The first year of the Great Zhou Dynasty's longevity, the ninth day of October.

Zhang Qian, who had been appointed for nearly half a year, traveled leisurely all the way, and finally arrived in Yangzhou City.

The most prominent figures in the city went to greet them.

Including Jiangdu County Ling Cui Geng, and Lijingmen Jiangnan Governor Meng Shenshuang.

Zhang Qian is in his fifties this year, with fair skin and a slightly rich appearance, and his whole face is always filled with a warm smile. It doesn't look like a member of the imperial court, but like the shopkeeper of a big business.

When the officials of Yangzhou saw this, they all secretly breathed a sigh of relief - it seems that the new Yangzhou brother should not be difficult to serve.

The facts also proved their speculation, whether it was the handover with the predecessor Yangzhou Assassin Shi, Anping Wang Wu Youxu, or the simple greetings with everyone, in terms of speech and demeanor and treatment of people, this old man is like a spring breeze.

Before everyone proposed to take over the matter of washing the dust, Zhang Qian announced on the spot that in order to celebrate the first meeting with the princes, let the prostitute send the best prostitute tonight, and everyone would drink happily without getting drunk. If anyone looks at a prostitute, as long as they agree, he will not stop him!

This old man is simply too caring, and the officials who have a preference for Fengyue have already burst into laughter.

……

That night, an open-air banquet was held in a courtyard of the Yangzhou Assassin Yamen.

Lantern torches and butter wax illuminated the whole audience as bright as day.

Zhang Qiangao sat on the main seat, and the rest of the officials sat sideways to accompany each other according to the size of their official positions.

Don't look at Yangzhou City, which is also in Jiangdu County, but Cui Geng is only a six-grade county order, so he can only sit at the end of the court.

However, Meng Shenshuang seems to be valued by Zhang Qian, and he is actually very close to the main position.

Waiting for everyone to sit down one after another, but the prostitutes of the prostitute of the prostitute still hadn't arrived, and Zhang Qian, who was the host and a new guest, suddenly changed his complexion.

As the old saying goes, a good temper does not equal a good person, and there is a difference!

The dignified Yangzhou assassin history, but he was treated so slowly by the trick he was in charge of, if he didn't show the thunderbolt method, then Zhang Qian's assassination history would not be able to work in Yangzhou in the future!

Suddenly, he turned his head to look at Shi Gaoyi, the head of the Thorn History Mansion beside him, and asked in a thoughtful voice, "It's really strange." Dare to ask Song Changshi, this prostitute in Yangzhou, is it not under the control of the assassin Shi Yamen? ”

As soon as Gao Yi heard this, he was so scared to death, and said with a pale face: "Of course, the prostitute is directly in charge of the assassin Shi Yamen. ”

"Oh? Is it because the official is not good at speaking, and the prostitute refuses to obey the order? ”

Poof!

Grohe finally knelt!

In other places, there is a limited difference between the long history and the rank of the chief official, which is equivalent to the left and right hands of the assassin history.

But Yangzhou is different, Zhang Qian's main position is the history of the governor of Yangzhou, and the history of the governor of the capital in charge of the military and politics of the seven states. The history of Yangzhou Thorn is just a play, on the official rank and status, I don't know how to throw off more than a dozen official roads.

really angered Zhang Qian, and if he went down with a random bullet, Gao Yi would have to lose his official position and resign!

Gao Yi said anxiously: "What are you talking about, my lord?" Give them two the courage to disobey their fate! ”

"Then why are they so late?"

Gao Yi had cold sweat on his forehead, and said in a trembling voice: "Humble duty...... I really don't know how to do it......"

"Hmph, I don't know this, this official looks at you, the governor of Yangzhou...... history"

Wow~

As soon as he said this, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps, and a green-robed petty official ran into the small courtyard and reported: "Lord Qiyu Assassin Shi, the prostitute of the Prostitute Division is here!" ”

"Hmph, do you know you're coming?"

Zhang Qian's heart was a little more comfortable, and he looked at Gao Yi and said, "Get up, you have to be careful in the future." ”

"Thank you, sir!" As if he had been pardoned, he turned his back and secretly wiped a handful of sweat.

After a while, more than a dozen beauties, led by a beautiful woman in a red dress, bowed down and said, "The concubine body is like a concubine, see Zhang Tingshi, see all the adults!" ”

The appearance of these dozen prostitutes is really good, and they have their own styles.

Especially the woman in the red dress at the lead, not only is she beautiful, but her figure is also perfect.

The small place is small, the willow waist is thin, and Yingying holds it. The big place is big, the chest is half exposed, and the spray is about to be squirted.

This bow, trembling and turbulent, even if many people are not seeing each other for the first time, they still can't help but swallow their saliva.

Zhang Qian seems to be kind, but he is actually an old pervert. Seeing the beautiful women rushing to him, he threw them out of the clouds for offending him belatedly.

A rich old face smiled like a flower, and Wen Yan greeted: "Little ladies, please get up quickly." Tsk, it is said that Weiyang has been beautiful since ancient times, and when I see it today, it really deserves its name! A few little ladies, hurry up and report your name to this official! ”

The prostitutes immediately gave their names and surnames in order. The woman in red in the lead is none other than Li Yunying, the top prostitute in Yangzhou.

