"I'm sorry, lord. Please search (product @ book ¥ net to see the most complete!) The fastest updated concubine can't go over to accompany the prince, because the concubine's appearance is not accurate. Chu Yunniang's face was calm, without any panic, pretending to be really like that.

Wu Yizong's extremely ugly old face slammed into the slam, and said angrily: "Hello? Isn't it Cui Geng, Cui Erlang? ”

"Of course not, but ...... He! As he spoke, a wall dragon order with a silver crown and shining appeared in Chu Yunniang's hand.

"Wall Dragon Order! It's the Wall Dragon Order! The sharp-eyed person had already recognized this thing in Chu Yunniang's hand for the first time.

For a while, at the night banquet, there was a lot of noise and fright!

"The Wall Dragon Order? How could Little Lady Chu have a wall dragon order? ”

"Do you need to ask? The owner of the wall dragon gave it. Unexpectedly, the person Chu Xiaoniang's favorite person turned out to be the owner of the wall dragon! ”

"Talented and beautiful, a match made in heaven, fortunately! Luckily! ”

"Come on, what a blessing. No matter how powerful the wall dragon master is, he is not here. It's really hard to say whether a wall dragon order alone can suppress the king of Hanoi! ”

……

Even if someone doesn't know much about the Wall Dragon Order, after listening to Song Genhai's explanation just now, they fully understand the power of this order.

Therefore, as soon as the wall dragon order appeared, the entire courtyard suddenly seemed to be boiling a pot, and there was an endless uproar.

In the imperial court, in the officialdom, how could any official with a little years and insight not know the rumors of the wall dragon order and the owner of the wall dragon order?

Wu Yizong also seemed to be suppressed by the wall dragon order, his brows were furrowed and he didn't say a word, he didn't know what he was thinking.

When people's voices gradually lowered, suddenly, Fan Guanglie's extremely sharp voice suddenly sounded, "Haha, Wall Dragon Order, interesting!" King of Hanoi, Hugh has been deceived by them, this wall dragon order is fake! ”

Cui Geng's heart was slightly cold, damn, I'm really afraid of something!

I only heard Fan Guanglie continue: "King of Hanoi, please think about it, Song Genhai just said the Wall Dragon Order, and the Wall Dragon Order will appear immediately, how can there be such a coincidence in the world?" It is clear that Cui Geng forged the wall dragon order in order to prevent his good friend Chu Yunniang from coming out to accompany the guests, and wanted the prince to retreat without knowing the difficulties! ”

Song Genhai scolded: "What you say is fake is fake? What if the Wall Dragon Order is real? Pry the corner of the wall dragon.,Co-authoring doesn't have to settle accounts with your shitty thing, right? The king of Hanoi is a golden body, no matter what, be careful! ”

"Don't worry, in the territory of Dingzhou, this army will definitely not guarantee the safety of the King of Hanoi!"

Fan Guanglie got up suddenly, hugged his fist slightly, and said; "The Wall Dragon Order has not appeared for twenty years, and many people don't know much about what this thing should look like. Coincidentally, Ben has been very interested in the wall dragon recently, and has asked many people who have seen the wall dragon order, and got some interesting news. ”

He stretched out three fingers and said one by one: "First, there is only one wall dragon order, and after it is used up, the wall dragon owner will take it by himself." Second, the characteristics of the wall dragon order, in addition to its shape like a dragon, engraved for the four big characters of Tianxingdao, there are also four dragon claws at the firewood characters. This character is not much bigger than a grain of rice, and it is delicate and abnormal, and it is difficult to imitate. Third, the eyes of the wall dragon are composed of two night pearls, which can shine brightly in the darkness."

"Fan Senjun is half right." Yan Zhiwei also suddenly interjected, "Actually, this Wall Dragon Order was given by Emperor Taizong himself, and it is a priceless treasure in itself. ”

Song Genhai said unconvinced: "That...... Maybe you're talking about rumors! ”

Yan Zhi raised his eyebrows slightly and sneered: "Rumors in the rivers and lakes? You little seven-pin Wen Linlang, you don't know the heel of General Ben! The grandfather of this general is Yan Lide, the general of the Tang Dynasty Taizong and the secretary of the Ministry of Industry, and the uncle of this official is Yan Liben, who was appointed as a master craftsman during the Taizong period, and served as the right prime minister during the Gaozong period. More critically...... Hehe......"

"Hehe, your sister? If there's a fart, let it go! "The true nature of Song Geunhae Hun was exposed again.

Yan Zhiwei didn't pay attention to his foul language, but raised his head proudly and said, "The most important thing is that this wall dragon order was supervised by this official's grandfather!" ”

Rao Yi Song Genhai was not stingy, and when he heard what he said, he didn't know how to mess around, and he was suddenly speechless.

