Wei Xiaobao saw that there was a pot of brewed tea on the table, and he didn't use a cup, picked up the teapot, and the spout was facing his mouth, so he poured it up, drank half a pot, Wei Xiaobao praised, "It's really happy, Lao Tzu has eaten well, he is full, it's time to find a place to take a nap." ”

Wei Xiaobao saw that there was no one around, and he didn't know if he could meet the little emperor, Wei Xiaobao was used to it, and he slept when he was sleepy, Xiao Guizi slept under the table in "The Legend of Deer and Ding", and Wei Xiaobao was too lazy to learn from him.

Wei Xiaobao looked up at the beam of Fangshan, how wide the beam was, it was just right to sleep, and it would not be discovered, Wei Xiaobao grabbed the rope that tied the leather man, and 'rubbed' a few times on the beam.

Lying on his side, his arm as a pillow, he found a cool sleeping position and lay down, and fell asleep after a while, Wei Xiaobao didn't snore when he slept, so he was not afraid of being heard and found 'Gentleman on the Beam'.

About an hour or two later, Wei Xiaobao heard someone shouting and shouting below, only to see a young man in a yellow robe, a ribbon around his waist, and fast boots standing next to the table.

Wei Xiaobao looked at it, and saw that this person was handsome, with bright eyes, clear eyebrows, straight nose and square mouth, and a slight sadness on his face.

Thinking that he had traveled to ancient times to see the emperor when he was a child, Wei Xiaobao's heart jumped straight up, saying that he was not excited, and he was not afraid that it was all nonsense.

Wei Xiaobao held his breath, didn't dare to make a sound, and stared at Kangxi tightly. I saw Kangxi shouting angrily, "Come on." Soon two little eunuchs came in. These two eunuchs Wei Xiaobao met. It was the little eunuch who came here to deliver snacks.

Kangxi pointed to the table and said angrily, "What's going on?" Could it be that rats are being recruited in the palace? ”

After all, a child is a child, Wei Xiaobao was happy in his heart, and said in his heart, "It seems that the emperor is no different from me when he was a child, but he was reincarnated into a good family and was born in the emperor's family. Full of childlike appearance, very funny, and eat up the snacks on the table, what a big mouse, he can't think of it. ”

Wei Xiaobao despised Kangxi in his heart, it seems that he who grew up in the palace has never seen the world, and he doesn't understand any common sense, pay some tuition another day, and Lao Tzu will teach you.

The two little eunuchs didn't think like Wei Xiaobao, and fell to their knees in fright. kept kowtowing and begging for mercy, and the emperor said casually. As soon as Chrysostom opens, killing people is like playing, and if you are not careful, your head will move at any time.

Kangxi also knew that it must not have been done by the little eunuch, even if he lent him a few guts, they didn't dare, Kangxi thought about it for a long time and didn't understand what was going on, but he couldn't let them go in vain.

Thinking that he was here to practice martial arts, he looked at the two little eunuchs whose legs and stomachs were trembling, Kangxi rolled his eyes and thought about it.

Kangxi said, "Anyway, even if you start with a light hair, you will be punished for a crime of dereliction of duty and improper supervision, so let's do it, you two will accompany me to wrestle and compete, when I am happy, it will be over." ”

Kangxi's idea was weird, Wei Xiaobao felt funny when he heard it, and said in his heart, "A little fart is a little fart child, how can you punish your family like this, let people be a target for boxing, people know that you are the emperor, and they can beat you, but they don't dare to beat you." If it's okay for me to play with you, Lao Tzu will casually make a 'tiger and crane double-shaped fist', grab you, keep your clothes blooming, beat into a pig's head, and beat it into a spring pig Bajie. ”

Sure enough, as Wei Xiaobao expected, although the holy order was difficult to disobey, the two little eunuchs didn't dare to really do it, they kept being grabbed by Kangxi, playing as a monkey, and their bodies were thrown far away for a while, and they were hit by an uppercut in the face, and they swept the hall for a while, and the two little eunuchs were stupidly occupied, and their bodies didn't move, just like a wooden stake, and they were scarred by Kangxi's torture after a short time, and they didn't look like people.

After fighting for a while, Kangxi's face was also sweating, looking at the two eunuchs who looked like dead wood, practicing martial arts and fighting was interested, and all of a sudden they all ran away from the clouds, Kangxi waved his hand and said angrily, "Go down, go down, it's annoying to look at you, like a dead man." ”

Wei Xiaobao can see clearly above, Kangxi knows some kung fu, although he has little experience in fighting with people, but the moves are clear, and the routines are clear.

This famous teacher doesn't need to think about it to know that it is the fake queen mother Mao Dongzhu behind it, Mao Dongzhu in "The Legend of Deer and Ding" is just a small role sent by the Shenlong Sect to steal the scriptures, although the martial arts are powerful and insidious, but the end is still very miserable, and finally Wei Xiaobao used the assassination of the three members of the Gui family to be piggybacking and sent back to his grandmother's house.

Wei Xiaobao is very sympathetic to the fake queen mother, dying in a daze, dying blindly, and dying so tragically, weighing several knives, this is a bit too much for a woman who has been the queen mother for many years, and she didn't even see her own daughter when she died, but there are gains and losses, and his beloved big fat man, Thin Toutuo, staged a good show of 'husband and wife return home'.

Wei Xiaobao wanted to get strong Kangxi, but he was worried about being strong, and stabilized his nervous expression a little, thinking, "How to go down, what do you say when you see Kangxi?" Wei Xiaobao lowered his head and thought hard, looking for a good solution, it was strange not to be arrested so rashly.

Kangxi had a sullen stomach, nowhere to vent, the living could not find it, so he could only take those skin people out of anger, keep punching and kicking, and vent the anger in his heart, Wei Xiaobao heard Kangxi's 'whirring and drinking' boxing practice, his heart was a little itchy, thinking that he used to get up early every day to run and practice boxing, and never slackened.

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "Forget it, fight hard, it's a big deal to admit your mistake, be beaten, and be able to know Kangxi, it's all worth it." ”

Kangxi was practicing boxing there with his back to Wei Xiaobao, Wei Xiaobao quietly came down the rope, and then took advantage of Kangxi's inattention, sneaked out of the door, and came in pretending to swagger outside.

Wei Xiaobao is very good at acting now, he pushed the door in with steps, and saw Kangxi boxing there, he didn't salute or kneel, and said angrily, "Did you eat all the pastries, just now two little eunuchs came to me to complain, saying that the pastries were stolen and eaten, but I didn't expect you kid to be really bold, don't say anything, and dare to stay here openly, see how I clean you up." ”

Although he said it very hard, Wei Xiaobao's palms were in a cold sweat, after all, the other party was the Kangxi Emperor who created the prosperous era of the Qing Dynasty, and his heart said, "Dare to pretend to talk to Kangxi like this, it seems that ancient and modern China and foreign countries belong to me Wei Xiaobao alone, no way, in order to make friends with Kangxi, I can only gamble, whether it is big or small, whether it is a win or a loss, it depends on the will of God." ”

When Kangxi heard this, he was furious and shouted, "Who are you?" Do you know who I am? Dare to talk to me like this, which father-in-law's subordinate are you? Look back at how I cleaned you up. (To be continued.) )