Chapter 237: Laughter
"What are you doing watching me do without talking?" Huo Xiaoshan asked strangely. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Zheng Youjian, the reckless man, the little stone, the dung ball, and some of the other soldiers under Huo Xiaoshan were all looking at him with admiration or admiration. l
"Cut, ask knowingly." Zheng Youjian pouted and said.
Huo Xiaoshan laughed but didn't say anything.
Because the people of the Sichuan Army Company outside the house were jumping and jumping there with the newly captured Japanese weapons, where did the weapons come from? It can't be said that Huo Xiaoshan got it himself, but you definitely can't get it without Huo Xiaoshan!
Annihilated a squadron of the Japanese army, more than 100 38 big covers, and six crooked machine guns can completely arm the Sichuan army company from top to bottom, such a big thing, who do you Huo Xiaoshan look at?
"I feel sorry for my liver, you are an accountant!" Zheng Youjian finally couldn't help but count Huo Xiaoshandao.
When he said this, he naturally said Huo Xiaoshan's sentence "This battle has been gained, and the wartime quartermaster department has not taken anything, and all of them are sent to the Sichuan army!" ”
Zheng Youjian will live a lot of life, and send out so many guns at once, it really hurts, it really hurts, it really hurts!
Huo Xiaoshan still smiled and remained silent.
"What's the matter, the fat man is distressed?" The reckless man asked.
"Aren't you distressed?" Zheng Youjian stiffened his neck and asked rhetorically.
The reckless man unexpectedly didn't say anything more, he was also distressed, this matter, it was called more than a hundred guns, and it was distressing to put it on anyone!
"Boss, to be honest, are you distressed?" Xiaoshi asked Huo Xiaoshandao.
Huo Xiaoshan didn't smile this time, but said very calmly: "How do you say this? It's also distressed and not distressed. It's sure that I'm distressed, and our family doesn't make guns, so if you don't feel distressed, as long as it's for someone who really fights devils, I won't feel distressed. ”
He looked at everyone again, and saw that everyone was still silent, and it was obvious that they were all like Zheng Youjian, "I feel sorry for my liver", and he felt that he had to say a few words, so he said again: "The key is that we don't have a good place to go with these guns, right?" ”
As soon as Huo Xiaoshan said this, everyone, including Zheng Youjian's distressed liver, was relieved.
Oh, yes! There is no good place for these more than 100 guns! There are just so many people in my own group, that is a rifle, not a box cannon, you can't play with two people, and transport it to Taierzhuang to store it? Pure!
"So, give these guns to people like us who really fight devils, that's the best place for them!" Huo Xiaoshan's words were quite convincing, and everyone nodded one after another.
But before Huo Xiaoshan finished speaking, he continued: "Actually, this is not the most critical! ”
As soon as everyone heard Huo Xiaoshan say this, they all pricked up their ears and listened more attentively.
"The most important thing is that I didn't expect that we would completely annihilate a squadron of the Japanese army! I knew I could wipe them all out, so I had to leave the grenade behind! Huo Xiaoshan said with a smile.
It's good that Huo Xiaoshan didn't say this, but as soon as he said it, everyone else laughed, and Zheng Youjian cried: "Those bullets of mine!" My bullets! ”
Suddenly, everyone laughed even more happily.
At this time, Xiao Shi Suo'er, who was next to Zheng Youjian, stood up and said to Huo Xiaoshan: "Boss, if you want me to say that you did it on purpose, you knew that you could destroy all the little devils, but you just gave away all the fat man's eggs!" That egg, tsk, that egg, tsk, tsk, it's good! All double yellow pinch! ”
"Hahahaha......" everyone laughed at Xiao Shisuo's words.
"Oops! You little bunny, you're still against you! Zheng Youjian stood up and twisted around to pull Xiaoshisuo's ear.
"Dead fatty, you spare me! I'll ask the boss to promise to get you a tank to play with tomorrow! Little Stone shouted as he flashed behind the group.
The crowd laughed again.
"Alright, fatty, don't make a fuss." Huo Xiaoshan saw that the trouble was almost over, so he stood up and stopped Zheng Youjian.
Zheng Youjian reluctantly let go of Xiaoshi Suo, he now found that no matter whether the veteran recruits had been called director for a long time, he was instead called "dead fat", in contrast, Huo Xiaoshan knew the etiquette best, only two words "fat".
"Don't take those guns to heart, our achievements are there, but what about destroying a squadron of devils, a total of one hundred and forty-two devils!" Huo Xiaoshan said with a smile, speaking in his heart, Huo Xiaoshan himself didn't expect to achieve such an impressive record.
Huo Xiaoshan's original intention was to encourage everyone and get down to business, but as soon as he said this, he immediately regretted it, and the soldiers, whose interest had just dropped a little, became excited again.
I heard what the dung ball said: "That's it, the head is right, who would have thought that we could kill a squadron of devils at once?" When I marry my daughter-in-law and give birth to a baby, I will definitely tell my family that your father killed a squadron of devils back then! “
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Of course, all of them are veterans, at least they are also soldiers of the former quartermaster's department, and the recruits don't have the guts yet.
This pouted "I really dare to blow, you are a divine drama, you killed a squadron of devils by yourself?"
The one pouted again, "Your family has a baby?" Raw a bunch of small dung balls? Just thinking about it makes me want to kill a sheep! ”
The one deliberately asked, "When people get married, they wear red and green to marry a new daughter-in-law, why do you kill sheep?" ”
The one replied, "If I don't kill the sheep, where can I find a bunch of little dung balls?!" ”
There was a coax, and the house was in chaos again, and everyone was laughing backwards!
If you don't say that the popularity of other people's dung balls is good!
He doesn't have the official authority of Director Zheng Youjian Zheng, and he doesn't even laugh heartlessly!
He also said, "Laugh at the fart!" When I finish the little devil fight, I'll take a few more daughters-in-law! The eldest and the second and the third children, one of them gave me a bunch of small dung balls! You're in charge, huh? ”
"I can't control this!" Shi Biao, who has always been steady and quiet, even interjected, "I can take care of our old Shi family." ”
"Little Stone Lock! Little stones! Rise! He pointed at the two juniors of their old Shi family and shouted solemnly.
"Here! Please, sir! "Xiao Shi and Xiao Shi Suo, that's a recruit, Shi Biao is a platoon commander, and as soon as the commander shouted, he immediately jumped up reflexively.
"When you marry a daughter-in-law in the future, don't learn from him!" Shi Biao was still serious.
"Yes, sir!" The little stone lock and the little stone replied immediately.
Shi Biao's actions made everyone mess up, and no one made trouble, thinking that he was usually a very cold-faced person, and now he was playing with a cold face, which was too annoying.
At this time, I heard Shi Biao say seriously: "Little stone locks little stone, I order you!" In the future, all three of us will marry daughters-in-law, and our family will give birth to a little stone monkey, and the courtyard will be full of small dung balls! ”
There was a "coax", and the house was completely chaotic! Everyone's tears burst into laughter.
Huo Xiaoshan's business didn't come out in the end, so he laughed! (To be continued.) )