In fact, Fan Guanglie had already guessed that this wall dragon order was the one that Fan Guangming had imitated before.

After seeing Song Genhai so annoyed and angry, he became more and more convinced of his judgment!

As soon as he thought of this, Fan Guanglie laughed and said: "Now the problem is clear, as long as we extinguish the candle in the field and see if this wall dragon order can shine brightly, we can distinguish the authenticity of this order!" If it is true, the prince is a golden body, so naturally there is no need to be reckless with a Jianghu. But if it's fake...... Then Cui Geng deliberately deceived the prince! ”

Wu Yizong said: "This statement is reasonable, turn off the lights!" ”

"Yes!"

Suddenly, the candles were extinguished.

Because the sky was covered with colorful silk, even the moonlight and starlight could not shine in, and immediately he could not see his fingers.

Cui Geng was already like falling into an ice cellar at this time.

At this time, Fan Guanglie's extremely disgusting voice sounded again, and said: "I just joined the army and said, how can there be such a coincidence in the world, and now everything is true...... Yes...... White, bright! ”

Suddenly, a clear light flashed in the darkness!

This is......

Everyone looked intently, and the brightest place was a pair of white and flawless jade hands, holding a small silver dragon in their hands.

The light came from the eyes of the silver dragon!

Chu Yunniang's clear voice sounded, and said: "How dare the slave family dare to deceive the King of Hanoi, I just covered the eyes of the wall dragon order and made a joke with everyone."

"The Wall Dragon Order, it's really the Wall Dragon Order!"

"Little Lady Chu's good looks are really the owner of the wall dragon!"

"Fan Guanglie can be regarded as stabbing the big basket."

"It's a lot of fun this time, and let's see how the King of Hanoi ends."

……

The crowd was in a mess, and they all said anything.

Sun Yangao was afraid that they would come up with something unpleasant, so he hurriedly greeted: "Palm lamp, palm lamp, this thorn history wants to see, who dares to chew the root of the tongue." ”

"Yes!"

Suddenly, the candlelight flashed, and the scene was as bright as day again.

People no longer dared to ridicule Fan Guanglie and Wu Yizong, so they shut up one after another and looked at the main seat.

This is a terrible sight, and everyone is shocked!

"Lord, your hair ......"

Yes?

Wu Yizong wiped it on his head, and his crotch was suddenly frightened~ tight, so that he couldn't pee into his pants.

His hair was so characteristic, unkempt like a chicken coop. However, at this moment, the piece in the middle of the top of the head is missing a piece!

Who's doing it?

No need to ask, there can be such a means in the world, who is the owner of Shebi Dragon?

If he was ruthless, he would have lowered the knife a little bit......

The more Wu Yizong thought about it, the more frightened he became, and hooked his hand at Fan Guanglie, and said, "Fan Guanglie, right?" Dingzhou records to join the army? ”

"The king... Lord Wang, it is the lower official! ”

Fan Guanglie was also completely dumbfounded at this time, how could this wall dragon order be true?

Wu Yizong hooked his hand, "You come here." ”

Fan Guanglie didn't dare to disobey his orders, walked over cautiously, and said, "What does the prince command?" ”

"I'll kill you!"

Syllable~

A big mouth slapped Fan Guangguang's mouth fiercely, making him dizzy, and said, "Lord Wang...... You! ”

"If I don't kill you, this king won't be surnamed Wu today! Hmph, pry the corner of the wall dragon of this king, what kind of heart do you kid have? ”

Smack!

"Everyone in the world knows that the master of the wall dragon is a hero in the world to eliminate violence and peace, rob the rich and help the poor! This king has always admired heroes and righteous men, how can he get involved with their families? ”

Bang Bang Bang!

A couple of big mouths again.

Good guy, Wu Yizong really sold his strength today, and he didn't work hard, so he smoked Fan Guanglie's nose and face were swollen, and even a few of his back molars were knocked out!

But everyone understands that Wu Yizong was frightened by the master of the wall dragon, the shadow of the famous tree of the person, with a flick of his fingers, the artificial appearance has already shaved off half of his hair, can Wu Yizong not be afraid? Not only Wu Yizong, but all the officials present were afraid.

It wasn't until Wu Yizong was tired and panting from exhaustion, and Fan Guanglie's face was full of blood, that Sun Yangao stood up and said a few words of begging for mercy for Fan Guanglie.

The first brother of Dingzhou squeaked when he spoke, and Wu Yizong could also come down the steps, so he slowly stopped!

