"What kind of bastard is it, eavesdropping outside the window, and see if I don't pull your skin." There was a roar of anger suddenly coming out of the inside, and then when he heard the clothes inside, Kangxi glared at Wei Xiaobao, not wanting to attract people's eyes, dragged Wei Xiaobao's bottom, and shouted, "Follow me back to the house, your grandfather's, I am so bitter to deceive." ”

Wei Xiaobao drooped his head, with a decadent expression on his face, and followed Kangxi in a daze, the pain of being dragged was unbearable, Wei Xiaobao didn't dare to say half a word, 'Bang Dang', and the muscular man rushed out of the house, "Who is it, come out to Lao Tzu." But there was still half a figure outside, and the muscular man glared angrily for a long time, and then returned to the house with a curse, and continued to do some sacred and great cause.

"Take off your pants." Kangxi took Wei Xiaobao to the house, and sat on a sandalwood chair first, then let go of his hand, no way, death is death, Wei Xiaobao guarded Kangxi's face, so he had to take off his pants, Kangxi stretched out his hand and pointed at Wei Xiaobao's Donald Duck, and smiled, "It's all off, do you kid still have a connotation?" I didn't even notice such a big guy hiding in the palace. ”

Gritting his teeth, Wei Xiaobao reached out and ripped off Donald Duck's shorts, and Xiaoxiaobao even shook Kangxi up and down a few times, as if to say hello. "Your grandfather's is even bigger than mine, little Guizi, do you have any tricks, tell me about it." After Wei Xiaobao took it off, Kangxi actually got up and took off his pants, stood with Wei Xiaobao, and the two 'compared'.

Wei Xiaobao was speechless, looked at Kangxi in surprise, and it took a long time for Wei Xiaobao to ask, "Your Majesty, don't you blame me, this is the crime of bullying the king." ”

Kangxi's body straightened, revealing a serious expression, "I'm not joking with you." I finally have a companion. Even if you deceive me. But I believe that you have your own troubles, no matter what happens, you will not betray me, I didn't believe it before, since the time of the siege of the city, you dared to resist the decree and imprison me, I believed. As the old saying goes, the king is like a tiger, the height is not cold, throughout the ages, whoever is an emperor, which is not ruthless, the six relatives do not recognize, and they are lonely all their lives, I don't want to be like this, Xiao Guizi has known you since I beat me. I am happy every day, and I want to be friends with you for life. You have to promise me that I will be the emperor for 60 years, you will be a minister for 60 years, Xiao Xuanzi will live for 60 years, and Xiao Guizi will be a good buddy of Xiao Xuanzi for 60 years. After speaking, Kangxi turned his face away and reached out to wipe a drop of crystal from the corner of his eye.

Wei Xiaobao's mind was blank, and he was moved beyond words, tears slid down so unhindered, and at Kangxi's back, Wei Xiaobao nodded solemnly, hugged Kangxi's back, Kangxi also turned around, two teenage boys, hugged each other tightly, and let the tears flow.

Wei Xiaobao said in his heart, "Kangxi is really a buddy, he didn't even ask me why I entered the palace to pretend to be a eunuch, if it was someone else, ten heads, and now they have been cut off." ”

Kangxi Xin said, "Although Xiao Guizi deceived me, but he never hurt me, he dared not even want my life for me, without him, I would not be so happy, without him, the foundation of our love for the Xinjue Luo family has long been occupied by Aobai, as a friend, he is righteous, enough buddy, as a courtier, he is loyal and single-minded, this is enough, what am I not satisfied with." ”

"Okay, what is it like for a big man to cry and cry, it's better if you're not a eunuch, I'm worried about how to reward you, if you're a eunuch, you're already the chief eunuch, there's nothing to reward, so let's go back to the early dynasty, I will issue a holy decree, saying that Wei Xiaobao entered the palace to pretend to be a eunuch in order to eradicate Aobai and protect my thoughtfulness. Ming'er I still have to give you something big to do, hehe, little Guizi, you haven't answered me yet, why is your baby so big? Believe it or not, I really made you a eunuch. ”

Wei Xiaobao smiled and said in his heart, "The happiest thing in the world is that even the emperor is jealous of you, hehe, it's so fucking cool." Wei Xiaobao sighed, "The emperor is not easy to say, the slave is born, if he grew up with medicine, I would have dedicated all the elixir to the emperor, so that you can be fierce and bloom everywhere." But the emperor actually has nothing, the big ones are not necessarily easy to use, and the small ones are short and concise, and the power is extraordinary. ”

"Okay, I believe you, by the way, little Guizi, what happened to those two people in the house just now?" Kangxi suddenly remembered the scene he had just seen, and asked puzzledly, "Is this this?" Your Majesty, you have grown so big, it's nothing to tell you, this is the fun of men and women together, that feeling is really great, you will understand later. Since the last time the emperor had a heart, the slave has been helping the emperor find a way these days, if it weren't for the rebellion, the slave would have done it for the emperor a long time ago. ”

"Is it really cool? But why did the woman scream so loudly, I thought she was so pitiful, she didn't hurt? "Kangxi's full chick brother, Wei Xiaobao can't be angry yet, so he has to explain patiently, except for not having a 'clinical combat exercise', even how to pick up girls and fish for Kaizi, Wei Xiaobao told Kangxi one by one.

Although Kangxi is very smart and capable in handling other matters, he is not enlightened at all about this matter, and the angry Wei Xiaobao clenched his fists several times, wanting to beat Kangxi violently.

Wei Xiaobao said in his heart, "Li Gang is dumbfounded, he just said it once, and people have learned, the wife who went back to serve is comfortable, you are a current emperor, so hard, you are not enlightened at all." Your grandfather's me off. ”

I was about to take Kangxi to another room again to steal the experience, when I heard a sound outside, "Look, the unequaled son is here, I can't imagine that the unequaled son is a daughter, it's so beautiful, no, I can't stand it." ”

Then I heard someone scolding, "Grandma, which bastard got something into Lao Tzu's tea bowl and stood up for Lao Tzu." Then there was silence, and no one dared to say anything.

Holding Kangxi's hand, Wei Xiaobao said, "Go and see the excitement, wouldn't it be a pity if you don't see the excitement." Kangxi nodded in agreement, the two of them went out of the door, came to the corridor, and looked down, there was a sea of people, and it was crowded everywhere, but the old bustard was very happy.

"What's going on today, why did the peerless son come here?" Seeing the turtle-duke standing aside, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly inquired, "Uncle, you don't know yet, the unequaled prince chooses the oiran today, which master gives more silver, and the unequaled prince will serve which master to spend the night." As he spoke, the ghost-slave's tongue kept licking on his lips, and his face was dirty, as if he had never seen a beautiful woman in his life. (To be continued.) )