"What a clever thing I'm shaking!"

"My pig brain!"

"Rub, he also drove away this stinky chess?"

While Zhang Changzong was playing backgammon with Cui Geng, Duduan began to have broken thoughts in his heart. Now, he can see it.

If it is a fair duel, Cui Geng is by no means his opponent. However, the two sides cheated with the dice together, and they suffered a big loss.

Although his dice are said to be filled with mercury, the mercury dice also have to talk about skills, and he is also a beginner, just a little stronger than ordinary dice.

But Cui Geng's two dice are also really strange, I don't know how they were made, as soon as they were thrown on a few cases, they spun around, but as soon as they stopped, they were on time at six o'clock and the side was facing up.

How else to play this chess?

……

……

In less than a quarter of an hour, this game of backgammon had been played, and Cui Geng had won a big victory!

In fact, don't look at the gambling between Zhang Changzong and Cui Geng, but the prison of the crane prison is what Zhang Yizhi wants. It's just that Zhang Changzong's level of playing Shuanglu is high enough that he let him win Cui Geng on his behalf.

Now Zhang Changzong can be willing to gamble and lose, but Zhang Yizhi can't!

He looked at Wu Zetian pitifully, and muttered, "Your Majesty, you promised me ......"

Di Renjie said with a straight face: "You have no jokes, please keep your Majesty's promise!" ”

"This ......"

When the matter came to an end, Wu Zetian felt a little sorry for Zhang Yizhi again, and he was speechless for a while.

Shangguan Wan'er actually didn't want the relationship between Cui Geng and the Zhang brothers to be too stiff, so she rolled her eyes and said, "Your Majesty, Wan'er has something unclear, I don't know if to ask?" ”

"What does Wan'er want to ask?"

"Our Great Zhou has both the prince's left prison gate and the prince's right prison gate. The prince's left prison gate has been renamed the Gonghe prison, so what should the right prince's prison gate rate house be called? ”

"That's called ...... Huh! ”

Wu Zetian's brain is so good, he immediately understood what Shangguan Wan'er meant, and said: "Well, Wan'er's reminder is very reasonable, since this is the case, change the prince's left prison gate to the left control of the crane prison, and the prince's right prison gate to the right control of the crane prison." Cui Aiqing and Gorou each presided over a prison and provided offerings for me! ”

It is said that Wu Zetian can be regarded as giving Zhang Yizhi enough face, but the people's hearts are not enough to swallow the statue, and Zhang Yizhi himself is not satisfied!

He sneered and looked at Cui Geng and said, "Offering? You, a person from a liquor dealer's background, can you know what to worship? It's a big joke to say it! ”

Wipe! What the hell are you hitting yourself at gunpoint!

Cui Geng is really high-spirited now, and he also sneered and said to Zhang Yizhi (official seal Wei Shaoqing): "In the way of worship, you Zhang Shaoqing and Cui are better than others." ”

"Where does the comparison come from?"

"Fireflies are better than the sun and moon, and finches are better than birds!"

After a pause, Cui Geng squinted his eyes and said disdainfully: "To tell you the truth, I, Cui Erlang, am upright and straight, and I am promoted by merit, but I disdain to take that fortunate road." Otherwise, you won't be able to catch up with me! ”

"Phew, if the wind is in the drum, you can brag!"

"Bragging?" Cui Geng raised his neck and said, "Have you heard of "Cui Yao"?" It was invented by this official to solve His Majesty's headache and brain fever. If you're not convinced, you can also invent a good medicine? ”

"Uh...... This ...... "Zhang Yizhi said that I can't make Cui medicine, only aphrodisiacs, but how can I say this?"

Cui Geng was unforgiving, and continued: "There is also the frosting as white as snow, and the rock sugar like a jewel and crystal, that is also my handiwork!" The frosting and rock candy that can be eaten in the palace now are all this. What do you think? You Zhang Shaoqing are not convinced, and you can make further improvements! ”

"I ......"