Then, he said a few words to Chu Yunniang softly, and then respectfully ordered his attendants to personally send Chu Yunniang's master and maid back.

After sending Chu Yunniang away, Wu Yizong, who was still in his heart, suddenly said to Cui Gengshu again: "Cui Changshi, although this king can't touch Chu Yunniang, you can't use these vulgar fans to prevaricate this official!" Could it be that you don't have a beautiful woman in Dingzhou? ”

Cui Geng heard this, and was stunned, Nima, what a master who wants a woman to die!

Here, Fan Guanglie didn't look at the beating of Wu Yizong, and he was embarrassed in front of everyone, but he didn't dare to resent Wu Yizong for half a point, but transferred all this resentment to Cui Geng's head.

When he saw Wu Yizong criticizing Cui Geng, he covered his cheeks and fanned the yin wind on the side: "Yes, I must satisfy the King of Hanoi today in order to show the hospitality of my Dingzhou Mansion." Cui Changshi, don't you have a concubine named Wang Meifang? Why don't you dedicate it to the prince and talk about comfort? ”

"......" Cui Geng felt that Wu Yizong beat Fan Guanglie's old dog lightly just now, why didn't he beat him to death?

Cui Geng's acceptance of the daughter of the five surnamed Qiwang Taiyuan Wang as concubines was a big news at the time, and the officialdom of the Great Zhou Dynasty had basically heard about it.

Wu Yizong naturally knew about it, and he had heard of Wang Meifang's glamorous name in Luoyang, otherwise Lai Junchen would not have been lustful about this woman in the first place.

As soon as he heard Fan Guanglie mention it now, his small eyes suddenly narrowed, and he asked with a smile: "What, Wang Meifang, is the neodymium of Taiyuan Wang Qingxu?" ”

Seeing that Wu Yizong seemed to be moved, Fan Guanglie nodded excitedly and said, "Well, yes, it's this woman." ”

"You donkey day Fan Guanglie!"

Wu Yizong was furious, without saying a word, he stepped forward and slapped Fan Guanglie a few big mouths, and scolded: "You first let this king provoke the family of the master of the wall dragon, and now let this king provoke Wang Meifang, don't you know that Junchen has coveted this woman for a long time?" Do you want this king to replace Cui Erlang and fight with Lai Junchen? You're fucking honest and disgusted with this king's life, right?! ”

"Oops, oops......"

Fan Guanglie slapped the wrong fart again, and it was another fat beating with no skin!

After getting angry, Wu Yizong returned to the old topic and said to Cui Geng: "Cui Changshi, what this king said just now......

Cui Geng really had no tricks for this old embryo, shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, and said: "As the saying goes, turnip greens have their own love." Or, the lower officials will find all the official prostitutes of the Prostitute Division for the prince to choose? ”

"Good! Belch...... By the way, don't summon the little lady of the Chu family again. Wu Yizong admonished, obviously really frightened by the name of the master of the wall dragon.

"The lower official knows!"

Without Wu Yizong's advice, Cui Geng would not call Chu Yunniang over again.

Obviously, this little lady already has a wall dragon order in her hand, and it is genuine. Grandma, you have this reliance, what kind of poor little lamb were you pretending to be in front of the official before?

After leaving the table, he went to the Prostitute Division again and asked Liu Qiqian to gather everyone and go to Dingzhou to assassinate Shi Yamen.

The women were sleepy-eyed and yawning.

Your sister, how can this state make Wu Yizong take a fancy to it?

Cui Geng saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart, and announced on the spot that each person would be given a reward of ten yuan, and the prostitutes were in good spirits.

Cui Geng also announced that if anyone won the favor of Wu Yizong, he could get a reward of thousands of dollars, and the prostitutes were already high-spirited and thunderous.

After waiting for them to hastily comb their makeup, Cui Geng took them straight to their destination.

……

Above the night party.

"Lord Wang, choose me!"

"The slave family is good at blowing ~ Xiao and playing jade, which will definitely satisfy the prince."

"Pick me! Pick me! The slave family was the top brand in Dingzhou back then. ”

……

There must be brave women under the heavy reward, and the enthusiasm of these prostitutes makes Wu Yizong secretly sigh that the prostitutes in Dingzhou are really hospitable!

But it's just passion.

As for the appearance? It's really like the first batch arranged. These are either old people and yellow, or crooked melons and cracked dates.

Wu Yanxiu and other young men looked at these ugly men, and they actually had the feeling that the demons were dancing wildly.

