"Presumptuous!"

Yan Zhiwei was slapped by Cui Geng on the spot, his face was suddenly embarrassed, and he said: "The post of deputy envoy is a public discussion of the imperial court, and His Majesty is personally sealed." If you don't want to do it, you don't want to do it, and if you don't want to go, you won't go? Where did you put my Great Zhou court? Where is Your Majesty? ”

"Your Majesty? Court? Cui Geng snorted coldly: "Your Majesty and the imperial court let Cui someone be the deputy envoy of peace, not the Turkic people as a pug!" A certain crown went away, not because of Your Majesty, not because of the Great Zhou court, but because you know the subtlety! Because—"

He paused, and he said loudly: "Although I came from a vulgar background, I also know that the eldest husband was born in the world, and he should stand up to the sky, and he can neither bend his waist for five buckets of rice, nor can he fist the villains in the township!" ”

This is a quotation, from the mouth of Tao Yuanming of the Jin Dynasty.

Eunuch Zhiwei understands that with the current status of Cui Geng's "Cui Feijiang" in the poetry world, if he is really bullied by himself today, then the name of this "village villain" will be regarded as a backing.

Immediately, he said angrily: "Cui Erlang, you make it clear to General Ben, who is the villain in the township?" ”

"Who's the villain?"

Cui Geng pretended to look Yan Zhiwei up and down in surprise, and said leisurely: "Zhu Qian is suspicious of green, and Lu Renjie is looking at Zhu." Yan Zhiwei rode a horse, and Ma Jifu rode a donkey. The surname will be Li Qianli, and the surname will be Wu Qiwu. Left Tai Hu Yu Shi, Right Tai Yu Shi Hu ...... General Yan, who is the villain, can you still use the subordinate to make it clearer? ”

"Hahaha~~"

Hearing this, many officials laughed knowingly, among them was Yan Zhiwei's old opponent, Zuo Weilang, the general secretary, who laughed Tian Guidao the loudest and unscrupulous

Cui Geng's reading of these words has a source, and it is an officialdom allusion of the imperial court a few years ago.

It is said that one day, Wu Zetian asked Zhang Yuanyi in the Ministry of Rites, Zhang Aiqing, staying in the palace all day long, is there anything funny outside?

Zhang Yuanyi of the Ministry of Rites replied with the passage that Cui Geng had just read. Because of the witty and humorous answers, the disadvantages of the needle quickly spread in the officialdom of the Great Zhou.

Among them, the sentence "Yan Zhiwei riding a horse" is a pun. It means that Yan Zhiwei is not only named "Wei", but he is also short in stature, but he rides on a tall horse, which looks nondescript.

Since Eunuch Zhiwei is a well-known "short man", why not Cui Geng secretly change his concept and call him a "villain"?

Don't hit people in the face, scold people don't expose their shortcomings!

Eunuch Zhiwei has always regretted his figure, and he was exposed by Cui Geng in front of him for this big "short", and his face turned green with anger.

However, he was vicious and did not continue to quarrel with Cui Geng, because as far as he knew, Cui Erlang was famous for his eloquence, so he looked at Wu Yizong and said, "Lord Wang, it seems that Cui Changshi looks down on us who are short people, and he is really too deceitful!" ”

Yan Zhiwei thought very well, Wu Yizong's figure was not as good as his own, and after this provocation, he still had to fight with Cui Geng?

Who knows that Wu Yizong won't buy his account at all.

I saw Wu Yizong roll his eyes, and said in a hoarse voice: "Go to Nima's!" What Cui Changshi said is that you know the subtlety, what is the matter with King Guanben? ”

Then, he came to Cui Geng's approach, with a mouth full of big yellow teeth, and said: "Cui Changshi is so ambitious, this is a man." You shouldn't bend your waist for five buckets of rice, this king supports you! Angry Yan Zhiwei this donkey day! ”

Immediately afterwards, Wu Yanxiu also stepped forward, stroked his palms and said: "Cui Changshi is really my bloody man, this king is optimistic about you!" ”

Tian Guidao, who was smiling unscrupulously just now, also stepped forward, and also bowed his head slightly: "Cui Changshi said it well, we Central Plains people really can't do the errand of serving the Turks!" I think that when the official went to the Turks, he saw their predecessor Khan Gulu, so he bowed slightly, and left kowtow to the soft bones! ”

Cui Geng gave a thumbs up and praised: "Tianshe people, what a man!" ”

"You...... You ......"