"Let's talk about food, let's talk about living! Who built the world-famous Yangzhou garden first, and it's not me Cui Geng Cui Erlang? What can you Zhang Yizhi do to take the building? ”

"I ......"

Under the three questions, Zhang Yizhi's face was full of shame and it was difficult to speak.

But it doesn't matter, the bystanders are clear, Zhang Changzong said: "Since Cui Shushu is unwilling to take the road of luck, why do you have to fight for the position of the crane supervisor!" ”

Of course, Cui Geng can't say, I just disgust the two of you and avenge the Freemasons brothers.

Suddenly, he blinked a few times, and said with a choked voice: "Of course it's for Your Majesty, I think how wise Your Majesty is, today he and Zhang Chang are invincible." Don't ask, it must be Your Majesty who is too tired! Your Majesty has worked so hard for state affairs, if I, Cui Erlang, don't want to share your worries for Your Majesty, will I still be a person? ”

Wu Zetian actually felt that her energy was not as good as before, but although she said that she was old, she refused to admit it in her heart, and when she heard Cui Geng find such an excuse for her, she suddenly felt happy and said, "So, Cui Aiqing wants to make me relaxed?" ”

"Exactly! Wechen is willing to do everything in his power to make His Majesty relax and relieve his fatigue. As for the gossip of others, the minister can't care so much. ”

With so many realistic exploits of Cui Geng in the past, Wu Zetian really believed this, and said: "Cui Aiqing is really a loyal minister!" ”

Zhang Changzong was apprehensive and said: "Even if you Cui Geng is a little clever, but let Your Majesty relax, you can't rely on Cui Yao, you can't rely on frosting, it's still our brother's means!" ”

"Hmph, Zhang Changshou is talking about men? Xue Aocao was offered by the official in cooperation with King Liang Chitose, or ...... Are you looking for the same one? ”

The control of the crane prison is to search for beautiful young men for Wu Zetian, and he is not to offer himself, Zhang Changzong is speechless again!

He changed the subject and said, "Of course I'm not talking about being a man, but having fun with Your Majesty!" For example, playing double continent, such as drinking and having fun...... Can you accompany Your Majesty? ”

This is really Cui Geng's weakness! Let him accompany Mrs. Wu to do these things every day, then it is better to let him die.

Cui Geng thought for a moment, and suddenly smiled: "What is it to play Shuanglu?" Don't get tired of playing this all the time? It's really a shame for you, Zhang Changshi, to take this seriously. I'll introduce you to a couple of new games......"

"What game?"

"That's too many, like...... Take a Go board! ”

Wu Zetian nodded slightly, and Gao Lishi took the order to leave, and after a while, a Go chessboard had been set up.

Then, Cui Geng held the sunspot in his hand and taught it to Wu Zetianxia...... Gobang!

If Wu Zetian was young, she would definitely scoff at this kind of little game, but now that she is old and lacks energy. This kind of little game that doesn't take much brains, and it really has an appetite for her old man, and she soon smiled and praised Cui Geng for having a heart.

Especially after winning Cui Geng's game, how to see how Cui Geng is pleasing to the eye.

Zhang Yizhi is really anxious this time, although Cui Geng is not as good as his brother, he is also beautiful, what if Wu Zetian is tempted?

He said sourly: "I don't know where Cui Shu learned this backgammon method by chance, it's really lucky!" ”

"Oh? Listening to what Zhang Shaoqing meant, I, Cui Erlang, only have this kind of novel game? ”

"Isn't it?"

"Of course not." Cui Geng looked at Wu Zetian and said, "Your Majesty, listen to Weichen slowly......"

Then, Cui Geng taught Wu Zetian checkers, chess, military chess, and beast chess...... and other board games.

Immediately afterwards, he felt that he was not happy, so he ordered someone to find fifty-four pieces of paper and teach them to play poker.