Fan Guanglie, who had been beaten twice, saw this scene, and could be regarded as looking for an opportunity to take revenge, and said loudly: "Cui Geng, what do you mean by this?" These ugly people called here, are you trying to disgust the King of Hanoi? ”

As he spoke, he pointed with his hand at a prostitute in his forties and fifties in front of him, a fat woman with big shoulders and a round waist.

Cui Geng also lost his appetite when he looked at it, and asked Liu Qiqian beside him in a low voice: "Just like this, can you also be an official prostitute?" Do you have long eyes and an ass? ”

Liu Qiqian said aggrievedly: "She is the cook of our prostitute department, not an official prostitute, huh?" How did she get in? ”

The fat woman shouted in a thick voice: "Cui Changshi is not allowed to cheat, you just said that you will have ten yuan when you come, but you didn't say that as long as you are an official prostitute, you don't want to admit it!" ”

“……”

Cui Geng looked at this fat aunt and really couldn't bear to look at it directly.

Fan Guanglie took the opportunity to fan the yin wind against Wu Yizong again: "King of Hanoi, have you seen it, he has brought all the cooks, this is to humiliate you!" ”

"You!"

Wu Yizong snorted at Fan Guanglie's face with a big-eared scraper, and scolded: "This king just likes this, it's you!" ”

Wu Yizong pointed at the fat aunt, as if he saw a special thing in the world, and praised Cui Geng: "Yes, Cui Erlang, who knows me!" ”

Then, he took three steps as two steps, sat two steps and one walk, hugged the fat woman in his arms, and said with a smile: "Beauty, I will serve this king well tonight, and your benefits are indispensable." Walking ......"

Cui Geng: "......"

Liu Qiqian: "......"

Sun Yangao: "......"

Officials: "......"

Fan Guanglie was dumbfounded, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out!

Seeing Wu Yizong leave with the fat woman, no one stopped him at the scene, because everyone was stunned and speechless for a long time.

Wu Yanxiu was not surprised at all, he said strangely: "This is not unusual, my King of Hanoi likes this kind of color." Have you ever heard of a minister named Zhu Qianyi in this dynasty? ”

Zhu Qiansu is a celebrity in Da Zhou, and all the officials present are there, so they naturally know his interesting stories.

It is said that Wu Zetian was called the emperor two years ago, and everyone rushed to offer auspiciousness. Zhu Qian's suspicious official is low, and he can't even afford to pay for fraud, what can he do? In the end, he had an idea and wrote to Wu Zetian: "The minister dreamed that His Majesty was eight hundred years old. ”

Wu Zetian was happy and named him the right pick-up.

Zhu Qian suspected that he tasted the sweetness, and soon wrote again: "The minister dreamed that His Majesty's head was whiter and blacker, and his teeth were more reborn."

Wu Zetian was happy again, and promoted him to Duguan Langzhong,

Zhu Qiansu made persistent efforts and continued to write the book, "The minister heard Songshan sing long live".

Wu Zetian couldn't cry or laugh, you can't catch a trick, but I am here to brush up on the copy, so this time I won't give him a promotion, and I will give him a "goldfish bag".

Now Zhu Qian is suspected of being a sixth-grade official, but only a fifth-grade official is qualified to wear the "goldfish bag", which does not dampen his enthusiasm and gives him a warning. Since then, Zhu Qian's suspicions have stopped, and the government and the opposition have laughed and talked.

Everyone has heard the story of Lord Zhu, and some people asked curiously: "What does Zhu Qiansu have to do with the King of Hanoi's affairs today?" ”

Wu Yanxiu Avenue: "Of course it has a relationship, Zhu Qian is suspected of being ugly, thick and black, fat and short, and his body is greasy, and he is nicknamed 'Guanglu Palm Meal'." But his wife is charming and famous. But Zhu Qian suspected that he didn't like his beautiful wife, but liked an ugly maid in Ximen Restaurant. This woman is unkempt, stiff-shouldered, and pot-bellied, and everyone is disgusted, but Zhu Qiansu often stays with her and likes abnormalities. ”

Speaking of this, he paused for a moment and said, "This king looks at my clan uncle, and Zhu Qianji's hobbies are similar. Hehe, today it is revealed again. ”

Hearing him say this, Wu Yizong was not there, and everyone naturally burst into laughter, only Fan Guanglie hid in the corner and licked his wounds.

The whole feast lasted for three or four hours, until the day grew brighter, and then it gradually dissipated.

After the banquet was over, Cui Geng returned to the mansion and lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

……

"Lord Changshi, wake up, wake up!"

At noon the next day, Cui Geng was sleeping soundly, but was woken up by Song Genhai's staggering.

Sleepy-eyed, he asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Song Genhai said with a bare face: "Go to the Assassin's Mansion to take a look, something is wrong!" ”