Chapter 295, drinking and talking
John Tang was taken aback and said in surprise, "How do you know that I have the ability?" How did you know me? Wei Xiaobao said it again and again according to the merits of Tang Ruowang during the Shunzhi period recorded in history, and Tang Ruowang nodded again and again after hearing this, and his doubts about Wei Xiaobao disappeared at once.
Wei Xiaobao said it again and again according to the merits of Tang Ruowang during the Shunzhi period recorded in history, and Tang Ruowang nodded again and again after hearing this, and his doubts about Wei Xiaobao were canceled at once.
Soon a few eunuchs brought a food box, opened the iron cage and handed it in, the food box was wooden, and it was light and fluttering on the water, so there was no need to worry about falling into the water.
Seeing that the two eunuchs were leaving, Wei Xiaobao shouted, "Two fathers-in-law, you see that the one over there doesn't know if he is dead, and he hasn't spoken all day." ”
A eunuch turned around and went out, Wei Xiaobao didn't know what he was going to do, and after a while, the eunuch who went out walked back with a whip, came to the iron cage where Liu Yizhou was held, took out the key and opened the iron cage with a 'click', and the eunuch shouted inside, "Hey, are you dead?" ”
Seeing that Liu Yizhou didn't react for a long time, the eunuch suddenly became impatient, stretched out his hand and 'snapped' a few times, and the leather whip was whipped on Liu Yizhou's body, and Liu Yizhou suddenly woke up with a spirit.
The eunuch sneered and said, "Are you kid impatient, it's okay to pretend to be dead here, you have to like to pretend to be dead, Lao Tzu will fulfill you now and let you die happily, how about it?" Still dead or not? ”
Wei Xiaobao didn't expect the prison of the Criminal Department to treat prisoners like this, this is too 'harsh', it is simply vicious, Liu Yizhou's lower body hurts badly, and he begged in a low voice, "This father-in-law, you can do it." Get me some medicine. I had a terrible pain. ”
'Bang Bang' is two more whips. The eunuch said angrily, "Oh, you still kicked your nose in the face, you can take medicine if you want, do you have any silver?" Take the silver, and if you want to eat swan meat, we will get it for you. ”
Liu Yizhou said, "Father-in-law, when the little one came in, didn't the silver all honor you?" Now that you really don't have it on you, you can do it. If the small ones go out, they will be given back twice. ”
The eunuch snorted and shouted, "Oh, do you know what this place is? Come in and want to get out, to tell you the truth, you don't even think about it in your life, if you can pick up a dog's life, even if there is green smoke on your ancestral grave. Remember to be honest, pretend to be dead again, and send you directly to a mass grave to bury you on the spot, saving a waste of food. ”
One when it comes to wasting food. Liu Yizhou's stomach kept growling, and he forgot about the pain in his body. The eunuch pleaded to the admonisher, "Father-in-law, I haven't eaten for several days, so show mercy and reward me with food, if I don't eat, I will starve to death." ”
The eunuch seemed to be tired of listening, and said angrily, "Go and go, don't scream anymore, our family advises you, you better save some effort obediently, or you won't even have the strength to speak." ”
After speaking, the two eunuchs glanced at the half-dead Liu Yizhou and went out, Wei Xiaobao didn't expect the prison of the Criminal Department to be so torturous, and he was not even allowed to eat, when he came in, Wei Xiaobao heard Zhang Kangnian say, Dongchang is its own independent department, and it should be in the hands of the emperor as usual, but the emperor is young, and no one in Dongchang interferes for the time being, and even Ao Bai does not dare to cross his bounds, but Ao Bai has been trying his best to win over Dongchang, but Nie Zhongxian, the head of Dongchang, has always remained neutral, and it seems that he is a little bit watching the fire from the other side. Suspicion of taking advantage of fishermen.
