Chapter 120, Peace-loving

Wang Laohu and the others don't know what the hell Wei Xiaobao is planning? Seeing Wei Xiaobao's dirty face, he felt trembling all over, and kept praying for Chen Fei in his heart, Chen Fei, you kid will ask for more blessings, who let you mess with someone you shouldn't mess with?

Wei Xiaobao's instructions, the monkey didn't dare to be careless at all, found Ma Liu to explain the situation, Ma Liu personally ran to the room to bring a bucket of honey, and said with a smile, "What Brother Long wants to do, it's all a big deal, is it enough to see this?" If it's not enough, I'll go to the women's prison to get some more, I must let Brother Long have fun, and I must not slack off. "Ma Liu is more concerned about Wei Xiaobao's affairs than anything else, for fear that the service will not be considerate and affect his money!

The monkey took it and nodded hurriedly, "Enough, enough, it is estimated that Brother Long will play some exciting tricks this time, such a big bucket is enough." ”

The monkey ran back to the big tree non-stop, and before the person could come closer, Wei Xiaobao smelled the sweet smell from afar, Wei Xiaobao smiled and said, "It's enough to let you take a little, how can you get so much, now, it is estimated that the ants in the entire Yangzhou have been recruited by me." ”

Wang Laohu and the others wondered in their hearts, and Wang Laohu couldn't help but ask, "Brother Long, what are you doing with attracting ants?" Does this have anything to do with teaching Chen Fei a lesson? ”

Wei Xiaobao didn't explain, just smiled slightly, "Later, you guys just wait and see." ”

Wang Laohu and several others followed behind Wei Xiaobao, and said in their hearts, "Look at what tricks Brother Long wants to play?" So that everyone can have a good look and a long insight. ”

Wei Xiaobao used a flying knife to tear Chen Fei's clothes one by one, the flying knives 'brushed' and flew, the corners of the clothes fell from the sky, were blown by the small wind, and floated down like snowflakes, and soon Chen Fei was like a peeled hard-boiled egg, up and down, smooth.

Although Wei Xiaobao's technique was fast, until Chen Fei's clothes were all taken off, there was not a single scratch on his body, and everyone was amazed, and they all let out an exclamation from the bottom of their hearts.

Chen Feisheng's tiger back and bear waist, his body is mighty, his heart-protecting hair and beard are violent, and he looks like dense thatch, he looks very fierce, Wei Xiaobao muttered in his heart, he is really a man, he has a good figure, but it's a pity that you followed the wrong big brother and provoked someone who shouldn't be messed with.

Wei Xiaobao raised and fell with a knife in his hand, and even the last pair of shorts on Chen Fei's body flew down, and the ribbon of the shorts was broken, and everyone looked at it, and they couldn't help laughing.

If it weren't for the good eyes, it would be really hard to find, it would be too exquisite.

Wei Xiaobao laughed for a while, and then stopped laughing, a compassionate look appeared on his face, he glared back at everyone, and reprimanded him seriously, "Don't make fun of it, it's not Chen Fei's fault that he looks like this, he is made to make people, maybe he was careless at that time, and accidentally went wrong and went wrong, that's why he has him, how pitiful people are, how much courage it takes to live in the world, don't you have a little sympathy?" … Hahaha... I really laughed to death, this figure, this proportion, it's really a serious imbalance. ”

Wei Xiaobao pretended to pretend for a while, but he couldn't hold it back in his mouth, the monkey's eyes rolled, and he said with a wicked smile, "Brother Long, how do you say Chen Fei and his wife sleep?" ”

Wei Xiaobao thought about it for a while, and replied very seriously, "It is estimated that Chen Fei often takes medicine, otherwise he will be like this all day long, his wife will have to divorce him." ”

Sun Jun shook his head, "Brother Long, even if you take medicine, it is estimated that you will not be strong." ”

Wei Xiaobao shook his head and said with a smile, "Li Bai once said that ***** was born with talent...... It will be useful, and the small point is nothing, and it will be improvised, and it will be used. The more everyone listened, the happier they became, and they all laughed and bent over while holding their stomachs.

Wei Xiaobao said again, "As the saying goes, God has the virtue of a good life, my Buddha is merciful, I will ask Chen Fei if he has a wife and sisters at home, everyone can help as much as possible when the time comes, it will be regarded as a succession for Chen Fei's ancestors, and it can be regarded as a good deed with immeasurable merit." ”

Wang Laohu and the others laughed, nodded their heads and agreed, and the monkey hurriedly sent a hot sycophant, "Brother Long is really a bodhisattva, he is really an admirable hero in the world, regardless of personal grievances, he is kind to others, and he thinks about everything for others, this compassion really makes me feel ashamed." ”

Fortunately, Changning is not here, if he hears their conversation, he will probably have to die of shame.

Wei Xiaobao dripped the honey drop by drop on Chen Fei's legs with a flying knife, fortunately his eyes were good, otherwise Wei Xiaobao would not be able to do this kind of fine work, after finishing the work, Wei Xiaobao clapped his hands and ordered, "Okay, everyone wait to see a good show, monkeys, you go to Ma Liuna, move a table, make a pair of mahjong, it is best to make a few wines and dishes, and we will enjoy it while playing for a while." ”

The monkey and the others agreed to leave in a hurry, Wei Xiaobao looked at Chen Fei carefully, and said in his heart, "Boy, you really deserve to die, I, Wei Xiaobao, love harmony so much... Slip of the tongue, peace-loving, you have to force me to do it, it's really self-inflicted, you can't live. ”

Monkeys and others moved tables and chairs, brought mahjong, monkeys also got a lot of wine and food, everyone put the tables and chairs in place, put mahjong wine and food, Wei Xiaobao, monkeys, leopards, Wang Laohu four people played mahjong, Sun Jun is not good at these, Wei Xiaobao is not reluctant.

Chen Fei was in a daze, he felt that his body was itching more and more, as if a lot of things were crawling on his body, his body was uncomfortable and writhing, and finally the itch woke up, and saw that his body was stripped of his essence, and he was tied to a tree, and looked down, "My mother, what is this... It's tickling me. ”

Wei Xiaobao was touching a good deck of cards, and immediately waited for others to light the cannon to open the paste, and when he heard Chen Fei's shouting, he said angrily, "Who is shouting and screaming over there, it's more verbose than my supreme treasure, Sun Jun, you go and take a look, don't let him scream blindly, this card is about to be pasted, and it is really disappointing to be tossed by him like this." ”

Sun Jun walked over and took a look, startled, and saw that the ground was densely crawling with insects, especially the most ants, many ants, as well as bed bugs, cockroaches, and bees had simply become a mobilization of insects, and then Chen Fei's legs were already crawling with insects, and the army of insects was constantly moving towards the goal deliberately set by Wei Xiaobao surging and frantically.

Sun Jun turned around and said to Wei Xiaobao, "Brother Long, it was honey that attracted ants and climbed on Chen Fei's body, and Chen Fei shouted if he was not honest," Chen Feixin said, "The ants are all up, can I be honest?" ”

At this moment, Sun Jun finally understood what Wei Xiaobao was going to do.

Chen Fei was completely scared, and hurriedly begged Wei Xiaobao's side, "Brother Long, I was wrong, spare me, I'm cowardly, I can't afford to make such a joke." ”

Wang Laohu and the others also hurriedly got up and stepped forward to take a look, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly stopped everyone, "Don't go, I'm about to win, and I'm still waiting to collect the money." ”