Chapter 458, Buying a Gun
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"What do you want to do, are you from the Black Dragon Society, do you want to kill Lord Wells?" Charles hurriedly walked closer, stretched out his hand to push Wei Xiaobao's away, with a dog barking "Wang", and then the Supreme Baofei ran to Charles, a vicious dog pounced, bit Charles's wrist, and Charles screamed in pain.
"Okay, wait a while, Wells will wake up, Supreme Treasure, be gentle with your guests, look at you, you don't have any gentlemanly demeanor, don't frighten our distinguished guests." The monkey and the others behind Wei Xiaobao almost covered their stomachs and laughed, and said in their hearts, "It seems that we are the guests, and besides, if you talk to the dog about gentlemanly manners, isn't this playing the piano to the cow?"
But Supreme Bao obediently let go of Charles's arm, ran to the side, rubbed it, sat on a chair opposite, and followed Wei Xiaobao's example, he actually put his left leg on his right leg, his body was straight, and he looked like a gentleman, and forcefully countered the contempt of monkeys and others for it.
"You are so unreasonable, you dare to commit blatant murder here, I... I'm going to sue you at the prefect's yamen. Charles clutched his injured arm, his face red with anger.
"Yes, you go, when the time comes to be beaten, don't blame me for not reminding you, just like you, it's not enough for Lao Tzu to commit murder, Lao Tzu only committed murder against three kinds of people in his life?" Saying that, Wei Xiaobao paused, just like before a celebrity speech, sell it first.
The monkey hurriedly asked, "What are the three types of people like Brother Long?" ”
Wei Xiaobao 'bang' and gave the monkey a brain collapse. laughed and scolded: "No wonder others call you a monkey." Look at your anxious look. First. Enemies, people who have grievances with me, no matter who cares, Lao Tzu will not let them go easily, the second is the person who stands in my way, whether it is a financial road or a future, Lao Tzu will definitely repair him fiercely. Thirdly. A woman who can't be conquered, Lao Tzu will also be rough, as long as the woman in Lao Tzu's picture, whether she likes me or not, Lao Tzu will get the hand, of course, this situation is negligible, because I haven't met a woman who can't conquer it, it's really lonely. Saying that, Wei Xiaobao also opened his mouth and sighed, causing the monkey and the others to laugh again.
The monkey flattered, "What kind of person is Brother Long, not only is he suave. The jade tree is in the wind, heroic and extraordinary...... (100 million words omitted below). Which woman saw it, and she didn't obediently bow down to Brother Long's crotch, so that Brother Long could enjoy his luck. ”
"That's it, that's it, Brother Monkey is so right." (The younger brother of the red star generally calls the monkey brother Monkey, after all, the monkey is also the hall master of the Suzaku Hall, and the younger brothers will definitely not dare to be presumptuous.) Everyone saw the opportunity to clap their ass.
Everyone laughed, and Charles dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak, Charles had just escaped from the Black Dragon Society, and knew that the gangsters were all ruthless, and they were all ruthless characters who killed people without blinking, so they hid in the corner of the wall in fright, and didn't dare to move.
"Ahem," there was a rapid cough, and then Wells was seen lying on the ground move a few times.
"Monkey, hurry up and help Mr. Wells up, what if you catch a cold after so long your butt is on the ground?" Wei Xiaobao hurriedly waved at the monkey.
The monkey led the brothers to lift Wells up and put him on the chair on the side, Wells gasped a few times, spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm, woke up leisurely, looked at Wei Xiaobao and the others in wonder, turned back to Charles and asked, "Charles, who are they, did you call them?" ”
Charles shook his head vigorously, but didn't dare to speak, Wei Xiaobao interjected in English, "Mr. Wells, hello, I like to have fun, you have a batch of guns to shoot, right?" I want to buy it, of course, the premise is that the thing is good and the price is right. ”
"You can speak English, what are you? You're going to buy a gun, is it true? "I asked a series of questions, after all, Wei Xiaobao gave Wells too many 'accidents', I didn't expect that someone would take the initiative to buy a gun, and he is still a person who understands British dialect.
Wei Xiaobao smiled, "Your Excellency Wells, I am the head of internal affairs of the Qing Dynasty, and this is my edict." "As a senior government official, I don't think it's a waste to use Wei Xiaobao for this hole card. As for ********, Wei Xiaobao doesn't want to be anymore, anyway, Kangxi already knows his identity as a fake eunuch.
"Ah, you are really the head of the internal affairs office of the Qing Dynasty, great, really good, thank God, thank God, thank Jesus, thank God ......."
But Wells was so excited that he kept drawing a cross on his chest to thank Brother Su. Wei Xiaobao doesn't believe in this set, the predecessors read a page of the Bible, Wei Xiaobao felt dizzy, and said that Brother Su hung himself on the cross to atone for the sins of the world, this kind of thing, it is estimated that few people believe it, even if they really believe in religion, everyone is also trying to be lively, every time they worship, gather together, sing a brother, sing a scripture or something, there are not many people who really believe in Jesus.
Wei Xiaobao nodded, "God knows that I never lie?" "Wei Xiaobao deliberately used their God to tell things, so that he would believe in himself more.
"Great, Mr. Wei, you even know God Jesus, it seems that you are really a messenger sent by God, so let's sell you the guns, Charles go and get a few guns for Mr. Wei to see."
Chief Charles stood up tremblingly, went out with a lot of effort, and brought a few black and shiny muskets, of course, the ancient muskets did not have so many fancy styles as they do now, but they were similar to the 'rabbit guns' used for hunting in the countryside, and they were not loaded with bullets, but gunpowder and iron sand.
Wei Xiaobao waved his hand to let the monkey and others come over to take a look, the monkey held it in his hand for a long time, and whispered in Wei Xiaobao's ear, "It's the same as the batch of guns that the brothers got last time." ”
Wei Xiaobao nodded, it seems that what Red Star intercepted was Wells's gun, and he really didn't know each other. "Yes, yes, Wells, can I try it?" Wei Xiaobao took the musket and said at Wells.
"Manager Wei, be careful that the gun goes off, the knife and gun have no eyes, this thing is very powerful." A few pine and bamboo trees in the yard, Wei Xiaobao glanced at it, there was a shot in his hand, there was a loud bang, and after a burst of white smoke, he heard a click, and then looked at the pine and bamboo in the courtyard, which had been broken in half from the middle.
"Good gun, good gun, good, good." Wei Xiaobao put the gun on the table and said, "Your Excellency Wells, let's not talk much, the gun is good, I like it very much, you can make a price directly." ”
Wells was shocked for a long time, and then he recovered from Wei Xiaobao's magic spear stunt and calmed down his nervousness, Wells smiled and said, "Dear Manager Wei, for God's sake, how about a deal for you to bargain for twenty taels or eighty taels." ”
[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! (To be continued.) )