Zhang Qian nodded again and again when he heard this, and immediately summoned two women with "murder weapons" to sit beside him, and did not be polite to the Yangzhou officials present at all.

During this period, Zhang Qian's official rank is the highest, and he is naturally the supervisor at this night banquet, and he controls the overall situation, he can drink if he wants, and no one dares to drink if he doesn't want to drink.

Li Yunying, the most popular official prostitute, served as "Xi Jiao". Xi Jiao's responsibility is to determine who wins and who loses, who should drink, and how much to drink.

Other prostitutes sat casually.

It is said that there must be a "record of affairs" to enforce Xi Jie's order, but with Zhang Qian, the great god, no one dares to disobey the order, so it will be exempted.

At present, the Yangzhou officials present are gearing up and eager to try.

"Wait!"

Zhang Qian was just about to announce the start of the night banquet, but he heard Cui Geng's old enemy Meng Shenshuang shout and asked Li Yunying: "Little lady Li, don't worry about the wine order for the time being, this official wants to ask you something." ”

"It turned out that Mr. Meng was in charge of the current situation, and the distinguished guest had something to say, please speak." Li Yunying bowed slightly and said a blessing.

"The paperwork for the Assassin Yamen should have arrived a long time ago, right? The petty officials of the Prostitute Division must not dare to delay. Why are you so late with all the little ladies? ”

Li Yunying's eyes fluttered, and she smiled lightly: "It's not that the slave family deliberately wants to be late, it's really that today's banquet is very important, our sisters don't dare to slack off, and we dare to go out only when we pack up." I also ask all officials to forgive your sins! ”

This is also a decent reply, after all, it is a trick in the Fengyue place, and many tricky officials have seen it, and there is still experience in this question and answer.

Zhang Qian stroked his half-black and half-white beard, laughed, and said, "Not guilty!" In the clear! Of course, it takes time for the little ladies to make up, but the order given by the official is too hasty. ”

Zhang Qian, who hugged the big ~ breasted beauty left and right, was already immersed in beauty at this time, where was the accounting late? In his opinion, Meng Shenshuang is making a big fuss!

The old pervert touched the chest of the prostitute next to him fiercely, laughed, and said to Li Yunying: "This official is a casual person, tonight is just a banquet for his appointment, you don't need to be so cautious!" In the future, if you come to the official mansion a few more times, you will know that the old man is a good talker! Ha ha! ”

Zhang Qian said this, and the atmosphere became more and more cheerful.

Li Yunying sighed and said, "It's not that I'm afraid of Zhang Tingshi, but we respect Zhang Tingshi." Even if Lord Assassin Shi is not to blame, the concubine does not want to see each other as Yan Yuan. ”

Yan Yuan's appearance is an allusion to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's favorite concubine Li, which is said to be the favorite concubine Li, who refused to let Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty see her sick face until she died.

Zhang Qian is a well-educated person, and he understands such allusions as soon as he hears them, and immediately smiles at the corners of his mouth and bows slightly.

Li Yunying spoke again: "Besides, I can't complain that the slave family has delayed the time by dressing up, but in fact, not only is Zhang Shi here tonight, but there are so many such important lords and lords here, how dare our sisters be negligent?" ”

As soon as this sentence comes out, it's a bad dish!

Li Yunying wanted to say one more good word and pat the sycophants of these officials present, but she ignored one thing, that is, tonight is the banquet for Zhang Qian's new official arrival, and he is respected tonight.

It's just a matter of putting this in normal times, but tonight is really a little inappropriate, and it has some contempt for Zhang Qian.

Sure enough, Zhang Qian, the old pervert who was happy just now, had a smile on his face at this time, and even fools could see his displeasure.

Li Yunying also realized that she had lost her words, and hurriedly added: "Of course, the most important thing is Zhang Thorn Shili." ”

As soon as the words came out, no matter how remedy there was, it was better than nothing, and Zhang Qian obviously had no intention of using it.

Many officials present looked at Li Yunying with sympathy, secretly regretting, it seems that tomorrow the position of the chief official prostitute will be changed!

Meng Shenshuang's eyes flashed with a hint of strangeness, and he got up and asked, "That little lady thinks that besides Zhang Tingshi, who else is very important here?" ”

Li Yunying knew that she had offended Zhang Qian, and seeing that Meng Shenshuang was going to fall into the well at this time, her pretty face was slightly sunk, and she said angrily: "No matter who it is, it's not you Meng Da Manager anyway." ”

"Hehe, it's okay if it's not the manager." Meng Shenshuang smiled coldly and said in a deep voice: "Since Little Lady Li thinks that the most important person is Zhang Tingshi, then the weight in the little lady's heart, there should always be someone ranked below Zhang Tingshi, right?" Who, let's talk about Meng! ”

Li Yunying looked westward, her eyes fell on the faces of the officials present one by one, and no one dared to look at her.

Just kidding, who is this head planted, who Nima is unlucky!