Yan Zhiwei was completely dumbfounded, it was obvious that these people were all with Cui Geng! But soon he understood why these people were willing to support Cui Geng, is this not clear? Tian Guidao is against harmony, Wu Yizong is unwilling to take this errand and go to the Turks, and Wu Yanxiu, who is the son-in-law of the Turks, does not want to make peace at all.

Among these people, only he is the one who advocates peace, and he has invisibly become the public enemy of these people.

But he knew very well in his heart that the Turks made it very clear that if he wanted to succeed this time, he must have Governor Shi Cuigeng as his deputy envoy.

Cui Geng picked his son, and the matter of kissing was over, and the three of them were happy to see it.

The only thing that suffers is his own lord and faction. The most important thing is that they may even beat a rake and put the blame entirely on themselves!

What should I do with this Nimako?

Alas, the situation is stronger than people, and now it can only be swallowed with teeth and blood!

Thinking of this, he, the dignified General of the Third Rank Leopard Taowei, actually said with a smile on his face: "Cui Changshi, Cui Changshi, this official is just joking, why are you still serious?" I always thought that we went to the Turks, although we were friendly, but we couldn't fall into the prestige of my Great Zhou, Cui Changshi and General Ben are really heroes. ”

"Oh? Is it? Cui Geng continued to tease: "Then what else did you say just now?" ”

"I ...... This...... I'm ...... This official is satirizing Fan Guanglie! If you don't believe it, look! ”

Boom!

As he spoke, Yan Zhiwei flew up and kicked Fan Guanglie's back knee fiercely.

Oops~~

Fan Guanglie was unsteady on his feet, fell to the ground, hugged his knee and cried out in pain.

This is not over, Yan Zhiwei scolded bitterly: "The man who eats my Great Zhou, but grovels to the Turks, is simply a model of eating inside and out, how can this official be in the company of you villain?" Fan Guanglie, your kneecaps are soft, and the general's kneecaps are hard! ”

Everyone present: "......"

Dignified Wednesday Rank Officer, this Yan Zhiwei is too undisciplined, right? Going back on his word, it's like slapping his face!

Even Cui Geng can't secretly sigh awesomely, people are shameless, and the world is invincible! I actually ruined my buddy's plan!

It wasn't a spur of the moment that he walked away, but something he had planned in advance. He thought that if he could use this excuse to resign from the job, of course it would be better, anyway, after Shangguan Wan'er regained her favor, it would not be difficult to help him reinstate. It's good now, Yan Zhiwei is so shameless, backtracking, and asking for grievances with himself, if he insists on not going to the Turks to serve as deputy envoys, he will be the one who will be at fault!

In desperation, he had no choice but to agree to accept the post of deputy envoy.

Yan Zhiwei carefully patted Cui Geng's ass in his mouth, but his heart was full of resentment, hum, Cui Geng, and made you proud for a while. It's really in Black Sand City, the territory of Syshulun, I'll see how you die!

Obviously, after this incident, although Yan Zhiwei had a kind face on his face, he had already planted a thorn in his heart. Between him and Cui Geng, it is already a personal grudge that cannot be resolved under the tree!

……

……

A small episode passed, and everyone set off for Dingzhou City.

After entering the city, Sun Yangao first let the Heqin delegation rest, and then in the evening, he ceremoniously received the wind and washed the dust for them.

About the evening, in the Dingzhou Thorn Mansion, a huge courtyard.

The whole venue is surrounded by colorful silk, dozens of butter giant waxes are lit around, and wisps of sandalwood waft in, making people feel like falling into a fairyland.

Not only the environment is good, but this banquet is also good, melons, fruits, food and vegetables are all of the best, there are all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and all kinds of famous wines are available.

In addition, there are dozens of official prostitutes in Dingzhou, or they preside over the order and make witty words, or greet the officials with small intentions, or dance in front of the hall......

Sun Yangao is really willing to spend the capital, and he has a lot of wine pond and meat forest!

But in such a wonderful night banquet, Wu Yizong didn't show a trace of a smile at all.

"Let's go to Nima's!"