When it comes to Nie Zhongxian, Zhang Kangnian and others are also scared into a cold sweat, it is said that this person's kung fu is superb, extremely powerful, everyone who has seen him shoot has already drunk tea at the Lord of Yama, Wei Xiaobao couldn't help but shiver in his heart, and said in his heart that there is no such thing in "The Legend of Deer and Ding", it seems that he still has to be more careful, this palace is a tiger's den in Longtan, if he is not careful, he will be in a different place, and he will die without a whole body.
Wei Xiaobao shook his head, and said with a smile to the soup, "Old soup, let's have a rare fate, come, don't get drunk and don't return, I'll treat you today, let's have a big meal, as the saying goes, 'There is wine today, drunk today, tomorrow is sad, tomorrow is sad, tomorrow is sad." 'Come, wait a minute, I'll treat you to barbecue, absolutely authentic game, you will never forget it after eating it.' ”
Hou Dezhong is also polite, four dishes and one soup in the food box, a roast chicken, a roast duck, a roasted eggplant, a throttle prawn, a seaweed egg soup, a pot of daughter red, Wei Xiaobao nodded uncontrollably, set up the dishes and chopsticks, Tang Ruowang has lived in the Central Plains for many years, understands the customs here, and is not polite, the two put the food box on the edge of the iron cage in the middle, Wei Xiaobao took down the candlestick again, and made a 'dragon meat skewer', (isn't the snake a little dragon).
Tang Ruowang is not such a good blessing as Wei Xiaobao, his body is controlled, and his movement is inconvenient, every time Wei Xiaobao feeds Tang Ruowang a bite first, and then eats another bite himself, and the old soup is also drunk first, and the old soup is also a temperamental person, and the two of them will talk about the world and the world, and talk about the fate, Wei Xiaobao is self-cooked, and everyone has to say that they don't play, and the most annoying thing is the feeling of being bored alone.
During the conversation, Wei Xiaobao admired Tang Ruowang even more, Tang Ruowang's profound knowledge and outstanding talents made Wei Xiaobao deeply admired, Wei Xiaobao studied obsolete biology, physics, chemistry, and had some understanding of Tang Ruowang's research and analysis of gunpowder and artillery, not to mention that Wei Xiaobao was a military enthusiast in his previous life, and Wei Xiaobao was very interested in these thermal weapons.
Wei Xiaobao also expressed his views from time to time, although Wei Xiaobao didn't have much ink in his stomach, Wei Xiaobao's unique identity as a traverser and his rich knowledge mastery still surprised John Tang, and the two talked happily.
Especially in the study of artillery, Wei Xiaobao also put forward his own unique opinions, what small mortars, giant bombardment cannons, as well as multi-barreled serial guns, etc., so that Tang Ruowang has the feeling of sitting in the well and watching the sky and the frog at the bottom of the well, and he can't stop giving Wei Xiaobao a thumbs up, and "goog, verygood" at every turn.
Wei Xiaobao was a little fluttering, thinking that the four major inventions were nothing more than that, as long as he was willing, even the spaceship might be able to come out in advance, and being so praised by everyone for an artillery invention, Wei Xiaobao was a little carried away, and had the illusion that he didn't know who he was.
Until I heard Liu Yizhou shouting, "Two uncles, please, reward me with some food, good people have good rewards, you must live a long life, please, be merciful." ”
Hearing Liu Yizhou's shout, Wei Xiaobao woke up from his 'daydream', couldn't help glaring at Liu Yizhou, and said in his heart, "If it weren't for you, Lao Tzu might have built a spaceship, and maybe he would have a tryst with Chang'e in the Moon Palace, which is really fucking disappointing." ”
looked at the food box, and unconsciously Wei Xiaobao and Tang Ruowang had already eaten almost, and the plate could be seen to the end, Wei Xiaobao glanced at the skewers on the shelf, and there was only a small piece left unbaked, just now Tang Ruowang wanted it, Wei Xiaobao was not willing to give it to him, this is Liu Yizhou's baby. (To be continued.) )