This kind of name not only offended all the officials present, but also made Zhang Qian feel tired.

Seeing that Li Yunying hadn't answered for a long time, Meng Shenshuang squinted his eyes and asked, "What?" Does Little Lady Li not want to say it, or do you dare not say it? "Hmph, just say it!"

Li Yunying was really squeezed by him, his eyes fell on one person, and said: "He, Master Cui of Jiangdu County, he is more important than you!" ”

Swish!

Suddenly, everyone's eyes looked at Cui Geng and Cui Erlang in the corner.

I rub!

Cui Geng almost scolded!

Li Yunying, Li Yunying, you are the head of an official prostitute, why was you taken to Nirvana by Meng Shenshuang?

Dude, I was really lying down and getting shot.

But under the watchful eye, hiding is definitely not possible.

Cui Geng simply stood up, arched his hand, and said with a wry smile: "Hehe, so this county is still grateful to Little Lady Li for her love?" If this county remembers correctly, you and I don't know each other at all, right? Little lady Li! ”

Li Yunying said: "Although I don't know it, but the name of General Cui Fei, the concubine body is already like thunder. ”

She suddenly got up, came to the middle of the venue, danced, and sang: "The Qin period, the bright moon and the Han period, the Long March has not yet returned." But to make the dragon city fly will not teach Humadu Yin Mountain. ”

Dancing gracefully, the sound is like heaven, and he is worthy of being the first official prostitute in Yangzhou!

After Li Yunying finished singing, she raised her chin lightly, with a bit of admiration in her eyes, and said: "Cui Xianling's poem is popular, and no one knows which one. Why not say that it is more important than Mr. Meng? If you are not convinced, Mr. Meng, you will also make a poem, and the slave family will sing it in a clear mouth, and compare it with Cui County's order? ”

"I ......"

Meng Shenshuang was defeated by a prostitute, and his face turned red in an instant, speechless, and sat down!

Zhang Qian smiled and said: "In terms of making poetry, how many people in the world can compare to Cui Erlang?" This time, Mr. Meng is not unjust! ”

Meng Shenshuang took a deep breath and said with a wry smile: "Zhang Tingshi is right, the lower official admits defeat and takes the initiative to punish a glass of wine!" ”

Then, pick up a glass of wine from a few tables and drink it all!

Zhang Qian immediately changed the topic and said, "I don't know what kind of wine order Li Xiaoniang wants to do today?" Hurry up and get the question out. ”

"Hmmm......"

Li Yunying lightly cupped her cheeks and said in a deep voice: "It's not interesting to always chant poems and do it right, why don't we make a martial arts order today?" ”

The wine order is divided into civil and military, and the wine order is generally to say a poem or a poem in a specific format. Everyone really doesn't have much knowledge, and they can also compete to say "emergency passwords", that is, "tongue twisters".

There are many tricks in the martial wine order, such as boxing, archery, or even simply throwing dice, and whoever loses will drink.

"Martial Wine Order?"

Immediately, Zhang Qian's interest was lacking, watching a group of people draw boxing and even archery, what does it mean? Besides, if it spreads, the reputation of his Yangzhou assassination history will not be good. After all, he Zhang Qian is a serious scholar.

"Of course I won't do those indecent drinking orders." Li Yunying hurriedly explained: "Why don't we play with the Tibetan hook?" ”

Hidden hooks?

Zhang Qian's eyes lit up as soon as he thought about it slightly, and said, "This is good!" Today's liquor order is a hidden hook! ”

The so-called Tibetan hook is a small game often played by the Tang people at night banquets, between the civil and military wine orders.

The rule is that everyone in the audience is divided into two groups, and a special "hook" is given to one of the teams, and the other team is asked to guess which person the "hook" is in turn.

If you guess wrong, I'm sorry, and I'll be fined a glass of wine.

Guess right? Whoever hooks it on the body will be punished with a glass of wine.

It's a test of intelligence and eyesight.

Zhang Qian was born in Jinshi, and has been up and down in the sea for decades, who can compare to him in terms of intelligence and eyesight? It's actually perfect for this kind of game.

Of course, that's not the point.

What does a prostitute do? Xi Jiao, specially determine who wins and who loses. In this kind of liquor order, she is in charge of checking whether the hook is on someone.

Think about it, isn't it both fragrant and interesting for a stunning beauty to search up and down on her body, lest she fall into a place?

There are poems: The beauty has fresh red makeup, and the side hangs high and the bun is inserted into Jintian. Drunk sitting in front of the red candle with a hidden hook, I don't know where the hook is. For the gentleman to hold the coral whip, this pleasure has also been deviated.

Not only Zhang Qian, but all the officials present were full of interest for a moment, and they quickly divided the team.

After a few rounds of games, the audience laughed and drank, and the atmosphere reached a high ~ tide.

Then in the next round, it was the turn of the people in the team on the right to guess the "hook", and Liuhe County ordered Sun Bochao to raise his arm and shake it, pointing directly at someone, and said: "Haha, this official guesses, the hook should be hidden in the arms of Cui Gengcui County Order!" ”