrived at the Iron Fist Regiment, he was scolded by Gong Zhigang countless times. Now the same words came out of his mouth, and it was called a very familiar stream!
The comprehension of the immortal monks is really not covered, although they don't know what the so-called "soldiers" and "ordinary people" mean, but they have undoubtedly fully comprehended the meaning of Lei Dong's words, even if they don't comprehend, but Lei Dong's disdainful virtue also let them know that this is definitely an insult to them!
But before they could react, Lei Dong had a straight face and said loudly: "Next, watch me demonstrate!" Declare in advance, I only do the demonstration once, I can't see clearly, and the next action is not in place, don't blame me for being unkind! ”
After finishing the word, Lei Dong suddenly straightened his body, his legs were together, the top of his head was in the middle, the midline of his body, impartial and perpendicular to the ground, his lower abdomen was slightly closed, and his shoulders were slightly buckled back, **** naturally straightened, and his strong chest muscles were like a small bulge under the thin clothes, and all the monks present only felt that their eyes were flowering, and they saw that Lei Dong's entire body suddenly became a vigorous and straight green pine, nailed to the ground like a nail, motionless. It is like a long sword, standing on the ground, piercing the sky!
What's even more surprising is that it is such a small action that makes Lei Dong's spirit change suddenly! His face was solemn, looking straight ahead, and under a pair of thick eyebrows, a pair of dark and bright eyes that looked unusually beautiful actually shot out a fine light like substance.
This essence light seems to contain an incomparably powerful spirit, majestic, solemn, like two long swords, piercing people's hearts, standing on the opposite side of the thunder, although the distance is dozens of zhangyuan, they dare not look at it! And Song Tianxing and the others, who were standing opposite Lei Dong, even felt that their scalps were numb, and a chill rushed straight to the soles of their feet from the top of their heads!
How can a monk, who just stands there seemingly casually, give people such a sense of oppression? Could it be that this uprightness really has such a special effect?
Lei Dong maintained an upright posture, stood opposite Song Tianxing and the others, and shouted, "Do you see clearly?" ”
"See clearly?"
"Okay, now listen to my command, stand upright-"
Lei Dong's command was long and loud, and the sound went straight to the sky, with an irresistible force, Song Tianxing and the others hurriedly stood in accordance with Lei Dong's appearance.
"It doesn't seem that complicated!" Song Tianxing and the others stood up, and the surrounding monks felt that these guys were not bad, they looked like they, but why did they feel that something was missing?
Lei Dong relaxed his body, his wrist shook slightly, and a slender stick had already appeared in his hand, holding this small stick, with his hands behind his back, he began to circle around these guys, turning around and shouting loudly in his mouth.
"Attention, stand upright, ask for a good posture, and be in good spirits!"
"Tuck in! I told you to close your belly, what are you doing with your stomach? Pregnant? Lei Dong slapped Lin Tie on the lower abdomen, looked back and slapped Nangong Di on the back of the head, "And you, your jaw is slightly closed, looking ahead, you don't understand?" Tilt your chin and get ready to count the stars, you? ”
Lei Dong turned all the way and moved his hands and feet, scolded loudly all the way, just after teaching Lin Tie and Nangong Di a lesson, Lei Dong kicked on Song Tianxing's knee, Song Tianxing's right leg was weak, he staggered out two steps, and knelt on the ground with a thud. Behind him, the thunderous voice was almost already roaring: "Keep your legs straight, press your knees back, and tense your legs!" You haven't eaten! ”
Song Tianxing almost died of shame, and before he could speak, a thunderous roar had already exploded in his ears: "Get out of here immediately, continue training, if you can't meet my requirements, you are not allowed to eat, you are not allowed to rest!" Do you hear that? ”
"Yes-" Song Tianxing didn't say a word, stood up as soon as he stood up, and returned to the queue, his body straight, sweat slowly dripping from his sideburns.
ps: It's late again, and the plan always can't catch up with the changes.
There is one more thing, starting today, I am going to the imperial capital, the 20th anniversary party of graduation, it is estimated that I will drink darkly, and there will definitely be no time to code.
So I had to take a leave of absence, three to five days, and then resume the update. Time flies so fast, it's gone in a flash in August, in September, in September, I must work hard for a month, the number of updates every day is not less than 4000 words, and I guarantee that I will continue to change it for a month, and I will insist on vomiting blood! Please supervise!
(To be continued.) )