There's too much to play now, upgrading, fighting landlords, arching pigs, hoeing the earth...... One by one, one by one, everyone including Wu Zetian looked stupid.

Especially the landlord, he immediately showed extraordinary ability, Shangguan Wan'er and Wu Zetian called Gao Lishi together, and they had a lot of fun.

Brother Zhang Shi looked at Cui Geng's gaze, he could almost breathe fire, and they understood that at this moment, Cui Geng's position as the supervisor of the crane was stable. The reason is very simple, Wu Zetian is so old, even if he uses drugs, he can't snap ~ pop ~ pop all day long, it's more important to have fun seriously.

In fact, not only Zhang Changzong and Zhang Yizhi, but also Di Renjie who glared at Cui Geng at this time.

Looking at that posture, if it wasn't in front of Wu Zetian, or if it wasn't for dealing with Erzhang, Di Renjie would have to strangle Cui Geng, a lucky villain. Okay, let Her Majesty's playthings be demoralized, you Cui Geng is more powerful than two Zhang!

However, Cui Geng is also aggrieved.

He thought to himself, Di Xiangye, you have nothing to do and have fun, I have enough strength. Where is this, if I take out the quintessence of the future generations - mahjong, you must not be crazy!

Well, "Chang'an is a month, and the sound of mahjong in ten thousand households" is really touching when I think about it. Do you want to really take out mahjong?

……

"Your Majesty, Weichen has a book." Just as Cui Geng was thinking nonsense, Zhang Changzong's voice woke him up. At the same time, it also interrupted Wu Zetian, who was concentrating on being a "landlord".

She asked, "What does Rokuro want to say?" ”

"Although His Majesty has set Cui Shushu and Wulang to each be in charge of a crane prison, it is better to decide who is in charge of which crane prison. Why don't you let Gorou be in charge of the left control of the crane prison, and Cui Shushu is in charge of the right control of the crane prison, right? ”

Di Renjie has been surrendering for many years, and immediately heard that something was wrong, and said: "The left control crane prison is full of talents, and the right control crane prison is just an empty shelf, Zhang Changshou has a good calculation!" ”

Zhang Changzong said unconvinced: "What else should I do?" Could it be that Cui Erlang will be the supervisor of the left control crane and make Goro suffer? ”

Di Renjie said: "That old man doesn't care, but ......"

"That's it! Stop arguing! ”

Wu Zetian interrupted the argument between the two impatiently, and muttered: "The strength of the two crane control supervisors is unbalanced, just let them balance it." What is there to argue about? It's just that...... Lijingmen has been disbanded by me, where should I transfer people? ”

Cui Geng still wanted to whitewash his Freemasonry, and said, "Otherwise, Weichen will recruit some people on his own?" ”

If the enemy supports it, I must oppose it, Zhang Changzong hurriedly said: "No! You recruited yourself, so isn't the right control crane supervisor your private soldier? Never! ”

Zhang Yizhi also said solemnly: "Yes, I think that Lijingmen was recruited by Junchen himself, but it turned out to be a big mistake. With the lessons of the previous car in the past, Your Majesty must not be careless! ”

This time, Wu Zetian was a little embarrassed, Zuokong Hejian was her old foundation in the former internal guard, how easy is it to rebuild a similar yamen? Could it be that for this bit of, let the imperial court transfer the elites of various yamen? Forget it, it's not shameful enough.

"Your Majesty, in fact, you really have a working man!" Zetian's personal little secretary, Shangguan Wan'er, pursed her lips and smiled, and once again solved the problem for her.

"Still have the manpower available? Who is it? ”

"That's ......" Shangguan Wan'er leaned into Wu Zetian's ear and whispered a few words.

Wu Zetian's brows gradually stretched when he heard this, and he hesitated slightly: "But...... This strength is still not very balanced! Is it appropriate? ”

Shangguan Wan'er glanced at Cui Geng and said meaningfully: "Although the strength is insufficient, isn't there other benefits?" Cheap him! ”

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