Suddenly, Wu Yizong pushed the two beautiful women beside him to the side, and said hatefully: "Sun Yangao, you just let these vulgar fans entertain this king?" Are you the king of the turtle in the ravine? Or do you feel that this king has never seen a woman? ”

"The prince is angry, the prince is angry!" Sun Yangao hurriedly explained, "The two little beauties beside you, one is called Tang Weiwei and the other is called Zhou Bing'er, and they are already the first and second cards of our official prostitutes in Dingzhou. No matter how good it is, in the huge city of Dingzhou, the lower officials can't find it! ”

"Sun Tingshi, among our official prostitutes in Dingzhou, it is not necessarily Tang Weiwei and Zhou Bing'er who are the most outstanding."

Suddenly, the dog-headed soldier Fan Guanglie made a sound, as if he was demolishing Sun Yangao's platform, but in fact, he was asking Wu Yizong for greed, "But the county officials are not as good as the current management, but it is my family that Lord Shi commands the prostitute music division, so it is really difficult to find a perfect beauty for the king of Hanoi!" ”

Sun Yangao was also thoroughly touched by Fan Guanglie's last sentence, and immediately shook the pot and said: "That's right, the King of Hanoi, the Dingzhou Prostitute Division, Cui Changshi is in charge, what's the matter, you'd better find him!" ”

Cui Geng's cheeks twitched suddenly, although he was the head of the prostitute department, but since he took office, he was busy with disaster relief first, and then he was busy learning Turkic language, how could he have time to deal with those warblers and Yanyan?

He had no choice but to stand up and say stubbornly: "Lord Qiqi, the matter of the prostitute is really not very clear to the lower officials. If you are not satisfied with Tang Weiwei and Zhou Bing'er, I will ......"

"Hmph, Cui Changshi, it's not kind for you to say that, isn't it?" Fan Guanglie said, "Who doesn't know that among the official prostitutes in Dingzhou, the most outstanding one is Chu Yunniang!" This woman not only has the appearance of sinking fish and falling geese, but also knows everything, why don't you call her out to serve the king of Hanoi? ”

Sun Yangao also echoed: "Yes, why don't you let Chu Yunniang call the prince of clothing?" Is it because he is your friend? Cui Changshi, it's not the official who said you, this official prostitute belongs to everyone, and it is not necessary to eat alone! ”

Eating alone?

Eat your sister alone!

Chu Yunniang, don't say that Lao Tzu has never seen it, even this name, Lao Tzu is the first time to hear it, okay?

Cui Geng said: "What Chu Yunniang Chu Yuniang, if the king of Hanoi is intentional......"

Ahem~~

At this moment, in the quiet lobby, a violent coughing sound suddenly sounded.

Cui Geng followed the prestige and saw that Liu Qiqian was squeezing his eyebrows at himself!

Liu Qiqian, this guy is the head of the prostitute division. When Cui Geng first came to Dingzhou to take up his new post, in order to humiliate Cui Geng, Sun Yangao sent Liu Qiqian and Zhang Wancheng, the deputy director of the Prostitute Division, to greet Cui Geng at the city gate.

Fan Guanglie made the bad in the front, Liu Qiqian reminded in the back, Cui Geng suddenly understood that I am afraid that Chu Yunniang's identity is not simple.

His mind was excited, and he quickly changed his words: "The prince forgives the sin, and the lower official will be absent." ”

Wu Yizong was an expert in internal fighting, and when he looked at his words and looks, he knew that there must be something going on here, so he asked for himself: "Cui Changshi, please." ”

Cui Changshi glanced at Liu Qiqian, who left the table and came outside with him.

Cui Geng asked in a deep voice: "Liu Sizheng, what's going on with this Chu Yunniang?" ”

Liu Qiqian sighed and said, "Some of the official prostitutes in the prostitute division were bought, some took the initiative to vote for comfort, and some of the daughters of criminal officials were fined and confiscated...... Only this Chu Yunniang, she was born as a prostitute. ”

Cui Geng turned his head to look at the side of his eyes, and then said: "Time is pressing, you make a long story short, hurry up and tell me what is going on with this Chu Yunniang?" ”

"This thing has to start from fifty years ago, to ...... words," Liu Qiqian said after drinking two glasses today, shaking his head and mouthing full of wine.

"Fifty years ago? What the fuck ...... "Cui Geng is in a hurry!"

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